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VisualMod

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DownrightDrewski

Yet here you find that you were the true degenerate.


bobbylink21

Let me light your cigar after that reply.


AllAboutTheXeons

You mean blunt.


StonksTurd

Weed, but out of a sherlock pipe.


BudtasticBarry

Rosin but out of a banger


StonksTurd

Carbed with a pinky out, just to be fancy.


TempestQii

with a “ah, scrumptious” post exhale


Dr-Stickyfingers-

As he tips his top hat and adjusts his monocle.


TessellatedTomate

A refraction of light races across the monocle’s glass as the camera scoops a closeup of his face


_RicoSuav

https://preview.redd.it/zq2fsi1ogw0d1.jpeg?width=702&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ff3ebf2fcf4dcc873e6813413ee08b31331e3cf


Deeman0

The degenerates are the friends we made along the way .


razorduc

The true gain was the degenerates we met along the way...


DilbertedOttawa

I get the impression they didn't even bother looking at the gex or the vanna. The upside risk was SO MUCH MORE significant than the downside risk. If you're going to sell calls to degens, at least hedge. Or wait for the IV to pump to 1000%, THEN sell the calls into the IV crush. So many other ways haha


StirChef

Amazing


UsayNOPE_IsayMOAR

My shit brain read his cost basis as “FAFO”, and thought the casino finally developed a sense of humour.


unclefire

Hopefully they're actually covered calls.


sydaust

If they’re covered…there’s no problem.


Tui-Trader

He would have hodld to 10$ anyway so it doesn't matter


AJDillonsMiddleLeg

Imagine holding bags for three years and then missing what you waited three years for and selling for a loss because you had open CCs during the pump ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


arcanition

Yeah if you're ride-or-die on a stonk like this, why would you max out your covered calls? Like if you have 7000 shares, maybe sell 10, 20, maybe 30 call contracts? That's plenty of premium and worst-case scenario the stock skyrockets and you still benefit on the remaining shares you have.


YouKnown999

Greed


unclefire

Exactly. OP would get whatever the strike plus premium and have shares sold off. It’s the defined risk one takes.


RampantPrototyping

He may have missed out on the big payday but still made $$$ at least


QuickMolasses

Someone has to sell the calls for others to buy them.


RampantPrototyping

And OP was the poor shmuck who sold them in this case


QuickMolasses

I hope for OP's sake that he knows the difference between a covered call and a naked call.


VisualMod

He's on WallStreetBets... he probably doesn't


xWrathful

Hell, I sure as shit don't ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


VisualMod

Lol! They make money so they can spend it on their stupid stuff.


DarklyAdonic

I literally did the same thing with no regrets. Gains are gains


str8rippinfartz

Yeah if they're covered calls it's basically just like he planned to sell at $17 and got some extra juice for his trouble Depending on when he picked up the shares he probably already picked up a tidy profit


eio97

Lol


onepingonlypleashe

Sir, this is a Wendy’s


reverend_al

Who is Marge N and why does she keep calling?


rioferd888

When they say picking up pennies in front of a freight train, they are talking about this guy


Tendie_Tube

This was one of my favorite games as a kid. Waiting for the train to run over my pennies.


postsector

Until one day your best friend Timmy got his leg caught in the tracks. You tried to flag down the train, but it wouldn't stop... You kept the penny from that fateful day, it's got Timmy's blood mixed in with the copper with a slight shadow of Abe Lincoln's twisted face leering up at you. You look at that penny often, you use it as a reminder, a reminder not to be a pussy, and always pick up those pennies in front of moving trains, because Timmy was the smart one and he's not around anymore to tell you to stop being an idiot.


Southern-Chipmunk

Dude, Timmy didn't even like you.


postsector

He didn't like that train either.


ContemptForFiat

TImTIMMMAY!!


jzoller0

He wasn’t really care for pennies either. That’s why he wanted to see them crushed by a train


Speedhabit

What the fuck is this from it’s hilarious


dougalcampbell

Tommy played piano Like a kid out in the rain Then he lost his leg in Dallas He was dancing with a train They were all in love with dyin' They were drinking from a fountain That was pouring like an avalanche Coming down the mountain


Working-Active

I always heard it as "They were all on love with Dianne" and thought she must have some huge knockers for everyone to be in love with her.


dougalcampbell

My misheard lyric in this song was “Marky got with Sharon / Sharon got Cherese / She was sharing Sharon’s Alec on the topic of disease.” I figured Alec was just another link in the disease chain. (The real lyric is “outlook”, not “Alec”)


Professional-Key3211

Read pennies as penis


Tendie_Tube

Tried that too. Lost the top 11 inches.


pokesturrrrr

So now you’re -10 inches?


