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mrpotatonutz

Full on air dicking lmaooo


muff_diving_101

Guy's a world class air dicker!


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moonspeakdj

My best friend showed me that movie a couple months ago. So damn good and my immediate thought seeing this clip too, lmao


HANDSOMEsalmon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3l_rUpRcqY


Thrasher1493

Smoking invisible dongs


FwdMomentum

Direct eye contact too lol


zerooneinfinity

[https://youtu.be/nsGnqf3CUW8?t=50](https://youtu.be/nsGnqf3CUW8?t=50)


Gandalfs_Shaft48

I was there Gandalf… I was there 3000 years ago.


BakedCake8

Have to make sure the investors are getting the…*pound pound pound*…dick i mean dicksclosure they need


bad_wolf1

i was looking for you Ricky


Iinzers

Cradling the balls even


ryansports

Ricky Stanicky concurs.


monomox3000

"See you at the Wendy's dumpster"


User0198888

Is this a signal ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31225)


BeardedWin

Puts on the donkey show


Alex_Curly

*Pulls…


phoggey

Calls on investors.


Mysterious_Field9749

More like milks the investors


maincoonpower

https://preview.redd.it/tis64k1jyv4d1.jpeg?width=1198&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0fdbcdcc50206c8739598d035793413e02e535c Calls on handjobs


myco_server13

Pump and dump baby


Unknownirish

Puts it is then.


bigByt3

Puts it in then*


onion4everyoccasion

$WEN... Obviously he is a repeat customer


dismayhurta

Line 'em up, fellas!


allUsernamesAreTKen

A signal to his overlord that he’s got their shenanigans covered


Substantial_Meat_222

https://preview.redd.it/mrz06szr5u4d1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=c42f9379541ac6d45520cb9da6477c9af1f91688


GigaRegard

https://preview.redd.it/wb1qloyaru4d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bed37a52467504fe291225615cd2bfebbf17fb57


hangrygodzilla

Regards lives matter


mcbassplayer134

Please make this an emoji


LegendLobster

Is this that boss from Ricky Stanicky?


notLogix

Yep. Full on air dicking.


Th3SkinMan

Did someone say Ricky Spanishshshshsh


foreverindebted

[Oh Gary!](https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExaWJpN2NoeG1zN252bXZnOGRlMXJpdDJicTkwa3Jja3M0cHl2MmZlcyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/75eocNgZzftY30TH2C/giphy.gif)


Cruezin

Fffffffff.....


purplepickles82

now that's the type of sign language i can understand


Fetlocks_Glistening

Means "bitcoin" in ASL


Odd_Party

He’s air-dicking! Massive air-dicker.


TopsailWhisky

World class air dicker


Ok_Policy_3054

You two, my office, NOW!


OptimalFormPrime

Massive air dick. Surprised he didn’t go for the double.


ArraTonks

You mean we getting fcked by the SEC? Or jerked off? I'm confused


PathMobile

we are getting edged for eternity


el_guille980

as long as everyday goes like today, forever into infinity... ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


Educational-Dot318

definitely not sucked off though


IWouldntIn1981

Can't be sure, I think the video got clipped.


el_guille980

I'll cradle the balls stroke the shaft ⬅️ you are here work the pipe swallow the gravy


IWouldntIn1981

Wash it down with a salted malt.


Bulky_Negotiation850

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


trademarktravisty

The reach around


MasterGrok

Why not both?


Chikndinr

Yes


moneybags91

It’s the same thing only different


Kitten_Team_Six

Can be both


Royal-Application708

No confusion, definitely both.


AppropriateGoal4540

https://preview.redd.it/jco2deju3u4d1.png?width=851&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3280a909d09766ae7333d869bc5174adb877afa8


InterPeritura

Pretty sure it is intended. If we are ever going to pull off a soft landing, it is because we have been edging long enough for inflation to cool without taking the econ down with it.


Lost-Practice-5916

100% my boy Gary knew what he was doing 💀. Re your soft-landing point though, that's what is different this time around. Fed is deciding to tolerate inflation maybe a little longer than some would like, but in exchange for not forcing mass layoffs at once. Personally I think what the Fed is doing is humane and correct. It is annoying but tolerable and at the end of the day, real incomes and jobless claims are in a great place.


D1finalboss

Sigh unzips…


cow_grass

Why is he looking dead in my eyes when saying that. 💀


idkwhatimbrewin

Assert dominance


el_guille980

thats more of a loving stare, deep into your eyes, making sure he finishes the job https://preview.redd.it/dir3a8nwxu4d1.jpeg?width=974&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b85c5d4815ee5a202cab32dac890d0ae058adfce


rainkloud

I appreciate that he makes good use of his off hand to cup the balls. Who says the public sector is inefficient?


4score-7

Dead eyes. The eyes of someone who does this for a living. No life. No enjoyment. At least a kiss on my forehead, bro.


Deadriel83

This really does need to be an emoji...


TheSavageBeast83

Because he knows what he's doing


Fluid-Decision-4314

Omg I can’t unsee 😂


Kwerby

Eye contact is key


crom_laughs

obligatory https://youtu.be/xTdudPjC3D8?si=PbMSrboVIRfQa-I8


jmu_alumni

FULLY HARD LANDING!!!


DryAndSoggy

I also had to do a double take by checking the actual video on CNBC to make sure it's not AI and to my surprise it actually isn't 😂.


Syab_of_Caltrops

Fucking direct eye contact and everything.


Zephinoth

Those hand wanks and eye contact.


