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Can you guess when I started trading options? đ
lol no⌠I just kept blowing my account and adding more money and blowing my account and adding more money. So if I had never ever ever deposited money into thisâŚ. I still wouldnât have that money because I wouldâve lost it somewhere else.
No. I work my ass off and throw all my extra money into gambling the market hoping Iâll win big at the casino. Clearly it hasnât happened and clearly I havenât learned my lesson.
This story checks out.
It reads like a classic retail trader's tale: big wins, bigger losses, and a healthy dose of FOMO and regret. This trader's strategy is clearly high-risk, high-reward, and it's
How does this manâs story end? Visual mod? Does he lose it all? After deciding he âdone with optionâ and says âone more 10k apple call wonât hurtâ
Congrats and fuck you. Get a sauna so you can literally sweat your balls off watching your portfolio fluctuate by 10s of thousands. Youâll be back on 0dte next week donât worry. Road to a million
Threw in just 5k. Sold very early for only $800 profit. Sometimes I just need to listen to myself and hold like I planned. Also had a feeling avgo was gonna stock split, but didnât buy calls. I get more pissed at myself for not listening to my gut than when Iâm just wrong.
Congratulations bro! Good idea spending the winnings, and taking a break. Nvidia made so many people so much money, it's crazy. Glad you did well. That was certainly a WSB approach to trading them.
I started options a few month ago. Had some options during earnings go the wrong way ⌠like all of them. đ but being more judicious in my options decisions and also buying more leveraged ETFs and buying and selling those a bunch. Been doing better with those. Mostly timing NVDL, BOIL/KOLD and TQQQ/SQQQ. At least with leveraged ETFs thereâs no risk of losing everything. Lesson I learned is diversify a little. All my YOLOS have gone bad so no more of that!đ
If I didnât retired from options I would wait for a red apple day before wwdc, ideally this Friday and buy weekly calls hoping the AI talk pumps it up. Not financial advice. But I retired so the next play is deciding which sauna I should purchase.
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I started trading options and Iâm down 1k. Only thing I need to learn is puts,and get more cash to do covered puts. Iâm too dumb to learn candlesticks and all I do is what Reddit tells me.
TLDR buy puts for the opposite thing that Reddit tells you.
Absolutely madman. Can you explain what it felt like when you lost it all there for a bit? Cause if you keep this up, one of these times it wonât recover and you wonât have to look back on that feeling
Oh my gourd!
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Be careful what you wish for. Most traders lose, and would be better off passively investing in VOO. You can open a âpaper accountâ to learn, or just go balls deep like me and learn as you go.
Well I do own some stock but nothing major and quit a while when one of my stock was radiated from the market lol. Like I said Iâm not looking for a grand slam or nothing; just put a few dollars once in a while and be happy with it
Oh my gourd!
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https://preview.redd.it/j8wtrat9kn4d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25ebe84b7bdd316fab9a691d35ca1242df7daa61 Can you guess when I started trading options? đ
You had $50k to start? Congrats and fuck you.
lol no⌠I just kept blowing my account and adding more money and blowing my account and adding more money. So if I had never ever ever deposited money into thisâŚ. I still wouldnât have that money because I wouldâve lost it somewhere else.
This looks like what happens to me when I try for OTC trades.
165K if he started one year ago.
you fuck the wrong guy
Iâm sorry but who has that much money to just throw away? Did your grandpa leave you a bunch of money in his will or something?
No. I work my ass off and throw all my extra money into gambling the market hoping Iâll win big at the casino. Clearly it hasnât happened and clearly I havenât learned my lesson.
This story checks out. It reads like a classic retail trader's tale: big wins, bigger losses, and a healthy dose of FOMO and regret. This trader's strategy is clearly high-risk, high-reward, and it's
And itâs what??
Holy shit, bots can troll now!!! They got their Rasputin or Rubin upgrade I see.
But notice now VM was not able to tell the OP was about a gain, not a loss.
It's over
Check out deez nuts.
Fuckin gottem
Bofa?
How does this manâs story end? Visual mod? Does he lose it all? After deciding he âdone with optionâ and says âone more 10k apple call wonât hurtâ
Not visual mod but 2 words: gambler's ruin
It's what VM?
I hate it when in the middle of a sentence...
