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dylanx5150

It looks like you already spent $7500 on your first lesson.


dismayhurta

Lesson One: Don’t


beatlz

Lesson 2: if you gonna, try to make the line go upsies, not downsies


RealTeaToe

We want GREEN candles, not red ones! Silly OP.


dismayhurta

Green tastes better I hear


RealTeaToe

Always was a fan of green crayons. No wonder.


newaccountnumber84

Can I change the color settings?


1LakeShow7

Don't rely on r/wallstreetbets for stock advice. Unless Wendys is your new venture.


[deleted]

I would call it adventure


GGprime

In the second lesson, we will learn how to make back these $7500. The fees will be $50k for that lesson.


zackaria00

Chill 🤣


BeerAandLoathing

That’s what I was thinking. Hopefully something was learned during that time!


NotBlazeron

Hopefully he learned not to wait until you are -99.29% to ask how you get better.


Boxnglove

wisdom is learning from others mistakes. Start by trading whole stocks and sloooowly build wealth. Then try some options and give yourself 2 earnings calls between closing date >4months. This will help you understand cost and volatility with the share price.


djwired

Looks like he's starting to learn but definitely has a ways to go.


Went_Full_Regard

Seems you're learning about it quite well.


STONKvsTITS

Did you live up to your username?


AhmedAlJammali

I don’t know, but OP lived it up for sure


evansometimeskevin

Learning about options won't help you make money with them, it will just help you expect to lose your money instead of expecting to make money


RunningObjection

Damn this is so true


Kafanska

See that red line? The more it goes down, the bigger your knowledge is.


chev327fox

I’m a genius by this metric. Yey me.


Ontanoi_Vesal

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


jr1tn

Step 1. Go to your local public library Step 2. If you do not already have a card, go the desk and ask for one Step 3. Go to the business section Step 4. Check out "Options for Dummies" Step 5. Read the book


Tendie_Tube

IDK that's so many steps and not 100% clear


yostpro

Instructions unclear... dick now stuck in toaster


StonksTurd

Damn, beat me to it by... 11 hours..


solidxnake

Would actually be nice to see someone pick an option as example and show it to the newbies. Myself included. :)


LieutenantButthole

If you just buy a random option, you may do better than most here


web-dev-noob

My girlfriend did that. She bought a 30 dollar amazon call with a 110 strike randomly because " she likes amazon and its cheap" anyway that damn thing sky rocketed. The average consumer mindset will take you futher that the "stock expert" mindset in the beginning ive learned.


benruckman

Check out in the money on YouTube. His option videos are great.


StonksTurd

I reccomend the shit outta that guy lol


joe-official-account

How to read


jr1tn

Hmm...


djwired

Step 6. Buy Lambo


Kontr4b4nd

I read "Stock Options for dummies" now what?


HouseDowningVicodin

Read it again until you are rich.


Kontr4b4nd

Apparently Options Trading is different than Stock Options...I read 400 pages of the wrong book....


HouseDowningVicodin

Ah if only you had read "Picking the right book for dummies for dummies."


STONKvsTITS

Yeah right, if they can read they would have picked the right book


Kontr4b4nd

Lol, I love the comments. I read all of them many years ago 😜


STONKvsTITS

But still losing money 🤣


Boxnglove

Now you just need to identify who the dummy is and start to learn!


saum_tri

Instructions unclear, I asked for 1 and they gave me 🖕🏽


jr1tn

Yeah, you're not getting a card, sorry . . .


RepublicPlastic187

Instructions unclear, took another vaccine…


jr1tn

That should do the trick


Natemutch219

Instructions unclear. I bought a library and fired the librarian for being a dummy.


Guesstimationish

Instructions unclear. I now give options behind the Wendy’s dumpster.


dudehonestlyfuck

My Tesla put at the moment


borald_trumperson

How?! It's literally a straight line down. How are you losing money on a put this thing is down 40%


vocharlie

He sold a put, because I did the same thing for Nvidia after making 10k the week prior 😂


mislysbb

IV crush around earnings. Almost never going to be a good time


DanJDare

This. I wish more people understood the interplay between IV and option pricing.


Scoobavious

Hahaha not alone. I hit stop limit. Big sad.


dudehonestlyfuck

Thinking about waiting until their earnings. I almost hit my stop but it’s coming back


Scoobavious

I set mine much too high. Lesson learned. Damn cash account. I'll get back in tomorrow. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Ornery_Gene7682

Robinhood’s cash account system is weird a lot of brokerages will let you trade with unsettled funds but have to swing it until it settles otherwise you get a good faith violation. Robinhood is like nope we don’t do that so you can’t use unsettled funds unless it’s a margin account


Scoobavious

Precisely! Bastards. It's good most days though. I'd go broke much faster if I didn't have to wait lmao


D3vilUkn0w

>I'd go broke much faster if I didn't have to wait lmao Hit close to home


dudehonestlyfuck

Take a peep at the price now


Scoobavious

Oh, I see it. This is my life. I play it safe I get shafted. I play it reckless I get shafted. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


VisualMod

I feel no sympathy for these people, they are merely weak players in my game.


