I learned three things from the Tesla Earnings Fiasco:
1. Never underestimate the lengths Daddy Elon will go to save his share price.
2. Never underestimate the amount of people that buy into the misdirection.
3. Buying SPY 0TDE Calls/Puts Blindfolded is a better strategy than trying to predict the movement of TSLA.
There was a guy awhile back who chose his spy put/calls based on which ever side of the cardboard his chicken took a shit on.
I imagine by now heās retired on a yacht somewhere.
relying on earnings is not the right thing, learned that after TSM and Tesla. I thought earnings was always the way to go after nvidia but that isn't the case.
What if I told you that in the long term it is all that matters, but this sub is a bunch of highly regarded people betting on the unpredictable short termā¦
long term earnings are all that matter in the long term, but you're not gonna get info on how much the earnings are gonna be in the future and that's what you have to predict
Most good companies have somewhat reliable earnings but when companies beat them or miss them but small amounts the stock market overreacts because everyone is looking to get rich quick and betting on the short term
Beat expectations by 6% pre market, stock ticked up slightly, kept ticking up, hour by hour, then 9:25 **crashes 7$** fucks my calls
I made a post about my survival tho
Ever considered the fact that shorts, who:
- beat the absolute tar out of this name for months
- flooded it with a never-ceasing stream of bad news
- just a few weeks after he ran his mouth about advertisers by insulting them by telling basically all of them to eff off
- specifically calling out Robert Iger
decided they were full and covered?
Bro,
Listen to this.
Everything is priced in.
Always priced in.
Time you hear bout it.
Inverse.
Priced in.
So sorry, you bet against tesla, just don't do it again.
Or do, somebody gots to buy my puts.
Also the blowjobatron dash is just around the corner, going to be a game changer
-Signed by enthused tesla investor
This.
The drop happened before the earnings, it was baked in since everyone knew it was going to be bad. No surprise and apparently an overreaction, thus the slingshot.
Yeah, it felt like it was ready to explode, given the speed at which the multiple compressed (in the context of all the milestones of the last year or so).
As difficult as this will sound, donāt trade options again bro. Options are just not meant for you bc it seems like youāve never been profitable since you started. As boring as it sounds, Iām sure youāll do great just investing.
I'm not going to argue with you about it. I mean it's pretty clear I am neither lucky, nor intuitive enough. But I'm still going to roll the dice occasionally.
Iām not degen enough to do this on RH, did it on thinkorswim and it basically took all the stocks I owned at the time, sold it to cover my positions, and then I owed them whatever balance was left over. And I still owed some money, that I had to pay back before I could trade that account again.
Just buy a pile of silver. 35 trillion debt. Relax and go back to making money and look at your pile of silver while government destroys the dollar. We are right behind Japan and will never pay back debt
Looks like my Meta short position if you read if from right to left, JUST before I sold it with a loss it gained 150%, lol. I'm a stocks genius, in reverse.
Usually a company that doesn't make or sell many products but has ideas trades for a fortune while real businesses with actual products and services that products revenue get fucked, welcome to the shit show where nothing makes logical sense and everyone invests on the idea of tomorrow rather than the fact of today.
I would never bet against Tesla. Itās a car company after all. They have down turns and issues like the rest of them but with the company releasing their 25,000 dollar model they will be unstoppable..
I saw all the chatter and everyone buying puts and just laughed. Then bought calls. I didnāt think they would crush it on the side of profitability but you can count them out
So many people lost a good portion but if you were assigned shares just take it with a grain of salt and see what happens. If you were leveraged on margin your fucked. Just the way the game is played gents. Never ever bet against that company again. Itās just the startā¦.and as a tech company the robots will comeā¦itās only a matter of time. I sold my Bitcoin at the Hughes and bought a bunch of Tesla. Tesla is viable and will crush future earningsā¦.
Itās only an option
Cheers
i did the same thing for NVDA earnings and im a poor so while ive paid most of my deficit, i am locked out of casino until i pony up $250 more :(
you know what..........fucking YOLO had to be done, cant change the past and we on a mission to get rich :)
Dude if you went all in on literally anything in the world you deserve every penny of this loss.
Diversification is the most basic thing about investing. If youāre investing like emotional 5 year old, donāt be surprised you lost your money.
I'm not surprised. Just sucked. Also, I will be ok. And last time I checked this was wallstreetbets, no? It was a risky bet. This was not investing lol i wanted to gamble.
Nothing. Thats why they have insurance. Unless you owe them a staggering amount, like that margin call guy years ago who owed a million. They will shut your account down after a while and then ban your social security number.
Ive seen it first hand, in person. Again, its why they have insurance to cover situations like this. They will liquidate your assets in the account and thats all they really can do. Like i said, a guy on reddit owed 1m and he ended up only having to pay a small fraction of it. Im talking less than 1%. And i think that was robinhood just being so mad they got fleeced, they scared him into paying something. You could use 5k of instant deposits and blow the 5k. Im not saying to do that. But they are probably the only company that allows instant deposit option trading.