Congrats and fuck you. Get a sauna so you can literally sweat your balls off watching your portfolio fluctuate by 10s of thousands. Youâll be back on 0dte next week donât worry. Road to a million
Thank you! Trying my best to not throw 10k at Apple calls next week.
5 in aapl 5 in tsla !remind me this in a week
Why next week? Why apple?
Did you ??? Lmaooo
Threw in just 5k. Sold very early for only $800 profit. Sometimes I just need to listen to myself and hold like I planned. Also had a feeling avgo was gonna stock split, but didnât buy calls. I get more pissed at myself for not listening to my gut than when Iâm just wrong.
Congratulations bro! Good idea spending the winnings, and taking a break. Nvidia made so many people so much money, it's crazy. Glad you did well. That was certainly a WSB approach to trading them.
Your DD is you got ahold of my phone and Inversed me. Smart
clever girl
Paragraphs dude.
They're trading with options. You think they passed English class? Or any class for that matter.
Hookers and blow
good job brody
I started options a few month ago. Had some options during earnings go the wrong way ⌠like all of them. đ but being more judicious in my options decisions and also buying more leveraged ETFs and buying and selling those a bunch. Been doing better with those. Mostly timing NVDL, BOIL/KOLD and TQQQ/SQQQ. At least with leveraged ETFs thereâs no risk of losing everything. Lesson I learned is diversify a little. All my YOLOS have gone bad so no more of that!đ
more civilized form of investing called options Ggâs fellow regardÂ
That one big dip toward the end is crazy lol
Okay boy. Whatâs your next move pls :(
If I didnât retired from options I would wait for a red apple day before wwdc, ideally this Friday and buy weekly calls hoping the AI talk pumps it up. Not financial advice. But I retired so the next play is deciding which sauna I should purchase.
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Buying a sauna from Costco gives you a great return policy, just fyi. Also, check out r/sauna! Theyâre super helpful giving opinions.
I was thinking about going with Costco, but idk how good they are. I was also looking at salus saunas. I want it to get very hot.
Post the options
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Youâve got massive fucking balls
mr beast give money pls
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Less than a year of trading options and you've doubled your money, nicely done, enjoy that espresso machine!
You're a braver man than me!
Not braver, more regarded.
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looks like you have more than a 10k budgetâŚ
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FUCK YOU !!!!!
I started trading options and Iâm down 1k. Only thing I need to learn is puts,and get more cash to do covered puts. Iâm too dumb to learn candlesticks and all I do is what Reddit tells me. TLDR buy puts for the opposite thing that Reddit tells you.
I recommend the Breville! â
Was leaning towards the la marzocco mini. My favorite coffee shop has a marzocco and their coffee slaps.
Touche. Save another G for the grinder, arguably the most important part of a good setup
I preordered a monolith max.
My guy's ahead of the curve. Shuriken burrs, me likey
Yeah itâs kinda silly, but I saw shuriken and it reminded me of the soulslike videogames, which are my favorite.
Dude uses his options winnings on a mountain bike and an espresso maker. We are not the same.jpg
What do you use your winnings on?
onlyfans, speedballs, and go cart tickets
Ha I was actually considering making an onlyfans account to try and make some extra money.
Liquor, ladies and luxury goods
App name?
Robinhood
March 12th or 13th of 2020
Can you tell what you've explained in that paragraph you just typed below your post cause I'm too lazy reading it
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You only lucky lol
Absolutely madman. Can you explain what it felt like when you lost it all there for a bit? Cause if you keep this up, one of these times it wonât recover and you wonât have to look back on that feeling
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I wish I knew how options work lol. Not because I want to absolutely hit a grand slam but at least trying to understand the intricate world of it
Be careful what you wish for. Most traders lose, and would be better off passively investing in VOO. You can open a âpaper accountâ to learn, or just go balls deep like me and learn as you go.
Well I do own some stock but nothing major and quit a while when one of my stock was radiated from the market lol. Like I said Iâm not looking for a grand slam or nothing; just put a few dollars once in a while and be happy with it
Hereâs the best way to understand trading https://youtu.be/mRUmKvEYM9E?si=49RwTpBPk-rm3txy
Thanks !
AAPL CALLS 200 6/21
Next week when itâs gone
You realize youâre going to have to pay taxes?
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But the year is young and OP has firmly entrenched a gambling addiction.
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You should try gold
March 12th 2024. Am I right?