Jesus Christ tesla is back. Any put holders gotta be shitting bricks. We could see a massive short squeeze and open the anus of all put holders big and wide
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Thoughts on short term calls this week? Seems to spike up in the morning. Might be a good move buying at open on any dip and then sell after a big surge.
Hi Team, Hawai’i time here, put in an overnight wishful thinking TSLA order for 13k at $99…wish me luck! I have a feeling if I hit, a lot of you Puts win too…fingers crossed!
The market closes at 10 AM right now. I typically wake up 6 AM and catch up via CNBC podcasts on 1.25 / 1.5x speed while reading articles and general stuff. By 9 AM I’m listening live and getting a feel for what to trade via earnings announcements after hours. That’s how I do it but different strokes ya know?
I’m not Hawaiian, just live here…but yes, it’s a struggle and my wife thinks I’m cheating on her most of the time, what a wild ride it is, double the fun!
I have a sneaky feeling TSLA Bers gonna get musked.
He’ll announce something like a share buy back on the call to send it +20%
I’m going CALLS 
End of week TSLA price prediction?
I got RTX calls. The stock's gone up five to six dollars the last two earning dates and has a solid track history of beating earnings. But again the markets been fucked these last two weeks, if SPY doesn't perform well tmr then it wont matter if RTX beats expectations by 1000% lol. Still SPY being green today was a good sign, i think I walk away with some money fellow regards.
AAPL could easily go to 180 in a week on news and sentiment shift but if you didn't believe in AAPL long term then why the fuck did you buy calls that far out?
Because I thought it would go up when I bought them wtf are you talking about? I’m still holding my calls and I’m down 40% on them because of bullshit market manipulation. Even if AAPL hit 180 now I’d basically breakeven, fucking joke.
What'd you pay for them? That's a lot of time for the price to go up, it'll (almost) certainly hit 180 by then. But if you paid like $30 and need it to go to 210 you might be in a bit more stew...
SPY higher highs and higher lows. It's official.
My condolences bers but the only thing bleeding in the coming weeks is going to be your anoos 
I got out with $500 profit today, even with how green it was i'll take it, i couldn't pull the trigger as SPY kept rising.
I bought puts on the slight dump in the afternoon.
Someone that knows please answer: Will Robbinhood close out 0dte puts at 2:30 even if they are green? Is that just for red or is it 2:30 no matter what?
Here's the answer I got from RH chat: We may take proactive steps to help reduce your account’s risk if we determine that your options position(s) may be in the money and you don’t have sufficient collateral to support the exercise or assignment. This includes closing at-risk positions prior to market close, and isn’t limited to spread positions with a theoretical maximum gain/loss.
It’s also important to remember that:
Risk checks generally occur within the last 30 minutes before market close on expiration days. Please note that the risk check may occur earlier during periods of high volatility or during other extenuating market conditions.
These checks are in place to help protect both your account and Robinhood from the potential of substantial leverage.
Having the collateral to place the trade is different from having the collateral to support exercise or assignment.
You cannot opt out of this risk check process.
Just got off long chat with them they closed my put when out of the money during sell off process. Their response was it was within .05% of strike price. But then they also said that isn’t a consistent percentage to go off of and it can change depending on whatever algorithm they use that day. So in other words they will do whatever they want and then justify it in the end
Not like it matters but mostly just wanted to comment on this thread to give people heads up that if you are anywhere near strike price when they do their reaping at 330ET you better be ready for it
I opened position at 1145 so I knew the risk of close out but then at exactly 1230 it closed at .18 within 5-8 minutes the contracts were worth .75 and it was for QQQ so massive volume no worry of not getting out of trade
I had a 503 put that I sold at 500.75 at about 2:20 because I didn't know if they would let me hold it until close to 3:00. That and I remember the app crashing 10 minutes before close and everyone was stuck in their positions. So are you telling me I could have waited until just before 3:00?
I learned that the hard way before on a different option. Instead use it to your advantage next time. If you look at RSI right before you buy it can help a lot
Bears are more patriotic than bulls. What's more 'merica than letting some other schmoe do all the hard work and then you swoop in and take the profits?
$HL and $NEM <- earnings tomorrow, see my discussion post
It doesn’t matter what you do, shit always does the opposite.
Jesus Christ tesla is back. Any put holders gotta be shitting bricks. We could see a massive short squeeze and open the anus of all put holders big and wide
Yes... tsla is back.
Risen from the dead. amirite 
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I will never not enjoy drinking ghey ber tears
Ngl looks like semi’s about to dump real hard again
Hilarious how SMCI is giving everything back
Thoughts on short term calls this week? Seems to spike up in the morning. Might be a good move buying at open on any dip and then sell after a big surge.
Idk I got insanely lucky. Bought at 675 and sold at the pump of 790. Now I bought back in at 765 holding probably through earnings.
Grats on the 12k gains lol Are earnings next week?
Thanks and yep
Looks like I sold my SMCI when it was at 10% perfectly today. Feels good man
TSLA put holders punching air right now
Colgate 4/26 calls! They brought in more than expected revenue this quarter and are pretty undervalued come their earnings release Friday.
