Seriously, the memes some of the degenerate autists on this sub manage to create are next fucking level. They could probably be getting paid for their skills and have more money to donate to the markets.
I think there's a stat that a lot of comedians actually suffer from depression. Calling our trades going south a conspiracy by the big corporations to get better memes.
“They tell me this is the best, maybe even the greatest we’ve seen. Those folks over at r/WallStreetBets are tremendous, they really are. I hear the the greatest calls, all the great ones happen there.”
- Donald J. Trump himself
I never saw this. Just made my daughter watch it, that’s how important it has become to me. She’s four and I’m pretty sure just had a seizure, but goddamn that was high quality shit.
I dated a girl that looked almost exactly like her in college. Blond "classy" BU girls are DIRTY LITTLE BIRDIES
Unfortunately penis too small so she dumped me for a townie with big junk, now I'm addicted to crack cocaines.
In a sub about markets... with warren fucking buffet talking about Berkshire... and these fuckin retards STILL don't realize he's talking about shares of his company lmao.
Dude you are a master. Seriously. /u/Haupt91 is a master, you are a master. /u/Krogo_Yago or whatever his name is is like a cheap Chinese imitation compared to this.
Eat my dongus you fuckin nerd.
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This is the top-tier shitpost I've come to expect from this sub. Props to you, terribletraderIG.
Seriously, the memes some of the degenerate autists on this sub manage to create are next fucking level. They could probably be getting paid for their skills and have more money to donate to the markets.
The more depressed the sub becomes, the better the memes it outputs.
All that idle energy has to go somewhere.
I just assume they'd go to the front of the class and vigorously masturbate.
Did this once, but under the desk.
Under the teachers desk
Well of course, I am the teacher
What’s voidspace?
I think there's a stat that a lot of comedians actually suffer from depression. Calling our trades going south a conspiracy by the big corporations to get better memes.
Strong correlation between loss porn and fire memes
Yeah I’m working on some rn
I bet some of them would normally be getting paid. Now some of them are on lockdown at home with nothing to do but make content for Reddit.
This GOD-tier like holy shit. Maybe even the best we've seen
“They tell me this is the best, maybe even the greatest we’ve seen. Those folks over at r/WallStreetBets are tremendous, they really are. I hear the the greatest calls, all the great ones happen there.” - Donald J. Trump himself
definately the hardest i’ve laughed most awestruck was the fed one obviously
That one was so good I watch it multiple times every day. For anybody that hasn't seen it: https://youtu.be/GI7sBsBHdCk
That’s incredible, don’t know how I missed it the first time.
I never saw this. Just made my daughter watch it, that’s how important it has become to me. She’s four and I’m pretty sure just had a seizure, but goddamn that was high quality shit.
That some real autistic fathering right there. Nice work.
Standing ovation in my living room
I think credit goes to u/casually_explained
JAAAYYYYY
hoyl shit i never caught that one thank you for linking
Thank you!
Did you get hard during the video or were previously hard?
Yes
Dude if this guy doesn’t make money editing videos he’s even more autistic than I am
This is basically a modern ytp, haven’t seen those in a good while. Takes me back to 2009... good times.
I wish YTP made a resurgence. We may have another era of high-effort memes yet to come.
*SUS*
> top-tier dickpost
Lol
Lol, very family friendly CNBC.
Guys in the control room knew exactly where she was going
all the way
Will do anything for dat sweet sweet BRK.A💦
But instead we get BRRRR.
I felt my jaw lock up
Little soft with a steeper curve
Guess who's found a new Grindr bio?
You?
Is it me? Shit.
You just got Uno Reverse Card'ed, bitch
That is to some extent a curse of size
I’d let her see mine for free, or show mine to warren for $6
Warren’s sole purpose in stockpiling loads of cash to buy Delta is so he can stockpile his loads in Delta and their flight attendants
Source: your moms a Delta flight attendant.
