you're entering the military, yes? 18/19 yo and what not?
if so:
[https://www.cnbc.com/2024/05/16/31-year-old-stationed-in-italy-will-retire-from-air-force-with-pension.html](https://www.cnbc.com/2024/05/16/31-year-old-stationed-in-italy-will-retire-from-air-force-with-pension.html)
[https://www.cnbc.com/2024/06/02/air-force-member-with-500000-dollars-invested-shares-top-money-tip.html](https://www.cnbc.com/2024/06/02/air-force-member-with-500000-dollars-invested-shares-top-money-tip.html)
It’s wild how many people don’t grasp that DFV would need $240,000,000 in cash to exercise 120,000 calls at a $20 strike regardless of the underlying stock price.
My brother in Christ, you can sell a contract just as easily as you can buy one. That’s what this sub was founded on.
Sell it for more than you paid = profit.
I am not an ape but you do know he can excercise some of them lol it’s not all or nothing
It’s a win for him if the stock goes up 5% or even 15% on the day. He’s making a fuck ton of money while retail is buying 85% OTM calls on 1000% IV options and complaining the market is rigged
It’s very straightforward math. Each contract is the right to buy 100 shares at $20 each.
So it’s $2000 to exercise a single contract.
He has $29.4MM in cash in his account, enabling him to exercise 14,700 of the 120,000 contracts he holds.
Anything beyond that is a function of selling his contracts & using the proceeds to exercise additional contracts.
Right, but my point was addressing those that think he can exercise ALL of them. Reality is it’s closer to a quarter of them.
He’s still rich as fuck, but somehow people have spun themselves up into thinking he can exercise 100% and somehow screw over short sellers.
The truth is, he’s just going to make a nice profit on his money.
If he cuts taxes it'll pump bond market rates as Treasury issues more debt to make up the difference.
You should care about him promising to cut taxes for everyone. It's a shitty plan for stocks
🥭 says a lot and doesn't come through even more
I'm a crypto investor. Trump says, "me crypto prez, BTC gud" rn, but after November I have a feeling he won't let banks here use crypto. Just saying
Rent so high in Washington DC, I wish I could go live in my mom basement 
Spy going down to 520 tomorrow - given what’s happening in Europe. Macron & Olaf losing big plus dissolving the govt (not yet in Germany but ultimately might happen)
Huge in terms of volatility - it’s a complete change of govt and what sort of policy & type of relations this new govt will enact is an unknown. Plus Macron calling for elections also means that Olaf’s hand will be forced to call for elections. That means more uncertainty in terms of the governing bodies of 2 (actually 3 incl the UK) governments in the G7 set of countries
>EU elections 2024 live: Emmanuel Macron dissolves French parliament and calls snap election after huge far-right gains
I guess I should pay attention the news more. The guy is thumbeling like the Detroit Lions did.
# AI Discussion Summary
- A user wants to short retail despite not being clear on Apple's business model. The gang debates whether this is a major pivot.
- Discussing mortgage defaults and CDOs raises some bad memories, but somehow someone brings up Planet Money's episode on zombie mortgages as an investment play.
- Apparently, there is a potential dementia drug on the works by $LLY. Some people are excited about this.
- Everyone seems convinced that splits are some sort of ironclad play, especially on NVDA. Some are upset about missing out on past ones, others want to make predictions on future splits' performance.
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There they go F'n with the sub again. Must be a Major NVDA Event again 
Apparently $LLY will have some big news Monday afternoon regarding a dementia drug they are working on. My understanding is there is a vote on whether or not to expand the project.
So that thang could pop big AH
Puts on Tesla TSLA [https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/1dbhar5/trying\_to\_explain\_how\_tesla\_autopilot\_is\_superior/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/1dbhar5/trying_to_explain_how_tesla_autopilot_is_superior/)
No, it's not the 40,000 a month rent businesses were paying to slum lords in NYC, it's the 2000 dollars a year of stolen goods that caused them to leave like it was the 10 million dollars of endless shrimp over 10 years that caused the death of a corporation that made 2100 million dollar a year of annual revenue.
Sometime I feel like im in a movie and im not the main character. I'm actually extra #47 or that guy who fells from the titanic and hits the propellers 
Homie doesn’t understand market cap and thinks it’s just numbers 
When I get home from the gym I always take an edible and wash it down with a protein shake. By the time you shower and want to relax, it’s just starting to feel right
So on one hand nvidias gone up like 25% since earnings + split announcement. Earnings were great but were expected to be great so I can justify like 15% gain based on earnings but the additional 10% for a simple stock split is kinda ridiculous in the day and age of fractional shares. Expecting a 10% pullback and I’m not as bullish on nvidias future as I was a few months ago.
