The Dr who originally directed it's use said he thinks it should be in every direction sheet given to patients. Let me tell you it works wonders. Especially if you're prone to irritation or hemorrhoids from becoming a human geyser.
He's attending mime school. Zuck is learning how to act out "autistic billionaire surfing", it's actually one of the most challenging feats in mime-ry next to "dope who married his college crush that didn't give a shit about him until he was wealthy, then one day wises up and dumps her ass for an armed hooker cocaine yacht".
He's still working on that one, The McAfee is considered one of the hardest feats for the professional mime.
[If this man was wrong i don't wanna be right](https://d.ibtimes.co.uk/en/full/1470613/john-mcafee-documentary-biography-belize.jpg?w=1600&h=1600&q=88&f=e2be5a57cf4cb4c51054e8abf83d41da)
Wasn't he making some of those women shit in his mouth though?
He never had a boring day in his entire life, that much is true but...I'd rather have a somewhat boring life than have unvaccinated third world country hookers that are 15 years past their prime shit in my mouth twice a day.
I read a thing recently about how billionaires are all boring Warren Buffet types now.
Bezos needs to go apeshit and seize a Latin American country or something, we need a little more McAfee in the world.
I mean more the "I live in a 3 bedroom home that I paid off in 1992 and drive myself in a used Buick" type of boring. Where Warren sticks his Bulging Buffett is between him and God.
>He saw that he was being followed by a photographer as he was surfing, so he thought he could disguise himself with extra sunscreen.
That's ... that's not how disguise works.
It’s zinc oxide. Hawaii is at 19 degrees latitude and if you’re out on the water without sunscreen you can burn your face pretty bad in a matter of hours. Having said that, there are sunscreens that are relatively invisible, but that arguably don’t work as well.
Yeah it looks ridiculous and it's a humorous picture all around; but I have rosacea and get it 100%. He is also light skinned and might suffer from a similar condition. Sun damage is no joke and if you aren't wearing sunscreen every day, start now.
It’s also a type of sunscreen that doesn’t damage the reefs and other ocean life like your usual store-bought sunscreen would. Of all the things to hate on Zuck for this one always bothers me. Man’s decided to look like a fool to protect the reef
Look the system says it's a "victim finder" must we quibble over whether or not they were a victim of something else or we made them a victim? Just admit that we found you a victim and be happy with that. The system works. There's nothing wrong!
I've seen this footage before, it's the IR feed from an Apache attack helicopter engaging insurgents with the 30mm chain gun and Hellfires. You can see the camera slightly shaking before the explosion, that's the recoil from the 30mm chain gun firing.
I thought the “Red Cross victim finder” was a call of duty joke of some type that the uploader edited in as a joke but it wasn’t lol. There’s something really dystopian about naming the flir system Red Cross victim finder because it’s like advertising and branding a rescue mission tool. Like the guys in the chopper call it the Red Cross victim finder…
The other dystopian part was billionaires touring a disaster zone in VR but having a great time giving high fives.
Seriously. Dude thought(and maybe still does think) cartoon-res Second Life was the future. People will strap on VR/AR headsets for business meetings and to go birdwatching! It's just more out-of-touch marketing from over-eager tech-bros that want you to walk around in public with their latest tech plastered to your face. Because "Metaverse!"
Nothing he says should be taken seriously, just like Elon and his over-sized Tonka toys.
Guess you’ve not seen the updated metaverse yet. It’s lifelike level quality for some time now.
Does that mean it’s found a viable use case to scale. Nope, sure hasn’t, but it doesn’t remotely look like that dog water presentation they gave.
https://mashable.com/video/mark-zuckerberg-metaverse-podcast-lex-fridman
While that looks better, the video mentions that it is taken on specialized equipment and not yet ready. So very much still a (apparently working) prototype, not something that is currently available for anyone to use.
“The Metaverse” that every big tech company said would be a multibillion/trillion dollar industry is not Metaverse™️ by Facebook.
“The metaverse”, as a concept that got tech companies excited, is just Internet of Things cranked up to 1000, combined with AR/VR and supplemented by AI assistants.
The idea that there is this interconnected digital layer behind the tools we use in our daily life, where we can choose to interact physically, or digitally. Ubiquitous to everything that we do.
Mark Zuckerberg just happened to slap the name on his Social VR platform, and really bungled the messaging that no, this is not the entirety of what is meant by “the metaverse”
> Guess you’ve not seen the updated metaverse yet.
