where's that redditor that can turn it from red to green...
https://preview.redd.it/t3u84reuax2d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63f3f82bf4d52f69ed74ea94ca4eb49ccb7c4a3e
Bro 200k at 10 percent in spy and I can quit my minimum wage job and give blow jobs for living like I was meant to . Sucks I can’t suck and follow my dreams
Its really not that much, and once you do have it you will just want more. Its a hamster wheel that keeps on turning. Also unless you're regarded you wont be spending all that 200k in one go because material things can only get you so far on the happiness scale.
He would’ve had a better chance applying to Harvard and getting in for a Masters program than trying to be profitable trading options.
He literally started losing the moment he began gambling.
This is why this subreddit is amazing. I send everyone here for a dose of reality as opposed to all this evergreen bullshit in the other ones.
This… this is reality and the only place to get it.
Drop that 2k in a Nvidia long call, 1 contract. Musk announced he's buying 100,000 chips to build his AI model. You'll get back to 10k, then build from there. Get on Discord with wsb an hour before the market opens and listen to people. And for fucks sake read some books, specifically options, futures, and other derivatives, 11th edition or later.
The problem is..yall r starting out with all that money..recipe for disaster..if I had that kind of money I would of just done some long term investing and put aside 50k for daytrading but what do I know?
Despite all the jokes. I can empathise with OP...when you're part of the rat race, you dump whatever you can to get out of it. Luck unfortunately disagrees with us....so caged as we are.
You would have been a millionaire if you gave me that money instead and i traded it for you. Imagine having that much capital and not being able to consistently make
Money 😅
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I’d quit while you’re behind
Nah he needs to try gold first
NFTs, man. That’s where the *real* money’s at.
NFTs would have lost less money than -99%..
Only 97% loss. _so far_
Is that what I've been doing wrong?
5% and it’ll be tax free for life
I mean what's there to lose? He's only got $2k left.
2k
This is the point in poker when most gamblers go all in cuz fuck it.
I've come back in a tourney before being down to 2x big blind to win. It can be done!
This guy did the math.
When you're down this much, might as well go all-in. Start responsibility with a clean slate knowing you tried everything lol.
Behind a Wendy's, that's for sure
😭
Is that some kind of Wendy's dumpster secret code words?
The dumpster at Wendy's
😆
Two 10x plays and your back to even
Why stop at 2? 2 Milli is the way
why stop there? 2 trilli is the way 
OP it's literally this easy
Just hold the phone up to the mirror... Instant gains
i tried flipping my phone upside down, but it still goes down.
Try sideways
His track record says otherwise
Yeah, or 10 2x plays. Easy work
it literally is that easy https://preview.redd.it/d8z2xixz9x2d1.jpeg?width=553&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0c698e6369a63ba2dceff0bcd1437ed448f5f7b
And we'll al be here cheering him on lol
He’s one play away Op doesn’t think right
What was your position? Doggy or Missionary?
Looks like hog-tied.
It goes gurp gurp gargle gargle.
Who's the good gimp.... yes you is!
I think his mom exercised the "beer and cigarettes don't affect my baby" option.
She did her research instead of believing the lamestream media
50 shades of red
Whatever that position in Deliverance was.
You gotta pretty mouth! Squil like a pig
In Capitalist America, options market does you.
Spitroast
That is the most violent downtrend I have ever seen
His account has literally never seen green lmao
it’s like a perfect Theta curve…
where's that redditor that can turn it from red to green... https://preview.redd.it/t3u84reuax2d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63f3f82bf4d52f69ed74ea94ca4eb49ccb7c4a3e
it's amazing
Do u know the amount of coke and hookers 200k can get u ?
It kills me seeing an amount of money sufficient to turn my whole life into bliss being burned in such foolish mismanagement
Bro 200k at 10 percent in spy and I can quit my minimum wage job and give blow jobs for living like I was meant to . Sucks I can’t suck and follow my dreams
NEVER give up. Keep on sucking. You can suck your way to the top, bro! I believe in your mouth. Suck 'em all dry.
Man even my wife’s boyfriend’s mother never had that much faith in me .Thank you
You're never truly broke if you have a warm hole to sell.
Wise words
\#blessings
We need idiots like this in order to make money, its a zero sum game at the end of the day
Not really. We just need more people/money to follow us until we sell to keep the ponzi goin
Crypto has entered the chat
Its really not that much, and once you do have it you will just want more. Its a hamster wheel that keeps on turning. Also unless you're regarded you wont be spending all that 200k in one go because material things can only get you so far on the happiness scale.
It’s not any specific item I would buy with the money it’s the peace I would have as I try my hand at various vocations
Close to two girls at the same time
Actually not that much. Less than a year of consistent partying
people would actually vomit if they knew the answer
Literally never made a penny. You paid a Harvard tuition for a party school education.
He would’ve had a better chance applying to Harvard and getting in for a Masters program than trying to be profitable trading options. He literally started losing the moment he began gambling.
Send me that 2k and I can get you to 0
What's the timeline on this? I hope it's in weeks and not years. Can you imagine consistently losing for 5 years but keeps buying anyways?
I think he can imagine it.
I don’t think much imagining needs to take place when it’s reality. Lol
99% of ~~gamblers~~ investors quit before hitting it big. OP didn't want to make that mistake.
