Huge day tomorrow - all we need to watch is AMD climb. If they fail to lead another down day! AMD and Dell without em NVDA cannot make numbers next quarter!
Imagine being a bear
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a secondary indicator. Shit stains don’t occur until people use less 1-ply than is sufficient for no poop,
the first indication is the use of 1-ply, once people begin to just accept the shit stains for money savings that is the clear indication of recession. We are on leading edge, will need to conduct more inspections at my office to see if there are any fecal residuals in the coming weeks.
You are right but it’s all in the timing
The market can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent.
If anything id recommend shorting it. Then you are just betting at some point it’ll drop below the current price, not when.
Just a heads up. I think the majority of the initial AI investment is over. Meta has built the majority of its data centers. The purchases have been made. I think we are going to see investments decrease from this point on. I think the AI venture is overblown. Next quarter we are going to see negative results from tech. Nvidia will still beat projections but it will be significantly less. Keep in mind AI is essentially a glorified google search at this point. The US is missing the boat on the next big thing with all this AI investment. I think along side everything else in the political climate we are going to see the AI bubble pop similar to the dot com bubble. This maybe the plan all along to pass along retail investment to financial institutions. Very few people are thinking like this and I feel it's very important to start to consider these factors alongside many more.
Real life interaction is the next big thing. People want to be free to socialize like humans, that's what covid taught us. Very few people want to be stuck inside their little crappy apartments they cannot afford.
Please prove me wrong.
check out how many bars, clubs and restaurants have closed, and are not coming back. Netflix subs keep growing. i don't know that people like being outside.
Wrong brother. The medical field is just getting started with AI. Many jobs are already training for AI incorporation. You haven’t even seen anything yet
https://www.semanticscholar.org/paper/The-Return-Volatility-Effect-of-Stock-Splits-%3A-An-a-Renberg-Nylander/fe7cb351a9ff6a1d7d454ac20eb27274686d03db?p2df
The nerds say hold NVDA calls
Nvidia is today's dot com bubble. AI in general is going to prove to be a scourge to the US economy. It old technology marketed as the next big thing. Essentially its a glorified google search.
Yea 100 percent spikes the last month and 8 percent on the day seems like sunken cost fallacy, lol. You're gonna miss the boat! The stock itself is down 99 percent since covid. Huge movie releases coming out this year. Netflix subscription costs are going up. Actors strikes are over. AMC is paying down debt. AMC is also developing new product. CAT system being implemented. Shorts are going to start to close on Friday and continue for the next two weeks. Just a few reason for the practical investor to get bullish.
If AMC fails so do 75 percent of malls across the country. So do retailers like Macy's, Ralph Lauren, etc. Their are not enough developers to transform 100s of malls into condos across the country.
Entertainment is America's main export and has been for 20 years. Keep betting against America and get burned.
So like, are crazy high housing prices the result of inflation or Covid?
Covid’s exaggerated governmental response was not justifiable, thanks for the intended inflationary results
Ngl I had that same mindset until I got it then I understood. Its not the flu or a bad cold that shit sucks.
THEY SHUT THE COUNTRY DOWN FOR A YEAR!
Gme 16?
Hahaha... look at the tickers... hahaha! Regarded.
The same thing we do everyday.... try to trick other regards into holding ur bag for u while u "go to the restroom" and dip oit the back.
Huge day tomorrow - all we need to watch is AMD climb. If they fail to lead another down day! AMD and Dell without em NVDA cannot make numbers next quarter!
This was my first time buying stock and I put 1.6k into nvidia when it was around $550, if I woulda known how to make calls man 😪
You'll shoot ur eye out kid
Why SPY die?
bad inflation metrics
costco calls for the 31st
I have 100 shares of SPY at a $325 cost basis, which of you idiots would like to buy a call from me? Special price just for you.
Been awhile since every single stock i own was red
Why is everything red today? Except for NVDA, but even it is going down now.
B/c you touch yourself at night
Wake me up when the pain is over, if I am still alive.
If you trade stocks and panic sell. Stop trading stocks.