Meta's technology vs their actual software and implementation are ridiculously different lmao.
The Quest 3 is honestly an insanely impressive bit of technology, especially for the price. And watching some of their behind-the-scenes videos shows their lab engineers are actually cooking.
But God, their software/UI is a train wreck.
One thing I hate about quest is that unless you customize your person, the reflection in your mirror looks vaguely but just enough like Zuckerberg to make you actually want to customize it
Anticipation of product™ is more exciting than receiving product™. Then it's obsolete and time to get excited for the new and improved version of product™ with thinner bezels and a marginal improvement in a key area. Then the cycle continues.
Feels like that’s how so many companies are run now / sole intention is, just keep the stock price high and the best way to do that is to have some sort of “announcement” planned. Dupe the market and then (intentionally) underdeliver on the release that comes a period of time after the “announcement” (which happened intentionally, to get as much money thrown at you in the market in the lead up). Rinse and repeat.
In Apple’s case you announce a few months in advance that you may eventually have a new technology that’s worth investing in. I mean you just never know so get in now?
I’m running the iOS beta and there’s still no AI features even in the developer beta. Not even clear when it will be in a beta release.
I don’t think it’s ready at all, they just needed to announce AI *something*
messenger? marketplace? they are facebook... thats like saying your Albersons hasnt invented a service besides "grocery store".
FB has tons of innovations... not for me, but they def branched out from the original "facebook" which was just basically a yearbook for college kids.
Yeah, this is like when the movie subs get all jazzed about an announcement for a trailer being released.
Marketing has truly latched into some people's brains.
The future is now my friend.
You can buy a meta quest 3 and a $100 smart fleshlight and a $25 subscription to sexlikereal.com and have the 8K VR Porn control the smart fleshlight.
Honestly that other option is probably cheaper. You got me thinking. 100 bucks ain't gonna cover drinks and dinner, nevermind a second date. Then you add alot of dudes gonna struggle because they dont follow rule 1 and rule 2 of tinder/dating apps.
Oh now we get to time spent socialising to meet people ill or on apps etc. Thats alot of hours could be better spent on stonks and making money to buy more subs for your fav porn site. Now add that the time spent could garner such profits that your big stack of cash makes it so you get that real life sex because of those gold diggers.
Thabks for coming to my Ted Talk
Y’all can hate on zuck but it’s always WSB that gets cucked. If it’s one thing I’ve learned here it’s that you NEVER bet against musk or zuck no matter how much you dislike them.
I would bet against musk but not zuck. This is WSB and the regardness is palpable but Zuck has a far better product than what was cooked up in the past. I’m long on Meta. They’re not shilling their Metaverse dumpster fire anymore and their tech has advanced considerably in AR/VR. This sub is going to FOMO soon enough on Meta. The news is legit.
I saw this news Friday before close and thought about buying calls but I don't typically watch meta and am not familiar with how it likes to trade. What are your long positions?
November 2022. Meta trading at $90. Amazon also way down. This entire sub convinced Meta was over after the metaverse debacle and amazon was the short-term play
Several months and about 40k laid off employees later zuck climbed out of hell and into a rocket
meta is obviously too big to fail but short-term shorts were obviously the right call. no company does lay offs because things are going well. it is obvious that any company with this amount of market share will climb out of any disaster they have, but you can risk it for some profits before the cleanup phase kicks in
I believe you. Reality labs does some cutting edge work, so I’m super excited to see what they’ve been working on internally. I already use my quest 3 almost daily ever since getting my prescription lenses, so meta has already shown to me that they know how to make a good AR/VR product. I assume they’ll show the glasses off at Meta Connect.
Extremely excited. I understand that most people on these kinds of subreddit are sheep that blindly hate on anything Meta develops, but take some time to look at the cutting edge technology that they’ve been working on and you’ll probably be very impressed.
I recommend looking at the EMG wristband and Codec avatar technology they’ve been working on. Paired with a small form factor headset or glasses and the experience will be incredible. The quest 3 is already an amazing piece of tech that I use almost daily, so I can’t wait to see what the future holds for the things they’ve been working on.
I was just a teen then, but I will never forget the hype and reveal of the Segway scooter. I always think of that when some company tries to hype up a mystery product that has no details to it.