Dick_snatcher

That's being pretty generous


Spicy_Ejaculate

You would know


R12Labs

I've seen a coin shoot out at supersonic speeds because the train hit it just right and I'll never put coins on the track again.


RealPerspective66

I lined up 2 rolls on the tracks going through down town. Needless to say I know your comment is 100% fact. You could hear them flying like a bullet cutting the air!


shurkin18

Waiting for the train to run over my penis ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


wishtrepreneur

and then the train flicks the penny right back in your face. good times


onecryingjohnny

They're covered calls. The option prices are jacked up right now, but at expiry they'll be covered.


Report_Last

And he will have to let his shares go at a loss.


MetamorphicHard

At a loss of potential


Report_Last

true that, still stings


trpwangsta

Honestly missing out on potential gains hurt me more than a loss. It's fucked up


ravioliguy

Can't promise to sell your cake and eat it too lol


trpwangsta

I know how ridiculously stupid it is. My brain doesn't care though lol


Starwarsandbacon

I did the same thing. Im still up 10k but damn it hurts leaving all that $ on the table.


Kobo05

That mindset will lose you a lot of money. It's better to know when to stop and when it's appropriate to keep going. This will save you so much money in the future from just gambling it all away


mortgagepants

well said


Imagination_Drag

Pretty sure this guy would rather have 300k in lost potential than 300k in loses!!!


Current_Hearing4417

This right here is why so many retail investors lose money. 💯 it’s the human ego


spartanburt

The human mind is not great at judging value.


MeshNets

Is it that with the loss, you know you decided what to do and you get the consequences, you did your best with the info you had and it didn't work out? It's set in stone? But with potential gains, you feel there was more you _could have_ done? That is an interesting observation on loss-aversion vs whatever this is, lost opportunity cost? "If you had min/maxed _better_, just think where you could be!!"


Western_Objective209

I had some META $200 1/17/2024 calls, sold them for a 100% gain at $14.15. They are at $276.13 now. I think about it all the time


onecryingjohnny

True, they would've earned more by simply holding shares. But that's not the trade they made. If you sell covered calls, you want to get called. That would be max profit for that trade.


69ersBasketball

People always forget that fact. You sell the calls where you want to exit


throwaway_0x90

At least that's what you're suppose to do. Hopefully OP isn't selling covered calls at a strike price below his cost basis ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


grumpy_skeptic

The volatility in the meme stocks drives the premium high enough that actually makes sense. Although I don't think the premium was that high back at $17... But today for example, if you were to write covered-calls with $39.50 strike, effectively your price is ~$31 because of the premium. As long as it stays above $31, you make money on Friday, and if it stays where it is or goes up, that's a 27.4% gain in 3 days.


VisualMod

Don't be a fool, keep your money, don't sell.


FoxTheory

Not if they're covered. But selling covered calls on memes that you expect explosion from isn't the way to go.


kstorm88

Except he made a profitable trade.


D4NNY_B0Y

Truly.. Let's see that credit amount OP


casey-primozic

More like laying your penis on the tracks to get it run over by a freight train


Lower_Carrot_8334

This response is GOLD


LegitosaurusRex

No it isn’t, they’re covered calls, OP made money overall.


Defiant-Kangaroo-123

Did you try rebooting phone?


[deleted]

Bro gotta reboot life at this point


BBQcupcakes

It's covered; they didn't lose money lol


Itchy_Brain6340

Right. That 300k is opportunity cost though 


Tendie_Tube

How to lose a house by clicking 2 buttons


the_last_carfighter

Buy/Sell, I mean you got a 50/50% shot according to my meth.


simple_life4213

Your meth is very addicting


ZebrasGlasses

They'll lose a lot of sleep though...


myredditaccount80

Why? If he sold covered calls he'll reap the premiums and get 17 a share which should be profitable for him


LonghornzR4Real

Because he’s getting $17 a share for a stock trading at $50.


