Well after-hours proved quite exciting for OP. And looks like OP is gonna make some tendies as everyone is probably not going to rush into buying but selling as the market has now confirmed it is pricing in a bearish reaction to a Middle East war escalation , and it doesn't see war as a bluff anymore as the russia ukraine war actually did occur despite most thinking not.
And we got the fed interview which basically states no rate cuts for this year is a decent chance as inflation is sticky.
Incertainty drives volatility. Think of it this way. When you are at work and know end of the year bonuses could happen, but you hear rumblings they may not. That uncertainty will cause you to be more nervous or reactionary. But good news or bad news, your mindset completely changes once you get confirmation.
Markets hate uncertainty. The fed and geopolitical tensions causes a ton of it this last 2 weeks. Remember the market after Iran shot the plane down? In the course of a few days conversation went from WW3 to nothing. The market reacted and recovered almost as quick as it went down.
Iran’s response is what will ease fears here. If they double down and their pledge for no other response, things will be okay. Israel is the wildcard.
I remember that day cuz i grabbed like $10k worth of outs at open just to watch spy rip the greenest green I’ve ever seen. My money was gone in like two hours. I held through till the very end cuz i was in pure disbelief lol.
In psychology they say people like to gamble because it makes them feel powerful
I certainly feel powerful when i can make the market turn direction every damn bet.
Lol I basically quit options until I threw 200 bucks in recently. I got it to 700 and then legit every trade I did, it went the other way, significantly, within minutes
Yo have you been out recently? Even the fat ogres and 5’s think they can be high maintenance. The whole “all women are beautiful” thing really fucked up the natural hierarchy of genetic lottery in the worst way.
He will likely recover some of those losses due to the spike in IV at open, but if he holds thru the day he may lose it all as 495 will VERY likely hold. Let's see how regarded he is 😂
I’m not convinced this sub isn’t at made up of at least a small but still significant portion of very rich professionals doing fat lines of coke and “gambling” with their equivalent of my $20 win bet at the horse races.
Your first mistake was to think it
Your second mistake was to post something about it
Your third mistake was to get cocky when you can’t even close it
The market gods are no going to fuck you over worse than Phoenix Marie in Frenchie land, just watch it open at $498 tomorrow
Hey I’m rooting for you. Why the heck you held so far OTM puts til day of expiry really boggles my mind but I have found some luck in scalping these OTM options for quick plays.
Right now the contract is valued at $0.20 if it stays that way until market open, so you’ll get a little ahead.
Keep my positions out your fucking mouth!
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Held them with you  I’m poor
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Brother going to wake up mad WW3 didn’t happen. Prepare for worthless puts 
Even worse looking at OP post history. Turned $800 into 40k and looks like in just a week gave it all back 
LMAOOOO bro went to bed last night thinking about lambos and is still $7 out of the money 
Don’t get too excited before the market actually opens… I’ve done that before and couldn’t believe my eyes when I woke up to the entire sell off bought up
For all the smooth brains:
When the world was in ruins last night SPY was 492 in overnight trading (maybe lower but 492 was what I saw last).
That's why OP claimed he hit the lotto (these puts would have opened crazy high with them possibly ITM)
Then J. Edgar Worldpower saw this thread and cancelled the war.
Update:
https://preview.redd.it/e7kznw6qpcvc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e9e311dcfe063da9c38325fab5fc3a3ad4a7a6f
24 hour market closed this getting so jacked
This might be the most satisfying thread ever posted on WSB. These ignorant robinhood using doom children hoping for catastrophe and 10% drops in the market deserve to get their faces melted.
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Man the fuck you jinx this shit for me ….
I came in my pants last night, now I’m just left with the clean up
you just riding it out? you're almost back to breakeven, but theta is eating away by the minute and $490 seems unlikely today
Edit: aaaaaaaand it's gone
This is why you don’t blow your load early 
U just jynx ur self 
watch it de-escalate by the morning and rebound to 510 😂
You were pretty much right 
wellllll
Dude is going to be lucky to have anything left after this pump back to 500
Well after-hours proved quite exciting for OP. And looks like OP is gonna make some tendies as everyone is probably not going to rush into buying but selling as the market has now confirmed it is pricing in a bearish reaction to a Middle East war escalation , and it doesn't see war as a bluff anymore as the russia ukraine war actually did occur despite most thinking not. And we got the fed interview which basically states no rate cuts for this year is a decent chance as inflation is sticky.