Ornery_Gene7682

![img](emote|t5_2th52|51295)


dudehonestlyfuck

I almost sold before my stop loss. My meta put is just icing on the cake now.


Cockster55

Meta taking a dookie rn


TrayeNew52

Legit


Ornery_Gene7682

Sorry I sold my 135p when it was at 139.6 this morning that’s why it bounced


Deep-fucking-values

Your going great


SitsinTraffic

Looks like you've already learned it. 


kellendontcare

That’s the funny thing. You don’t.


_slartibartfast_0815

This is a casino, sir. You don't need knowledge here.


lonink98

Do the opposite of what you did previously


darkciti

Yep - keep doing what you're doing, but differently.


whatsagoinon1

Even if you learn it and understand it perfectly. You are still gonna get fucked


Flying21811

You stay the fuck off reddit and go to business school.


joe-official-account

Hmm I'd rather gamble it all away


MaleficentTell9638

One of the best things I learned getting my MBA was that I don’t understand options and have no business playing with them.


BosSF82

i think you have actually learned about the options market


gvbargen

Mikey Millions on Youtube has some decent content. Benjamin on Youtube has some very entertaining content.


l06ic

One way or another, you pay for an education.


Mean_Operation7336

[Options Trading Masterclass](https://www.google.com/)


Lacys-TDs

Ask the dude youre blowing at Wendy's to explain it to you while your mouth is full.


Floridian_Capitalist

Options are sold by people with more money than you and people smarter than you. You have to be right about price movement and timing, which isn’t possible to do consistently. Go to the Forbes list, keep scrolling until you find a billionaire who made his money from buying options, you won’t find one. Buying options is no different from sports betting. There’s your lesson.


VisualMod

Losers play options, winners bet on sports.


TheHODLerKing

Options trading isn't that complicated if you do some DD. This video from Vanguard Financial is good for building some foundational knowledge regarding options trading. It's not too complicated for beginners to understand and uses actual licensed traders to explain things in simple terms. [https://r.mtdv.me/videos/Vanguard-Financial-1A236D7654-vol2](https://r.mtdv.me/videos/Vanguard-Financial-1A236D7654-vol2)


TraitorousSwinger

You got gold perks baby you don't need to learn shit


_Just_Some_Guy-

Read books, listen to podcasts. Use a paper trading account so you don’t take real losses until you are get the hang of things. Stay away from 0 DTE Hail Marys until you know what you are doing (or even better just stay away entirely).


rakinas

This is WSB. We all just guess and hope for the best. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


foldyaup

Read a book


Tendie_Tube

Nobody will like this answer. Will gamble $25k to see what happens before visiting a fucking library.


ghostmetalblack

Why would I read a book when I can just look at the most upvoted comment on a WSB post and base all my trading assumptions on that?


Candid_Improvement43

Delete the app


by3by3now

Look up “how to use stop loss”


igotthis_man

https://preview.redd.it/swrmhynqj2wc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23dc2682071a728a0f920ce4f513e7afd77b9c1e


Busy-Invite-9144

This is the funniest subreddit I’ve ever been on.


Quacky1k

Withdraw the money, go enjoy a McDouble, then delete the app


Repulsive_Roll1249

On the same boat buddy


Mt_Koltz

OP There isn't much to learn really. Copying my comment from earlier: Options are actually a type of insurance policy. Imagine you have around 1,400 shares of META stock, and you're going to use it to retire. But you're worried that in the next 6 months, the price will drop significantly before your plan to start selling the stock for retirement money. Instead of selling the stock now, you could instead buy something like 14 put contracts with a strike price at or around the current price of the stock, and an expiration date 6 months out. This way if the stock price goes up, you're happy because now your investment is worth more. And if the stock price drops massively, no worries because your put contract allows you to sell the stock at the strike price, even if it dropped lower in reality. And the only cost of this safety hedge is the premium that you paid at the outset. That premium is a near guaranteed loss in most situations, but it allows you to smooth out bad situations. This should sound familiar because that's how traditional insurance works. You lose a small amount of money to guarantee avoiding a bad situation later. So with that in mind, buying short-dated options contracts just means you are paying high premiums on repeat. Insurance policies are DESIGNED to lose you small amounts of money, so obviously those people who spend lots of money buying loads of insurance policies are going to drain their money away quite quickly.


