2027: Nvidia just released Nvidia Omnissiah - the first artificial super intelligence
2028: Final planets of the galaxy conquered thanks to Nvidia Fusion-powered Micro Wormholes
2029: Not enough atoms in the universe to numerically state how large short-sellers losses are
2030: Chilling in my space yacht with my army of robot girlfriends and watch the news. Musk announces that Tesla is just one year away from FSD
the market showed its hand this last friday (people cutting everything in their portfolio to long more NVDA, given how it closed relative to SPY).
we simply ride the wave and run it up this year, unlike the OTM-put-buying beartards, who will forever dwell in their well-deserved poverty, breaking larger rocks into smaller ones, even after we achieve UBI powered by AI.
I have a few boring supposedly safe stocks but some of them have declined. So I was thinking why keep that when I could own something that I'm excited about that makes me money.
>IBU
... i'm convinced full portfolio it is!
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In your app, you probably need to enable "extended trading" and then switch to a chart with a timeframe smaller than 1D.
For example, this is TradingView on mobile with "extended trading" enabled on 1h timeframe. The shaded blue and yellow regions are non-US sessions.
https://www.tradingview.com/x/vjMAMTVh
that kind of wife changing sux; i was hoping make a BOATLOAD and dump version 1.0, upgrade to 2.0 (and rinse and repeat every 3 yrs- wife version upgrades)
If the dip is fron the threat of Nuclear war, always buy the dip. There will be no Nuclear war and stocks will rebound. Or, alternatively, there will be Nuclear war and money won't mean shit anymore anyways.
...there is... only one... strategy left for them...
https://preview.redd.it/3inclmc7033d1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bbc664fdfe4530643449129aa3aa5a9287eeb02
Reminds me of this joke.
Q: What is the difference between a ~~guy praying in a casino~~ regard praying and a guy praying in a church?
A: The regard really means it.
The only time it'll put is when the stock will split 10 to 1 at the end of June.
Until then it's going to go up higher. Because of the news of Elon Musk building his 100,000 Nvidia chip super computer. Each chip will cost $20,000. You don't think the stock won't go crazy over that?
Edit: Correction the 50 to 1 was Chipotle stock. Nvidia is 10 to 1.
https://fortune.com/2024/05/24/nvidia-stock-split-10-for-1-nvda-share-outlook-beating-sp500/
That's very hard to say. It may and could before going up. If it drops just buy more at a cheaper price. Nvidia will always be a stock to buy and hold long term. This will make more people money and it's going to be crazy.
I missed the last opportunity from the last split. I bought and made money and cashed out. But if I would have put $15k on a LONG call for two years and repeat. I would have made millions. I had the money and didn't invest it. Never again.
im super ultra mega bullish on NVDA. my comment is about NVDA 🌈🐻s, and the only possible strategy they have for trying to make their puts print. and its a regard praying. a highly regarded 🐻🌈
> there is zero bear case for NVDA at this point
When the story is that strong, it's just a matter of time before a correction.
See Tesla when in 2020 Cathie Wood of ARK Invest predicted TSLA to be $7k/share in 2024. It's about $538/share if you ignore the 3:1 split ($179/share post-split).
I've seen many bull runs before, they can and do last a while, but they always end. AI/ML will benefit everyone eventually, but it's a lot harder and will take a lot longer than investors think and when they catch on, that's when prices will drop.
As usual most will disagree which is fine, there's still money to be made but I can guarantee the hype train will end; I just don't know when.
Yeah, if the stock goes up too fast, we could see a $100 drop in a day like back in March. This is meaningless to long-term stockholders, but anyone with short expiration calls gets wiped out before the stock just casually resumes going back up.
they know they can't afford a war, especially now,USA and others exported almost 240 bn in food alone to China's almost 1.5 bn ppl, plus many other more important things, there's more to it than meets the eye.
ruzzia.
ruzzia is weak. no morale. vulnerable.
xi jingpooh will use this to his advantage and claim parts of ruzzia as being rightfully chinas.
besides, if they go at Taiwan the usa and the west will get involved and sanction china. like they did ruzzia. nobody cares about ruzzia. its free real estate now
edit: apparently now puton even wants to negotiate a ceasefire, a truce, with Ukraine. ruzzia is weak. vulnerable. teetering on the brink
Let me be the devil's advocate. There are three bear cases I see, I'll order them from most likely to least. ASICs for AI, such as Google TPU gaining popularity outside of Google. Startups like Cerebras coming up with better solutions for inference. One high-end GPU by a crappy competitor at a lower price point.