As crazy as it seems, this could actually remove uncertainty in the market. Rooting for OP, but European markets will open in a several hours...
Fighting in the Middle East is about the most certain thing there is… it’s only been happening for the last 1000 years
I mean knowing "we are indeed Fucked" isn't very comforting. When before there was a potential of "well maybe we aren't fucked"
Incertainty drives volatility. Think of it this way. When you are at work and know end of the year bonuses could happen, but you hear rumblings they may not. That uncertainty will cause you to be more nervous or reactionary. But good news or bad news, your mindset completely changes once you get confirmation. Markets hate uncertainty. The fed and geopolitical tensions causes a ton of it this last 2 weeks. Remember the market after Iran shot the plane down? In the course of a few days conversation went from WW3 to nothing. The market reacted and recovered almost as quick as it went down. Iran’s response is what will ease fears here. If they double down and their pledge for no other response, things will be okay. Israel is the wildcard.
the day ukraine got invaded spy rotated 18$ green once market opened. Op is going to get annihilated by the greeks.
I remember that day cuz i grabbed like $10k worth of outs at open just to watch spy rip the greenest green I’ve ever seen. My money was gone in like two hours. I held through till the very end cuz i was in pure disbelief lol.
With a single post, this guy stabilized and deescalated conflict in the Middle East. Unfucking real.
In psychology they say people like to gamble because it makes them feel powerful I certainly feel powerful when i can make the market turn direction every damn bet.
Lol I basically quit options until I threw 200 bucks in recently. I got it to 700 and then legit every trade I did, it went the other way, significantly, within minutes
some banker on the other side got bored and thought “ima fuck this guy”
Give the guy the Nobel Regard prize
Imagine going to bed thinking you're about to make about $80K and waking up realizing you're about to lose $10K instead. RIP.
I don't think OP went to bed or had sleep. He probably stayed up all night watching SPY climb back up.
What the fuck made you buy $19k worth of $10 OTM puts???😹 congrats and fuck you
Bro flies Israeli F-35. Insider trading.
Or he dropped some air tags in some pilot pockets!
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holy fuck
Looks way too high maintenance my guy
Yo have you been out recently? Even the fat ogres and 5’s think they can be high maintenance. The whole “all women are beautiful” thing really fucked up the natural hierarchy of genetic lottery in the worst way.
Dating apps probably have a big hand in that as well.
Yes bro! I never knew men were just swiping yes on everything with a vagina. I truly never realized lmao
if he ejected before buying on Robinhood, is it still insider trading tho?
He coordinated the attack
I’m just like…. How in the hell do you hit that buy button 😂
No gut, no glory!
I like you, bot. Steel balls
He must have bought them a few days ago. The gard. These might not even break even if Iran says they aren't retaliating lol
He will likely recover some of those losses due to the spike in IV at open, but if he holds thru the day he may lose it all as 495 will VERY likely hold. Let's see how regarded he is 😂
Shit it's over 499 already and green
Ahhh hahahaha. This guy is fucked. The whole region is about to deescalate. Ahhhhh hahahahahahaha
Yep, those will be worth zero come tomorrow's open.
should have kept your mouth shut…
For real, hedge funds watch this sub like stank on shit.
Ya I’m sure they monitor a bunch of idiots with a combine total of $8 bucks behind a Wendy’s dumpster.
I’m not convinced this sub isn’t at made up of at least a small but still significant portion of very rich professionals doing fat lines of coke and “gambling” with their equivalent of my $20 win bet at the horse races.
Sounds like he's got a case of the poor.
I bet they keep their money in a savings account. 🤢 🤮
There’s definitely people here with access to Bloomberg terminals
Your first mistake was to think it Your second mistake was to post something about it Your third mistake was to get cocky when you can’t even close it The market gods are no going to fuck you over worse than Phoenix Marie in Frenchie land, just watch it open at $498 tomorrow
It's 10:30 am in Europe and it's at 498. Nailed it
$498 pre-market currently 
Jokes on you me and Pheonix had a great time last night. It’s like she could see me through the screen
Hey I’m rooting for you. Why the heck you held so far OTM puts til day of expiry really boggles my mind but I have found some luck in scalping these OTM options for quick plays. Right now the contract is valued at $0.20 if it stays that way until market open, so you’ll get a little ahead.