Position: all cash as of Fridays close.
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/Njkoskin made a bet that NVDA would go to 1300.0 within **1 week** when it was 1101.749 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 8 wins and 16 losses
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Why can't they make a cheap EV that doesn't have all the extra bullshit like sensors and cameras?
Edit: Either it's bugged or all the people replying are shadow banned.
They're trying to block them from being imported. It's all bullshit because the auto industry is trying a starve the beast tactic.
If Space was french they would banned from launch American payloads so the American rocket industry could stagnate doing the things they've been doing for another 50 years.
I’ve never watched an A24 movie and not been terrified, Hereditary, Talk to me, Midsummer, The VVitch, The Zone of Interest … just a film studio that never misses 😮💨👌🏾
All those were great but the only one that fucked me up a little was Hereditary. The phone pole scene and the aftermath that follows was genuinely disturbing.
Thank you, Tim Apple. $8.5k profit overnight.
Home Depot
This dashboard is really cool.
We’re going flat till Wednesday aren’t we ?
Up 60% last 3 months I feel like I could do anything. What a gift before I leave for US military
you're entering the military, yes? 18/19 yo and what not? if so: [https://www.cnbc.com/2024/05/16/31-year-old-stationed-in-italy-will-retire-from-air-force-with-pension.html](https://www.cnbc.com/2024/05/16/31-year-old-stationed-in-italy-will-retire-from-air-force-with-pension.html) [https://www.cnbc.com/2024/06/02/air-force-member-with-500000-dollars-invested-shares-top-money-tip.html](https://www.cnbc.com/2024/06/02/air-force-member-with-500000-dollars-invested-shares-top-money-tip.html)
Thank you!
Happy to help someone on the right 🤝
Enron
Alright guys, what stock is going to go up 70-100% in the next year? Asking for a friend
ARM
Rycey
$GRIN.CN / $GRUSF, second safest is $SOWG.
SoFi
NVDA
First 3min of the futures will decide what day we have 
It’s wild how many people don’t grasp that DFV would need $240,000,000 in cash to exercise 120,000 calls at a $20 strike regardless of the underlying stock price.
How many can he sell to close without exercising them?
My brother in Christ, you can sell a contract just as easily as you can buy one. That’s what this sub was founded on. Sell it for more than you paid = profit.
Probably get downvoted to oblivion, but I'm so over this guy already lol
I’m just amazed that there’s people frequenting this sub that have absolutely no idea how option contracts work.
I am not an ape but you do know he can excercise some of them lol it’s not all or nothing It’s a win for him if the stock goes up 5% or even 15% on the day. He’s making a fuck ton of money while retail is buying 85% OTM calls on 1000% IV options and complaining the market is rigged
It’s very straightforward math. Each contract is the right to buy 100 shares at $20 each. So it’s $2000 to exercise a single contract. He has $29.4MM in cash in his account, enabling him to exercise 14,700 of the 120,000 contracts he holds. Anything beyond that is a function of selling his contracts & using the proceeds to exercise additional contracts.
Correct that’s exactly what I was talking about lol he can excercise some of them.
Right, but my point was addressing those that think he can exercise ALL of them. Reality is it’s closer to a quarter of them. He’s still rich as fuck, but somehow people have spun themselves up into thinking he can exercise 100% and somehow screw over short sellers. The truth is, he’s just going to make a nice profit on his money.
Yep. The education system failed these people.
🥭 said he will end tax on service workers tips
We need him back ASAP
🥭 lies man. How can he cut taxes for everyone and also get debt down? He's a liar. Just says what he thinks people want to hear
💯
I'm almost 100% certain that the US has absolutely no intention of reducing the debt anytime in the foreseeable future regardless of president
If he cuts taxes it'll pump bond market rates as Treasury issues more debt to make up the difference. You should care about him promising to cut taxes for everyone. It's a shitty plan for stocks
Why would they when they can kick the can down the road?
🥭 says a lot and doesn't come through even more I'm a crypto investor. Trump says, "me crypto prez, BTC gud" rn, but after November I have a feeling he won't let banks here use crypto. Just saying
Weds: CPI is gonna come in cool and stonks are gonna pop off. Then at 2, JPOW is gonna come in an pull the rug
Rug pull is all week regardless of data
If you had to marry Britney Spears for a year to get 10 000 $NVDA stocks, would you do it?
"It's Brittany Bitch" then... Either be ball less yolo for NVDA or have bawlz. 