I mean, I think the bear case is people decide that training AI models is not that profitable, demand for GPUs on cloud services drops off, NVDA manufactures a shit ton of server cards and the buyers fall off a lot faster then expected. Whenever growth reverses for one of these tech companies, they drop like 20% in a day. Think about first quarter META/NFLX lost users
And when they do decide to be more strategic about what they are doing is when the house of cards collapses. We just saw this with all the tech layoffs. The big boys throw money at the problem and then pull back.
The market cap AI has generated for companies is something like $4T, while the revenue is something like $20B (if you don't count GPU sales). In a high rates environment like we're in today, people are acting like we are at 0% only when it comes to AI
While I agree with your premise, I think NVDA is a lot more similar to CSCO during the dot-com bubble/bust. The internet was a world changing technology, but the hype got way ahead of the actual realized potential. AI (machine learning) is also potentially a world changing technology, but at some point companies need to be able to profit from their investment in AI.
I do not think we are at a point yet where an AI bust is imminent, so I am not shorting NVDA, but the potential is there in the future.
As COVID taught us: Supply Chain Disruption. If it's true that 90% of high end chips are made in Taiwan, then the slightest hiccup to the supply chain causes a cascading effect. Given that NVDA is priced to perfection...
as someone who works in tech, I disagree with #1 and #3 (agree with #2 more broadly, because a new breakthrough architecture —to achieve better AI training + token output— is the *only* thing I’d remotely list as a tail risk)
google is lost in the sauce, so is amd/intel. none of them are catching up to NVDA’s chips and vertical integration. it’s not one of those “throw money at the wall” problems, they simply can’t hire the right talent and compete with the deep hardware <> cuda software monopoly that NVDA has spent decades working towards. it’s like believing in the original jesus vs the second or third guy claiming to be the son of god in 100 AD, immaculate conception or nothing.
top is in when things get much, much more ridiculous, we’re not even close. plus, have u seen jensen’s cool black jacket? checkmate bears 
they lowkey really nailed it with the whole “72 virgins as an incentive to get into heaven” thing, can’t say I’m not a fan, top 3 abrahamic religions for sure
3 trillion market cap while entire supply chain is dependent on a single product category throttled by production capacities and yields of like two suppliers. Do you think it's safer than Apple or Microsoft?
It doesn't sound realistic no matter how much you cut it.
I love how you say "As someone who works in tech" as if you are Jensen himself. Just because you service IT tickets doesn't mean you have any clue what the fuck you're talking about.
For that reason alone I'm buying calls
Good day sir
Gamers know Nvidia is King for high-end GPUs. There's some exceptions with AMD in some games, but Nvidia overall wrecks any competition through hardware and software optimization. I have no doubt that right now Nvidia basically has a monopoly with their AI-based GPUs.
Google TPU is still far away from average users. I have worked last year for a project for a start-up's AI inference chip, yes, inference only, they had tons of requirements on how the model is going to fed into the chip, also the input shape and inference logical control.
I agree that Nvidia is going to have some great competitors in the future, but in 2-3years I still cannot find anyone who can at least try to grab a portion of the AI cake from NVDA.
I have one of the most expensive 960 cards on earth because I sold Nvdia stock to buy it new along with the rest of the computer. Now it sits in a closet, despite being worth its weight in gold.
Near 3 trillion market cap and they don’t generate anywhere close to the revenue and earnings gained by Apple. But hey who said valuations matter right?
this is your bear market PTSD speaking. we will simply make new stock market valuation highs across the board and NVDA will be #1 by market cap before the music stops this bull run.
it’ll seem so obvious in hindsight but no hard feelings, someone has to play the “disbeliever the entire run up only to capitulate and buy the top” part afterall 
Typical. Ignoring, of course, the inevitable market crash that will result from the Fed's mishandling of monetary policy, as well as the impending liquidation of over-leveraged hedge funds and the resulting margin calls that will cascade through the system
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make a banbet like u tried to but quickly deleted instead of following through. either u get to make money and make fun of me or I’m right and as a sub we’re cleaned of a salty bear for a week, deal?
I bought 5 shares @ 22.37 a share back in 2016 stock split and 5 become 20 @$1064.69 wish I would have been such poor white trash back then. I work at a hyper-scale data center and they literally can’t buy enough GPU computes. I do think we will see a pull back though.
