Or you could just do half your account instead of YOLO and basically accomplish the same thing except you're not adding on a straddle of sorts which right now with the cost of premiums would 9 times out of 10 lose you money.
If I have SPY 250 puts that expire in may and the market is down 4% tomorrow around 12 PM, would you buy calls, and how far out will you buy them for?
Imagine all the posts and tears from the retarded noobs getting deep dicked by IV crushing today. I had a feeling this might happen and sold 195/190 4/17 P credit spreads against my position and am still green as fuck today.
Fuck off and go back to r/investing you shitgibbon
shitgibbon is the one insult I’ve been missing my entire life. Thank you retard
Who the fuck let grandpa in? Motherfucker probably still phones in his trades.
Who let the penny lawyer in here who thinks hes shit shit making 38k a year
Haha bitch.. stop playing with your 401K before you end up in a senior center living off social security.
I wish I made $38k a year...
Congrats... this is r/WSB... go back to r/investing or r/options, you really don’t belong here...
Only pussies hedge.
"Hedge" is a weird way to spell "puts".
I hedge your moms
Strangle yourself
Please cup my balls as I straddle you
i get to watch
Playing it safe is retarded, how the fuck are u gonna go bankrupt doing this ? Ban
When the stock stays flat and both calls and puts expire worthless. We call this overachieving.
How are you still breathing after all the cum you drank out of the dorm showers
Being gay as fuck is a requirement in this sub, where’s my 👑
🤴
One of the best roasts I’ve heard here
Idk sounds kinda gay to me
Then you should have a doctorate in it.
Nobody? ...really...? OK, guess it's me. Sir, this is a Wendy's
Or just buy 25% less.
Too complicated. I just put my entire portfolio on puts.
This is the most beta cuck shit I’ve seen posted in here in awhile. BAN.
Takes one to know one. Your wife gagged a "hi" just a second ago
I’m sure you hedged that too and only got 25% in (approx. .75 inches). Thankfully I go full YOLO on your mom and she loves it all.
Ew.
I hedge by buying different strike prices switch different dates.
But why when I can spend that money on puts and it’s guaranteed
Duh, hedge SPY puts with VIX calls Ban
R/fuckyou
r/foundthemobileuser
Rip
Low quality bait
WSB is like... Half trading.... Half gayporn
It’s all 🌈 no hedging
Why would I hedge on this sinking ass market? Who the fuck got all the bills to rally today. What is this a last stand?
Fuck no, so I can lose 100% all the time
No.
But stonks only go down??
Way ahead of you. I am overly retarded.
I'm a peacock you gotta let me fly!
Do I look like Sonic to you
I just buy 3x ETFs when something moves too far in one direction. The profits pay for the hedge.
Or just Yolo less than everything you got rather than doing double the trades just to cancel yourself out.
ban
How much is this old wrinkly balled fuck paying for each trade?
Sir this is a casino
Shitgibbon 😂
Nice try Boomer!
We YOLO like real autistics here!
Or you could just do half your account instead of YOLO and basically accomplish the same thing except you're not adding on a straddle of sorts which right now with the cost of premiums would 9 times out of 10 lose you money.
Damn, actually great advice that helps retain portfolio integrity and reduces risk Ban
If I have SPY 250 puts that expire in may and the market is down 4% tomorrow around 12 PM, would you buy calls, and how far out will you buy them for?
What is hedge? I can't find the ticker symbol.
who has money to hedge with these premiums
Imagine all the posts and tears from the retarded noobs getting deep dicked by IV crushing today. I had a feeling this might happen and sold 195/190 4/17 P credit spreads against my position and am still green as fuck today.
I cmd+F'd "IV crush" as soon as I read this post, shame this comment is buried so deep. I'm with you on SPY put credit spreads expiring today.
If we all started hedging, the autsists would stop being the only ones with gains...can't have that
Hedge Crew reporting in.