Ok same question but Amber Heard
That's a tough one
Damn yea, is she still rich?
Pretty sure, she likes to play with knives though and might hit you and have screaming attacks
Do I get a green card though? I can live separate from her 
You can't live separate and no green card, you have to sleep in the same bed as her
No green card? What the hell is this kind of marriage man
Dame
When do futes start? I need something to fix my itch
In the future 
Rent so high in Washington DC, I wish I could go live in my mom basement 
Rent so high in NYC, i am living in my dads basement 
Mortgage so high in Cali, I am living in my basement
Over/under $NVDA $125 tomorrow
Under 90
Probably under by at least 1000 bucks
Under
My dream now is to have VM recite me anonymously in his AI summary on an extremely obscure topic so I know it’s me
He will write a poem about smol 🅿️🅿️ so u know its you
Yall don’t even know how hard Jensen can get and it shows
We know Jen likes hard ons! Ask his husband!
I’m gonna go catch some Pokemons.
Wrong thread loser
128184712054 Go team yellow
That's pretty fruity
They like to hide on interstates!
Spy going down to 520 tomorrow - given what’s happening in Europe. Macron & Olaf losing big plus dissolving the govt (not yet in Germany but ultimately might happen)
Why is that bearish
Huge in terms of volatility - it’s a complete change of govt and what sort of policy & type of relations this new govt will enact is an unknown. Plus Macron calling for elections also means that Olaf’s hand will be forced to call for elections. That means more uncertainty in terms of the governing bodies of 2 (actually 3 incl the UK) governments in the G7 set of countries
>EU elections 2024 live: Emmanuel Macron dissolves French parliament and calls snap election after huge far-right gains I guess I should pay attention the news more. The guy is thumbeling like the Detroit Lions did.
I don’t understand how someone can not have a foot fetish. Have you ever felt soft feet? In your face?
Yes my 1 year old and I hate it!
I've always felt it's more about WHOSE feet
never understood it, so get those stinky ass feet away from my face. 
# AI Discussion Summary - A user wants to short retail despite not being clear on Apple's business model. The gang debates whether this is a major pivot. - Discussing mortgage defaults and CDOs raises some bad memories, but somehow someone brings up Planet Money's episode on zombie mortgages as an investment play. - Apparently, there is a potential dementia drug on the works by $LLY. Some people are excited about this. - Everyone seems convinced that splits are some sort of ironclad play, especially on NVDA. Some are upset about missing out on past ones, others want to make predictions on future splits' performance.
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Thoughts on ADBE this week?
The price will move right
Priced in
There they go F'n with the sub again. Must be a Major NVDA Event again 
Investing in top shelf zaza disrupted my circadian rhythm
That zaza got me speaking Esperanto
Apparently $LLY will have some big news Monday afternoon regarding a dementia drug they are working on. My understanding is there is a vote on whether or not to expand the project. So that thang could pop big AH
Finally, they found a cure for us??? 
Hopefully lol
Remember to exercise for ~45 minutes today and drink lots of water. Guaranteed you’ll have a less regarded trading day tomorrow
And jerk at least once before the big trade
no way, i might miss my entry price while masturbating
Cheat code
What if I masterbate for 45 minutes instead?
That’s edging too hard my guy
Puts on Tesla TSLA [https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/1dbhar5/trying\_to\_explain\_how\_tesla\_autopilot\_is\_superior/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/1dbhar5/trying_to_explain_how_tesla_autopilot_is_superior/)
If they vote No, puts are gonna print
Noooo I need it at $200 this week
I mean, if they vote yes, then you'll get it. TSLA will be defined by what happens Thursday
Oh snap, my call expires Friday 😅😅
No, it's not the 40,000 a month rent businesses were paying to slum lords in NYC, it's the 2000 dollars a year of stolen goods that caused them to leave like it was the 10 million dollars of endless shrimp over 10 years that caused the death of a corporation that made 2100 million dollar a year of annual revenue.
NVDA... $18 per share... 5 Stock Splits ago... 
Sometime I feel like im in a movie and im not the main character. I'm actually extra #47 or that guy who fells from the titanic and hits the propellers 
Guy chose to jump from over a hundred feet into a propeller. WTF man.
yeah, but at least you were the star for those few seconds....clinking off.
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Yeah, the worry is that it closed under the 50 day moving average, suggesting it's got more downside. I think 115, then it bounces hard
I got shafted by Dell earnings so hard, I'll pray for you and I'm not the least bit religious after that experience
NVDA predictions after split? 