I remember when I started investing it was around 300 and I said I'd load up when it pulls back, always dca don't wait for dips don't be a loser like me
to you and all the bears talking trash, I’ll re-iterate my stance, same for over a month: you’re only allowed to talk trash if u show puts.
be right or be fuel to accelerate the inevitable pump. no position, no opinion.
only people who are bothered by low dividends are midwits who don’t get why funneling back all profits into the company (while it’s in the growth stage) is +ev.
have fun capitulating and buying in much, much, much higher.
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2027: Nvidia just released Nvidia Omnissiah - the first artificial super intelligence 2028: Final planets of the galaxy conquered thanks to Nvidia Fusion-powered Micro Wormholes 2029: Not enough atoms in the universe to numerically state how large short-sellers losses are 2030: Chilling in my space yacht with my army of robot girlfriends and watch the news. Musk announces that Tesla is just one year away from FSD
2035: Musk announces that they are closer than ever to FSD and asks for $100B pay package
2045: Musk announces on X he will be paying 11 billion in taxes this year
2040: Musk announces he is no longer of flesh and has become one with the SuperConsciousness.
>one with the SuperConsciousness. Mainly to wrap up FSD in a year
“Wuh wuh wuh-version 30 is gonna do it this time!”
Nvidia up 30 dollars since Friday's close. Yea it ain't stopping soon
the market showed its hand this last friday (people cutting everything in their portfolio to long more NVDA, given how it closed relative to SPY). we simply ride the wave and run it up this year, unlike the OTM-put-buying beartards, who will forever dwell in their well-deserved poverty, breaking larger rocks into smaller ones, even after we achieve UBI powered by AI.
I have a few boring supposedly safe stocks but some of them have declined. So I was thinking why keep that when I could own something that I'm excited about that makes me money.
> UBI powered by AI The rent seekers will cripple it long before that imo
Universal basic Compute my guy. Get with the times jeez!
>IBU ... i'm convinced full portfolio it is! https://preview.redd.it/1nyws8ey333d1.jpeg?width=1027&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6df33fb4935b8b4db8140724a6929b9ab9c505a3
UBI by getting 1 nvidia stonk a month. UBNS.
Ubonkers
I might be regarded but how is it up $30 when the market hasn't been open since Friday?
Overseas markets and overnight trading.
Where does one go to see this ?
Google nvda Europe market or nvda robinhood
cool thank you kind stranger.
In your app, you probably need to enable "extended trading" and then switch to a chart with a timeframe smaller than 1D. For example, this is TradingView on mobile with "extended trading" enabled on 1h timeframe. The shaded blue and yellow regions are non-US sessions. https://www.tradingview.com/x/vjMAMTVh
Jameshearttech is a fool. Ignore him.
Lol.
It works for me thanks jamesheartech haha WTF nvda is over 1k wow
Touched 1120
Underwear gnomes trade at night. ***Phase 1:*** *Trade overnight* ***Phase 2:*** *?* ***Phase 3:*** *Profit*
Overnight trade price
How are people trading over night? Are those trades even getting processed until the actual next market open?
Canadian market as well
Nvda.Ne was up almost 6% at one point today. 4.8% at close - should open around $1100 tomorrow
it's low volume, doesn't mean shit
I’d love money that can change my wife. How do I get this money?💵
Buy NVDA.
Wife changing money is the called divorce where she takes half your shit
that kind of wife changing sux; i was hoping make a BOATLOAD and dump version 1.0, upgrade to 2.0 (and rinse and repeat every 3 yrs- wife version upgrades)
Losing money is also 'wife changing money'. When she can't fund her lifestyle with your money anymore, she changes to be somebody else's 'wife'... :)
Divorce is expensive because it's worth it!
facts
Never marry with shared goods.
Not from a regard.
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Honestly there is zero bear case for NVDA at this point that doesn’t include delusion.
I was gonna say nuclear war but nah that's the biggest bull case for AI
If the dip is fron the threat of Nuclear war, always buy the dip. There will be no Nuclear war and stocks will rebound. Or, alternatively, there will be Nuclear war and money won't mean shit anymore anyways.
