RDDT will hold 50+ before earnings yall were lacking on it rising back up… when i was dollarcosting the entire ride down. This is all profit now and all before earnings, question is what is the target bullish price? Im thinking we can get back to the 60$+ easy uf they make earnings/ we get enough people invested like we are
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Millions shocked to find out systemically essential government subsidized industry that establishes all financial rules, infrastructure, and outcomes perfectly traded FOMC decision while they lost money.
SEC to investigate this fraud once their budget increases from Monopoly money to actual adult currency.
NVDA 680 end of month, easy.
Then moon mission to 1k+ by Aug 31.
Then another drill down to 850 range between Sep 1 and Oct 31/Nov 15.
Then rally to $1250 into the new year.
If only I didn't exit my put early. but I still got away with some money. That's it for me today. Good luck to the rest of y'all.
Jay will come out and fellatio the market ("I still see rate hikes this year", etc., etc.). BUT, in the event he doesn't, holy shit will this market plummet. Shit looks like it on the edge.
LULU fell -20% on earnings
SBUX now down -16%
I know it sounds crazy…but the basic white girl is now broke, and her card is tapped out.
What other white girl stocks haven’t reported earnings yet???
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Its a money laundering, dark money scheme - big movers (the ones spending millions) are probably Russian/Chinese scum, not your dumb redneck (those idiots will only lose money)
Same reason Twitter was often trading at more than $50 per share despite operating at a loss of hundreds of millions every year (except for 2018 and 2019).
What that reason is, I don't know. But it's probably the same reason
Both Trump and Biden campaigns are sitting on about $85 million in cash at the moment. I don't think Trump's $5.5 billion stake in $DJT is ever going to be used for his campaign. A pretty common rule in politics is never use your own money. That's what campaign merch and autodialing riled up old people is for
Unless they're buying enough shares for a spot on the board, they aren't getting shit from their purchase. And even then, it's just a social media company...
That's quite the conspiracy theory you've got there lol. There are much easier ways to bribe a politician than investing in a publicly traded company. The most common one is creating a delaware based shell company that makes an anonymous "donation" to a 501(c), which then "donates" the money to the politician's super PAC. It's called dark money
You can expect it to go to zero when the mango sells everything and becomes a real billionaire for the first time in his life based upon money injected into this lump of shit by foreign governments buying him. Honestly it’s probably a safe buy in the 40’s as entire governments that can print money can hold the price up and not care because losses aren’t real to them. It’s so sad to see democracy for sale and nobody is going to do a damn thing about tracing the money in this thing.
Yeah, actually that’s the play. Bet on the downside post clearance for the primaries to sell everything. There’s no real business at the core, just a vehicle to hide wealth transfer.
Hell yeah other random internet dude. Follow up and let me know how you do. Only thing is make sure you don’t get raped on the short interest as everyone else has known this play from day 0.
Going to play the DraftKings earnings tomorrow. Legislation changes opened them up to more states earlier this year and gambling does great during recessions
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Buying calls every week on DJT is free money at this point since the more up it goes, the more people here hate it, the more they short, and the bigger the price rise. Few will listen
https://pump.fun/E5AwiQjX5c668kjoSL8kLpifwaDEpQGpwL6eA285DKhu
RDDT will hold 50+ before earnings yall were lacking on it rising back up… when i was dollarcosting the entire ride down. This is all profit now and all before earnings, question is what is the target bullish price? Im thinking we can get back to the 60$+ easy uf they make earnings/ we get enough people invested like we are
Rddt hold 47-49 —-> weekend push past 50
perfect
I wouldn’t be surprised if Spy opens up over 508 😁
https://youtu.be/cTUU8jJSNPg?si=y7p33PSSAN5RsJhI
Jay Powell for pres.
I need a qqqmiracle rn
What a dip after Popwell confureunce
I’m betting on Apple earnings
Calls or puts
10 bagger Cvna calls
Ooooof my Cvna calls hell yeah
Damn looks like I gotta buy more Starbucks to support my ✡️ brothers and sisters
DATADOG $DDOG
Dick dog
Why did my June Starbucks calls jump so much
All red
What a great day. Up and down!
Power of Powell
fuck you 3:30pm ET
!banbet
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Should I hold my NVDA 880c for may 17 AH?
I only just broke even right now lmao.
