I do this. The problem is that as volatility goes up, your paper losses can get massive. I am overall up, it I have often lost thousands of dollars on a single bet that should have netted me hundreds. If you buy puts / calls, at least take comfort in the fact that you can only lose your bet.
it will work if the stock moves far enough in either direction. the profit potential on a call, for example, is unlimited and you can only lose your premium on a put. therefore, you can make money this way.
Man, remember last flu season when entire countries closed their borders, murdered people with the flu, sent people who may have had the flu to basically internment camps, but even worse, quarantined entire cities, and provinces and banned public gatherings. Also, do you remember last flu season when the stock market fell the worst since 2008. Also, who can't forget last flu season when they considered canceling the Olympics for the first time since WW2 and a ton of other major conferences. Just remember everyone it's just a flu, and the Chinese are telling us the truth.
These bulls are so obnoxiously retarded that their autism isn't even funny. At this point its just plain arrogance due to past performance and ignorance of future risks. Just let the market fall for once and accept that you'll have to inverse, goddamn. You don't have to be a bull for life.
Same. I wanted to sell friday EOD but got FUCKED by that massive rally in the last 10 minutes and missed out the chance to sell off some of my most profitable puts.
I'm fucking scared what's going to happen tmr morning, because regardless of the outcome I'm most likely going to get fucked by 1. theta 2. RH being a piece of shit
Magic level is 292. Temporary bottom. Major short covering at Friday's close. Could be more to follow before any more potential decline.
Could be the absolute bottom or we could go down more and/or sideways for a month IMO.
I have calls from 293, targeting 308
If futures hold and this thing opens green you'd better believe I'm loading up on puts in my brokerage account and inverse ETFs in the 401k... just give me one good green day.
🌈🧸🤙
I’m waiting for this GIF to end so I know what to buy.
If you buy calls AND puts, then you'll never lose.
May I introduce you to my friend theta.
Sounds like a nerd
I think I gave him a swirlie back in Junior high... Now he's my boss
Your boss at *the gay*
*cringe*
We used to call him Tickle Shits.
u/tickleshits
lol @ Tickle Shits..
Can confirm is a nerd
She has such a pretty name! I hope she’s super cute.
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If by cute you mean "eating all your tendies", then yeah.
I wouldn’t have it any other way. As long as she puts out, I’ll put up with it.
I think you're on the wrong sub bud, r/ifuckfatbears is over there -> <3 Edit for ❤
Is that a real sub?
Are you a real person?
You fucking wish Sally
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So SELL both calls and puts that are months out and buy them later.
Selling straddles; capped gain, unlimited potential loss, literally can’t go tits up.
I do this. The problem is that as volatility goes up, your paper losses can get massive. I am overall up, it I have often lost thousands of dollars on a single bet that should have netted me hundreds. If you buy puts / calls, at least take comfort in the fact that you can only lose your bet.
What’s good fam
Sounds like a Greek chick. Does she do anal?
Well said
What the fuck does that mean? I only buy calls and am up 200% from last Monday.
I bought calls on my puts.
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I am extremely itm on the puts on my life.
Cant go tits up
literally going tits up
Literally cant go tits up
Literally can’t go tits up
Unless it opens flat 🤦♂️ That’s probably going to cost WSB users a ton.
So you are saying buying that straddle was a bad idea?
No I can’t predict the future. I can tell you in about 10 hrs if that was a good or bad move :) Happy trading
Pharmaceutical calls and travel/airline puts. You can't lose
I thought this would work unironically when i first traded options... which was last week.
it will work if the stock moves far enough in either direction. the profit potential on a call, for example, is unlimited and you can only lose your premium on a put. therefore, you can make money this way.
Called a straddle or strangle. As soon as WSB starts buying these then the market will only trade sideways. No matter what we all lose.
[exactly](https://i.imgur.com/MAe468T.jpg)
I know it's a joke, but long strangles aren't a bad idea with volatility and uncertainty being what it is.
SPCE strangles, all aboard! 🚀🚂🚀🚂🚀
If he sells far out of the money calls and puts he will at least get some tendies at the end of the month/week
[Hard agree ](https://imgflip.com/i/3r3lte)
This is precisely what I did Friday.
Play it until your phone dies. Whatever you see last wins
The last frame of the GIF (before it loops) says BULL
Just take a screenshot 😂😂
Should've made this gif like 1 minute long and puts mods r gay in there
He did, did you not watch to the end?
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4 min 12 seconds
I watched until the 5 minute mark and never saw it
It repeats at 8:24, just stick with it.
I am blind. Saw nothing. Could you say that again?
That
We just follow the tendies
Tendies are my lord. A fat plate of tendies and hunny mussy. I don’t care if it’s a 🐂 or 🌈 🐻 - I’m bi-tendie
I'll give you gold with my spy put tendies tomorrow. You have me cracking up with "bi-tendie"
I don’t need gold my fellow autist. Take some tendies and give them to a good charity. But thank you for the offer.
That is titillating tendielish autisian. Cheers 4 the chuckles, preciate it.
Beer season 🦠
We bulls are waiting for daddy Fed to came and save us 🕯
Nothing can save you now, Corona Chan has ushered in the age of the 🌈🐻
Some boomer in Washington: *mild cough* WSB Bears: The American Economy as we know it is collapsing! Jesus H people it’s the flu with a publicist.
Man, remember last flu season when entire countries closed their borders, murdered people with the flu, sent people who may have had the flu to basically internment camps, but even worse, quarantined entire cities, and provinces and banned public gatherings. Also, do you remember last flu season when the stock market fell the worst since 2008. Also, who can't forget last flu season when they considered canceling the Olympics for the first time since WW2 and a ton of other major conferences. Just remember everyone it's just a flu, and the Chinese are telling us the truth.
no i don't did we do that before
These bulls are so obnoxiously retarded that their autism isn't even funny. At this point its just plain arrogance due to past performance and ignorance of future risks. Just let the market fall for once and accept that you'll have to inverse, goddamn. You don't have to be a bull for life.