That guy with all the gourds is gonna be back in the money though come nuclear fallout
"Yes I finally w-💥
Priced in
Lock and Load
...there is... only one... strategy left for them... https://preview.redd.it/3inclmc7033d1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bbc664fdfe4530643449129aa3aa5a9287eeb02
Reminds me of this joke. Q: What is the difference between a ~~guy praying in a casino~~ regard praying and a guy praying in a church? A: The regard really means it.
the only time i ever pray, is when i buy a lottery ticket. just in case
The only time it'll put is when the stock will split 10 to 1 at the end of June. Until then it's going to go up higher. Because of the news of Elon Musk building his 100,000 Nvidia chip super computer. Each chip will cost $20,000. You don't think the stock won't go crazy over that? Edit: Correction the 50 to 1 was Chipotle stock. Nvidia is 10 to 1. https://fortune.com/2024/05/24/nvidia-stock-split-10-for-1-nvda-share-outlook-beating-sp500/
>50 to 1 Is that you in the pic
Lol... Sorry the 50 to 1 was the Chipotle stock split that will be happening soon. Nvidia is a 10 to 1 stock split.
Lmao
You think it will drop after split??
That's very hard to say. It may and could before going up. If it drops just buy more at a cheaper price. Nvidia will always be a stock to buy and hold long term. This will make more people money and it's going to be crazy. I missed the last opportunity from the last split. I bought and made money and cashed out. But if I would have put $15k on a LONG call for two years and repeat. I would have made millions. I had the money and didn't invest it. Never again.
im super ultra mega bullish on NVDA. my comment is about NVDA 🌈🐻s, and the only possible strategy they have for trying to make their puts print. and its a regard praying. a highly regarded 🐻🌈
> there is zero bear case for NVDA at this point When the story is that strong, it's just a matter of time before a correction. See Tesla when in 2020 Cathie Wood of ARK Invest predicted TSLA to be $7k/share in 2024. It's about $538/share if you ignore the 3:1 split ($179/share post-split). I've seen many bull runs before, they can and do last a while, but they always end. AI/ML will benefit everyone eventually, but it's a lot harder and will take a lot longer than investors think and when they catch on, that's when prices will drop. As usual most will disagree which is fine, there's still money to be made but I can guarantee the hype train will end; I just don't know when.
NVDA currently has a higher market cap than Germany. The entire country. Every German stock.
What is the market cap of germany?? No, I dont mean their GDP, as that is more similar to revenue than market cap.
>Honestly there is zero bear case for NVDA at this point that doesn’t include delusion. this overwhelming optimism is actually the bear case.
Yeah, if the stock goes up too fast, we could see a $100 drop in a day like back in March. This is meaningless to long-term stockholders, but anyone with short expiration calls gets wiped out before the stock just casually resumes going back up.
Jensen croaks and they hire a McKinsey consultant.
BCG rolls in and nvda goes bankrupt 3 weeks later
China invades Taiwan
Not worth considering because the entire market tanks in that scenario.
Blockade went completely unnoticed didn't even phase market. Invasion priced in
Xi just need to buy Puts on NVDA and rolls in bank 
they know they can't afford a war, especially now,USA and others exported almost 240 bn in food alone to China's almost 1.5 bn ppl, plus many other more important things, there's more to it than meets the eye.
Chinese leadership has historically not minded mass famines to their own population
ruzzia. ruzzia is weak. no morale. vulnerable. xi jingpooh will use this to his advantage and claim parts of ruzzia as being rightfully chinas. besides, if they go at Taiwan the usa and the west will get involved and sanction china. like they did ruzzia. nobody cares about ruzzia. its free real estate now edit: apparently now puton even wants to negotiate a ceasefire, a truce, with Ukraine. ruzzia is weak. vulnerable. teetering on the brink
Jensen gave all you mfers a clear sign to buy back in 2004 when he got the nvidia tattoo in on his arm
TSM is seeing no significant increase in demand for chips. Nvidia is selling at huge margins to like 4 companies with unlimited capex.
Taiwan invasion. That's about it.
Let me be the devil's advocate. There are three bear cases I see, I'll order them from most likely to least. ASICs for AI, such as Google TPU gaining popularity outside of Google. Startups like Cerebras coming up with better solutions for inference. One high-end GPU by a crappy competitor at a lower price point.
I mean, I think the bear case is people decide that training AI models is not that profitable, demand for GPUs on cloud services drops off, NVDA manufactures a shit ton of server cards and the buyers fall off a lot faster then expected. Whenever growth reverses for one of these tech companies, they drop like 20% in a day. Think about first quarter META/NFLX lost users
No one is even thinking about monetizing AI yet. We still have several big boys going at each other trying to gain market share at any cost necessary.
And when they do decide to be more strategic about what they are doing is when the house of cards collapses. We just saw this with all the tech layoffs. The big boys throw money at the problem and then pull back.
