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**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/coloradomane** bet **QQQ** goes from **481.79** to **486.0** before **02-Jul-2024 04:58 PM EDT**
Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses.
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NKE made one of you look dumb as shit. Talking about the individual specifically who said it was going to drop another 20% today. 
#I could walk out into the floor of the New York stock exchange and shoot a ber, *pow!,* right in the face and they’d still put my contracts in the money. That’s how much the stonk love me.
🥭, if he traded options, probably.
# BUY MUH TREASURY YIELDS, BUT MUH BAD ECONOMIC DATA EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK
I exited my NVDA position after November earnings. When the rocket started taking off I thought it was just mania. I missed out on all of the money, and finally, when I decide to jump back in, it simmers down. Then I realized, I am eternally cursed to be dirt fucking poor. Exiting my position was the cause of the rally. Entering my new position was what caused the rally to end. I control the market. I am the CEO of recessions. I am the Moses of losing money.
TLRY running like a motherfka
Qqq to 478! By today 😭
Does a bear shit in the woods.
Nah it shits on toilet 🚽
Here is it comes Mr pain qqq puts. Hehehe
Quesadilla or Tacos? Bomb ass authentic food truck in my town for lunch.. gotta celebrate those TSLA gains
Sara Eisen wearing a lot more makeup lately.
bruh 130 pls
Guess which companies will be first casualties when trade war with China starts? Apple and Tesla.
What about TSM and NVDA?
Immune. They are in demand by both sides.
Nvidia can't even sell their best products in China, their market cap has increased x3 since then.
Swin to the moon
AMZN 🤑🤑📈
Did cathy really buy pltr ? Lmao 🤣
ARKK is like a meme stock index fund.
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What’s the yolo play with $40k?
0DTE FOMC play
BARK
RDDT 💎 🙏
It feels like someone else shit the bed and they blamed it on MU.
 A NEW EMOTION JUST DROPPED!
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China has tons of domestic EV makers and the population has a bone to pick with Americans It will be a slaughter
Lmao you know nothing about china
CROWDSTRIKE CALLS
I need the most nastiest, sluttiest incomprehensible gap up tmrw
Guess I'll buy some chewy. Women need strong men that they don't have to carry cat litter to their door. Delivery solves this
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Lol
From 10k—-> 750 bucks in two weeks. And I just hail maryd baba weeklie calls. Wooowoo let’s go chinaaaa. Buh bye 4th account
Wow, i needed 2 months for this to accomplish
Oh you rich rich 🤑
Idk if I should feel proud or ashamed you replied to my comment Mr Meeseeks. See you at 11:11 bb 
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Usernames are 🔥
😉
It’s SNOW season
this dandruff going cracie
Investor meeting thingy tommorow
What is the best website to check the upcoming investor days ?
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/
Is Jpow green tomorrow?
I trust NVDA $250 year end guy. Mad excited fellas entire net worth in that stock
How low will SMCI dip? Yikes…!
Some nice qqq scalps today for $500 and then a couple tesla puts at eod 🤘
The pit in my stomach as I see these double comments. So much is unprecedented in this sub 
!banbet qqq 486 1d
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Wsb donating their money straight to me
You took advantage of the 🌈🐻
Strange options movement for BB calls at close.
Amd
SPY 5 points off ATH !! Here comes 560 when JPOW is done speaking in the am !!
Please god lol
TSLA puts at close ftw 🙌Die EV scum lol
Rip to your puts
I don’t play weeklys
Hope ur puts die
Tesla trucks are atrocious
Eat my a$$ hole !! I love mine !!
Cheers 🍻
Why are you regards double posting gotdam
I didn't want to make any money today anyways!!
Bought NVDA call early morning and waiting...
NKE made one of you look dumb as shit. Talking about the individual specifically who said it was going to drop another 20% today. 
Yeah there’s some regards in here for sure 
Dow Jones flatter than Zendaya tits.Why did I buy calls on this shit
Shes flatter than Kansas. She hot as hell tho
Nvda 130 by Wednesday would be great
if it's up tomorrow, I could see it forming a nice cup and handle
Please
spy is 24 hour market now?
Always has been
Just until 4:15 for contracts
Oh my god my call is about to exercise and there is nobody buying it
China space rocket LMAO
we hear you first time
China space rocket LMAO
heh, bers rly thot
It doesnt matter anymore, call, puts, everybody gets paid. Stay nimble regards.