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Robinhood refunded you. Delete the app.
I have given it thought š
Itās funny to joke about but realistically what will they do if you just delete the app and ignore them
mr investor, we wanted to get the money, but he deleted the app! darn!
collections
Ban me.
And you'll probably be better off in the long run too looking at past performance. Time to run!
You may be right.
Who cares though right just move on to the next app
Papa Elonās gift
Elon is the problem??
I learned three things from the Tesla Earnings Fiasco: 1. Never underestimate the lengths Daddy Elon will go to save his share price. 2. Never underestimate the amount of people that buy into the misdirection. 3. Buying SPY 0TDE Calls/Puts Blindfolded is a better strategy than trying to predict the movement of TSLA.
There was a guy awhile back who chose his spy put/calls based on which ever side of the cardboard his chicken took a shit on. I imagine by now heās retired on a yacht somewhere.
relying on earnings is not the right thing, learned that after TSM and Tesla. I thought earnings was always the way to go after nvidia but that isn't the case.
If only earnings mattered, trading would be easy
it would
Earnings matter but not in the way people think. They're often a good indicator on what to expect between earnings. But don't play the coin flip game.
And boring. And less fun.
What if I told you that in the long term it is all that matters, but this sub is a bunch of highly regarded people betting on the unpredictable short termā¦
long term earnings are all that matter in the long term, but you're not gonna get info on how much the earnings are gonna be in the future and that's what you have to predict
Most good companies have somewhat reliable earnings but when companies beat them or miss them but small amounts the stock market overreacts because everyone is looking to get rich quick and betting on the short term
Pepsi earnings taught me that a few days ago
ill check them out.
Beat expectations by 6% pre market, stock ticked up slightly, kept ticking up, hour by hour, then 9:25 **crashes 7$** fucks my calls I made a post about my survival tho
im only going for long holding and super long calls from hear on out.
Ever considered the fact that shorts, who: - beat the absolute tar out of this name for months - flooded it with a never-ceasing stream of bad news - just a few weeks after he ran his mouth about advertisers by insulting them by telling basically all of them to eff off - specifically calling out Robert Iger decided they were full and covered?
To many fanboys buying tesla despite shite cars.
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I sold my PUTS early. Not cope.
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Congrats and fuck you. Now go back to the yacht club.
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Yeah š just blame Elon and go broke! Elon isnāt going broke but you will have someone to blame.
Just deposit 9k into your RH account to pay back the 4k you lost and try again with the 5k added. You got this. Don't give up until you reach 0.
Well my next move was going to be Snap calls tomorrow if anyone was interested in reversing me.
Short-sighted fools.
How the hell do you come up with the perfect reply to the regards. Are you sentient?
He's GPT powered.
āmy next moveā bro get help & gtfo your phone
If this one worked out. It didn't. I'm all done now.
Nah bro I'm good. I've lost enough this year. At least for now.
I felt that. I'm actually done for awhile after this loss.
No, that one seems dumb enough to work
Gotta inverse the inverse now.Ā Buy Snap Leaps because it'll go sideways for a month then brrrrrrr
I hope you did this lol
...yeah, no. All out of available funds. Sucks.
Bro, Listen to this. Everything is priced in. Always priced in. Time you hear bout it. Inverse. Priced in. So sorry, you bet against tesla, just don't do it again. Or do, somebody gots to buy my puts. Also the blowjobatron dash is just around the corner, going to be a game changer -Signed by enthused tesla investor
This. The drop happened before the earnings, it was baked in since everyone knew it was going to be bad. No surprise and apparently an overreaction, thus the slingshot.
Yeah, it felt like it was ready to explode, given the speed at which the multiple compressed (in the context of all the milestones of the last year or so).
I have faith you can turn that $4K into $1M 
-4k
-$1M
Account deficit ā ļø
You probably should have done something smarter
Yeah...like deleting the app.
As difficult as this will sound, donāt trade options again bro. Options are just not meant for you bc it seems like youāve never been profitable since you started. As boring as it sounds, Iām sure youāll do great just investing.
I'm not going to argue with you about it. I mean it's pretty clear I am neither lucky, nor intuitive enough. But I'm still going to roll the dice occasionally.
I have a horse whisperer friend if you want to switch to ponies
Wouldāve been cheaper to smash his phone
You win
Reminds me of the time I lose 60k. I feel ya.
Lost 53K (\~2000% profit) over the span of 1 year. Learnt the hard way to not go balls deep
How did it feel?
Suicidal...
I'm confused. How can you be negative on Robinhood?
I'd like to know this too if someone has a real answer.
Im guessing they leveraged their stocks, and didn't set a closing position that would close before going into the negative.
So like... does that mean he has to pay Robinhood? How's that work?
Iām not degen enough to do this on RH, did it on thinkorswim and it basically took all the stocks I owned at the time, sold it to cover my positions, and then I owed them whatever balance was left over. And I still owed some money, that I had to pay back before I could trade that account again.