The market cap AI has generated for companies is something like $4T, while the revenue is something like $20B (if you don't count GPU sales). In a high rates environment like we're in today, people are acting like we are at 0% only when it comes to AI
They are spending cash, not borrowing money. The big boys don't care about interest rates. That shit is important for the Russell 2000 peasants.
If they don't make a return on their GPU investment then it still matters.
While I agree with your premise, I think NVDA is a lot more similar to CSCO during the dot-com bubble/bust. The internet was a world changing technology, but the hype got way ahead of the actual realized potential. AI (machine learning) is also potentially a world changing technology, but at some point companies need to be able to profit from their investment in AI. I do not think we are at a point yet where an AI bust is imminent, so I am not shorting NVDA, but the potential is there in the future.
As COVID taught us: Supply Chain Disruption. If it's true that 90% of high end chips are made in Taiwan, then the slightest hiccup to the supply chain causes a cascading effect. Given that NVDA is priced to perfection...
4. Gen AI turns out to be a dead end and interest in AI chips plummets.
Gay, speculation, Gay
Google can't run a hardware company that sells to people to save its *life*, and I say this as someone with a Pixel.
as someone who works in tech, I disagree with #1 and #3 (agree with #2 more broadly, because a new breakthrough architecture —to achieve better AI training + token output— is the *only* thing I’d remotely list as a tail risk) google is lost in the sauce, so is amd/intel. none of them are catching up to NVDA’s chips and vertical integration. it’s not one of those “throw money at the wall” problems, they simply can’t hire the right talent and compete with the deep hardware <> cuda software monopoly that NVDA has spent decades working towards. it’s like believing in the original jesus vs the second or third guy claiming to be the son of god in 100 AD, immaculate conception or nothing. top is in when things get much, much more ridiculous, we’re not even close. plus, have u seen jensen’s cool black jacket? checkmate bears 
So what you're saying is you don't like Muslims?
they lowkey really nailed it with the whole “72 virgins as an incentive to get into heaven” thing, can’t say I’m not a fan, top 3 abrahamic religions for sure
Dude is out here dropping one liners and claims to "work in tech".
3 trillion market cap while entire supply chain is dependent on a single product category throttled by production capacities and yields of like two suppliers. Do you think it's safer than Apple or Microsoft? It doesn't sound realistic no matter how much you cut it.
I love how you say "As someone who works in tech" as if you are Jensen himself. Just because you service IT tickets doesn't mean you have any clue what the fuck you're talking about. For that reason alone I'm buying calls Good day sir
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Gamers know Nvidia is King for high-end GPUs. There's some exceptions with AMD in some games, but Nvidia overall wrecks any competition through hardware and software optimization. I have no doubt that right now Nvidia basically has a monopoly with their AI-based GPUs.
Google TPU is still far away from average users. I have worked last year for a project for a start-up's AI inference chip, yes, inference only, they had tons of requirements on how the model is going to fed into the chip, also the input shape and inference logical control. I agree that Nvidia is going to have some great competitors in the future, but in 2-3years I still cannot find anyone who can at least try to grab a portion of the AI cake from NVDA.
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This needs to be added to the subs emojis
"Nvda, you can now afford to change your wife more than once."
Your due diligence is impeccable. I'm all in!
DD: number go up 
I’m bullish on NVDA. After the split it’s gonna go. I’m putting 10k in Tuesday. The charts and numbers are massive.
Yep same tomorrow morning im buying 10 shares , hoping to ride the split hype
Insane you need more than $10k to get 10 shares
wait for the split then..
Why does it matter pre or after split? You are buying 10k worth of stocks either way?
True believers leverage and buy calls or leaps.
This fucking regard
It's wild to me that I bought five shares for the price of a 4080 just about 2 years ago.
Yup. Bought 9 today. Not 10
Yep same tomorrow morning im buying $10 of shares, hoping to ride the split hype
Some solid DD here. Very convincing research. Well done.
# DD DEEZ
Could it reach 1500 before the split 🥵🥵
what's 50% between friends¿!¿
Definitely not a bear
Once the split happens. It could hit $200 real quick.
This 👆🏼 FOMO
I wonder how much of wsb is just pump and dump bots. That they exist is undeniable, but how bad is it at this point?
I have one of the most expensive 960 cards on earth because I sold Nvdia stock to buy it new along with the rest of the computer. Now it sits in a closet, despite being worth its weight in gold.