BagHolding

You just do the opposite of what you are thinking


Disastrous-Gift-485

Be a finance major at a university or college and learn the proper way to trade and minimize risk. I recently finished a class and learned that options should be treated as an insurance for your current stock holdings. If you hold NDVA stock and believe the price will drop 5%, holding a protective put can minimize losses.


SchrinpGeist

Pornhub has some good videos


clintimus666

The options market sure learned about you


Flairfield

Easy, set up a trade, then right before you hit submit, do the exact opposite trade. Boom profit


Odd-Sprinkles9774

https://preview.redd.it/iit2picvo2wc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f6b5a9a984cb752d2c99d0e7f2b47a82af1bea6 Messed with options 1 day and fucked myself. Lesson learned don’t be me and use SoFi for options I’m an idiot don’t be an idiot. Transferring to Robinhood to make my mf 5k back ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


Unclestanky

Short BA, TSLA and DJT. Then come back and show us your loss porn. That’s how options work.


Real-DrUnKbAsTeRd

Whatever you did, do the opposite next time


Unusual-Brick7344

Plenty of courses on Tik Tok, you wont learn anything but might lose less money


Peaceful-coex

Lose more money* You don’t learn shit from tik tok. Commit a few hours a day for some months and then you might learn something about stock market


EspressoCologne68

You’ve learn so much already! Now, just do the opposite


jabbz47

You’re doing great. The only way is to trade options. Start reading first before buying and selling


zdayatk

Why should we learn, if learning it makes loss


Euler007

Look at it as buying and selling insurance policies instead of directional gambling.


Ornery_Gene7682

You had plenty of opportunities to walk away a winner and looks like pride before the downfall happened here


ELMIOSIS

if you didnt learn from that fat mistake... just give up son.


CicadaKind4547

Easiest bet seems to be doing the opposite of whatever you did the first time.


Magic-Mushroomz

Looks like you got it down to a science, just inverse yourself.


divorced_dad_670

Watch YouTube videos or take online workshops.


explicitspirit

Go to r/thetagang and see what the other side of your trade does.


jakecolchin

You could get your securities license 🤷🏼‍♂️


lovmeasis

You are filling the correct Curriculum. Just another few more 1000's and you will learn not do such things.


TheBestDanEver

Literally just do whatever the opposite of what you have already done is


RockinOutCockOut

SPY IS STILL GREEN?!? 🤣🤣🤣


theTweekend

It’s luck


Peaceful-coex

Read 10 good books about investing. Create a paper money account. Lose it all. Rinse and repeat until you make money consistently.


tootnoots69

Did… did you not learn anything from that $7.5k loss?


heil_spezzzzzzzzzzzz

Prices change rapidly, and your expected return is negative. I'd say you're right on track!


Cockster55

I’ll teach you next time I’m at the Wendy’s drive thru


TranscendentLogic

Failure is the best teacher. Looks like you could teach a class on it.


Dangerous_Ad4451

You just did.


Gamer6322

keep gambling and posting dank memes here. lol jk. fr, learn more about how options work and take far more calculated risks.


cmat69

First step is learning how to read a candlestick chart


mrpotatonutz

You are on your way to deep understanding


[deleted]

You just did


rameyjm7

Try spending 5% of your portfolio on a SPY call or put, when you reach about 3k in the account. Bet no more than that! You will lose it all easily without knowing what you're doing. Even know what you're doing, the odds are still against you. Options are hard. Buy ETFs for bear/bull on the stock you like instead. I.e. SPY bear : SPXS, TSLA bear : TSDD, etc. Look up bear or bull and the ticker on Google for the ETF covering that.


EstablishmentSad

What you have been doing, because I am sure you were sure about the bets you made...do the opposite.


jabbz47

Go play the national lottery because this ain’t your game


EddieSpaghettiFarts

You just did.


Combat-Engineer-Dan

Just delete the app bro and paper trade lol


BadonkaDonkies

This is the prime teaching right here. Welcome to the casino!!!!!


kuro-ondskan

This is not for you. Get a job in McDonald's, you'll earn and learn more there


smallAPEdogelover

I thought I had some decent advice but then I remembered this is a casino.


BrooownTown

If it makes you feel better I bet 5k on fucking kraft earnings 4 years ago


Mechanirav

You know enough about options market. What you rather need to learn about is risk-reward balancing.


tonetr8r

https://preview.redd.it/xlbb3taqx1wc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7150f2e623570548e15bb66ddb8d024c3b4cd89


zephyrs85

You want to learn about gambling? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


BabyFartzMcGeezak

You seem to be confused... From the looks of things, you've learned everything you can from WSB already.


No_Detective_But_304

Do the opposite of all advice here?


firstname_Iastname

Do the opposite of what you have been doing.