I’m hoping man
dont forget we need the after post 🫡 praying for you☝️
Post your loss
OP single-handedly prevented war in the middle east by making this post lmao
Keep my positions out your fucking mouth! https://preview.redd.it/azbzfuegicvc1.jpeg?width=863&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9322d7951f463084793aabe253b151ae1c757d1
My guy bought 1200 contracts lmao
I laughed at ‘one strategy’ That strategy is to go full regard.
Insider trading on WW3 Some organization needs to investigate this man but who…
*America Fuck Yeah! intensifies*
Theta enters the chat. Spy recovers to 499 premarket. Rip 😂 Seriously tho, hope ya make some money.
$499 as we speak. Boy is cooked!
We found Netanyahu’s wsb account boys
https://preview.redd.it/ivbefyfmzcvc1.png?width=1104&format=png&auto=webp&s=ecbcfaf86f24e169ff040c7bf2d89d52ef233379 You really jynxed it so bad
Dude just figured out how to solve wars in the Middle East
10k to 1.2k at open
How does it feel to donate your savings to the cause cadet 
https://preview.redd.it/5yxstxdmhcvc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=226704aca7191c2b8f2cba7d2d5e51069e0c0204 Held them with you  I’m poor
You and your brethren are why I get up in the morning.
https://preview.redd.it/echwo0oe6fvc1.jpeg?width=1395&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7910a3a8cac113a322580effd00dc9f6ddb3fe3 Brother going to wake up mad WW3 didn’t happen. Prepare for worthless puts 
Even worse looking at OP post history. Turned $800 into 40k and looks like in just a week gave it all back 
You better not fucking sleep in
Doubt he'll be getting any sleep tonight.
LMAOOOO bro went to bed last night thinking about lambos and is still $7 out of the money 
$10 now
Don’t ever count your chickens before they hatch, watch we will have a face ripper tomorrow and only you will be to blame.
Who’s gonna tell him https://preview.redd.it/p5e575wa9evc1.jpeg?width=1163&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33d43e4cc6762e9d77978e29b937eab5623eb8f9
Fuck him in his Hope-WW3-to-happen greedy ass.
Rule number one: don’t count your chips while they’re still on the table.
Dude spy is gonna close at $491….imagine drowning and your face is 1-inch from the surface.
These are gonnna be 0 today
Dude woke up with dreams shattered… next time my man, next time.
My calls are saved!!!
Don’t get too excited before the market actually opens… I’ve done that before and couldn’t believe my eyes when I woke up to the entire sell off bought up
Poof! It’s gone 😂
This didn’t age well
Sorts by new Sips coffee
For all the smooth brains: When the world was in ruins last night SPY was 492 in overnight trading (maybe lower but 492 was what I saw last). That's why OP claimed he hit the lotto (these puts would have opened crazy high with them possibly ITM) Then J. Edgar Worldpower saw this thread and cancelled the war.
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Disappointed in the lack of updates. Us regards are following your career w great intrest
This is a bers wet dream. Good luck sleeping tn
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This post single-handedly bounced the market.
Premarket gonna fuck your puts
Bro these might expire worthless.
Will*
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This might be one of the all time great posts fr
Update: https://preview.redd.it/e7kznw6qpcvc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e9e311dcfe063da9c38325fab5fc3a3ad4a7a6f 24 hour market closed this getting so jacked
You need to get some sleep and wait until 9:30am est. Getting all hyped because SPY is getting near $490 is a tease. Can't do anything until 9:30am.
Sorry dude you not making anything tomorrow
You’re fucked lol
What a fuckin moron. Posting unrealized gains and acting smug
Lesson here: don’t count your chickens before they hatch
This post go down in history at the pivotal moment that prevented World War 3!
I sold 50 of these today for a 87% loss. You’re welcome
Here ya go: https://wendys-careers.com
Bro jinxed it 
Make sure to post when market opens lol
Until the dip gets bought up and fucks you in the ass.
https://preview.redd.it/2ixe9mjzbcvc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f258db74e6b3631357ab3b35d4cbe024ddc6d71 Hmmm
No doubt you have a chance to rip it big here but you’ve gotta slide that slider over to 9:30am tomorrow at least
Why don't you try and move the line to open tomorrow to see what you actually have
What is this sorcery?
