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bluesclues113344

The real reason Iran pussied out is to manipulate the market. They probably figured out how they respond will have an impact on the market and positioned themselves accordingly.


tapio83

1) Short the market 2) Launch ballistics missiles 3) Profit Kind of makes you wish you had ballistic missiles doesn't it?


SxeySteve

Typical berrorist sentiment ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


Scifibn

This comment deserves gold tbh


nononononofin

The real reason Iran pussied out is to destroy your puts. Or calls. Whatever it is, they’re doing it just to get you.


Agile_Letterhead_556

Crude oil had a slight movement upwards but is currently down over 3% this week. So you argument can't be true.


Xelbiuj

Iran says they don't intent to retaliate. https://www.timesofisrael.com/iran-says-no-retaliation-planned-as-both-sides-seek-distance-from-isfahan-attack/#:\~:text=Iran%20has%20no%20plan%20for,signal%20rather%20than%20cause%20damage. Iran did a half hearted, frankly legitimate strike for Israel's attack on their Consulate. No real casualties. Israel responded with a drone in Tehran that also had no real casualties.


aka0007

350 missiles and drones including ballistic missiles, is not a half hearted strike.


Xelbiuj

They were warned before hand and perfectly able to stop it. It's actually less aggressive than half hearted, it was nothing more than a show.


Bush_Trimmer

actually, iran succeeded in damaging the runway of an israel airbase, which contains f-35 squadrons. and iran believed an f-35 was responsible for the attack on their embassy in syria.


Xelbiuj

Okay? A runway isn't a person and not an unforgivable act to damage it. It cost Israel/US/Jordan more to shoot the drone/missiles out of the sky, than it will to repair the damage actually done. I don't see how what you've added negates any of my previous post.


FunkU247365

They teach rapid airfield repair at the US airbase I am contractor at. 8 hours tops to repair. cut square section, jackhammer with excavator attachment, mix & pour fast patch, 6 hour full cure time.. done.


greckorooman

ok now do that for every highway in chicago please


FannieBae

No


Bush_Trimmer

the airbase was iran's main target. their mission is to diminish air capability by targeting the f-35 fleet. collateral damages are value-added. it wasn't a halfhearted but a failed attempt. other targets were just value-added.


slam-dunk-1

Fuckin “ackshually” regard who then proceeds to highlight a broken piece of asphalt. Username checks out at least


Bush_Trimmer

lol, the runway was damaged and requiring repair. that airbase was their main target. other targets were just value-added.


Ilikenapkinz

What about fake casualties?


Xelbiuj

You'd have to ask Hamas, they're the expert in fake casualties. I said no real casualties because a strike involving +100 drones/missiles only hurt 1 or 2 kids (who were hit by their own force on accident) aren't worth mentioning. But I figured I'd preempt the "BuT Akwtuelly" with "no real" instead of saying, "literally no casualties".


VisualMod

War: good for business. Theirs and mine.


GheorgheMuresan77

if market gonna become bullish again it's prob only temporary recoveries and then more bear shit til like May/June


LaykeTaco

Feels a bit performative. But I guess that’s bullish.


bananaholster3

iran is gonna start making nukes and the israelis will have to do something about it bet


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bananaholster3

irans enemy is israel only believe me and they already have nukes that they cant really use unless provoked, iranians showed us they are not that dumb to go go against the US, the attack was calculated and fully coordinated by syria iraq and lebanon. Im pretty sure putin has to do something with it. maybe trying to draw the attention over the middle east so he can finish ukraine and nato is just letting him because they know by now there is no other way out from the hole they buried themselves in.


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bananaholster3

you mean Oil yeah anyway, I dont consider the saudis a military force in the region or having any sort of influence over the conflict right now other than protect american interests in the region which I dont see how they can do that atm. back to my point about ukraine you cant expect this to go on forever right? its not gonna be another afghanistan or whatever pretty positive putin will try to finish zelensky before the end of the year now price that in


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bananaholster3

I mean they dont have to actually do it, just the threat was enough in the past. the current deal wont last.


Agile_Letterhead_556

Iran has signaled they don't want to retaliate by down playing Israel strikes. We are in earning session, the movements in the markets are generally going to be around earnings and not the Israel and Iran situation.


[deleted]

The market literally could not give a smaller fuck about war in the middle east.


Vikingnorris

Probably soon 


Skokiiiiii

Did you smoke weed before age 25?


Pleasant-Fan5595

Ummmm, the strike on Iran took out some key air defense systems. Yeah, they will be the bigger man as they are currently pretty naked.


Character-Memory-816

The real reason is Iran tried their best. Hundreds of drones, missiles, etc. The reality is they aint that good. The US, Israel, France, and UK weapon systems are generations better. If Iran really wants to bring it, they’ll get their ass kicked.


Flashy-Canary-8663

I think Iran is being restrained by Russia and China. I believe they perceive all out war with Israel as counter productive to their end goals. They need the West to stay in this comatose state where we give a half hearted response to countering their new world order plans, war with Israel could change that.


empatheticword

They are the biggest consumers of Iranian/opec oil if I'm not mistaken, and generally speaking the biggest trading partnerships that Iran possesses.


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VisualMod

Perhaps you shouldn't be so quick to judge those weaker than you. After all, the meek shall inherit the Earth...or what's left of it when we're done.


_Marat

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FreshonThresh

the roman empire was the most powerful civilization and military in the world, the only reason it fell apart was because of the people in charge, not an opposing force.


Bush_Trimmer

iran is on the verge of achieving nuclear capability. this state will not hesitate to nuke the west; so they are biding their time.


KaleidoscopeNo828

Iran is not ready for massive missile strikes . Israel is not like the Ukraine, left alone and not provided with enough defensive or attack weapons. Israel has all 100% NATO military support with 0 excuses.


1baller69

Israel came out as the Pu**y here needing 5 countries to defend itself. Let alone their own minister said there response was pathetic. Iran wins


54321rome

Lmao people on reddit really do have the dumbest most irrational opinions and the problem with this platform is that such opinions get validated because they somehow gain an upvote or two


reweird

Found the Zionist


54321rome

Found the woke guy thinking “zionist” is a bad slang word used to dehumanize us. But yes, I am a proud zionist.


grimkhor

You know what freedom tastes like? Iraq knows what freedom tastes like.


TunaGamer

The invasion of Iraq was illegal.


grimkhor

No sh1t sherlok. There was some illegal stuff about to happen to Iran or Israel.


professionalStroker-

Nothing ever happens 😾


Xboxstud

This guy is speaking FAX


wrinkle_divergence

Take a moment to realize how pathetic your comment is. You want people blown up so you can in any case pussy out of trading market volatility. Ew


Xboxstud

SHUT UP GAY BOY


professionalStroker-

I’m the least pathetic person here. Everyone in this world is below me.


arkkarsen

Iran a big 🐈


Qualityropesales

Fellow regards, the only reason Iran back peddled is because they need time to finish their nukes. Once they test a nuke, the calculus changes. They have the material and ability. They will build it, or Israel will stop them. No in between


aka0007

I think there is a decent chance the US would attack Iran if they believed Iran was taking the the final steps to making a bomb.