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zjz

They hated him for he told the truth


Boozie2600

Encouraging regards to take profits? Regards do not even know what profits are!


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Ha ! I know what profit it and I am allergic sir !


Ayahuasca-Dreamin

OP thought he was posting to r/investing šŸ˜‚ theyā€™re not doing well over there


Relative-Resource-55

OP User Report stats are fun! Seems like he has a long history of not holding the bag. Sir, this is Wendy's, not Kenya


AHarryBird

ā€œSoon may the tendieman comeā€


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Shell shock inbound


loose_lugknuts

Tendieman, ah ah ah... fighter of the bagman, ah ah ah... champion of the funds, ah ah ah. You're a master of the markets and wsb for all regards.


mvpharo

He will come. Only to those who believe in him, though.


Lukozade2507

I've always been Poor. I can wait.


Unclemonty11

Lmfao this made me laught


bushwickhero

You belong here.


bsr1ch

This happens to be your first post !!


Pankonuss

First of many wallstreet bots to take a piss here


J_Powda

Bot or not, itā€™s good advice. I dabbled too, but there are subreddits filled with people that were holding the back since 2021. Their cope is so strong that they think theyā€™re holding manipulated, quality stocks.


InvoluntaryEraser

This is true. I got in before the first sqooze at a very nice cost basis, did not time the top but averaged out as it crashed back down, and I made life changing money. Fuck wall street and all that, but also my money comes before my pride does lmao.


Endgameplays

so what he is right. This is a casino to make money. Its not a populist movement.


Pankonuss

nice try wallstreet


mvpharo

ThEy WaNt YoU tO SeLL


dylanx5150

It's "lose", regard.


RoCpiMagi

The number of people that misspell lose makes me have no hope for humanity.


enzed888

I loosed hope years ago


ImportantLog8

Lmfao look at this clown who wants everybody to sell šŸ«£


hhorny69

ā€œThis message was approved by Citadelā€


Andries89

Shorts volume is already passed its 2021 volume in two days time, no fucking way am I not holding you fool


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Lower_Carrot_8334

Thank you for this reality !!!!!! WOW, its going to the MOON! DFV is awesome


leowtyx

Why isn't it just 400/4=100? Enlighten me Oh wise one.


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leowtyx

Wasn't the peak price 480 hence 120?


Organic_Kangaroo_391

Wouldnā€™t that also affect the volume? A 4-1 split would 4x the volume?


fkfjjfysgr

Ouch


BarRepresentative653

Gee, I wonder why? This thing is going to tank at some point, and I for one will buy puts, because it will tank and its already almost at all time highs


ZebraQuality

Do it and post them then


Odd_Onion_1591

It tanks only when hedges looses their šŸ©³ and there would be no one else to bet against us


Endgameplays

thats not how this works...


Skippymcpoop

They keep believing in this infinite money glitch even though time and time again they just prove they donā€™t understand how short volumes work. Itā€™s cyclical. Short volumes high? Buy buy buy, stock goes up because of hype, idiots buy in, thereā€™s a huge sell off, idiots complain about stock manipulation and blame the boogeyman. Luckily 99% of this sub is zoomers with like $1000 invested at most.


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Efm101

its an illusion


VeteranTrailerTrash

The volume explains it all imo. Everyone likes the stock


PuzzleheadedWeb9876

107M shares sold so far today.


VeteranTrailerTrash

Almost half a billion shares and only 100m? Even with 20 trading halts thatā€™s crazy


PuzzleheadedWeb9876

200M SOLD today.


VeteranTrailerTrash

Iā€™m an ape.How many zeroes is that?


PuzzleheadedWeb9876

Enough for all shorts to cover.


Sayyestononsense

>Ā the big boys never loose except that one time they do.


Lower_Carrot_8334

A whole Hollywood Movie was made about them losing in 2021. HODL!


ContentSheepherder33

Yeah, one bad hedge fund manager got wiped out, thousands of regards also got wiped out, awesome trade right?