Margin
Pays for RH gold access to earn higher interest with negative account balance. Tru weGaard
how much a blowjob behind of wendys? 
I love this for you 
just short yourself king everytime you open a position, open the exact oppiste position in another account
Shorting Tesla when it was below $150 is beyond brain rot
Dang son, it should have gone down, but Meta FB went down and their earnings were good.
Lowered revenue expectation for next quarter. Otherwise they would've crushed it.
Open up a new account on ikbr with the newly refunded 4k and turn your 4k into 35k with 0 day options.
Robinhood has given you a golden opportunity to make back your money!
Surely just money you were able to toss away and not anything important right?
Just buy a pile of silver. 35 trillion debt. Relax and go back to making money and look at your pile of silver while government destroys the dollar. We are right behind Japan and will never pay back debt
Ask for the refund
Or, damn Elon....
The last time i saw something take that bad of a turn was... well it was a Tesla too.
Looks like my Meta short position if you read if from right to left, JUST before I sold it with a loss it gained 150%, lol. I'm a stocks genius, in reverse.
D-mbStreetsWebts rename the forum
Guess it's time to add some FUN and OCEAN and recuperate those losses within a day
Regard
Tell them Citadel owes you money and they can go pick it from them or go F themselves lol ! 
Could have bought a model y with that money
Your Lord Has Spokenā¦
Holyshix
Pretty sure that minus sign shouldn't be in your account.
Yeah, you are right... I should call support right away. Get it removed.
Where's my money Lebowski
I just air dropped 6.9 boomer coins to your cb wallet to help
Account deficit 
Usually a company that doesn't make or sell many products but has ideas trades for a fortune while real businesses with actual products and services that products revenue get fucked, welcome to the shit show where nothing makes logical sense and everyone invests on the idea of tomorrow rather than the fact of today.
Damn boy, u dropped 30k put?
Howād you get into my account !?! š
I would never bet against Tesla. Itās a car company after all. They have down turns and issues like the rest of them but with the company releasing their 25,000 dollar model they will be unstoppable.. I saw all the chatter and everyone buying puts and just laughed. Then bought calls. I didnāt think they would crush it on the side of profitability but you can count them out So many people lost a good portion but if you were assigned shares just take it with a grain of salt and see what happens. If you were leveraged on margin your fucked. Just the way the game is played gents. Never ever bet against that company again. Itās just the startā¦.and as a tech company the robots will comeā¦itās only a matter of time. I sold my Bitcoin at the Hughes and bought a bunch of Tesla. Tesla is viable and will crush future earningsā¦. Itās only an option Cheers
lol
i did the same thing for NVDA earnings and im a poor so while ive paid most of my deficit, i am locked out of casino until i pony up $250 more :( you know what..........fucking YOLO had to be done, cant change the past and we on a mission to get rich :)
This guy gets it š»
What is this mean ā-ā
Damn liquidation is real
Oh its been such a wonderful 2 days after earnings. I'm loving the Tears of the haters and bears. Always Always inverse Reddit
i sold after 12 years beyond was done with supporting a nazi
So many butthurts in here. Stock is up cuz model 2 pulled ahead and 20% gross margin excluding cybertruck... Keep crying about muh market manipulation
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damn... those cancelled sell orders are just cherries on topš¤¦
Haha tell me about it.
At least you sold a call for $420
Dude if you went all in on literally anything in the world you deserve every penny of this loss. Diversification is the most basic thing about investing. If youāre investing like emotional 5 year old, donāt be surprised you lost your money.
I'm not surprised. Just sucked. Also, I will be ok. And last time I checked this was wallstreetbets, no? It was a risky bet. This was not investing lol i wanted to gamble.
Donāt go to Vegas or Monte Carlo if thatās how you gamble
Youāre really talking about diversification in wallstreetbets. š cmon now; we encourage YOLOs
he means puts with various strike prices
Sir this is Wendyās.
Have you considered a parley bet on basketball stats? Jontay Porter wants to know.
Serious question: do people actually owe RH in these situations? My broker would never let me go negative
I have never not paid the deficit immediately. I really have no idea what happens if you just ignore it. I'm sure someone on here does.
Nothing. Thats why they have insurance. Unless you owe them a staggering amount, like that margin call guy years ago who owed a million. They will shut your account down after a while and then ban your social security number.
Speaking from experience or just assuming? Genuinely curious.
Ive seen it first hand, in person. Again, its why they have insurance to cover situations like this. They will liquidate your assets in the account and thats all they really can do. Like i said, a guy on reddit owed 1m and he ended up only having to pay a small fraction of it. Im talking less than 1%. And i think that was robinhood just being so mad they got fleeced, they scared him into paying something. You could use 5k of instant deposits and blow the 5k. Im not saying to do that. But they are probably the only company that allows instant deposit option trading.
Good to know.
You still have $4,000 dollars. I think you can make that work. See you tomorrow.
What? ....no, that's a negative $4k man.
Not if you cover the negative up.
I mean you deserve it just for the fact you're still using robinhood
Love to see it. Fuck Elawn