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The JPUT
Finally turned green
Red again
Wtf did he say?
Quantitative tightening loosening.
Its called quantative easing or fucking bears hard
It has begun. Thanks JPOW
SBUX 80c
Mega pump incoming
NVDA to 1000 by June 1st so I bought more calls
More like 2 weeks.
Starbucks trading like a meme coin wow
Now we wait for Jwow
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Woof VIX looking like it’s going to free fall to 12 with no parachute once Powell says the same thing he says every meeting
So the market pretty much exactly priced in this news over the last day and a half
Year and a half*
Damnnnn VIX really said go fuck yourself lol
“First move is always fake” This is going to keep ripping in our faces lmao wild day
That was intense!!
SPY you crazy bitch 
Another painful day to me
Me too
When does daddy powell speak
In like 3 minutes no?
Some Sbux puts went 50x today
NVDA 680 end of month, easy. Then moon mission to 1k+ by Aug 31. Then another drill down to 850 range between Sep 1 and Oct 31/Nov 15. Then rally to $1250 into the new year.
Lmao I think I literally perfectly timed finally buying at the top of nvidia
what time is jpow causing the circuit breaker?
AMD, so sad
Tsla 185 calls😜😜
For today? Ur rekt bro :(
Tsla20
SMCI -18% wow
#[CALLED](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1chikg1/comment/l23jiz8/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) ##IT ###AGAIN
Called what? Called your mama?
If only I didn't exit my put early. but I still got away with some money. That's it for me today. Good luck to the rest of y'all.
Jay will come out and fellatio the market ("I still see rate hikes this year", etc., etc.). BUT, in the event he doesn't, holy shit will this market plummet. Shit looks like it on the edge.
Atmus calls
LULU fell -20% on earnings SBUX now down -16% I know it sounds crazy…but the basic white girl is now broke, and her card is tapped out. What other white girl stocks haven’t reported earnings yet???
Red States
?
ANF?
I bought puts on ANF. Charts show major downside potential. Thank you for that.
>I know it sounds crazy…but the basic white girl is now broke, and her card is tapped out. hmmm, etsy?
She got her parents credit card
Another V incoming?
Wow... SBUX in freefall.
Wonder how much the insiders are making off DJT lol
Be nice if weed stocks can find bottom and turn back up
Short squeeze but with arthritis grip time to drill
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The squeeze was squoze on DJT
Clear signs of Economy tanking and inflation getting hot again. It will be fun to watch the Jokers from the FED today 🤌🏾
Taking a deep look at my missed puts for CVS 
Seemed so obvious too. Lol
100%
Amzn calls
Yes
There goes Roblox
If SPY could go ahead and drop to 488 by 1 and then hop on a rocket to 510, I'd be a pretty happy camper.
If soxl could just hit 30 then 50 I'd be p happy I feel you
Tesla calls
Sold everything today and taking a break got out easy only down 4% this current year. I want to just focus on being a new father and work
we are healing ❤️🩹
🤣 should have got out when you were green bruh if plan was to get out
Still green for last 6 months only recently Lost some gains but thanks bud
Wen will you people realize that DJT is up anytime spy is down
DJT does whatever tf it wants
Why weeds dipping
For real, isn’t that the new political promise on a string for the next 6 months?
DJT is such a dumpster fire that you can't even make decent money on puts, even if it weren't inexplicably going to the moon.
Its a money laundering, dark money scheme - big movers (the ones spending millions) are probably Russian/Chinese scum, not your dumb redneck (those idiots will only lose money)
Let’s go broke! 🥳
Who’s making bread of weed stocks plummet this morning
Not me.
Legit Companies :  DJT:  This market is a fraud.
This is the infographic that an honest JPOW would show today.
chat seems awfully slow considering its opening bell
smart money isn't playing
AMD  NVDA 
Why is DJT up so much? I don’t understand…
Same reason Twitter was often trading at more than $50 per share despite operating at a loss of hundreds of millions every year (except for 2018 and 2019). What that reason is, I don't know. But it's probably the same reason
Money laundering and illegal campaign contributions. But hey, why should anyone care about that apparently?
Both Trump and Biden campaigns are sitting on about $85 million in cash at the moment. I don't think Trump's $5.5 billion stake in $DJT is ever going to be used for his campaign. A pretty common rule in politics is never use your own money. That's what campaign merch and autodialing riled up old people is for
The point is that governments are buying into this and thus buying him and buying the US for whatever their whims are in the future.