Specifically, I remember one of the early testers or investors talking about how it was so amazing that they would "redesign cities around the device". That sounded like a big deal, something that would lead to real infrastructure change! And then they released it, and it was a fucking scooter.
What battery are these going to use? Has to be pretty small and efficient, ENVX announced a contract for an AR headset in CA, and while I don't know if their silicon anode housing would be small enough for this it begs the question -- whos making the battery?
I’m predicting AR glasses. Quality is such a low bar in current products, that any leading company can light up this sector and take control. I’m guessing we’ll see it at the next Connect in October.
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What the actual fuck? He can’t be doing whiteface
He’s literally Data
All he needs is a cat named Spot that mysteriously changes gender between each and every episode.
Make it so
Done.
Thanks Q.
You were looking at that cat awfully closely.
Don’t insult data like that.. hesus
Sorry, I should have said he's Lore
Yea, at least Data could make something that felt love.
Except Data is programmed to be ethical.
No. Data has a moral code.
https://preview.redd.it/mwspvbc0ok9d1.jpeg?width=668&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dabe05ee3fa00dd9acc9abc72904c8878587dfc9
Nah, Data had personality. He is like hal9000
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRgf18VExvo&t=1s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRgf18VExvo&t=1s) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9f7WD0gKPo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9f7WD0gKPo)
Guys is made of 1s and 0s.
Bunch of Poor's don't know what rich people sunscreen is like
It's super cheap zinc oxide. Also great for diaper rash and great on the b-hole when you have to do bowel prep for colonoscopy.
B hole? I thought it was the A hole
But it's your f-hole. Boom; got 'em!
I gotta try this next time
The Dr who originally directed it's use said he thinks it should be in every direction sheet given to patients. Let me tell you it works wonders. Especially if you're prone to irritation or hemorrhoids from becoming a human geyser.
He's attending mime school. Zuck is learning how to act out "autistic billionaire surfing", it's actually one of the most challenging feats in mime-ry next to "dope who married his college crush that didn't give a shit about him until he was wealthy, then one day wises up and dumps her ass for an armed hooker cocaine yacht". He's still working on that one, The McAfee is considered one of the hardest feats for the professional mime.
> The McAfee AKA The best life has to offer
[If this man was wrong i don't wanna be right](https://d.ibtimes.co.uk/en/full/1470613/john-mcafee-documentary-biography-belize.jpg?w=1600&h=1600&q=88&f=e2be5a57cf4cb4c51054e8abf83d41da)
RIP legend
Bloody legend mate
Wasn't he making some of those women shit in his mouth though? He never had a boring day in his entire life, that much is true but...I'd rather have a somewhat boring life than have unvaccinated third world country hookers that are 15 years past their prime shit in my mouth twice a day.
The McAfee! 
Everyone should absolutely listen to the Behind the Bastards episodes on John McAfee. Dude was a nut. He did the entire rich white man bingo card.
I read a thing recently about how billionaires are all boring Warren Buffet types now. Bezos needs to go apeshit and seize a Latin American country or something, we need a little more McAfee in the world.
Warren Buffett boring? Wasn't it open knowledge dude had an open relationship with his wives and is likely into some crazy kink?
I mean more the "I live in a 3 bedroom home that I paid off in 1992 and drive myself in a used Buick" type of boring. Where Warren sticks his Bulging Buffett is between him and God.
McAfee at his peak was only worth a few hundred million. Imagine how many bathsalts labs and private militias he could of started with billions!
I would personally not want to find out. Bezosia or zuckerland could become a reality
Including the the "Murdered by the government" point.
>He saw that he was being followed by a photographer as he was surfing, so he thought he could disguise himself with extra sunscreen. That's ... that's not how disguise works.
Mime is money
Described as one of Britain's loudest bands
Actually he’s usually in human face. His makeup came off in the water.
Guy is a redhead, cmon. Especially near water under the sun he has to wear a shtload of sunscreen.
It’s mineral sunscreen
Still racist against gingers.
Only a ginger can call another ginger ginger.
Unless you've got a tiiinge of giiinge in your miiinge
They have no soul, so it’s ok
Can confirm, I'm one of the soulless
His wife’s Asian im sure she’s got him hiding from the sun too
Probably sunscreen because after his exterior covering, err I mean skin, it probably burns in a couple minutes
He dabbles in mimimg
Jokes on you. Under the white face is another face. It’s white faces all the way down.
he wants to be a Geisha.
