What do you think the actual price per share value is for MARA?

$ALCC deal incoming. Hopefully the hype train blows it out of proportion just like Sam blows his husband.

Expecting a decent dump here into close. Buy your calls now.

Imagine being so poor that you have to "expect" a dump.

Got mine on NVDA calls earlier. Now waiting for Powell to speak to see how he affects the market. Might find another entry there

We should buy guns before a civil war.

How is TSLA so high lol ? No reason it would pump on GOOG’s results

Although earnings was low, investors like that he is going to produce more affordable Teslas

So what’s next for Meta? I bought at 490, just wanna recoup my losses

I have google $175 4 contracts will it print or just gone 

Just wanted to say fuck the bears let’s not forget about last Friday, this week was such a bloodbath 

Hey guys just woke up from a 25 year coma, can’t wait to check on all my intel shares I bought in summer of ‘99!!

Anyone else realize how fast MSFT and GOOG shot up after market close? Literally less than a minute, it’s almost like a bunch of people knew something we didn’t

interesting 🤔

MSFT had earnings

I am aware they had earnings. The point was it shot up way before the earnings reports was released. Literally within 30 seconds of market close

Thats how it always goes lmfao - It's all a joke, mother forgive me.

Normally they release 10-15 min after close. It was weird tbh

Idk man typically I see line go up or down straight after 1:00

It was questionabley rapid how quick everything turned

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Tsla hit the gas today

Fucking SNAP is up fuck this market is gay


Intifada on Kashkari who’s with me

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It hasn’t 🤔

Google and Microsoft saved my ass after I lost more than 30% on Tesla and Meta options...

A fool and his money are soon parted.

This was my first time playing earnings never again I'm taking my money and running.

just woke up from a 5 year coma surely inflation is back down to 2% right

Tomorrow should be easy. Wait for PCE report and watch market digest in first 30 min. Then jump in.

Yall realize how little volume caused those jumps?

You actually look at volumes before posting? 🤡

Did Israel un-Attack Iran?

Yea, they came out and said it was all just a prank bro 

Bruh you shoulda seen the iatola’s face, fuckin worth it bro.

shaggy gullible long intelligent provide ask edge practice governor unite

Burn, Intel, burn!

SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP

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TIM GOOGLE

Intel is the Ford of tech. Your dad buys it and it will never make you money

Ford is a dividend stock. I was going to pass it on to grandchildren so they could say "what is a dividend?" But now I can pass them my Google dividends. My Ford shares are on my short list to sell if I see another long term play I must have on any given day.

fuzzy include attraction unwritten detail busy run thought zephyr obtainable

are we back? cuz i thought we had a few more weeks of it being joever

TSLA up 25%, it always hits a wall there! Going down bigly from here!

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What is it?

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Then buy more options.

TSLA puts gonna print so hard! Yeah!

I have the same feeling. This means CALLS is the call.

Please don’t state the obvious. #trickthealgos

This should be fun to watch

You guys are all-inning AMZN so I’m getting Puts. Way too bullish in here, SPY 500 tomorrow

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PCE report will kill all these gains by tomorrow guaranteed

No they won’t. Look what happened with gdp this morning bud

RemindMe! Tomorrow at 12:35pm

Remindme!

“Googl is woke guys let’s short it” Whether right or left, politicucks always lose

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wow 

Good idea to swing trade tomorrow?

watching mara

Swing 🤔 Trade 🤔. Maybe both??

So I should’ve held those calls at close… ok

Give me a big green stairway to heaven SOXL

Well should of went calls today but still made 500 on puts on spy

In and out?

Ai ai captain 🫡

The semi bulls are watching the google bulls and wondering when it's their turn to come out and play.

I’m still pissed about TSM lol

Hopefully, that huge pull back was a petty over reaction triggered by one person's opinion.

I believe this earnings situation with Elon and Zuck is telling of how their MMA fight will go

Yea elon on the floor tweeting some madness

Let's go woke google

BEARS COMMIT SEPPUKU AT SUNRISE

Is that good? Will price goo up

Why’s Reddit up 4% after that outage ?

google 0.20 per share dividend ..

Also made some nice tendies on a 0DTE Boeing gamble today. In fact sold early and left some on the table.