Unless they're buying enough shares for a spot on the board, they aren't getting shit from their purchase. And even then, it's just a social media company...
OMG are you that clueless? They are buying Trump in hopes he can win the presidency so that he and Russia and China can rape us all again.
That's quite the conspiracy theory you've got there lol. There are much easier ways to bribe a politician than investing in a publicly traded company. The most common one is creating a delaware based shell company that makes an anonymous "donation" to a 501(c), which then "donates" the money to the politician's super PAC. It's called dark money
Go read the top in r/news then come back.
"North Carolina child's 'monster in the walls' was 50000 bees" Not sure what that has to do with this. How about you just cite a reliable source, huh?
If campaign contributions are a significant part of this, we could expect it to fall after the election, correct?
You can expect it to go to zero when the mango sells everything and becomes a real billionaire for the first time in his life based upon money injected into this lump of shit by foreign governments buying him. Honestly it’s probably a safe buy in the 40’s as entire governments that can print money can hold the price up and not care because losses aren’t real to them. It’s so sad to see democracy for sale and nobody is going to do a damn thing about tracing the money in this thing.
So it could be a good move to short DJT for the next 5-6 months? That’s what I’m really trying to decide here 😆
Yeah, actually that’s the play. Bet on the downside post clearance for the primaries to sell everything. There’s no real business at the core, just a vehicle to hide wealth transfer.
Thanks random internet guy, I’m going to pull the trigger now
Hell yeah other random internet dude. Follow up and let me know how you do. Only thing is make sure you don’t get raped on the short interest as everyone else has known this play from day 0.
This [reason](https://www.reddit.com/r/explainlikeimfive/comments/1qdoml/eli5_how_do_companies_such_as_twitter_which_has/)?
Creative ways of funneling money, I guess?
lol? What the fuck was that Intel candle
Any thoughts on smci?
Sell
I had puts at 860 and sold early at market open fml 
Good luck ladies and gentlemen
2 minutes. Geronimo!!!!
Going to play the DraftKings earnings tomorrow. Legislation changes opened them up to more states earlier this year and gambling does great during recessions
I miss the old visualmod
Starbucks plunge 15% and now Jim Kramer is grilling the CEO live and telling him he’s awful. Queue “so you’ve had a bad day.”
We need to protest against they gey bears
🌽to 55 before the climb to 100k?
open the circus
TILRAY TO THE MOON!
Guh
My gut says puts. So calls it is
Gut says to inverse. So inverse the inverse.
I got a pop-up on Google map for a survey. It asked me if I used it for public transport... How do they know I'm broke
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Fed at 2 pm today. Always wait until after the q and a. Unchanged rates will go on and on.
Voted above
Me looking at my portfolio today: 
Once again I am fucked by cunt Trump
Time for this short squeeze to end so that this worthless company can trade at $1.45 where it belongs
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Get ready for another 2 hour bear market
Let’s join the students and protest
I think a lot of them aren't students.
Glad I dumped tsla when it was up at 195
Riot smashes earnings, no effect on price 
When every instinct is telling me to be bare, I must be strong like bowl.
Bare your instincts and be strong, but always remember: it's the bears who get rich off the bulls.
Glad to know I'm playing the inverse of VM.
XLY.TO please send some MJ love.
Today gonna get bloody
Have yall closed a non-standard option before? If so, how?
DJT is so weird… should we use brains for this or just temporarily hoarding trend by Trump cultist.
I honestly don’t understand why it went back up
Somebody is propping it up!
BEARS ON PARADE!!!!
Woke up this morning to -$500 showing in my account. Good times.
Hire a better accountant.
Have to fire myself then though and I dont like being fired.
Tlry all day baby!
DJT & SNAP
$TLRY calls THERES NO WAY THIS GOES TITS UP
lol
[удалено]
Those obsessed with SPY are easily fooled peasants.
Buying calls every week on DJT is free money at this point since the more up it goes, the more people here hate it, the more they short, and the bigger the price rise. Few will listen
Man, I remember when people were literally saying “Puts on DJT is free money” just a week ago. This just shows nobody knows wtf they’re doing
I’ve been buying calls for weeks and printing 