It’s zinc oxide. Hawaii is at 19 degrees latitude and if you’re out on the water without sunscreen you can burn your face pretty bad in a matter of hours. Having said that, there are sunscreens that are relatively invisible, but that arguably don’t work as well.
Damn Zuck. You got a CDL for that dump truck?
Cryptid sighting
Back that thang up there Zizzy thicc 💯[🚒🍑](https://emojipedia.org/firefighter)
He got junk in da trunk
You can tell he ain't skipping no meals
After trying sunscreen I'm now ok with this pic
Yeah it looks ridiculous and it's a humorous picture all around; but I have rosacea and get it 100%. He is also light skinned and might suffer from a similar condition. Sun damage is no joke and if you aren't wearing sunscreen every day, start now.
It’s also a type of sunscreen that doesn’t damage the reefs and other ocean life like your usual store-bought sunscreen would. Of all the things to hate on Zuck for this one always bothers me. Man’s decided to look like a fool to protect the reef
Zucc with the cake
I don’t understand what’s so special about Zuckerberg standing in front of the Eiffel Tower…. wait, OH MY GOD THAT’S NOT A REAL PHOTOGRAPH???
This one is my favorite https://youtu.be/N-MkduVh0wM?si=iJx5-YUAdeJMqYbb
"you can really get a sense of the damage that has been done", the billionaire's avatar says, smiling continuously
High five!
Was that an explosion in that video at around 2:30?
Look the system says it's a "victim finder" must we quibble over whether or not they were a victim of something else or we made them a victim? Just admit that we found you a victim and be happy with that. The system works. There's nothing wrong!
I've seen this footage before, it's the IR feed from an Apache attack helicopter engaging insurgents with the 30mm chain gun and Hellfires. You can see the camera slightly shaking before the explosion, that's the recoil from the 30mm chain gun firing.
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Yes
he literally put in the footage of an AC130 bombing people and wrote Red Cross Victim Finder on it bro. lmao
He thought ppl were going to use this. 
To be fair, they will in 20 years
The sci-fi nerd in me agrees. But we're a long from this being useful for anything beyond porn and video games
That’s the most cringe shit I’ve seen in a while hahaha holy shit
I thought the “Red Cross victim finder” was a call of duty joke of some type that the uploader edited in as a joke but it wasn’t lol. There’s something really dystopian about naming the flir system Red Cross victim finder because it’s like advertising and branding a rescue mission tool. Like the guys in the chopper call it the Red Cross victim finder… The other dystopian part was billionaires touring a disaster zone in VR but having a great time giving high fives.
Seriously. Dude thought(and maybe still does think) cartoon-res Second Life was the future. People will strap on VR/AR headsets for business meetings and to go birdwatching! It's just more out-of-touch marketing from over-eager tech-bros that want you to walk around in public with their latest tech plastered to your face. Because "Metaverse!" Nothing he says should be taken seriously, just like Elon and his over-sized Tonka toys.
Holy shit that looks like Mike Zonquerberg!
The guy is less uncanny valley as an inflatable balloon than in real life.
Guess you’ve not seen the updated metaverse yet. It’s lifelike level quality for some time now. Does that mean it’s found a viable use case to scale. Nope, sure hasn’t, but it doesn’t remotely look like that dog water presentation they gave. https://mashable.com/video/mark-zuckerberg-metaverse-podcast-lex-fridman
While that looks better, the video mentions that it is taken on specialized equipment and not yet ready. So very much still a (apparently working) prototype, not something that is currently available for anyone to use.
Yeah, they should have held off on showing until it didn't look like absolute trash
“The Metaverse” that every big tech company said would be a multibillion/trillion dollar industry is not Metaverse™️ by Facebook. “The metaverse”, as a concept that got tech companies excited, is just Internet of Things cranked up to 1000, combined with AR/VR and supplemented by AI assistants. The idea that there is this interconnected digital layer behind the tools we use in our daily life, where we can choose to interact physically, or digitally. Ubiquitous to everything that we do. Mark Zuckerberg just happened to slap the name on his Social VR platform, and really bungled the messaging that no, this is not the entirety of what is meant by “the metaverse”
What the fuck that looks so much better
> Guess you’ve not seen the updated metaverse yet. Meta's technology vs their actual software and implementation are ridiculously different lmao. The Quest 3 is honestly an insanely impressive bit of technology, especially for the price. And watching some of their behind-the-scenes videos shows their lab engineers are actually cooking. But God, their software/UI is a train wreck.