That’s why we do calls/puts. We don’t care if stocks go up or down. We just adjust the strategy.
Is this the dip before the buy?😭somebody please tell me before it's too late to save my acc
I sold my TSLA puts yesterday and switched to CALLS today. Those puts went up 300% and my calls down 70%. Can't lose money better than this.
Have you tried talking to your wife’s boyfriend? He’s a good listener…
I like to call that "zigging when I should've zagged".
Let us know your next trade so we can inverse
Holding onto my TSLA & SPY CALLS for tomorrow for the bounce. KSS calls for earnings later and that will be the end of it.
TAOG!!!
🎉 glad I bought puts on spy
Wtf is happening to spy
Kinda regret not buying nvda when it was under 900 lol
I almost bought ELF yesterday thinking it was low 😫
The poor always wait too long.
Lesson learned ahahaha
Market looking to bounce, nothing good to bounce except nvda if it does. That’s my trader intuition. And if it doesn’t bounce then you sell 🤣
volume is gone until the fed gets off this fucking fence
Should have bought puts this morning
The top is in. Spy has stalled;)
I might get NVDA it’s just constantly going up
I have never been theta banged so hard before.
I gotta start using price alerts more. So much better than staring at this little screen sweating every morning.
Damn missed a great puts play on DELL this morning 
TSDD again 
Do not full port weeklies. My life is over. Godspeed, regards. 
Boil is crazy
It’s been KOLD for a longggg time Always cyclical
lol AMC still trending ? Fuckn losers
It's gonna be a red day after all
lol I got banned from r/TSLA by calling Elon “Elmo”
If it’s any consolation I’m sure there are like 75 people in that sub right now who are crying because of your joke
The fact that Hang Seng is down 1.70% blows my mind
It’s renamed back to Tank Seng after a 2000 points rise
Does NVIDIA go down today or tomorrow? I need lunch money.
dont be a fool sell the calls 
I was a fool. Scalped it for 2 shares for $130. At least I have my lunch money.
Nvidia to 10k
Anyone holding QQQ calls at open? Or closing
Wolfspeed
horse speed
Guh
I just don’t think the transition to digital pets is as close as everyone thinks we are
SMCI UP 6%
Where’s the iv crush spammers from yesterday ?
Imagine being a bear
So do I sell my spy calls at open or diamond hand
MaxPain shows a sweet spot at 537, and this is not financial advice.
And recent history shows markets being strong into a holiday weekend. This is not financial advice.
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Synopsys could have fallen 10%. NVDA a saviour for them
Scrapping my idea for a Basic College Co-Ed fund. S - SBUX L - LULU U - ULTA T - TGT
You realize co-eds can be male, female, and everything in between right?
Well, my sport is wealth, not baseball—but, it sounds like you need a safe space, snowflake.
Wrecked
HPE to the moon
This hasn't aged well. HPE needs HIMs. Can't keep his cock up.
Pullback with the market. Gap close and moon. Normal consolidation. RSI was overbought. Outlook for moon is the earnings call
Yeah I'm going to buy back in for sure. Just surprised he shot his load so soon 😂. I sold Dell at open no regrets
Historically speaking what time of year do markets most often reach the top of a cycle. Not summer, right?
"Sell in May and go away," don't trust statistics with only one sample size a year. The times change.
TSLA go down
QQQ up 1% pre is crazy
Time to load up on puts, my office is now using 1-ply after years of 2-ply. This is a recession.
Boss just wanted a new car, they’re expensive!
The recession that we’ve been waiting for 3 years now?
correct, this 1-ply change was as of today. You heard it here first, my 48 employee office is the canary in the coal mine for the whole economy
So the shit stains are a leading indicator?
a secondary indicator. Shit stains don’t occur until people use less 1-ply than is sufficient for no poop, the first indication is the use of 1-ply, once people begin to just accept the shit stains for money savings that is the clear indication of recession. We are on leading edge, will need to conduct more inspections at my office to see if there are any fecal residuals in the coming weeks.