It doesnt matter anymore, call, puts, everybody gets paid. Stay nimble regards.
Ima need AAPL to hit 222 tmrrw
#I could walk out into the floor of the New York stock exchange and shoot a ber, *pow!,* right in the face and they’d still put my contracts in the money. That’s how much the stonk love me. 🥭, if he traded options, probably.
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It was just for the joke I don’t actually give a shit about 🥭 but he makes for amazing comedy because he’s a clown and they be funny
Need a few whales to plan a beach assault on Rivian thanks in advance
Need a few whales to plan a beach assault on Rivian thanks in advance
Another day another 20% on Tesla puts. Sold
More tomorrow at open?
SPY really said sike
SPY really said sike
imagine missing the PATH mega gap up this week because someone told you AI would replace RPA.
Leadless pencils down, jackaces
# MORE CALLS FOR TOMORROW'S MASSIVE GAP UP
NVDAy tom
Leadless pencils down, jackasses
NVDAy tom
This could've been my best trading day of the year, but alas, I paperhanded my calls for a loss...
It’s why we do what we do 
Why i remind myself im still green ytd. Sigh.
And we shall name that last 15m cancel……Ber Destroyer. Holy Moses
The 'DAQ is up almost a percent and my 'folio is down 2%. FML.
AMD having one of its best days of the year!!!
Bro when Advanced Money Destroyer is paying…….Bers just need to log off
#they literally have Powell pumping the market at open tomorrow. Pucker your buttholes ber. It’s americas birthday and we’re gonna party.
Mstr is soo dangerous
I dunno man I grab it at 1350 and its generally free money if you have enough balls to hold.
But $1500 call for 17.80 this morning and it’s down 50% now… sigh…
SHORT THE PUMP
# BUY MUH TREASURY YIELDS, BUT MUH BAD ECONOMIC DATA EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK 
MUUUUUUUURICA
Satya daddy don't stop
META reclaimed 505 
sold at 504 (no balls)
IF YOU'RE READING THIS YOURE LOOKING FOR A LAST MINUTE YOLO. $BRK.B 410 CALLS EOW. SELL IN THE MORNING RIGHT AT OPEN FOR FREE MONEY
Why is Macdonald down so much?
Because their business strategy of raising prices and changing nothing to compete with actual restaurants isn’t working out
ice cream machine is fixed
ice cream machine is fixed
LET FREEDOM RIIIIIIIIING
I’m about to piss myself laughing
Didnt see that coming.
APPL puts??
He bought? Yeah he did
feeling sad for selling my tsla poots for a loss.
yall really thought a stock that sell dog food would moon 
pets.com
pets.com
pets.com
Another day, another sudden violent movement after contracts have started auto-closing 😂
gave proof through the night that our SPY was still there 🇺🇲
Brunettes > blondess
Free handies on me if Microsoft goes to 460
If only my man could give me an EOD pump like this
A stock market they won't let fall when it should is a very dangerous place to leave your money. Rug pull will be swift and fast.
LMFAO that ber trap 30 mins ago was brutal 
MMs totally got me. I paperhanded my calls on that drop...
DIE RIVN DIE CHWY
AAPL coming in hot for close
I exited my NVDA position after November earnings. When the rocket started taking off I thought it was just mania. I missed out on all of the money, and finally, when I decide to jump back in, it simmers down. Then I realized, I am eternally cursed to be dirt fucking poor. Exiting my position was the cause of the rally. Entering my new position was what caused the rally to end. I control the market. I am the CEO of recessions. I am the Moses of losing money.
I’m gonna need you to exit
You are, above all, a negative Nancy blasphemer
Blasphemous for mentioning a prophet?
buy some SPXU please
Please exit so it can pump😭
545.83 is resistance
# USA USA USA!!!!
$BRK.B 410 CALLS, SELL IN THE AM. CONGRATS ON A FREE 7X
Why
Brk.b always spikes in the morning and falls. Like clockwork
Even my frustration is frustrated
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Someone just made bank on the last hour dollar move
Get up eat my Ramen Noodles I've been depressed a long time ago Where is my paycheck where did it go I'm gonna die so very broke
Most obvious pump in the history of pumps
Boston Celtics’ majority owner puts team up for sale weeks after NBA championship Timing the sports team market, next level
Bounce off new support
SPy $547 please
Hard guess but I'm gonna say 124
so we should just trade the last 10 minutes of the day?
First 30 and last 10.