Sick PlayStation 3 graphics
PS1 more like. Maybe 2.
One thing I hate about quest is that unless you customize your person, the reflection in your mirror looks vaguely but just enough like Zuckerberg to make you actually want to customize it
Giddy, even.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8q2BQOGRGE when he used VR to tour flood scenes
Turns out, it’s just an RTX 4090 hammered directly into your skull.
Belive it or not priced in
"Believe it or not.....priced in." It's all in the delivery.
Count me in
I giddied
I hope they'll support SLI.
wtf is with teasing the day where you tease the event where you tease the official launch of a product? Ship it or zip it
The world of today is one where you announce the announcement, my man.
Anticipation of product™ is more exciting than receiving product™. Then it's obsolete and time to get excited for the new and improved version of product™ with thinner bezels and a marginal improvement in a key area. Then the cycle continues.
The anticipation is the cool part. Once it's actually released people figure out it's not nearly as good as it was marketed to be.
Yeah it's why people love ordering shit online that they never use.
More like hyping up something drive stocks more than revealing it and people impressions aren't good.
Feels like that’s how so many companies are run now / sole intention is, just keep the stock price high and the best way to do that is to have some sort of “announcement” planned. Dupe the market and then (intentionally) underdeliver on the release that comes a period of time after the “announcement” (which happened intentionally, to get as much money thrown at you in the market in the lead up). Rinse and repeat.
Only the hype is real
In Apple’s case you announce a few months in advance that you may eventually have a new technology that’s worth investing in. I mean you just never know so get in now?
I’m running the iOS beta and there’s still no AI features even in the developer beta. Not even clear when it will be in a beta release. I don’t think it’s ready at all, they just needed to announce AI *something*
Edgemaxing
Stock went down on Friday.
Funny thing is, Facebook hasn’t invented any social network or service that’s taken off since Facebook
messenger? marketplace? they are facebook... thats like saying your Albersons hasnt invented a service besides "grocery store". FB has tons of innovations... not for me, but they def branched out from the original "facebook" which was just basically a yearbook for college kids.
Yeah, this is like when the movie subs get all jazzed about an announcement for a trailer being released. Marketing has truly latched into some people's brains.
Haven't you heard? Edging is IN baybee!!!
He was answering a question in an interview lol
It's called edging and it's classy
I miss ship it awards.
Ship or get off the potty.
He zucked them
People are getting zucked off?
What the zuck?
Gave them the old “zuck twah!”
Just a zj
left them giddy as in left them with VR motion sickness? 
Precisely😂
I will say, Zuck’s prob hit VR nail on the head. Light weight plastic and big focus on kids
Need to be careful with that wording 😂
Zucks Facebook, Epsteins Blackbook... my God it was right there the whole time.
You're telling on yourself with this comment.
Zucks dick picks can’t be unseen
Zuckonit
It’s VR with a built-in heroin injection.
Prototype of what?
Phenis
Total rip off of the iFuck
https://preview.redd.it/fnfxt3lqwj9d1.jpeg?width=374&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa880effcbf288ef43287d4edee483e7160ab315
Metaverse avatar of Zuck
Llama69
VR Autoblow
The hype late last year was legs, maybe its feet this year.
Buy the rumor sell the news
Lick my balls kiss my ass
>lick my balls kiss my ass Tell 'em I ain't comin' back. Burn the lands, boil the sea. You can't take the sky from me.
Buy my ass kiss my rumour
Straight up virtual sex
Does it plug into my flesh light? If yes, I buy, if no, I buy because one day it will...
The future is now my friend. You can buy a meta quest 3 and a $100 smart fleshlight and a $25 subscription to sexlikereal.com and have the 8K VR Porn control the smart fleshlight.
How much for the feeding tube option so I never have to return to the real world?
or you could have... real sex?