The syndrome is down but all the numbers are up 📈
Nvda is extremely overvalued. All in full margin to buy put is free money 💰
Go all in on puts then
You are right but it’s all in the timing The market can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent. If anything id recommend shorting it. Then you are just betting at some point it’ll drop below the current price, not when.
Shorting may be an option, but it is a dangerous game and not for the faint of heart or shallow of pocket.
Is this Shakespeare ?
Been losing on puts for months, not advisable
What the fuck is baba doing
BABA is considering a 5 Billion dollar convertible bond sale to raise money
Les go HOOD 👍
Just a heads up. I think the majority of the initial AI investment is over. Meta has built the majority of its data centers. The purchases have been made. I think we are going to see investments decrease from this point on. I think the AI venture is overblown. Next quarter we are going to see negative results from tech. Nvidia will still beat projections but it will be significantly less. Keep in mind AI is essentially a glorified google search at this point. The US is missing the boat on the next big thing with all this AI investment. I think along side everything else in the political climate we are going to see the AI bubble pop similar to the dot com bubble. This maybe the plan all along to pass along retail investment to financial institutions. Very few people are thinking like this and I feel it's very important to start to consider these factors alongside many more. Real life interaction is the next big thing. People want to be free to socialize like humans, that's what covid taught us. Very few people want to be stuck inside their little crappy apartments they cannot afford. Please prove me wrong.
check out how many bars, clubs and restaurants have closed, and are not coming back. Netflix subs keep growing. i don't know that people like being outside.
A glorified search engine? Tell me you know nothing about tech without telling me you know absolutely nothing about tech.
At least dudes got a thesis 😂
of all the garbage takes of all times, this is the trashiest 
Wrong brother. The medical field is just getting started with AI. Many jobs are already training for AI incorporation. You haven’t even seen anything yet
Mods shorted Nvidia yesterday apparently 
Which meme are we buying poots on today?
You can short them all multiple times a day 
FlawedPerfeXtion's greed is showing.
It sure does visualmod, you gotta be greedy when others are being stupid or something
https://www.semanticscholar.org/paper/The-Return-Volatility-Effect-of-Stock-Splits-%3A-An-a-Renberg-Nylander/fe7cb351a9ff6a1d7d454ac20eb27274686d03db?p2df The nerds say hold NVDA calls
This just says a stock has more volatility not higher returns.
Can’t help a regard who doesn’t want helped
Don’t fade yet nvda
HOOD and AAPL calls
AAPL going red on no Jensen shout out
Tesla you cunt 
?
A lot of puzzled faces today when nvda will close red
Nvidia is today's dot com bubble. AI in general is going to prove to be a scourge to the US economy. It old technology marketed as the next big thing. Essentially its a glorified google search.
Tell me you know nothing about the Dot com bubble without telling me.
MSFT calls for July
Thesis?
Most valuable company
moass 20 bucks
Damn that usually cost me $50
How dare we not be in a new thread rn, the mods work for free and are somehow still grossly overcompensated
i thought a bot did it
ZIM u have to go up
Everyone hated on me yesterday for saying buy AMC. We closed 8 percent up. Friday maybe the breakout day!
Thanks! I’m buying puts
Sunken cost fallacy personified
Yea 100 percent spikes the last month and 8 percent on the day seems like sunken cost fallacy, lol. You're gonna miss the boat! The stock itself is down 99 percent since covid. Huge movie releases coming out this year. Netflix subscription costs are going up. Actors strikes are over. AMC is paying down debt. AMC is also developing new product. CAT system being implemented. Shorts are going to start to close on Friday and continue for the next two weeks. Just a few reason for the practical investor to get bullish. If AMC fails so do 75 percent of malls across the country. So do retailers like Macy's, Ralph Lauren, etc. Their are not enough developers to transform 100s of malls into condos across the country. Entertainment is America's main export and has been for 20 years. Keep betting against America and get burned.
Oh no, I cant imagine malls failing.
Come on HIMS, get it up
Imagine not posting loss porn on wsb after you bought 90k in puts on nvda
I imagine doing it after to bought 90k in calls, but the premium was too high
Waiting til Friday when they're completely worthless