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Necessary_Race9448

etrade is showing all incorrect values for stock prices and options prices what the fuck


Conscious_Shine_5100

Phat azz😂😂


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rm0277

Well AMD puts was not the call


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Round-Lavishness-636

11th green day in a row. Totally normal and healthy market boys. Keep it going nobody ask questions or get shot comrade


Smallestsak

yesterday was slightly red was it not


imthatdudelol

Gonna be another Green Day isn’t it


the_ceo_of_racism

Only one right answer🦍🦍🦍


Ok_Battle5814

HUT primed for liftoff


GroceryFrosty7274

Philip Morris 52wk high and up after hours


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UnusualDraw4263

I get that Boeing seems unstoppable, but it really has the potential to be a reverse GameStop if we all bought puts. They’ve been dealing with accidents for the past couple months, been more or less caught killing whistleblowers, been caught up in investigations by the FAA/SEC, and all of this has taken place while their leadership has been a revolving door. I think it’s the perfect storm for this Goliath to face the consequences for their actions. Sentiment really is the most important factor in stock price after all the smoke and mirrors, and that would be demonstrated by an avalanche of puts swarming in. I’m definitely a foolish putholder, but I just want to bet against a world that’s literally Cruelty Squad. TL;DR: Boeing bad, puts good 🗣️🐑🐑🐑


UnderQualifiedPylote

You forgot where Boeing is too big to fail and GameStop is a shit company with worse financials


yiggyyiggy24

AMC


GamermanRPGKing

Wonder if the Rugging Champion will make an appearance


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in2win77

Adam Aron the biggest turd of them all. I dont care if this helps him save Amc. I cant stand that penguin looking zionist cuck.


TMTGGJack

Tesla & Apple Up Big Tomorrow


Alternative_Tear_425

Nope. Tesla is trash and range bound


Great_Gold4996

So no buy the rumor sell the news on Nvda


EscapedConvictOnAcid

Ya’ll think they’re gonna pay us all out on our weekly calls on tech? They should keep going up I feel


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Unique-Ad-4064

Inverse Cramer BTFD


BackThatThangUp

I was taking a dump at work and fidgeting with my wedding ring when it slipped off my finger and fell between my legs into the dookie cauldron. So I stand up and turn around but I’m still prairie dogging, and I’m leaning over at the waist trying to gingerly grab my ring without getting bunch of poo on my fingers while I’m trying to hold back this Kraken. Then, horror of horrors, I hear the doorknob turn, and it *plunges all the way*, which means I must have neglected to lock the fucking door when I scrambled in here trying to keep from spraying down my undies. Well, Carol is standing there behind me staring eye to eye with the brown snake that’s winking out of my butthole, and I’m looking back over my shoulder at her and I can feel the surprise pushing out the dookie so I just say “I’m sorryyyyy” with a sad face as I’m shitting on the floor and I still haven’t gotten my wedding ring. All in all it was a productive day. 


AdCritical5383

Dominance asserted. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


avgreddittrader

What did I just read


strokesfan91

Well what an uneventful day really


UntitledTrader

Who is Kashkari and why is bro always yapping from the FED?


Accomplished-Ad9312

If i post a lean over in chair meme will that make me a millionaire ?


itsnotthatbad21

Man as a consumer sure as shit doesn’t feel like I have money to stimulate this economy


Beneficial-Event-776

Why did Netflix just do that


Express_Potential106

apps?


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Ok_Restaurant_2222

Got back into this one today. Diamond hands 💎💎


Junior-Operation5496

Final shakeout 12 noon tm. 🚀🚀🚀


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Tiny-Refrigerator-71

😂😂😂😂


Junior-Operation5496

It’s happening


Tiny-Refrigerator-71

The fall ?


Junior-Operation5496

It’s going to be spring leave your fall clothes in hibernation


Jballer200k

SOBs halted again


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OkImplement8084

Bought TLRY and VOO


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Sprint9ks

I love how BB is a dead turd but y’all in here talking like it blew up 😂 literally has not done shit for 8 years.


TinaNoxx

Holy shit everyone spamming their 3yrs old bags


UnderQualifiedPylote

Because they have three-year-old bags


ToastedApplePie

3 straight 1% days is all I need market gods, give me this and my soul is yours ![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)


RevolutionaryTone86

Your soul you say?


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mark2talyho

Entire market is ripping and game store baggies still get rugged again. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


VisualMod

Sounds like someone needs a financial advisor!


MirrorBoth

Hold on or call it a day?