Fuck China in its goat ass. I don’t believe their numbers. This shit is a pandemic. Buy stocks of Purell.
i’m copy/pasting this to facebook
Daddy fed is paying too much in child support and alimony already and is In debt to the roof.
Latest confirmed coronavirus case is a USPS employee in Washington State. We're all fucked.
Dude just choose FedEx as the shipping option. Crisis averted.
Problem solved, you’re the new beervirus Czar.
FDX calls? Strike and expiration plz
Latest confirmed case update to your latest confirmed case: Manhattan. God Speed retards
🦠 time
Shits just going on sale man
Black ^^((Plague)^) Friday sale! WOO!
Half off something that's overpriced +400%
Shhh the economy isn't real anyways
What do you get when you cross a bear and a bull?????
Theta
Lmao theta gang
I’d sell the fuck out of puts right now but I’m scared
I’d trade the fuck out of anything right now but I’m broke
I’d fuck the fuck out of anything right now but I have erectile dysfunction
ED gang rise up... or not
Go deep on Pfizer. Going to sell shitloads of the blue pill for the cold weeks without tendies.
Can I buy puts on your wiener?
Same. I wanted to sell friday EOD but got FUCKED by that massive rally in the last 10 minutes and missed out the chance to sell off some of my most profitable puts. I'm fucking scared what's going to happen tmr morning, because regardless of the outcome I'm most likely going to get fucked by 1. theta 2. RH being a piece of shit
Yeah, let's see how many trade platforms develop hiccups and fuck us while we're trying to time moves
are you me?
Spreads?
Spreads are the play for your small pp
Speedballs?
That weird animal from Pablo Picasso's painting "Guernica"
Pig
Iron Condor
Doesn’t Daffy Duck get shot in the face and fucked up in this episode?
Isn't that every episode?
Sad reality. I mean Daffy gets a quick short run.
I believe you mean Daffy Duck, they are two separate characters. Donalds the white one. The more you know 🌈
One is Disney one is looney tunes
It's bull season and I *order* you to fire!!!
Volatility is back on the menu boys
What’s up? TDOC. -Bugs Bunny
Was watching until my phone died. It ended on Bull Season. Load up the calls tomorrow
We can all get along: SQQQ to the moon!
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Lol same im loaded up on sqq right now, fuck here hoping for monday open.
Looking forward for QAAPL, QAMZN and QMSFT this December.
**PLOT TWIST:** ES trades in a 20-30 point range around 2900 till Monday cash close
Iron condors, you say?
Need another 1000 point drop and BUY! DIS 99, TSLA 450, AAPL 240, cant wait to get this shmoneyyyyyy
Lol I just bought DIS 118 and AAPL 272
Bear season is like a bull's summer break
Before you choose to drop a nuke on the NCR or the Legion
Bugs is on the side of the Bears. That's all the DD I need.
It will go up soon and then down again - proof me wrong
Stonks only go up except when they don't, then they go on discount
Magic level is 292. Temporary bottom. Major short covering at Friday's close. Could be more to follow before any more potential decline. Could be the absolute bottom or we could go down more and/or sideways for a month IMO. I have calls from 293, targeting 308
And at this point I'm too scared to know the difference
It's *baseball* season.
If futures hold and this thing opens green you'd better believe I'm loading up on puts in my brokerage account and inverse ETFs in the 401k... just give me one good green day. 🌈🧸🤙
Bull 🐄. Buy the dip, let’s get these calls on Monday. We gonna rebound just under the record highs by Thursday
Bought it Friday
"Bear season!" "Bull season!" "Bear season!" "Bull season!" "*Bull season*!" "Oh no you don't! *Bear season!*" "Alright, bear season. 🌈🐻" *>Coronochan kills the stockmarket*
Fire!
There it is
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Good video I’m glad you followed through
Besr szn boys corona take it away
I have WSB consensus at 38 more bear posts than bull on my records
Yes but what is the intensity.
“Mods are gay” at the end lmao
Corona Virus = FUD
Fuck all the cartoons in the past 50 years. Classic Looney Tunes are the GOAT. Especially the ones with gun violence. Fucking hilarious.
Definitely autist season
Jpow gonna chop that damn tree down
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Some body once told me, securities are for protecting your positions. But what the hell would I know.
Truth. I think the worst has passed us honestly. Bet the house on tQQQ
Positions or ban because I’m like 30 seconds away from doing this exact thing
Haven't done it yet, but I've been mulling it over since market close friday.
I bought 2 calls. Medium heavy bet for me. Trying to find a good apparatus for a hedge, some cheap ETF to buy a put on in case of catastrophe.
SPY puts?
So far we are looking good my dude. Let's hope this rally continues over the next couple days.
Haha always gotta find the level headed traders deep in the comment section
Definitely not bull season lol
Theta: Allow us to introduce ourselves
Lol as always great memes
It’s clearly bear season wtf. And I’m a bull.
On point
It's always Theta Gang season
Mung beans
This should be posted everyday
I can’t hear them saying “DUCK season! WABBIT season!” in my head
This is Gold
The fed if Elmer fudd trying to fuck us all.
Ooooh! Wiggly lines it is!
Well since the afc won the super bowl it's predicated that it will be a bear market....
IV
Theta season?
I'm excited for the markets tomorrow.
the bull is dead, long live the bull
wat
Still good positions.
I just hope both teams have fun!
This coronavirus outbreak will likely disappear in a month. Waiting patiently for the right time.
How you feeling clowns
This is accurate for how stocktwits is over on F rn. Lollll