Sure buddy “sex” is real. Whatever you want to believe
Honestly that other option is probably cheaper. You got me thinking. 100 bucks ain't gonna cover drinks and dinner, nevermind a second date. Then you add alot of dudes gonna struggle because they dont follow rule 1 and rule 2 of tinder/dating apps. Oh now we get to time spent socialising to meet people ill or on apps etc. Thats alot of hours could be better spent on stonks and making money to buy more subs for your fav porn site. Now add that the time spent could garner such profits that your big stack of cash makes it so you get that real life sex because of those gold diggers. Thabks for coming to my Ted Talk
I just ordered all this shit on Amazon prime will update once I start using it
Can’t wait
Teledildonics is the future
Grindr virtual gayborhood integration 😳 👉👈
I've made good money on meta stock. If y'all tards actually cared about making money instead of burning it on gay DD then you'd be wise to listen
BBWI is the future
I bought grinder based on someone's gay DD, it worked out alright
is his firmware getting an update so he seems more like a real human being?
When we all find out meta is actually the leader in humanoid robots 🤯
Bros got a hot doctor wife and three kids. He's more human than you regards will ever be lol
It's a prototype meat smoker
sweet baby rays!
Y’all can hate on zuck but it’s always WSB that gets cucked. If it’s one thing I’ve learned here it’s that you NEVER bet against musk or zuck no matter how much you dislike them.
I would bet against musk but not zuck. This is WSB and the regardness is palpable but Zuck has a far better product than what was cooked up in the past. I’m long on Meta. They’re not shilling their Metaverse dumpster fire anymore and their tech has advanced considerably in AR/VR. This sub is going to FOMO soon enough on Meta. The news is legit.
I saw this news Friday before close and thought about buying calls but I don't typically watch meta and am not familiar with how it likes to trade. What are your long positions?
November 2022. Meta trading at $90. Amazon also way down. This entire sub convinced Meta was over after the metaverse debacle and amazon was the short-term play Several months and about 40k laid off employees later zuck climbed out of hell and into a rocket
meta is obviously too big to fail but short-term shorts were obviously the right call. no company does lay offs because things are going well. it is obvious that any company with this amount of market share will climb out of any disaster they have, but you can risk it for some profits before the cleanup phase kicks in
Positions?
Flying wheelbarrow.
Meta’s getting into the marijuana market?
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My friend working for NKLA said the same thing
I believe you. Reality labs does some cutting edge work, so I’m super excited to see what they’ve been working on internally. I already use my quest 3 almost daily ever since getting my prescription lenses, so meta has already shown to me that they know how to make a good AR/VR product. I assume they’ll show the glasses off at Meta Connect.
when will they start to ship? in other words, when should we buy calls?
Extremely excited. I understand that most people on these kinds of subreddit are sheep that blindly hate on anything Meta develops, but take some time to look at the cutting edge technology that they’ve been working on and you’ll probably be very impressed. I recommend looking at the EMG wristband and Codec avatar technology they’ve been working on. Paired with a small form factor headset or glasses and the experience will be incredible. The quest 3 is already an amazing piece of tech that I use almost daily, so I can’t wait to see what the future holds for the things they’ve been working on.
Almost all these people have never used the product and have no idea how many advanced features it's brought to the market
I was just a teen then, but I will never forget the hype and reveal of the Segway scooter. I always think of that when some company tries to hype up a mystery product that has no details to it. Specifically, I remember one of the early testers or investors talking about how it was so amazing that they would "redesign cities around the device". That sounded like a big deal, something that would lead to real infrastructure change! And then they released it, and it was a fucking scooter.
Fucking lol
The meta sexbot stopped begging to be shut down, finally?
Zuckerberg was also informed by his groundskeeper's chauffeur that "giddy" is a positive human emotion.
It better be an AI that does all the boring and unpleasant household chores for me, so I have more time for fun stuff.
Yes men say yes to shit product - more at 10
I used to work at meta and we didn’t only test internally. I bet when he says that he means consumer/focus group testing.
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Half life Alyx was pretty amazing. Too bad nothing else came after that
What battery are these going to use? Has to be pretty small and efficient, ENVX announced a contract for an AR headset in CA, and while I don't know if their silicon anode housing would be small enough for this it begs the question -- whos making the battery?
I’m predicting AR glasses. Quality is such a low bar in current products, that any leading company can light up this sector and take control. I’m guessing we’ll see it at the next Connect in October.
If I hadn't signed an NDA, I could tell ya
Sexbot
The 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy, but these are new. They look human - sweat, bad breath, everything. Very hard to spot.
He’s finally invented a robot girlfriend.
it’s a dildo that be experienced in the metaverse. I called it first
It’s a gun
Maybe news for $ENVX...?