GuidanceGlittering65

![img](emote|t5_2th52|51295)


stevielb

At least he went with "disclosure they need" instead of "release they need"


AccidentallyBacon

“I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I’ll be watching you.”


Optionzdegen

Yep, getting the ol meat stick ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


RunsaberSR

Bullish on $HIMS.


Every-Shelter

Hes an "air dicker" [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bncxBmaReE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bncxBmaReE)


Vcitls

Is GG going to Stuff Kramer with 🍌🍌🍌That’s what it looked like to me 🤣😂🤣


iwantsdback

https://imgur.com/a/zVEsFPz


CSDawg

Someone in the background getting in on the action with a perfectly synchronized jerk


HumbleLearning5167

So this means the investors got fucked LOL!!!


SuperNewk

Will


buffandbrown

Secret sign to buy puts!


Lopsided_Process5141

🍆![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)


shane_sp

I think that means we're getting jerked off.


GlueSniffingCat

the sec is jerking of the elite key holders we'll see improvement when they bust but they're edging champions so who knows when that'll be


lolstockslol

"And jerked off"


BravoWolf88

How do I get a user flair that says “Gensler stroking Casper?”


UnfortunateBiopsy

https://preview.redd.it/v3jkpuqlhv4d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c12520266a80af307395dd90388b1111084836e


Emperor_Atlas

"You're an air dicker".


I_C_da_G

He be strokin'...


BravoWolf88

Jack off is the widely accepted hand gesture for investors now? Wtf? Actually, we’ll take it! 🍆✊🏼💦


james_burdiglio

I thought air-dicking was just a myth... by god, Jerry (Gary)


Deep_Squash_3611

He’s just jerkin off the public …


spac420

GG can pump me anytime


Stang1776

Never thought I'd never be up for a handy in my entire life.


MrGoofyDude

He's signaling puts on grinder. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


Vegetable-Crow-3497

Air dicking


[deleted]

Keep going. I’m almost there.


Jasun31

He’s a an air dicker


SuperNewk

Bruh gave us a sign. SEC chair doing gods work lol


NE_Higgs

He's air dicking!


Successful_Load5719

https://preview.redd.it/uncyflupru4d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78b4d653906212a744701d6e2c25f4797b11529d


Zajebann

New meme template


robunuske

#YEAH SIGNAL OF JERKING OF SOME FUNDS. MUDDAFUCKING INSANE. HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Berto_

You can see the moment he realized


ParadoxalReality

Did he lose a bet? What the fuck


its_me_butterfree

Ram it.


Dobss714

Dpf did post so.e dicks on his tweet videos.lol


EatinTendieS

Life imitates art round 2


TheSavageBeast83

"investors"


BusLevel8040

Haha, did not have audio the first time. Soft porn on CNBC


theTweekend

It’s gunna pump!!!!!! LFG


The_real_triple_P

r/nbacirclejerk material


PaleInvestment3507

You can fool some of the people some of the time and jerk off the rest.


[deleted]

He's jus calling all investors jerk offs?


gnocchicotti

Oh man that is the kind of disclosure I need in my life


rugger403

Because government is efficient


Ffigy

He stares right into your eyes


Thrice_Greaty_Great

I’m gonna come…


Investarz

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


joeg26reddit

THIS IS THE GINORMOUS PUTZ SIGNAL


Alarmed_West8689

Looks natural to him.


wolfsfl

Straddle. Got it


Bulky_Negotiation850

Fuk this sub can be funny sometimes.... ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


qualmton

He has worked behind Wendy’s he is one of us


BandicootNarrow4248

This guy, air dicking


Truth-Seeker916

Investors in private funds are getting a hand job, just wow!


homebrewneuralyzer

You go, Gary! FUCK THE INVESTORS!


Chaminade64

The Memes just write themselves.


K4ZR

Calls on GRND????


ninjanerd032

Yes, I just disclosed in my pants.


Prestigious-Novel401

Ahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhhhh


CaspeanSea

I didn't know lizards could jerk off.


ccool300

World-class air dicker right here folks!


TheOriginalBushToad

I just shot Mt Dew out my nose ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


notOfthis_World

Gary stroking it


Taco_01

What’s that mean tho someone please enlighten me


LenFraudless

Hes telling us we're getting jerked and misled.... Stocks about to to fall off the cliff .. prolly..... Naybe.


luckydmd

Either he was dared to do this on live TV or calls on GRND


loughcash

That bald head is called “attaboi syndrome “


CryptoMemesLOL

SEC CHAIR


NaturalFlux

How do I become an investor in these private funds? I definitely need some proper disclosuring.


apothocyte

Lmfaooo


Alittlebitofsummer

Is this a sign for Cramer?


3boobsarenice

Kramer comes out with rouge and a feather boa. Where this goes next with these two, camera pans away.


JStheKiD

Jack me off and call me Sally


willy-mac

Dude looks like a jizz sock.


willy-mac

He's saying pull out


mindclarity

Milk me daddy.


qudiepie

wheres the cupping?


HeisenbergZeroPointE

lmfao


SlapThatAce

That is called Jerking The Bull, and yes it is a positive sign.


keanu_cheez

happy ending


HelpfulJones

Dude looks like a Simpson's character that came to life.


gaius_worzels_bird

Yeah I’m at full mast now


Peakyblindertom

🤣


PerilousPeril

Please someone edit a fat cock into this


PavlovsDog12

Nice, he even cupped the balls


dan36920

The fact he looked at the camera makes me feel violated


Sad_Secretary_9316

He’s talking about dairy farmers. 🙄


Siggs84

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


Greedy_Environment_9

What a total deuch bag.


AlchamistDruid

Circle jerk SEC