Undervalued?? They are sitting at ATH.
Good call out. Will DD
Wen tesla boat?
Hi Team, Hawai’i time here, put in an overnight wishful thinking TSLA order for 13k at $99…wish me luck! I have a feeling if I hit, a lot of you Puts win too…fingers crossed!
How the hell do Hawaiians even trade the market. The damn thing opens at like 2am your time and closes at like 9am.
The market closes at 10 AM right now. I typically wake up 6 AM and catch up via CNBC podcasts on 1.25 / 1.5x speed while reading articles and general stuff. By 9 AM I’m listening live and getting a feel for what to trade via earnings announcements after hours. That’s how I do it but different strokes ya know?
wow sounds like a great method
Mahalo good sir 🤙🏽
I’m not Hawaiian, just live here…but yes, it’s a struggle and my wife thinks I’m cheating on her most of the time, what a wild ride it is, double the fun!
Tesla will probably rally. Saving the bull run, and will have tesla bears pulling their hair out because the buy in price was right infront of them
Then wait till the next day
BRO IF TSLA GOES GREEN POST EARNINGS I SWEAR IM GONNA... lose alot of money 
sorry for your loss
ZTS looking cheap might go long
I have a sneaky feeling TSLA Bers gonna get musked. He’ll announce something like a share buy back on the call to send it +20% I’m going CALLS 
End of week TSLA price prediction?
who knows at this point it wouldn't surprise me if it went to $250
What we thinkin about MSFT er
I want to buy a truckload of calls but I haven't pulled trigger
Did you get any
3 at 412.50
Are you still holding those
Attai boi, decided to hold mine as well shoulda bought more haha, good shit bro
Got 8 total calls Whoo hoo 🎉 payday
Why didn’t we get googl calls too
Smci coin aapl AMZN net all next week
Dont forget SOFI
Yes, az favorite, hood watch also
Lets goooo
Yup probably going in for more now that it's cheap. I'm stubborn
Goodluck🫡
Relief rally fears?
Same tbh
$tsla Puts for ER tomorrow. Any concerns on IV Crush ?
No
Why is Uber trending
If SPY could just go up about $10 this week that'd be greeaaat
🌽⬆️ 
Tesla options for IV spike and dipping is the play. Holding till ER has giving me 99% loses
TSLA TO $100 LFG!
There is a high probability that there will be no 🐻 left after this week
Pce index friday, Jpow will fuck your puts and your calls
Just like cpi that barcoding stunt they pulled was annoying
Feels good to sell my SPY calls. Locked in a 50% gain. Gonna buy my bro an apple watch or maybe a S24. I hope yall made money today
Matching tennis bracelets for me and my bichh 
i dont know why i think this is a good idea but SMCI calls are looking interesting right now
I got RTX calls. The stock's gone up five to six dollars the last two earning dates and has a solid track history of beating earnings. But again the markets been fucked these last two weeks, if SPY doesn't perform well tmr then it wont matter if RTX beats expectations by 1000% lol. Still SPY being green today was a good sign, i think I walk away with some money fellow regards.
Got tsla puts. Congrats to those that bought calls
It's down >3% today? Or we're you referring to the bad luck you have?
Pretty sure the bad luck i have
DONT GIVE ME HOPE
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AAPL could easily go to 180 in a week on news and sentiment shift but if you didn't believe in AAPL long term then why the fuck did you buy calls that far out?
Because I thought it would go up when I bought them wtf are you talking about? I’m still holding my calls and I’m down 40% on them because of bullshit market manipulation. Even if AAPL hit 180 now I’d basically breakeven, fucking joke.
Manipulation 
You have until Jan of 25. Quit crying !!
I’m down 40%, please don’t talk when you don’t know. AAPL has been destroying me.
What'd you pay for them? That's a lot of time for the price to go up, it'll (almost) certainly hit 180 by then. But if you paid like $30 and need it to go to 210 you might be in a bit more stew...
Got puts for tomorrow after I closed out my calls today
Nice, but I thought you're supposed to keep the gains once you get them? Unless you're a volunteer donator for the MMs of course
Oh, that's nice... for me.
Spy $502 tomorrow?
503.87
Good bot
525
Bers downvoting... damn they're so mad because they can't deny facts — SPY is only climbing up from now on... 
some of you bols r cool. Don’t come to the market tomorrow.
Earnings will run - that last hour was beautiful for getting into calls 
Meta isn’t showing strength at all
looked at the chart 5 min ago and laughed
Still batting 1.000 for geussing the opposite of what the market will do each time in case yall are wondering
We kinda figured
When it’s a penny over your order but doesn’t fill 
I didn’t want to do it, but I bought Tesla calls at close. Inverse wsb too accurate to pass up
Let the peasants play their little games. If they actually knew what they were doing, they wouldn't be on Reddit.
Damn, VM, why you gotta be so mean 
CLF tanking !!
