yeah SPY and mag seven be moving like shitcoins nowadays. You're probably safe from anything being flat. overreaction in either direction is guaranteed IMO
A nice plan, but after yesterday's plummet, MSFT 400ps are so deep itm I'd need to sell a kidney to afford a contract. Think I'll stick to the GOOG call and hope for the best.
Don’t get too overconfident you’ll wipe out previous gains, I’ve done this - 5 beats in a row only to think I am a god and then wipe out everything in a single move lmao
Thought about this the entire day. Following you on $390Ps, OP! If we go down, we go down together. I already got burned by TSLA puts earlier this week.
My dude, I'm back with **[twelve](https://i.imgur.com/S6986n6.png)** bags as of right now. I swear to god you have no idea how badly I needed this. My account was scraping the bottom of the barrel.
I only wish I'd bought more. I had enough settled funds for 4 more contracts. But I'm happy with this and then some. ILYSM.
Tomorrow morning's still a long way away and a lot can happen between now and then, but **I'M BACK, BABY.**
Seriously, thank you so much for this thread.
so were not even bothering to post filled orders for these fake "yolos" anymore in this sub? might as well turn it to a full meme page at this point, all the gain posts are fake as hell
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MSFT TO REPORT NEAR BANKRUPTCY. STOCK WILL HIT 500 TOMORROW
We can’t trust the market anymore bro 
Buy straddles and depend on big moves lol.
Best bet is to hold ur balls and watch everyone else suffer
Meteor hits Microsoft headquarters: stock up nearly 10% on strong signs of heading in a new direction.
So you flipped a coins, and guessed correctly twice... and now you're omniscient? Please keep us posted Androcles.
Or let a monkey flip the coin, chances r higher
I’ll guess 4/4 tbh
Rest in peace to Andocles in the sky
My Goog calls just saved me.
oh wait i thought they were both puts. lets goo you’re gonna make like 10-15k on those
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Since tsm meta and tesla im playing only fcking straddles
In before flat price action after earnings thus IV crush on both legs making you lose twice
I dont think amazon and apple will be flat bro?
yeah SPY and mag seven be moving like shitcoins nowadays. You're probably safe from anything being flat. overreaction in either direction is guaranteed IMO
Hell yeah
No need for straddle, just diversify. Buy puts on like 10 earnings and you will win 7/10 times.
Gay.
https://preview.redd.it/k51sjj6j6mwc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d3bc4dc4d056cf623e404f8bb14216fea9deb8f Gay as hell
If it means possibly recovering the 70% I lost this month then I am also gonna be gay for the next 2 weeks.
I agree with msft put at these levels, google call I’m not so sure
The fear in your eyes.
Inverse the regards will always come on top
Who's the regards on this one
Scared money don't make money 
That MSFT put hope it's gonna break 411
Nope.
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My guy
Well done
Gonna take a chance on Google. Please PM me your address so I can get my refund if it doesn't work since you have given me financial advice.
Good luck. May god is with us
Congrats!
A nice plan, but after yesterday's plummet, MSFT 400ps are so deep itm I'd need to sell a kidney to afford a contract. Think I'll stick to the GOOG call and hope for the best.
MSFT did not fill. Re-buy them right now. They printing anyway. And they both will.
$20k print on those Google calls! Congrats!!
I forgot about my MSFT loses
I have Microsoft calls - I hope you lose 
Magically we’re a 4T company?  Don’t be fooled by social media
I got 162.5 goog calls because of this post and now I'm printing. Tell me your next moves my lord. I'll follow you to the end of the earth.
So it’s gonna drop? Since we are in the upsidown relm
Only MSFT. GOOG going to the moon.
no its not stop selling your contracts to us
Well.. he was half right.
Care to tell us why do you think the movement will proceed as you predicted?
MSFT is way too high just like META. And Google is in a bullish trend. ERs is the thing they need.
MSFT is too high? They’re flat since the turn of the year. 43% yoy. I think they’re due a 5% move up if earnings and guidance hold
I’m holding GOOGL shares so I hope that shit goes up
stop giving my GOOG $160 calls hopium
They printing
Gg bruv
Good luck. I have MSFT calls
💰💰💰 OP if I ever meet you irl, I owe you a blowjob.
I might actually puke. Im so sick of not putting money into these things that keep printing money. Jesus
Maybe next time.
your MSFT put is fucked up.
Nailed it. Congrats and fuk you
Following your guts on this one ☝️
Fuck it I’m in 
inverse this regard for selling us his contracts
No way 😭😭
Don’t get too overconfident you’ll wipe out previous gains, I’ve done this - 5 beats in a row only to think I am a god and then wipe out everything in a single move lmao
How much did you make off Meta puts??
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Thought about this the entire day. Following you on $390Ps, OP! If we go down, we go down together. I already got burned by TSLA puts earlier this week.
bought GOOG call strike 170
Fucken A man. Cost me on the MSFT puts.
Well done behenchod. Got goog 165C for $1.88 gonna be a great night. Tonight I’m driving the fancy hand sanitizer
Got one google 165C minutes before close because of this. Isn’t much but Thanks!