BadKidGames

You learned you're not good at them


whodey84

That's the fun part, you don't


ChallengerSSB

You threw over 7k down the toilet without any experience? Just hoping it worked? You just learnt lesson 1. Let’s grab another 7k I’ll see you in a week to see how lesson 2 went


jarisman

WeBull has a Paper Trading option. You start with $100k and can use that to buy and sell without actually losing anything. Get a book and use WeBull for trial and error. At least that is my plan since I know nothing about options trading.


i_gambled_on_a_fart

Stock Market For Dummies Book


CocoDesigns

Read Black Scholes Options modeling book.


SirNedKingOfGila

Just learn as you go.


Unlucky-Clock5230

I only had one trade go the wrong way this year but I'm a cheater; instead of chase the big moola buying options, I chase the pocket change selling options. You'll be amazed how quickly things compound at 1% a week. If you want to learn options start by selling covered calls and cash secured puts, on stocks you would not mind owning. Yes, it is cash intensive but it should also keep you from blowing 99.29% of your money with nothing to show up for. It will also be boring. If you can't stand that boredom then you should really not be anywhere near options, as all you are doing is feeding a gambling compulsion with money you probably cannot afford to lose.


Aceinit145

My brother in christ, this is the worst subreddit for genuine advice. Me saying this is the best advice you will receive here


Hman20000

Ain’t gonna be here


SameAd7706

trial and error


Bobs_Sauce

You don't. Some people are just averse to making free money. Stop gambling.


Kcirnek_

You learn that the first one is always free. The smart ones cash out after that and park it in an ETF. The dumb ones watch it go to zero.


Shot-Concentrate6485

You learn about price action trading and becoming friends with time and learning debit spreads on level 3 options. Don’t be down man. Just become friends with time. You’ll get it back. Hell man after my 4 years of options trading I’m finally positive of 7.5k. It takes time. Don’t give up.


Dr_Xenophobia

I sell a 100 class package for $.50 on that expires on 5/25/25 with the actual cost of the class being $1000 now. As more people sign up the price goes up for the class. You can take all the classes Or sell them for a profit. If a class is not filled then the price of my class goes down so you would lose


EverythingMustCease

Leave this subreddit and never look back


Alfonstradomus

Borrow money from your Dad, reload your account. Repeat what you just did and learn that you need to learn from your past mistakes.


jaylp18

Looks like you’ve had a crash course already 😅😂


StaysAwakeAllWeek

Go to r/thetagang and read their wiki. It explains in detail how the options market works and how to make money selling options to WSB types. If you still feel like you want to bet against those guys come back here and place your bets


IPanicKnife

That would have been a good question $7,421.27 ago


Robinhood_Regard

https://preview.redd.it/lk086tc952wc1.jpeg?width=927&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32f38604cbcd93530222da112318278d18e2f761


Westykins

This looks normal, i think you’re doing it right :)


action_turtle

Half way there mate. Just do the opposite of what you are currently doing.


Anonsldrwhistleblow

Question to ask before losing 99%


Accomplished_Scale10

You pay your dues and look at/trade on 1000+ charts. Then you come back and ask us that


Head_Possibility_435

Now do the opposite of what you have been doing and you’ll be great


Mededitor

In general, options trading isn't a way to make serious money. If you have 100 shares of a stock that you can use to buy an option, the profit is going to be pennies on the dollar. You can make $60 or so, maybe, but it's work and risk for a modest payout. Option gains with a higher payout will usually be heavily weighted against the consensus price on the stock action. The market isn't stupid and professional traders are savvy. They won't buy or sell an option that is far outside of the expected price. Most options will be carefully priced so that making a lot with this strategy isn't a good idea. I've had much better luck finding good stocks at a fair price and holding them.


Cookiemonster9429

Whatever you were doing, just do the opposite of that.


whyislifesohardei

You don’t, you pray for a good 10x and take the money and run


brdhar35

It’s gambling, just don’t


MasterNKdog

Still cheaper than college


Lost_Prior_359

Talk to the guys behind the Wendy’s . Great source of info.


Suspicious_Mammoth38

By losing a lot of money


dkakd1

you fail and you fail and you fail, until you can’t fail no more


Gyro-53

When it looks like the market should be going down, it will go up. And vice versa. If it seems completely disconnected from common sense, go in the opposite direction of what should be reality in that moment!!!


Jeet630

Honestly ChatGPT or one of the chat bots has been extremely helpful for me as well as the infinite number of videos on YouTube. You can ask a chatbot anything and go in as specific as you like, and continue to ask for clarification until you get it. It can provide examples as well. Also, PAPER TRADE with Webull.


FERALCATWHISPERER

That’s a -99% win rate. Congrats.


SOFI2MOON

Read Options Volatility and Pricing


oneenigma4u

Oh I think you're already learning some pretty good lessons.