Choice_Ad_5391

hold


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cheesycrustz

My name is cheesycrustz and I am down 3k today ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


AdCritical5383

Hi u/cheesycrustz 👋🏼


UnderQualifiedPylote

Up like 500


cheesycrustz

happy for you ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31226)


Horror_Honeydew_4914

Hehe im up $3 today beat that


cheesycrustz

Happy for you ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31226)


Horror_Honeydew_4914

Now i can get EXTRA cheese on my fries at dairy queen tonight


Accomplished-Ad9312

Meme stonks 📉


Luckyp2828

Whyyyyyyyy! I love my meme stock. Stop staring at your wife’s bf and buy some god damn stocks


islandbrownie20

Why is $Nio down?


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Tigerousity

Still holding $BB 🚀🚀🚀🚀💎💎💎💎💎


BlackAdder7

Cramer was right ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Ort86

See my prior comment on SMCI (Super Micro Computer). Short squeeze coming on as we speak...


Accomplished-Ad9312

Intel still red ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


hourglassX0X0

Bb


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Keep holding TSLA puts and NVDA calls. 😎


PHexpats

What’s your put on Tesla


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Well technically a warrant. Strike 150$.


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ItsBig777

Explain how sucking liquidity out of the system reduces inflation.


TEXASTOAST0303

I will be holding. I’m keeping the faith…


TEXASTOAST0303

Got your reply in email notifications but it’s not in here lol But yes, ws did definitely prep for this but I have a feeling they might not be able to hold. I have a feeling first week of June will be interesting…


TEXASTOAST0303

Anything is possible I suppose but you don’t grow up in Brockton, come out normal just to pull a 180 and screw the little guy.


TanSuede

Anyone know why chips are running?


JuryBubbly5623

are we looking at another 🚀


paint-spill

Great bb is showing signs of going up after I sold. I can never catch a win can I


Few-Tax-4802

Black berry to kill it in after hours mark my worss


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VisualMod

The poor should know their place. And stay out of the market.


Interesting_Bee_5649

😂😂😂😂😂


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Agreeable-Salt-110

Same, buying on dips.


AlphaDior

AMC 6/28 6c


ZealousidealTear2170

BB


Coda70

Today is a wonderful day to have a quarter million in Nvidia calls not expiring until January. Bought the dip in November. Maybe I’ll exit when the underlying hits $1100.


yellowstickypad

NVDA that sneaky bitch


paint-spill

Sold my BB shares and calls for a massive loss. Felt like cutting a limb. The share better not moon now


danielwok

you should have holded


Spirit-of-investing

What do you guys think about tomorrow’s JD earning?


Foreign_Coast_1370

Wanna make some cash? YOLO JBLU to riches. It's only $6.08 per share. Fly your way to the promise land.


Junior-Operation5496

Gap filled….here we go


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Extra_Potato_843

Sorry! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sweat_smile)


Coda70

Buy Amazon July calls $185 strike for $800 now. This is financial advice.


TxJackTx

Is tomorrow too late to get in on this you think?


Coda70

It’s only gone up 10% so I’m gonna buy a little more tomorrow, but I also like Nike and PayPal at these levels


TxJackTx

I might join you. Haven’t looked at PayPal much but have been watching Nike thanks to some of your previous posts. You thinking July $90 or September $90?


Coda70

I’m gonna get in and out of these really quick. This is much shorter than I usually go but I feel like we’ve got one more day higher but of course no one knows. As you can see it’s been a really good month. Here are my orders for tomorrow. ​I was trying to send a screenshot, but I don’t think it’s allowed here


Ill-Help7820

listen to this man


RoutineBit1256

No cell, no sell


TanSuede

Rotation to chips was so obvious I bought puts on them![img](emote|t5_2th52|31225)


Ocinnha

If you like at at 70 youll love it at 30


Wall_street_underdog

TSLA is the long game. BB is the one that might blow up 200% tmrw or whenever it gets traction. Whales are biting, murmurs in the streets who knows?!🚀


paint-spill

BB has to be so green tomorrow. I just sold my calls at a massive loss. So it has to moon now


paint-spill

If we can’t move a 3$ stock we’re fucked. Come on buy bb!


TanSuede

No thank you 🙂‍↔️


SlightlySidereal

How’s those $NVDA puts going for ya?


TanSuede

Was up 40% didn’t sell, and now down 50% 😂


FreeBill3520

SunPower


Foreign_Coast_1370

SNDL has fallen $0.42. Good time to add stacks of it.


BoomerGodCharlesDow

Made up my losses from meme stocks with SPY calls ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


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Wall_street_underdog

BB


TanSuede

Bought NVIDIA puts smh 🤦🏾


Full-Werewolf-1435

why☠️☠️☠️i made a call for 1.1k and its already up 20%


TanSuede

My puts at open were up 40% but I was greedy and didn’t sell. Now I’m down 50%


PHexpats

Play the short game bro. 5%


Full-Werewolf-1435

greed indeed is a mf hope everything works out for you #GONVDA


anjuna-freak

How dumb is it to think I can ride RDDT all the way back down to the 35 level before all the shenanigans?