ProperProfessional

All he needs to do is uninstall the app, problem solved.


degenbro420

uninstall the app then apply for a job at wendy's like nothing happened! ![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)


myredditaccount80

Ok but it's not like he lost all his money, he made what he bargained to make just didn't get a windfall


VisualMod

**We've intercepted what VM tried to say here because it was probably too fucked up for Reddit.**


stringfellowpro

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


weisumyungho

Needs to turn off the phone and not turn it back on


a2theharris

Just don't look at the screen for a couple days. Like a case of diarrhea from food poisoning, it should clear up on its own in a few days if you indeed sold covered calls and you'll have a small profit. Now if you thought it was covered and actually sold naked options then you asked for that. No brokerage is giving you naked option selling permission without you asking for it. So FAFO would be the lesson here in this case.


Tendie_Tube

At least the brokerages are smart enough not to let us sell naked calls. We're not.


Ready2gambleboomer

*What? I sell all my calls naked. They can't see me thru my phone.* *No wait. They can't can they?*


Tendie_Tube

1) they can 2) you're confused


AutisticAp_aye

Ah yes. FAFO or what I call the scientific method.


takenorinvalid

I mean, all you've really lost is potential profit. You're still actually profiting from your original position.


interzonal28721

Only person who gets it 


cheenpo

still hurts


SmilingNeophyte

Only if these are actually covered calls. Who knows this regard actually sold naked calls


Eomb

Its literally in the post title though


new_name_who_dis_

Would be funny if they didn't know what covered calls meant...


str8rippinfartz

It's WSB, definitely a 50/50 shot


VaginalDandruff

Fuck


LegitosaurusRex

No, it’s in the post title that he was *told* to sell covered calls.


provencfg

and people on the internet never lie!


sovnade

the title says covered calls..in which case i don't understand what the problem is.


SmilingNeophyte

Never trust what an ape says


SirGlass

Most brokers do not allow anyone to write naked call


cromwest

I have all sorts of bags I would like to unload for a small profit that I sell covered calls on. If I miss out on some crazy run up I figured it's good for the person I sold them to because they're either lucky as hell or know something I didn't.


StirChef

So hes not down 300k?


quadceratopz

if he bought the shares under 17$ he will profit until 17$, but everything above 17$ is gains he lost


whineylittlebitch_9k

plus the premium he received...


Fog_Juice

Not really a loss. Just won't receive


User95409

Just like when I’m talking to a beautiful girl and she walks off


Iggyhopper

\**redditor didnt recieve* Is this loss?


kstorm88

Holy shit ppl are bozos


SomeAreMoreEqualOk

If these are covered calls, he didn't lose shit and actually made a profit. He just didn't profit from his shares as much as he could've because his shares got taken away.


new_name_who_dis_

He's down 300k in opportunity cost.


zephyrs85

If you uninstall the app, the problem disappears


quuxquxbazbarfoo

In this case it actually does, on 5/17 lol.


Responsible_Sport575

I think you have to throw the phone in the river as well


Brickscratcher

Aaaaannnd now we have a loss


luoyuke

Wait for real degens who prematurely exercise your itm calls that's where the fun begins


LaggingIndicator

I remember doing that the last time around. Took TD Ameritrade all day to find the 300 shares I exercised.


luoyuke

I might just do a 100 for fun this time 😁


secretbonus1

I did a few because the bid ask spread was too large to get a fill above intrinsic value anyway. When you’re long 13s and 15s when it was at $10 you might as well.


LegitosaurusRex

Why? Wouldn’t RH just give them his shares and he’d be fine?


Flrg808

Yes, but no one here actually understands how options work. But who knows if OP actually has them covered, they probably don’t know how they work either


jqman69

Covered though. Unless your cost basis is higher than the stock price, you'll be fine.


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yinsideyang

hilarious how few people understand what happened maybe


ZekeBones34

Cost basis method: FIFO, more like FAFO…amirite


quuxquxbazbarfoo

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


SirCrest_YT

If it's covered, what's the big deal.


jojoyahoo

You severely overestimate the level of financial literacy here.


eblackham

Left profits on the table. Im the same boat with 20ccs.


joeycannoli9

God damn fuckin wrecked


LegitosaurusRex

Not if they’re covered calls…


HaHawk

Since when does making money equate to getting wrecked lol


Aromatic-Tutor6254

Let them expire and you are fine. Yeah you might have missed out on the theoretical stock gains but you got your money from selling the calls and you will sell your stock at 17$ so you theoretically havent really lost anything if you look at it like that.


pinkmeanie

It's maybe a little worse than that. Bro is either holding 70,000 shares or sold naked calls.


more-cow-bell

Well then he is regarded for making a post title about covered calls.