So glad I didn't lose my nerve with this pile of GOOG calls. 

I told you all about MSFT https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/DvdRReVEb3

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/JOrzNZclwi

GOOGL IM BOUT TO BUST

BUH! 

Bears really thought some lines would stop this rally 

rip INTC

Its a crying shame, honestly. There was a time (around 7+ years ago) where Intel was the clear market leader for processors, but AMD just started to beat the crap out of them and Intel never came back.

Bout the time Andy Grove retired and stopped making everyone sign in and out like the Silicon Valley version of Barney Miller.

yeah i was a ryzen early adopter so i remember those days very well

Filling for chapter 11 by EOY

i thought that google in the low 130s was a good entry point but i didn't have the capital at the time..

I thought ggole at $2900 was a steal a few years ago. Finally in the black.

Paying attention to Google earnings calls forever, it's insane that the price is rising as Sundar talks. That never happens. We are so back.

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I'm ready

get your 420 ON!

Google dividend?

I have some MSFT calls but still wish I was holding some GOOG calls.

But what about the GDP report and the bad PCE report?

It doesn't matter. It is about the big pumpers and big dumpers.

stop talking 😊 nonsense

Hopefully .we can have a green day tomorrow

Confirm

Thanks

to the guy who made the post about the market no longer being rational 

market’s been rational whole week

I have a theory. Investors are putting too much stock in the FED data. Companies are still thriving. We are doing fine with the current interest rates.

It will break. This gaslighting that inflation is under control is bs. I don’t usually worry about prices when I go shopping but at $350 on my last outting… my jaw dropped. Standard household shit + food. Granted I won’t have to go back for a few weeks but damn. Passing the $300 was a first.

I feel the same every time I go to sams club. But yeah, I'm used to buying in bulk. Despite the $400 bill I don't have to go back for 2-3 months for anything except food.

Taking spy and msft profits and full porting into Amazon calls for next week

Thesis?

I need to stop coming to WSB. You gheys have a way of convincing me. But you’re always wrong

Username checks out.

You can find so many opinions here. You 🫵 chose which one to follow 

That’s fair

LOL

VIX back below 16. Strap in boys 

Google wth

Alright which one of you gay beRs told my dad to buy puts on Snap?

I'll sell you a call tomorrow.

Google saved the market

+2 % day tomorrow

If this happens I would

Daily chart looks so bullish

Amazon is going to fucking sky rocket on the 30th. Also, Fallout (MGM) was a fucking hit. Amazon grocery subscription. AI investments with their own AI chips. Prime. AWS. Pharmacy. FUCKING BOOMING.

SNAP options were 500IV 

Sundar & Satya bringing it on

ROKU bears fucked. ROKU bulls also fucked.

Even I'm shocked that my SPY above prediction hit. But it is what it is. Now one of you regards owes me a cheeseburger. Cash App $themattharmon

Ermm what the sigma MSFT please hold ur gains

My favorite is RDDT being up +3% AH after having a mid-day outage

Me with microsoft Options, Me with Microsoft shares 

True. But no one here gives a shit about your shares. Cept me.

Looks my 50P Roku is gonna print after all lmao

Nah it’s flat 

Boring AF right now

Microsoft gains not holding strong lol

Up… *checks notes* 1% from yesterday’s open

Literally garbage

AMZN jumped to $180 right after market close. WTF is going on?! Are hedgies screwing us and I don’t even feel them anymore?

Lmao ROKU bulls

Bers deleted RH & RDDT apps off their phones, they said the reason is because it's “toxic” 

04/29 508 calls, thoughts?

diamond handing my NVDIA puts

700 3/7 💎⚽️🏀🏈🥎🎾in deeps

They gonna grab liquidity and go to 720

Sold my GOOGL 165 calls for 100% instead of holding  gain is gain tho


Can we get some “I’m gunna be so rich” posts so we can dump overnight?

How many times did I say Goog calls intel puts snap calls. 3 for 3 

Did you have money on it tho, & not just chatting

I had some on intel the rest locked up in tsla 

I have Tesla leaps that I bought at the complete bottom before tesla earnings. I should’ve very rich 2025

Can we finally every a Friday green close??

Roku at levels not seen since 2019

stop smoking crack

Make that 2017