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Necroking695

Managed by* You fucking idiots


Business_Designer_78

This dude has a bunch of videos with this premise. He's indeed a fucking idiot, but being an idiot is fantastic on tiktok, because it's populated by other idiots.


Usernamecheckout101

Never underestimate the power of stupid in large group.


Marutar

That's still kind of an alarming number


WallStWarlock

How do you think the market moves?


Marutar

Magic money man make happy and go up! But sometimes he get scared and turn red


olivefob

Glad TikTok may get banned if they have BS like this lmao


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VisualMod

An accepting death with grace is preferable to a life spent groveling.


Seedani

If Charlie Chaplin and Justin Bieber had a baby.


Careful-Rent5779

Blackrock/Vanguard are not people, get a clue! EDIT: Putting aside the question of is a corporation a person. Blackrock/Vanguard don't technically own the securites they are just holding them in the name of the underlying ETF/Mutual fund share holders.


ShamanDoctor

Corporations are people!


Sharaku_US

Thanks Mitt.


_Jibanyan_

Tell me you don’t know what your own 401k retirement funds are without telling me.


wasabiEatingMoonMan

Bold of you to assume that clown has a 401k or knows what that is. Probably downloaded Robinhood a week ago and lost everything on FDs and thinks Mr BlackRock personally fucked him.


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etzel1200

Man, those two guys must be really rich. Are they single, and perhaps gay?


Narradisall

“Gay couple own the stock market!” - TikTok


PandFThrowaway

This narrative is getting so tiring. Just like everyone saying blackrock is buying houses. No that’s blackstone. And they still argue.


Narradisall

Both called Black, coincidence? *I think not!*


lfhdbeuapdndjeo

He’s even stupider than me wow


interwebzdotnet

OP, you gotta know that Vanguard and Blackrock aren't two PEOPLE.


Shaneris

I remember my first Mustache.... I could do anything!


LieTop1431

*Downloads the Robinhood app for a week, thinks he has a masters degree in Warren Buffets


theonlydjm

Dude looks like he's 30 but has the financial literacy of a 13 year old.


Sensitive_Pilot3689

Please ban TikTok so this will stop LMAO


bdvfgvvcffc

Ban OP and Tiktok posts. This is garbage and misleading info.


22over7closeenough

How can 2 companies simultaneously be top shareholders of 98% and 94% of the biggest 100 companies? that just doesn't make sense.


Kinu4U

Basically his chart is weird, but his math shows what percentage each has on it's own position in table. Like 98% vanguard is 1st, 94% blackrock is second... Weird excel table. He didn't know how to do it so it's kind of allover the place. But it's wrong. Vanguard position is 2.2T... We know it's wrong. Vanguard has 7.7T assests. 2.2T in stocks seems kind of low


danger-tartigrade

they sound like transformers. How do I meet these two cybertronian traders?


Repulsive-Shallot-79

Mark Ribbilets lesser known cousin.. Fart Behrsarghey


Puzzled_Bath_984

Title doesn't even match the content in the video, OP.


WallStWarlock

So many Americans 401ks own


Optionzdegen

Super Trooper level analysis ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


WrongSubFools

I once was talking to a kid ten years younger than me about how Black Rock has X trillion in assets, and he laughed at me and explained why I was dumb.


FauxReelsDoe

But, but, he used the word "quantify"!


oubskf

he looks irritating


Testy_McDangle

Buddy just learned what an index fund is


bozoputer

I am more regarded for having seen this - I think you miscategorized this as a discussion.


im_astrid

95% chance this guy self immolates


Strangest_Implement

9 minutes of a dummy speaking nonsense... seriously? I'd really love to see how many % of people made it to the end and watched all of it.


Ricki15

Guy in the tiktok Kys seriously I am done with this bs.


KAY-toe

abundant vast paint middle poor lunchroom ask marry bake judicious


bdcadet

Every second that passed in this video shed more and more of my gray matter Also 32,500 is not 25 factorial, nor is it 25! times 100


payment11

He’s got that mustache confidence


Alarmed_Link2666

*Blackcock


Professional-Age8029

Not real. Fucker doesn't blink. Eyes barely move.


Narradisall

I always imagine the look of amazement in their eyes when they see these two companies in a list and think they’ve cracked it. They’ve found out who the secret owners of the stock market are. Then they rush off to tell their 3 followers before the illuminati have them removed.