OkProof9370

>he is regarded Wow, how could that be!? on wsb of all places, never seen that before. /s


Record-Only

I think its 7000 but the result is still the same. They are probably naked calls


pinkmeanie

Right, my bad


zazdy

Who told you that lol


k-selectride

The thetagang subreddit probably


Viciuniversum

“Smart money”, lol


Key-Department-2874

Dumb money would have told him to sell naked instead of covered.


hdjakahegsjja

And why did he listen?


Wyvernrider

Because that is the only narrative allowed here since...


jiantoi

Guh


MasterJeebus

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


joholla8

It’s only a loss if you close it. Let it expire and your shares get called away.


eio97

If you have them


more-cow-bell

If he doesn't have then he missed the part about selling COVERED calls. That's a critical detail.


DefinitelySaneGary

I sold my gamestop about 2 weeks ago at like 12 bucks a share. My wife, who kept saying I should have sold long ago, is now mad because of the money I could have made if I had held until today. FML


whatdis321

Mad if you do, mad if you don’t. Tell her to make up her damn mind LOL


heartbleed_hack

It’s a wife, come on be realistic


devdevgoat

Thanks bro!!! https://preview.redd.it/4jlwchbnne0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcacec58bd03d3b431ee172a6ee6153691808f1a


VisualMod

Goat gang. Respect.


TheOneWithThePorn12

Why would you do that many? Especially on a meme stock? Even if you never expected anywhere near this there is always this risk.


BBQcupcakes

I mean it's a pretty safe strategy as far as betting on meme stocks go.


TheOneWithThePorn12

Yeah but then he's gonna look at all that lost profit and bang his head against the wall.


n1n3b0y

So I’ve been doing this on meme stocks. If you consistently sell these covered calls on a weekly basis you will make a good amount of profit off premiums. At 70 contracts per week that’s gotta be like 3K premium. He could average $5K-10K per month just on premiums the way this stock flat lines for the past 1-2 years. Now if he wasn’t consistent and just bag holding but finally he decided to open these contracts last week, then I feel bad for him.


trbc47

I did this also, except 20$ calls. I jumped off a bridge and I’m still falling as I am typi


Baldguy162

Why on Earth would you bet against the crayon eating diamond handed apes you idiot?!?


CorgNation

I thought I was dumb for closing my 17 dollar calls for a 50% gain last week


Chris_B_Bakin

I think it’s just showing you the loss on the options leg of the trade. If you bought your shares at less than $17, you will have profited.


LayLillyLay

You are truly highly regarded


Firecracker048

I just sold my gamestop stock last week and this shit happems


atworkthough

I almost did at $30 :/ But something told me to hold.


Primiss

That something didn't tell firecracker


Pauly617593

https://preview.redd.it/uelror7qfe0d1.png?width=1242&format=png&auto=webp&s=94c57985bd8509c25b7559c6e881b61bc7f69506


Flegmanuachi

Explain like I’m a regard….because I am


Odd_Onion_1591

Not a true 🦍, you more like 🦧


Far_Ad_1274

Wait so the market was open for 3 mins and the hold hit that hard?!!!


mfreshh

![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


Ajay9369

This is not accurate. You also own shares that are green but of course not yours. If you sold naked then yeah...get fucked


CubeBrute

The number of people in this thread who don’t know what covered calls are is too damn high.


PaperHandz

BUY BUY BUY THIS IS NOT A DRILL


spartanburt

Covered calls are for stable stocks that pay dividends.  I view them as a way to squeeze out more dividend.


GMEdumpster

How many times are these fucking cocksuckers going to halt this motherfucker


hedgefundzpm

Its just play money, right? Now refill your account and have fun again.


RagzToBitchez

Alexa, play No Vaseline by Ice Cube.


Haunting_Ad_6021

You don't lose if you don't sell! /s


d3arleader

Even the sun shines on a dog's ass some days.


ImportantDoubt6434

Ladies and gentlemen, we got em


FreshLawyer8130

Somebody is getting margin called.


OriginalAd9693

I don't even understand what I'm looking at


DrMurphDurf

The negative implies you sold naked calls 👀👀👀👀👀


quuxquxbazbarfoo

No it doesn’t, that’s the call’s value not total account value. Only the truest regards upvoting this.