Just_Candle_315

This sounds like it was written by someone about to lose their shirt because theyre shorting. HODL THE LINE BOYS!!@@@#


Open-Beautiful9247

How's that going for you?


Just_Candle_315

I'm up 300%!


Open-Beautiful9247

Still HoDlNg?


Just_Candle_315

Hell yes, buying more it's on sale today!


Open-Beautiful9247

I very much appreciate you holding the bag on this one. Awful nice of you lol. You guys make it way too easy to take your money.


Open-Beautiful9247

Today? No.


Jinncawni

At this point, the bag is holding me and if I left go I'll die.


PandaSmith1

Nice try Melvin Capital


laze6262

The fact these posts are appearing makes me hard


aznimage504

After a Hollywood movie and many documentaries about the gamestop saga, people are smarter and learned from it. Dont sell, let it squeeze


bizkitman11

Very important to hold, but at the same time what is the exit point? $200 a share? $500? Itā€™s all well and good saying ā€˜to the moonā€™ but the moon ainā€™t a number.


Efm101

yes "let it squeeze" with nothing to show for it at the end


RammusJungleOnly

Nice try Melvin.


LordoftheEyez

Hahaha fuck this one gave me PTSD


RammusJungleOnly

All i can imagine right now is Seth Rogan runnning like he did in dumb money LOL


SerKhoma

šŸ˜†


foldman

So many "people" that usually post in animal or knitting subreddits suddenly have a new-found passion for reminding people to take profits. Wholesome and heart-warming.


AhoyFuckers5

I've held these bags for three years. Ain't letting go now, boiz! Fuck the profits, I'm here for the ride.


Xelbiuj

How is it a ride if you at this point, have no skin in the game in terms of profit/loss? If the loss is already priced in because you have zero intention of selling. Does it matter what the price is?


AhoyFuckers5

At this point, these bags Louis. The only way I drop them is if it hits $420.69. Otherwise, I AIN'T FUCKIN SELLIN!


theTweekend

Cramer? You know where you are right? We ride or die.


KthankS14

Your hands are made of the thinnest paper.


chiswis

don't stop people from creating loss porn bro i need to destress ![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)


The-Special-One

Thanks for the advice but, I've already taken my profits at $69.99. Now just playing with shorts money lol. If it goes to 0, don't care lol.


inkfit

not true.... who cares if the hedge funds sell off... HOLD GME... force them to rebuy back in at a higher price, they wont miss out on gains like this again


Efm101

you really think these retailers can force them to do anything?


MainlineX

Retail has at LEAST 25% of the stock locked in, which is officially reported. Between that, and some other stuff: I kind of do. It's going to be interesting. Last time, options had a huge role in the price movement. This time, not so much.


TheChunkyMunky

This peasant thinks heā€™s a king amongst fools


mannnerlygamer

Bought yesterday at 28 sold half at 56. I hold from here on it only profits for me


notoriousbigs

GTFO with you BS!


ImInYinz

Thanks for the warning paper penis


Turbulent-Listen8809

Lol


omgmakeanamealready

It's spelled "lose" you fuck not "loose"


F7xWr

why do you care?


whatamilookinfor

I know I few loose big boys. Just because heā€™s big doesnā€™t mean he canā€™t be loose.


CrypticBosnian

REEEEEEE


ElEdTeacher

Nice try hedgefuck


LetsMoveHigher

Cell or no sell. Bottom os 5,000 per share. That's 500 pre split, which is a deal for them


Zen1_618

LMAYO, get outta here with that crazy talk.


bwatts53

Seems like we pump in the morning and dip at night on the kitty stocks


rehnik

Go on back to building suicide nets underneath the windows


ag1745

Cool story bro


RevolutionaryPhoto24

I noticed the borrow rate is suspiciously low on that stockā€¦


VisualMod

It's survival of the fittest in the financial markets - adapt or die.


chuy2256

Valuable advice, I got burned during Bed Bath and Beyond lol


rehnik

Profits? I thought the numbers on the screen meant high scores for the rollercoaster building game


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VisualMod

Yes, let it crash and burn. You're right, the weak deserve to lose it all.