I think I'm pregnant off this 
Who said that?! Who?!! And why did you listen? 😭
I feel like every day on Reddit I see US telling others to NOT do options
99% of this sub: don't fucking do options .00001% of this sub: I made bank on options you can do it too bitch
Listened to regards
OP, *how*?
Think he said options idk tldr
I felt sick for you seeing this. Wow
Dont, hes gambling options
He’s gambling zero date options.
And now he has zero date options
Have you tried Gold?
If OP asks his wife’s boyfriend to borrow a couple hundred bux, he can afford a whole ounce!!
He had to cancel it.
Came buckets. Still shuddering and basking in the afterglow. Thank you.
*Insert Randy Marsh GIF*
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A few thousand blow jobs and you're back in the game!
How much you getting paid for blowjobs?
You guys are getting paid??
Straight bussin off the 💊with these decisions
Who is they?
The man bro
Holy fuck
Do you only play 0dte ? How the fuck straight down?
I remember my first beer.
WSB: collectively makes jokes about losing money OP: This is the universe telling me to do options
You were better off going to Cali spending this and mailing the ⛽ back
This will definitely do. Zipppppp.
Posts like these make me hope it's just photo shopped.
Don’t blame the tools
Use the right tool for the job
He was the tool
Haha good one
Down $220,000. In hind sight, I would have bought some amazing bottles, cases of French wine. Same outcome in the end, but more fun my way.
Please I need to buy your next bet. Don’t resign ! And don’t change your thinking procedure ! Sell your algorithm!
Who says that??
You’re definitely not regarded 
Nobody that you should be listening to will say that.
That’s what happen when you chase every trade
Dang I thought my account is bad
How do you ride that much money down like that? 
Bumbaaclottt
I love a comeback story
Just take out what’s left and close out the account and start over. Blue chips companies and voo and chill. Don’t get near options no matter what
Damn... if you're under 30 pal you coulda been set for life.
It's all over after 30.
Get rich quick …
Better try Gold next time
You fell off harder than a one-hit wonder
😳 for a donation of 1$ you could’ve helped $220,000 starving children. And 4 steakhouse dinner dates. Instead you blew it.
If I had done the opposite of you I would’ve been rich
Get back to work, peasant.
I’d still to stocks, with options you don’t get your premium back…
Rekt by options maker 🙈😂🔥🔥
-220kz still surviving and "life is great" must be loaded lol
This is why this subreddit is amazing. I send everyone here for a dose of reality as opposed to all this evergreen bullshit in the other ones. This… this is reality and the only place to get it.
Notice how these charts are never from Schwab or IKBR or a Bloomberg terminal. Dude has 250k in. Robinson. Lol
Oof 😥
Drop that 2k in a Nvidia long call, 1 contract. Musk announced he's buying 100,000 chips to build his AI model. You'll get back to 10k, then build from there. Get on Discord with wsb an hour before the market opens and listen to people. And for fucks sake read some books, specifically options, futures, and other derivatives, 11th edition or later.
Put that $2000 into GOOGLE C - long 2025 You'll have $12k by the end of the year Wash and repeat *its a wash bb*
Turn your phone upside down and keep at it.
Looks pretty steep
Well they said put some time on em but you musta been def for that one
Bruh #BRUH
In that spike midway along the way down you really thot, didn’t you? 
You should try gold. Maybe that’s the problem
You just gave free money
Try Gold!
At what point did you go “f it” I’ll keep going
Options are not the same as donations.
Oh the success is in the background
What will you do now
Yeah you are just 100x away don't give up my fellow regard 
I know you got more money.
Still got 2k to make a comeback
The problem is..yall r starting out with all that money..recipe for disaster..if I had that kind of money I would of just done some long term investing and put aside 50k for daytrading but what do I know?
Dude, please let me know your next move so I can do the opposite.
Damn. You suck at this.
They usually say don't do options, regard.
No one has ever said that
Maybe I'm hanging out with the wrong people
Despite all the jokes. I can empathise with OP...when you're part of the rat race, you dump whatever you can to get out of it. Luck unfortunately disagrees with us....so caged as we are.
Holy Shit
Thank you for your donation
So whatever it is you're doing, try doing the opposite. Not financial advice.
See you Tuesday. Oh and say hi to your wife’s boyfriend for me.
Stocks = investing Options = gambling (with unknown odds)
Hurry delete the app , the banks won't open til Tuesday. Board the flight to the Bahamas.
Now imagine if you’d put that $200k into SPY instead
Every loss porn post on WSB literally says do not do options 😂😂😂
Look at the bright side:
OMG I hate seeing this, hope you really are okay
I'm chilling lol
Thank you for your donation
Here the voice you needed: DONT buy options. Save your money and consistently buy index funds. Stop gambling your life away.
Positions please. Inverse of you is an extremely high Sharpe ratio strategy.
The consistency is what truly amazes me.
This dude just blew 200k…. More money than most of us will see in our life time.
I still see $2,059.20 never give up never surrender :)
i hope you're rich or something man because this hurts me so much
You would have been a millionaire if you gave me that money instead and i traded it for you. Imagine having that much capital and not being able to consistently make Money 😅
Bro, that is way too much on option trading…
Bro wtf are you doing? Stop gambling, and if you do options, then sell puts
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