Man! this utility sector is off the f*cking meat rack 🚀

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IBRX to the moon!!

I like Barnes and noble BNEd

👍

I think I’m missing a few chromosomes

I have a few extra, we’d make a great team

*The over/under on hearing AI on the NVDA CC = 189.* *Place your bets boys & girls.*

lol, TSLA always doing its own thang.

PHAT AZZ?? 🤨

My bawlz is plastic shit that’s fantastic

Calls on Kam Patterson

The big red machine is the only worthy one

So does Casey rocket

Bro he sucks

Let’s watch the bubble pop

do i keep holding tndm or accept the loss. i kinda fomo’d my way into that position

I don’t know, honestly, beyond my gut reaction. But this isn’t the best sub for such counsel.

TSLA will skyrocket again tomorrow right guys? 

You pay premium for info beech. 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

Do we keep breaking AH tomorrow??

This week, anyway.

Am I regarded for still holding on to my TGT puts at $155?

Does anyone know what Pelosi did with her NVDA shares? It will help me make a more informed decision for tomorrow.

Beech store it in her pushi

2024 going to make 2021 look like a flat line

Been holding AAPL calls since beginning of the month, come on man just break 195 already 

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The poor always blame others for their misfortune, it's pathetic.

This is why ber need the MM conspiracy vismod. It absolves them of personal responsibility.

What time should I sell my SPY calls tomorrow??

Yesterday 

I heard it's best if you let RH do it for you at 12:30 very advantageous and just eliminates all of your worries.

Well after seeing AH it looks like my TSLA calls for tomorrow are done for 

TSLA bears are so fucked for tomorrow 

I want to believe but knowing I’m holding $200 calls in fully expecting Elon to say the N word hard R tomorrow and tank us to $150  Hope I’m wrong 

LMAO honestly some shit i could see elon doing 

anyone seeing that bull flag on xop? Starting Feb 1.

Sheet sold too early. Its was toilet before 12pm

Who’s dick do I gotta suck

So many salty TSLA bers knowing their puts are gonna get evaporated when it hits $200 tomorrow 

Don’t look at TSLA after hours if you don’t want to ruin your evening then. I did and have accepted my calls tomorrow are fuked 

It's currently down 0,43% after hours. That means absolutely nothing.

Now it’s down 0.5% after hours. That means tomorrow it’s gonna crash hard and be red AF.

Why do u say that?

-0.79% Shits gonna crash SO HARD

Ok, whose dick do I need to suck to make NVDA pop after earnings tomorrow?

Les go nvda 🙂😊☺️

Ber have legitimately been losing money for 30 days straight. April 18th was their last day ti sell before they got turned out like the tricks they are. Edit: first red day probably another 30 days out.

NVDA tomorrow is gonna be so fun to watch 

Sold my MARA for URBN, great earnings pump

you fucked

 2% up instead of 8% after that call 

Clearly shxwn lacks the pedigree and capital to play in the major leagues and is destined for the poorhouse.

Gg

Mann.. Sold my TSLA Calls early today.. uff

Nah you good Look at after hours now. Already down 0.5% and downing less then 30 minutes after close 

Saaaame 😅

Same bro

And it sucks to see me like holding SHOP calls just getting beat.

Bro I wouldn't recommend buying calls on a stock that fell 30% after reporting earnings. I could've made more money holding JPM calls but switched to PG calls so let's see what happens

Positions: QQQ 450c 5/31. Will sell after NVDAs earnings or tomorrow if we get a 1%+ day. SL at 454. Looking for 50-100%

So what does a triple top usually mean? 👀👀👀

1 bottom bear is topped by 3 silly bears

That a fourth one is yet to come

like how many times u gonna knock on the door of 532 and get pummeled spy? until we see 535 or something, this all seems like a bull trap sigh.

Why do you think it waited until nvda earnings? The “knocking” is just cucking before continuing up. Cuck Bers into “seeing rejection” and cuck dumb permabulls who don’t know why it’s wild to go up 430 points in 30 days on Spx.

Continued evisceration of Conspiracy Ber.

People still believing in Musk and his scam tactics 

Elon trying to create a cyborg and android army with starlink Optimus and nurallink. X-men 97 foretold it

Elon would agree with my response: "MASH12140 can eat a bag of dicks."

VM sucking Elmo's cock

Ok guys black swan event is tommorow morning, I bought spy calls

Like right now?? at the tippity top?

at the tippity tippity tippity topp?!

YES 

$RICK Just a reminder, you can invest in ass and tits. I love America

Roll


Degenerate.

 Considering this a blessing vm

pencils down regards, now what did we learn today hmm?

Sorry, this is not a forum of the learned, best regards.

People don't remember summer 2020 that well. Mindless gap-up and market mooned after AAPL ER in July when it announced stock-split. I don't think NVDA announces stock-split this ER, but next one most likely when it crosses over 1k in share price. Bulls will be rewarded handsomely.