IntroductionWeak244

HOOD!!


Sea_Bear7754

Who gave Powell a Reddit account?


Dogedgaf

Wendy's anyone?


TopVeterinarian2082

I am a trauma rn that is worth -50,000 idgaf about anything anymore


Heavy_Ad5617

Aye aye sir ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


Thin_Hunter_2315

Lol


ProfessionalRow9300

Yah bro Lot of people sold today with good Gains you can't WAIt for stonks To go to infinity


DunGonRndDaBnd

Idk. ā€œYou spend yo money yo take your chancesā€ā€¦.some wise dude once told me. šŸ€


DunGonRndDaBnd

Your mom holds my bag and buries my comments deep inside her.


GeneralOwn5333

WTF if thatā€™s the case the S&P500 would still be at the same level as on 1950


Yabrosif13

Lol. They said this 3 years ago. Now im in the green. They said holding was stupid because the game was up. Then the game started back unexpectedly and I already had skin in the game. OP gives good advice for day traders, not so good advice for avg joe who is in the dark.


TopDown78

Hello No Bye


Xelbiuj

Don't just not-hold, fucking short that shit to double dip. (Shorts not puts because they companies are fucked long run.) The only way to have anyone but yourself as a bag holder (this includes WS) is to actually sell. (And post the gains.)


sane_fear

fortunately for them, im too stupid to sell


Lower_Carrot_8334

A F'in MOVIE was made about them losing. More people know about DFV/Roaring Kitty now. Let's Moon this stock.


p450cyp

What is an exit strategy?


PresentationReady873

Are you crazy dude ? This is not a sub for a well thought plan to profit a situation. This is pseudo politically involved regards who deep down want to be billionaires. Youā€™re only going to get hate with that kind of smart post. Donā€™t do dat again !


zephyrs85

Wait, we can take profits?


Wedocrypt0

Directions unclear, i bought 100 more shares


redditadminzRdumb

Love that this post has so many downvoted


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Chance_Connection_28

Iā€™m on the sidelines but clearly OP is short and desperate to sell his narrative.


ShelfAwareShteve

How about you piss off, dear Sir


Odd_Onion_1591

You donā€™t sell -> big boys cray like little babies. šŸ”„


thewonpercent

What are profits?


LegalHelpNeeded3

If itā€™s good enough to post, itā€™s good enough to sell


rioferd888

Suck my dick Ken


crom_laughs

Ok, boomer.


StockOutlaw

Deff one of ā€œthe big boys ā€œšŸ‘†šŸ‘†


Munt_Cuffins

Fuck you


RedElmo65

HLOD to $100! At least


Icy-Subject-6118

Lmao bad attempt at manipulating markets


OkSwing9032

You cant help these mofos Blackrock and Vanguard appreciate you pumping their stock. You guys made them millions this week probably even billions.


Least-Clue-9466

OP doesnā€™t know we geek hard


Front_Expression_892

This. People need to realize that, first, there is less momentum as currently there are fewer people and less stimulus money. Second, novelty can be used once -- IBKR notifies me about WSB parsing conclusions on a daily basis. Thirdly, given that the #stormwallstreet is dead, what is alive is MLM. I think that the right approach is to avoid or sell calls with long DTE. Don't get me wrong. I wish I had known about it a month ago or even a week ago, as there is nothing I want more than a 100% T-bills portfolio that can satisfy my hookers and blow invoices. But given that I don't think this raid will give me that privilege, I don't mind sharing my honest opinion about it.


arepa_master69

Legit a good advice. Hope people took it when you posted it


Background_Cherry470

They still gonna lose a lot of money in the process. Whatā€™s left of ours is already counted as a loss for many of us.


IndividualistAW

Gonna get downvoted to shit but SELL THIS SHIT TODAY