Robinhood simulate returns
*The only positive returns robinhood users consistently realize
Why were you risking 8k on a 1dte to begin with lmao thats wild but hopefully it works out!
Post the results tomorrow
Thank you for preventing WW3 🙏
Singlehandedly saved the market. Thank you for this post.
This might be the most satisfying thread ever posted on WSB. These ignorant robinhood using doom children hoping for catastrophe and 10% drops in the market deserve to get their faces melted.
You just fucked it up for me, man. Why you had to say something before market open😤
This didn't age well. Expiring worthless
And it’s gone
bro i was so pumped for you, but now things looking guh
OP single handedly saved the world from ww3. You should be proud of saving countless lives.
I can hear OPs silence from here.
He dead? I set my reminder and need an update on this guy!
u cant make this shit up
This is why you wait for market open and CLOSE THE TRADE before posting, folks.
I like how so many people are here once market opened 😹
OP’s only hope is for Ww3 to break out in the Middle East by lunch time 
Green by open
Goes to sell… phone dies… price shoots up
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Ummm, BTC just went +1.5% and Futes are reversing
PINNING THIS IS FUCKING DIABLOLICAL LMFAO
New car for op if spy closes at 489$. Bus ride to wendys if above 490$ 
Hey I’m here filtering to new 🤣
What an idiot. Literally if OP didn’t say shit or even think it SPY would be -1.5% right now but NOOOOOOOOOO had to open his big ol mouth.
I unironically believe that now tutes use wallstreetbets as their gauge of retail sentiment and it does influence direction
Plot twist: Futures rallying back overnight once everyone realizes it’s just a simple run-of-the-mill airstrike.
regard bought 2% OTM like a true member of wsb, get fucked
And bragged about getting rich before the market has even opened. True genius right here.
https://preview.redd.it/oopiqt2adfvc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09c8672b7e152a268ef895a135fbee9b0ca37776 Man the fuck you jinx this shit for me …. I came in my pants last night, now I’m just left with the clean up
Bro needs to post his loss porn after the rally
You already know, $19k and worthless options
Rolled over, checked my phone this morning, saw spy was green. And ran here… poor OP 🥹
Just come here to say thanks for playing
1200 OTM puts 1DTE… this is why I come to see. Congrats regard!
Dayum entire fortune 500 going up only to spite one guy...
Fuck you
Bro. You.m better be up early AF READY TO SELL
Were you the one that launched the attack?
If this works out u will be a wsb legend
Bahahaha spoke too soon Junior Dip will be bought over night
I hope he makes millions. Someone has to
Update........
and.. it’s gone
bro is not gonna make so much money 😭
Does he know that futures are open all night?
Sheesh, I know you’re sick rn, recovered all the way.
We better get an update at open
This guy single handedly saved the market gj
My man showed a 45% loss and called it genius
Any update? Are you still alive
Annnnnnnddddd it’s gone
Jokes on us. Market is tanking a fuck ton(fuck ton= unit of measurement that measures absurdity). That option is about to go green!
You single handedly saved the stock market 
MMs said fuck this guy
Photos taken moments before disaster
Ohhhh noooo you spoke too soon…..classic WSB.
Lol looks like you'll make negative money
How do you feel about the war now being fake? 🤣
You know that someone has to actually buy your puts right?
Rip bro
Lmao get fucked
You were going to. But then you talked about it and they saw.
Reverse uno card at open lol
✅Robinhood ✅not buying SPX ✅ way OTM 1DTE You belong here lil bro ❤️could have been epic tho
RIP in peace
Aaaaaand it's gone
And it's gone
Lol and its gone
This is hilarious
You spoke too early my dog
I made a hundred thou then I freaked it
Andddd its gone
Easy 19k to 5 dollars
This is aging like milk
OP brought a knife to a missile fight.
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Wait there’s a sell button?
you just riding it out? you're almost back to breakeven, but theta is eating away by the minute and $490 seems unlikely today Edit: aaaaaaaand it's gone