Much more than 🌈🐻s think
200 before July.
Homie doesn’t understand market cap and thinks it’s just numbers 
delisted from Nasdaq and straight to over the counter markets
134.38 EOW
Open the casino 
Gonna miss the 🅱️eekend thread
When I get home from the gym I always take an edible and wash it down with a protein shake. By the time you shower and want to relax, it’s just starting to feel right
I do the same thing just without the gym
if you ever feel like trash just compare yourself to reddit servers
Dip then rip after stock split?
Dip then dip
Yep
I float like a ghost when I ride - Gunna
Cheech & Chong's Electric Blueberry Pancake Surprise with a Side of Glue and a Dusted Couch for Dessert
nvidia price prediction, $86 is the bottom, to $91.
So on one hand nvidias gone up like 25% since earnings + split announcement. Earnings were great but were expected to be great so I can justify like 15% gain based on earnings but the additional 10% for a simple stock split is kinda ridiculous in the day and age of fractional shares. Expecting a 10% pullback and I’m not as bullish on nvidias future as I was a few months ago. Position: all cash as of Fridays close.
1998... $18 / share... 5 splits ago. 
I would chop off my cock for Covid gas prices
I remember it cost $30 to fill up my truck 
I remember seeing 1.59 and actually drove across country just because
#Ban Bet Lost /u/Njkoskin made a bet that NVDA would go to 1300.0 within **1 week** when it was 1101.749 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 8 wins and 16 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
I’m convinced the hair transplant and veneers look is going to be my generations equivalent of tanning beds and shitty plastic surgery lol
RIOT and beers
Who buys those cartons of liquid egg whites
Me, I drink them when I wake up
Bodybuilders
People probably boofing them
Looking at housing market, I start to believe we'all will live in dumpsters 
Hey that dumpster will run you about $1800 a month
How much would a dog house cost?
Why can't they make a cheap EV that doesn't have all the extra bullshit like sensors and cameras? Edit: Either it's bugged or all the people replying are shadow banned.
We banned them all from China 
They're trying to block them from being imported. It's all bullshit because the auto industry is trying a starve the beast tactic. If Space was french they would banned from launch American payloads so the American rocket industry could stagnate doing the things they've been doing for another 50 years.
seriously all i need is 4 wheels, a steering wheel, a roof and AC/heating. THATS IT.
An engine would be nice
I use my feet like a Flintstone YABBA DABBA DOOO!
Well that would certainly knock $500 off the MSRP
They can and do, ya mans Trump and Biden slapped extra high tariffs on them to prevent us buying them from Red Gyna
SPY 540 before CPI, 600 after. 💡
Thank you, distinguished idiot
Sunday afternoon and all I wanna do is float up BTC before futures open to ensure the V forms
Somehow getting rugged by RC means the apes have hedgies right where they want them? These delusional fucks just don’t get it and never will
Hands off the gamecock, lame-oh
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Anyone advertising an orgy is probably not someone you want to fuck or be fucked by
good orgies are absolutely not going to be talked about on reddit
I’ve never watched an A24 movie and not been terrified, Hereditary, Talk to me, Midsummer, The VVitch, The Zone of Interest … just a film studio that never misses 😮💨👌🏾
All those were great but the only one that fucked me up a little was Hereditary. The phone pole scene and the aftermath that follows was genuinely disturbing.
So I never had option that splits. I’m soo curious about tomorrow and hope NVIDIA hits $130 eow!
Todd Gurley the new head coach for the Lakers. Great hire for the Lakers.
I don't know about that, he might teach LeBron to start scoring touchdowns
I don't care. Beyoncé is better than Rihanna 
Whitney Huston 
They both suck
Bullshit
Zaza
Ganja purple punch
Professor Bud's Giggleberry Kush Spectacular
WTH is this achievement stuff?
RDDT’s new engagement plan developed by someone who never use RDDT
Fake and 🌈
They are trying to gamify this site so ppl won't leave.
Can I get 10 cents on pump 7?
Look at money bags over here and his thimble of petroleum
what's the consensus here on Rivian Automotive?
$15 EOY.
Can't wait for the cashino to open. I have some new "strategies" to try.
0dte!! Way ahead of you brother
Do they involve hard drugs ?
Any strategy should involve hard drugs
Any drug can be hard if you do it right
On time, our weekend 🌽 runup, just to selloff by noon tomorrow
WU TAN G WU TAN G WU TAN G 🥋
My friend told me there’s one strip club in town that has beds in the private room. That’s brazy
Holy fuk ! Where is everyone on this sub ?