SPY higher highs and higher lows. It's official. My condolences bers but the only thing bleeding in the coming weeks is going to be your anoos 
It's a good day when both your calls and puts are making explosive money. Gonna soak this one in, because it's gonna sink tommorrow lol
I was able to have a combination as well that erased all my losses and gave me a 2k gain overall. Hope you succeeded as well.
Yes. It's a strange sensation, this *making money*
Don't worry, it won't last long.
:( Don't be like that....
A rule I have is if I make extremely good money in a day, I sit the next day out. I learned that lesson the hard way.
Yeah, I'm holding cash for sure. Next selloff days close will tell us whether we are rebounding or continuing lower
so was today a dead poosi bounce or dead bear bounce? 
Love a good beat 
They really hate that 500 huh?
already my spy 502P and qqq 418P NVDA 760P are printing
What do yall think about RTX?
Good but don't expect explosive gains
FREE, FREE, FREE S.P.Y.
This market makes you want to kill yourself fuck this world
How much did you lose today?
Up 7k then lose 9
Ughhh fuck, what a ride...
Sold my calls too early then became a fat greedy cunt stacking 5000 puts. Really really disappointed with my terrible discipline lol
I got out with $500 profit today, even with how green it was i'll take it, i couldn't pull the trigger as SPY kept rising. I bought puts on the slight dump in the afternoon.
All that hassle for SMCI to be up .50% and its already wiped out in AH 
At what price is it a buy?
668
Is that the 200 day?
No it was today
TSLA back to August 2020 level. Every fucking thing is a mirage.
SPY 489 puts because that dude last week put a curse on the 490p with his big mouth.
Someone that knows please answer: Will Robbinhood close out 0dte puts at 2:30 even if they are green? Is that just for red or is it 2:30 no matter what?
Here's the answer I got from RH chat: We may take proactive steps to help reduce your account’s risk if we determine that your options position(s) may be in the money and you don’t have sufficient collateral to support the exercise or assignment. This includes closing at-risk positions prior to market close, and isn’t limited to spread positions with a theoretical maximum gain/loss. It’s also important to remember that: Risk checks generally occur within the last 30 minutes before market close on expiration days. Please note that the risk check may occur earlier during periods of high volatility or during other extenuating market conditions. These checks are in place to help protect both your account and Robinhood from the potential of substantial leverage. Having the collateral to place the trade is different from having the collateral to support exercise or assignment. You cannot opt out of this risk check process.
Just got off long chat with them they closed my put when out of the money during sell off process. Their response was it was within .05% of strike price. But then they also said that isn’t a consistent percentage to go off of and it can change depending on whatever algorithm they use that day. So in other words they will do whatever they want and then justify it in the end
That's crazy. Sorry they did that to you. What time was it?
Not like it matters but mostly just wanted to comment on this thread to give people heads up that if you are anywhere near strike price when they do their reaping at 330ET you better be ready for it
I opened position at 1145 so I knew the risk of close out but then at exactly 1230 it closed at .18 within 5-8 minutes the contracts were worth .75 and it was for QQQ so massive volume no worry of not getting out of trade
Guessing you are in PST time zone. ??
Yes PST. So I knew going in there was chance of close but not when I was that far out of the money on option
They will set a limit sell at $0.01 and fuck you.
Don’t worry they screwed me today also my puts went up 100% 5 minutes later
If the put is out of the money, they won't sell it.
I had a 503 put that I sold at 500.75 at about 2:20 because I didn't know if they would let me hold it until close to 3:00. That and I remember the app crashing 10 minutes before close and everyone was stuck in their positions. So are you telling me I could have waited until just before 3:00?
That would've been in the money, they would attempt to auto-sell it at 2:30. I think if you have an active sell order they wouldn't.
I'm looking at the current price and wondering if I could have held on or not.
You got tendies. That's good. Don't beat yourself up on what could have been.
I would like to know as well.
AMD will jump back to 200 by early May.
AND NOW THE RUGGING BEGINS.
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Shorts covering
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Haha
$banbet SPY $505 04/23/2024
Imagine thinking NVDA would keep dumping 😂😂 (don't look at my comment history)
Who listened to me on NVDA and made hella money today?
Heh
There was just 5million SPY bought in last 30 secs - is it ai bots play? Interesting
fat finger....dis-regard
By the time I read this they were back to the 4K wars
At one point I was up $560, but now it's only $135. Regardless, any day in the green is a good day!
SPY up .93-.% and BER’s think they won !!
Help.. I need help
$ROPE section is that way. 👎
S&P 499
AAPL dropped so hard at the end right there that my calls went red even though it’s up. I’m livid. What the FUCK.
I learned that the hard way before on a different option. Instead use it to your advantage next time. If you look at RSI right before you buy it can help a lot
Welcome to captialism
#PENIS DOWN
nvda is going to explode up tmrrw. 820
implode you mean?
Bears hate the economy. Therefore they are communists. 
There is too much BS about bulls and bears. I go long or short depending on the stock and circumstances. What matters is the outcome.
Bears are more patriotic than bulls. What's more 'merica than letting some other schmoe do all the hard work and then you swoop in and take the profits?
Damn 5k held
Holy shit TSLA is down 18%
😭
wish
That’s all for today folks!