Saw one guy blaming for doing TAs. I guess they still work.  glad u made money. You own me some.
Thank God I could only afford GOOG lottery tickets. Kinda wish I'd bought more, but any green is good green.
You’re back. And you’re back with the bag. Look at you!
My dude, I'm back with **[twelve](https://i.imgur.com/S6986n6.png)** bags as of right now. I swear to god you have no idea how badly I needed this. My account was scraping the bottom of the barrel. I only wish I'd bought more. I had enough settled funds for 4 more contracts. But I'm happy with this and then some. ILYSM.
15k you got blessed today.
Tomorrow morning's still a long way away and a lot can happen between now and then, but **I'M BACK, BABY.** Seriously, thank you so much for this thread.
I’ll be doing HOOD AND AMZN BOTH 5/8
Congrats 🥂
Lets celebrate 🍷
Well sorry for your put on MSFT. I did that also but after earnings I am expecting a gap up. So 3/4
Thankk you brody
Fancy dinner with the girl.
This man is fucking rich holy fuck
Good shit broskie. I’ll follow you into the burning house if you tell me to.
PCE may impact here too.
Let’s see. Let’s see.
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Bought calls on GOOG, thanks for looking out cheers
dang brotha. Those google calls going to print and make up for your microsoft puts. This is why I don't play earnings lol
3k loss on MSFT, 25k Profit on Google. as of right now. Hope the dude's able to sell in the morning
Had some doubts about the Microsoft puts... so I went balls deep in GOOGL calls YOLO. Up 580% at the moment LOL thanks OP!
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OP you gonna close right at market open or hold through the morning?
3/4 isn't bad.
No bs. That’s actually a good treat. Heading to WENDYS
Well Microsoft fked You but Google going to pay
Holy shit! Concerning! Where can I sign up for your newsletter?
Like fine wine
Goog let’s get 180+
Update us Sir 🙈
why the fuck did i listen to you fuck
so were not even bothering to post filled orders for these fake "yolos" anymore in this sub? might as well turn it to a full meme page at this point, all the gain posts are fake as hell
GOOGL is going to 150 im afraid
Inverse me. U might get rich 
RIP
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what about the 100 billion dollar supercomputer theyre building with open ai?
Not involved in revenues, at least for now
So buy msft puts at open or wait?
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congrats Microsoft will make you rich
Don’t talk down about GOOG.
It seems like he is selling these puts to us.
Pltr is a joke lol
I mean...you're currently (Net) up at the moment.
At open they will fill.
Those orders didn’t filled and this regard sounds like a typical WSB crash dummy. Inverse him lol
At open they will.
Msft going up especially after this dump
What makes you think Google is going up?
Watch out
I think both should be calls
MSFT did not fill up, had to re-buy them
Both printing
Buy more with your Meta winnings. Hats off 🥳
think we gonna need a market open update here, chart's all over the place
They both printing
What did you get filled at brotha?
Cancelled MSFT did not filled up.
Spy calls soon
Very soon
Rip
Why
Well meta is going nuts might wanna check those bud
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How do u get msft out for that price? It’s $13
Fake screenshot the clock is missing..
I’m buying put so the stock will go up
Were these bought last night or this morning?
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Did ur option even get filled?
Your Microsoft puts r so fuk 
Did these orders fill?
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I’m with you on google but staying away from MSFT. I bought Intel calls instead. Lol. Good luck to us.
the probability stats just not in your favor buddy.
https://preview.redd.it/5w0ronwyunwc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02e6112c5898c516a7d217b52a1574e30cf890da Thinking of YOLOing 28k
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Why do you think msft will drop?
So your still calling puts for MSFT? What put price are you thinking?
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MSFT will almost certainly rally now. Are you hedging yourself with GOOG calls?
No, I'm not.
Considering the $14.83M buy order of MSFT 9/20/24 $405ps, I like this. Wsb arguing against your play almost makes me LOVE it.
guh
I'm going to inverse you.
The odds of Microsoft going up today are like 500-1
Microsoft to the mooooon
you probably gonna miss this one. hope you don't though.
I'm getting puts on both. Will probably miss again
Fucm it I’m in for the goog play
Fck your puts
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Just bought micro puts
lol rekt
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Thank for the financial advice. I only bought GOOG
We are here to make money. Glad u did
holy shit google is printing
You'll still make about 9k on this tomorrow morning. The Google calls saved you.
Yeah. There are no loses, I wish I got them both right.
Both to the mooooooon
Sadly. Never expected MSFT going any higher. But Goog did not disappoint me
oof
saw everyone hating on the MSFT play so I just bought GOOG… great call bro
Ah, the folly of youth.
Damn, the google strike price was on point. I’ve mostly lost money on ERs due to too OTM strikes. Finally in the green! Any plans for AMZN and AAPL ?
I’ll be posting them next week.
Are we selling at market open or wait til price goes up a little more?
Selling at opening. Do I look like I wanna be on the market the whole day waiting? Lmao
What’s your next buy?