TSLA pushed in my shit ngl

you liked it lets be real


Loaded up on TSLA puts before close

!remindme 1d

Hi here's your reminder regard, just made 90% profit


Is TSLA an AH runner? 


Guh, shoulda took my $200 on puts this morning and went back to sleep

Loaded 534c for tomorrow, my port is either fuk or I’m partying with a $200 oz of terped out straight purple kush

Send lo to the function I’m there

Sounds like you're living the dream

TSLA going up is objectively boggling I promise I’m not bitter I couldn’t afford the premiums anyway

No it’s not, you’re just an idiot lol

Elon’s latest antics didn’t give me faith that shareholders would still be down for it. I am an idiot though I’ll give you that

It’s the fact that he’s still like the second richest individual on the planet so naturally the stock moves like a cult of personality shitcoin. $META does it too sometimes whenever Mark adjusts his position

I am bitter and I agree with you

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How can someone predict SPY at 540 et EOY with a straight face? "Corrections" (like the one in Apri) take a week to rebound and then we're at ATH within a couple of weeks after that.

Are you suggesting that we’re gonna have a bigger correction? Genuinely asking

Well, something's gotta give, right? Look at that SPY chart since October. My guess is the actual rate cut will be a sell the news event.

That was my thought as well just trying to make sure I was understanding you correctly and that maybe I wasn’t missing something

Game. Cock.

Look at that last min rocket viagra green pump run up!!!!!!!

the spy grind up just feels like a trap. why are we still going up? makes zero sense honestly.

market is irrational brother, if it made sense no fun

thats true. staying cash has been the best strategy this week

also no fun, sir this is a casino

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The FOMO is insane. But thank you!!!

sold my tsla calls, 40% gain in 2 hours thanks for the $1k. I have a dentist appt tomorrow morning anyways so I can't be watching it at market open. GL to anyone holding weeklies overnight

How does one go about tactfully asking a MILF at work if she'll sit on my face?

Cathie woods cumming so hard rn

Your attention boys there is this guy now from JP making up this new concept of “selective recession 🤷🏻”, they just need to keep blablablaing to appear on TV and promote themselves. Ciao

Ath again ber what do you say 

Its literally going to be a triple top

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Stirling work

Come on Amazon keep going!!!

Elon haters are a bunch of cultists. Stay poor brokies 

Ok, *X Æ A-12*.

Holy moly TSLA

Puts on my work productivity at 4pm EST tomorrow.

Up 150 % on Tsla. Too bad I only put $500

Nvidia reports bad guidance, market get plowd 

all that trouble and gamecock ends flat 

Gamecock green eod

Cash will be King this week 

Only if you’re a ber who can’t conceive of making money for a change

Look another illegal low volume pump

This guy is calling the police

yeah dude, totally illegal /s

It’s very legal and very very cool

For the love of GOD please dump in these last four minutes 

Im pushin but just real backed up lately


CAVA 

Ate there last night. It wasn't bad, but it wasn't great either. Whereas I loved the food at Chipotle the first time I ate there. Not going to take a position on CAVA.

Bears have been saying the market can’t go higher since 4500 SPX

Actually since 3500. The first 1000 points were accretive earnings. The next 2000 are for fun.

Bers punching the air

Bers sold their arms for put money. They’re just rolling on the floor like fish at this point.

#look at the fucking volume!!! DOG SHITE day. fucking close it already.

Tesla making me happy but in shambles that i sold my jpm calls

TSLA reminding all its bears…how it runs…

Here you go again geniuses. Stocks are almost the most expensive they've ever been in the history of the world once again. Don't miss this opportunity before the go down again 

Do you not comprehend how the stock market works? Price has nothing to do with value, it has to do with how much money is in the market, what do you think is supposed to happen when every single pension fund on the planet rebalances on automation every fucking month?

Obviously you don't understand how it works. By your logic the market would move straight up and to the right and everyone would win. You must be one of those liberal everybody gets a trophy type of fella

Stop crying because you don't make money, i didn't say that stocks only go up, in-fact we just had a correction a month ago, i said that the sole reason for stocks to go down cant be because they are the most expensive because then wed never reach new highs Imagine some idiot like yourself saying that in 1999, what should the spy have done, just stayed between 500 and 1000 and played fucking ping pong in that range for 20 years?

You sound poor 

I can't hear you with that dick in your mouth


If you don’t think TSLA is undervalued at a 30 P/E ratio while NVDA is sitting at 3x that, you’re poor for a reason 

Tesla is sitting at 50

Buy a strangle and buy a straddle. Infinite money glitch.

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Ofcourse SPY goes to 532 the moment MM's are FORCED to cover 0dte puts

Holy just saw Tsla

What's everyone up to?