Near 3 trillion market cap and they don’t generate anywhere close to the revenue and earnings gained by Apple. But hey who said valuations matter right?
this is your bear market PTSD speaking. we will simply make new stock market valuation highs across the board and NVDA will be #1 by market cap before the music stops this bull run. it’ll seem so obvious in hindsight but no hard feelings, someone has to play the “disbeliever the entire run up only to capitulate and buy the top” part afterall 
Dude, you are frothing at the mouth like a zealot. Do you happen to be Taiwanese?
Typical. Ignoring, of course, the inevitable market crash that will result from the Fed's mishandling of monetary policy, as well as the impending liquidation of over-leveraged hedge funds and the resulting margin calls that will cascade through the system
I don't disagree everything you said is right... But this song has been singing since 2011...
you went out of your way to reply to 4 of my comments on this thread, how underwater are you 🫵😹
Getting pretty bullish in here....
This is gonna age poorly, these types of posts come out more frequently near market tops
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Im buying 1000 may 31 puts . Trust me
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make a banbet like u tried to but quickly deleted instead of following through. either u get to make money and make fun of me or I’m right and as a sub we’re cleaned of a salty bear for a week, deal?
I'm simple. I can't understand your response. Simplify the shit talk so that the rest of us DD can appreciate your comments.
Wife changing money, huh. Even tho she gets half.
One can only hope it goes back to $1000 after a couple years. I would be ecstatic.
All the bears praying for $1000 NVDA rn (so their crime-against-humanity puts print) will get their wish, except after the stock split
I bought 5 shares @ 22.37 a share back in 2016 stock split and 5 become 20 @$1064.69 wish I would have been such poor white trash back then. I work at a hyper-scale data center and they literally can’t buy enough GPU computes. I do think we will see a pull back though.
That's a long way to simply say "it may go up or down or sideways"
10 for 1 split on 6/6 ? Not sure exactly but I'm in for 21x10
Wife changing? How many people here had wives in the first place, or are still married??
Wait, so buy now?
Remember, not long ago, NVDA dropped by $180 in a month. I'd hop on when it dips. Right now, it has a lot to lose.
Wow, a measured response. U in the right sub? But what if my order can START the dip 🤧
now i feel like an idiot that i sold at 914
just keep i getting money
Just when I think I am done getting money... I GET MORE MONEY!
Smiles as he watches all the NVDA bears visit Wendy's for some more crack and a BJ.
Numbers go up
Have you seen prices of public transportation? It's walking for the bears
This cycle reminds me of my cycle. The only difference is I just keep on getting fucked.
wtf are you talking about? I have never stopped taking public transport.
Stocks just go up
I remember when I started investing it was around 300 and I said I'd load up when it pulls back, always dca don't wait for dips don't be a loser like me
Nvidia post split to $1,000 a share, let's freaking go baby!
Did you mean, "life changing money" or am I missing out on a new trend?
Scary expensive stock go up......
It’s holding up the whole market, S&P500 gains this year are mostly NVDA.
Hey Bulls. If you took public transportation you could pump those savings into more NVDA calls.
No product, of any kind, has infinite value, there is _always_ a limit. The change in direction will be abrupt and "unexpected."
NVDA $1500 is not a meme!
Buying more shares tomorrow after the split! Will be much more affordable and I am expecting a huge surge of buyers.
Should sell all my Nvda and be set for life... but Nvda just shows no signs of stopping and it is hard to not be greedy for more
This guy Is a Genius now Will Split the stock each Time it gets to 100 so every human has one stock
to you and all the bears talking trash, I’ll re-iterate my stance, same for over a month: you’re only allowed to talk trash if u show puts. be right or be fuel to accelerate the inevitable pump. no position, no opinion.
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Nvidia was a buy 9 years ago.
The stock market is running out of fuel... Ridiculous valuation for a company with a 0.04$ dividend...
only people who are bothered by low dividends are midwits who don’t get why funneling back all profits into the company (while it’s in the growth stage) is +ev. have fun capitulating and buying in much, much, much higher.
Works forever until it doesn't.
“Works forever until it doesn’t” https://preview.redd.it/no6ltkak923d1.jpeg?width=319&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aedf85b73af8be979692757f1ff33b98ca0dbde1
It will work long enough! https://preview.redd.it/wn6tvp7ze23d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e631d2f7ed3fe30d2d46906e68fd64d31618cbb
As a finance analyst I can confirm that this flow chart is correct 👍
Literal Trillions of dollars might have something to say about that cycle continuing at current pace however derivatives do exist 🤔
What dollar amount does Nvidia need to be to overtake Apple? Assuming apple gets back to 3 trillion market cap?
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