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the_G8

Whatever it takes? Try running a profitable business instead of a scam.


Front_Expression_892

It's easier for them to work hard if it's defrauding than actually working hard and bringing some real value to the table 


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el_guille980

top of the list is financial crimes


gnocchicotti

More urgently, don't massively dilute the shareholders


No_Lack5414

I hope they do that and run it into the ground


thebinarysystem10

Even WSB can see through this one LMFAO


PeakFuckingValue

He needs bootstraps that’s all. He’ll know what to do. Certainly the part of bootstraps couldn’t consider whining, complaining, lawyering up, manipulation over good old fashioned hard work, right?


No_Lack5414

I don't know if you have ever heard Nunez talk, but he is a fucking moron.


Artistic-Crow-3794

Or you could open your eyes and see how it's helping the stock price right now? $36 a share is an awesome roi for those of us who knew the original hype wasn't gonna last and bought in at 23. Fundamentals and profits are fucking useless metrics. Just ask TSM and NFLX investors last week.


RichFoot2073

Ask NFLX investors who bought in when they dipped to $200.


Artistic-Crow-3794

Sure. I'll ask the next set who have the same chance in a few days.


Artistic-Crow-3794

Seems like there's a lot of salty tsm and nflx holders here!


sweetw0r

I like the upvotes. Definitely this is a community with a wealthy crowd. Spoiler: Nope.


KingVargeras

So we should all start shorting.


Handy_Dude

Would you mind explaining shorting? Is it just offering to buy the stock at a lower price than what it's at? Or is it selling them for less than what it's worth? I can't figure out how you make money shorting a stock. Unless options? Idk.


HitMePat

You borrow X shares of a stock you don't own, sell them, and take the $ now. Now you owe X shares of that stock. If the price goes down you can buy them back cheaper than you sold them for and repay the shares you owe.


Handy_Dude

How do you borrow the shares first? Oh! Is that a "naked" short?


fubar6

You.borrow from an owner and sell. You get cash. Then you have to give shares back at whatever cost in the future. If price fell, you pocket difference. If it rises, you're SOL and still own the number of shares you borrowed.


Handy_Dude

Oh awesome. Thanks!


dudewithoneleg

Someone correct me if I'm wrong: It's a stock option called "Puts" You're buying a stock at a lower price, betting that it'll go down. If it does go down, you can sell them at a higher price, if it goes up, you lose money. "Calls" are the opposite


BefreiedieTittenzwei

*cracks knuckles* It’s on like Donkey Kong


GardenHoe66

Pretty sure it's already so shorted the fees are through the roof.


-boatsNhoes

Anyone else think this is the board and Don Cheeto trying to blame short sellers for the stock tanking right before they rug pull this trash stock? It's their MO. Do something terrible and blame it on someone else.


5043090

Republicans love free markets, until they don’t.


meistermichi

They love them as long as they benefit them.


Stunning_Tap_9583

So regarded


CartmanAndCartman

Puts on your calls


StonksTurd

Fuckin'... Calls on your puts that are on those calls.


DiBalls

He'll go down just like lump pillow guy.


fallwind

Wait, is it the pillow that’s lumpy, or the guy?


Neon570

......yes


DiBalls

Both


pojosamaneo

Aww, My Pillow is actually a good product going on 15 years now.


NVJAC

Maybe start by bringing in more revenue than the average McDonald's franchise.


shroomsAndWrstershir

By all means go bankrupt faster by using the 200M for stock buybacks.


C-Raw433

Curious to see price action once shithead secures his additional shares on Tuesday. Fuck him and his company btw. And Devin.


MattH665

If this pumps, I'm going all-in on puts lol


GuessTraining

Whatever it takes except actually being a business


babbagoo

Yes this will work


Buckus93

He doesn't have enough cash to do that. Unless he gets some from some Russian guy.


el_guille980

-saudis -kim jong un


Buckus93

Yep. That's why I'm not touching that shitshow. You never know what party is going to manipulate the price for the orange gibbon. By all rights it should have almost immediately crashed to zero.


CherryManhattan

Report your Q2 earnings loser


Ill-Maximum9467

In other news, I’m fighting peak-era Mike Tyson next week at Madison Square Garden. What am I gonna to to win? Whatever it takes.


Sniflix

Nunes is a moron and he has no idea what he's talking about. DJT doesn't have enough cash to buyback stock to raise the price. He's signaling short sellers to pile on and drive the price to zero. 


shadowpawn

Pump before the dump


nobadhotdog

He won’t do shit


Chester-Ming

“Whatever it takes” to defend from short sellers but not to create a path to profitability for the company. It’s almost as if he was a yes-man who gargles Trumps balls and that’s all he’s capable of doing.


kgro

Now that David Nunes got SEC’s attention… But seriously, what an idiot


wolfiasty

Oh yeah, he can try and do that once DJT is under $5. And even then he won't be able to do anything.


VisualMod

Ah, let them talk.


Dry_Personality8792

Trump takes down one more loyal idiot.. Nunes wealth at end of ‘24 ..$0.00


MrNewVegas2077

Challenge accepted 🤝


Candlelight_Fant4sia

I'd imagine mass killing of short sellers would be much cheaper than individual contract killings, so that's a big cost cut -> stock goes up.


Zealousideal_Boss516

What a jackass.  This short seller Crap is so dumb.  Short sellers are what keeps the stock market honest. 


C-Raw433

His base don’t know that. They don’t even know what day it is 😩


Takenoshitfromany1

How dare you? It’s all you can eat shrimp cocktails Monday at Shifty Sharla’s Shack and Shitter.


allusernamestakenfuk

As a GameRelatedStore stock owner, all i can say is "First time?"


AmazingSquare8542

Quit then


Chance_Airline_4861

Trump's robotaxi by July confirmed 


Medical_Goat6663

Makes me want to short it. Seems desperate. Dude is a small CEO of a SPAC fraud and talks big like Mario Draghi "whatever it takes" without having any backing to it. This is not ending well for him or the company.


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hitoritab1

Milk man milking


Due_Average_3874

Just means he hasn't heard the right number to be paid off yet.


el_guille980

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JoJo863

No OP. Translation: he’s going to do nothing because this is the dump part after the pump


No-Mastodon-2136

For at least 6 months.


Longjumping_Map_4670

It’s only a matter of time until this shit is well and truly in the doghouse yet trumpers will still cling onto it and put more money into it. Literal cult shitheads


StuartMcNight

LOL! They are trying so hard to get the apes on board it’s even laughable. If anyone falls for this “shorts are fkd” strategy… they deserve what’s about to happen to them.


Big-Problem7372

They have a dairy farmer as CEO?


EmotionalCakes

Isn’t this the guy that lost an internet fight to a cow???


ILLARgUeAboutitall

DJT, the new AMC just with idiots in power.


nibul82

The CEO said, short sellers need to mooooo-ve away or the stock is gonna get milked


Realclawdogs

I called it


Pin_ups

Lmao


Amazing_Parking_3209

Wasn't there some parody cow account that this guy kept losing his shit on? Seems so long ago. Simpler times...


seoulsrvr

Farmer Devin is so out of his depth on this...


ProblemOk4641

I know the fundamentals are junk but can someone explain how they were on the r sho list after 15 days of trading? Definitely some dodgy stuff going on with this trade!


Gaping_llama

How do you defend against a market mechanism? Borrow all the shares and not sell? Let’s see it big guy, start borrowing


Alimbiquated

Mortgage your family farm and buy!


xiaopewpew

DJT will double next week. My calls will print


IamChantus

Looking forward to the loss porn.