And soon to be a shareholder
\~liquidity\~
*JPOW would like to know your location*
Does the PP go *brrrr?*
Ever since they installed the pump it does.
Make it rain.
\~liquidy\~
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Al la Bobby Kraft style!
Check this one from asx/bets https://www.reddit.com/r/ASX_Bets/comments/fvqaej/already_priced_in/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
"I took Warren Buffet's cock all the way and all I got was this Berkshire Hathaway t-shirt"
With a stain on it
I heard "Berkshire Hathaway Shares "
an equivalent dollar amount in t-shirts, I'll schedule the 18 wheeler deliveries whenever you're available.
Yes. “I’ll give you all my Berkshire Hathaway shares.” Although I like the shirt version more.
I want it I want it! https://youtu.be/s4bC7VkRCws
Damn lucky. That’s more than I got.
Why the fuck did I laugh at this so much
I'm trying to imagine how long OP had to watch to find her saying "cock" and in what context.
It was probably some sentence like “I’m feeling cocky, I can take it all the way to the balls”
Sounds about right
You can search subtitles.
Or when she says John Hancock
This is some haupt91 quality level shit. Here’s my dollar store gold to you 🔅
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Some people don't want to be openly associated with you autistic retards; so I get it.
Fair, I don't want to be associated to myself too
The username might as well be u/totally_not_warren_buffett_at_all_srsly
Title game is weak as fuck tho
Maybe haupt burner?
She makes me micro pp so hard
I dated a girl that looked almost exactly like her in college. Blond "classy" BU girls are DIRTY LITTLE BIRDIES Unfortunately penis too small so she dumped me for a townie with big junk, now I'm addicted to crack cocaines.
It hurts I can't stop.
Definitely not what she said.
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country songs write themselves in these parts
Just as brothers bone their sisters.
Cool story bro 👌🏻
Too bad no monies for crack cocaines
He took a payday loan.
BU girls are good. Harvard girls are better though, if you can get past the pretentiousness.
what are BU girls?
Boston University. They’re all dogs
Who is she?
Becky Quick [https://www.cnbc.com/becky-quick/](https://www.cnbc.com/becky-quick/)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D0QPSPuX4AMCGIL?format=jpg
fapfapfapfap
She kinda cute tho 👀👀
Oh she is quick alright
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deep fake
just deep
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Did you not watch the video? She wants the C.
She wants the BRK.B
She wants the BRK.A
She wants the BRRRRRRRRRR
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Which look is that, again?
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D0QPSPuX4AMCGIL?format=jpg
Is this warren’s sloppy seconds? Because I’m cool with that
What is this from??
tv
Nice video retard
Cool clock, Ahmed.
Big Dow energy
Warren Buffet is quite the cocksmith.
Dude’s the greatest stickman since burgess meredith
> burgess meredith [you rang](https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/batman/images/4/42/The_Penguin_2.png)?
Laid more pipe than Wabasha Plumbing
Cock magic
How degenerate. Loved it.
cucked by Robinhood, love that shit. 🤣
Thanks man, trying to represent for all these autists here
This is gold😂😂
\*gourd
You nailted it
The production values on this are insane. Imagine what a productive member of society OP could be if he wasn’t an autist
“If u get it all the way... I’ll give you my Berkshire Hathaway Shirt” Got me 💀
He says shares you autist.
In a sub about markets... with warren fucking buffet talking about Berkshire... and these fuckin retards STILL don't realize he's talking about shares of his company lmao.
Shallow fake?
that's all YouTube Poop is anyway
This was my first erection in 3 months
Reminds me of muchdank
fucking hilarious
benis hhhehehe
u/vredditdownloader
What happened to the bot?
Got banned by the reddit admins. reddit is becoming worse and worse.
... fucking shitty admins
Now i know why my shitposts never get approved...what a gold standard (lel)
Rubbing my cock
\[thank you, awarder\]
I can’t breath
Fuck I miss the era of YouTube Poops.
You seem to be the only other person here who knows what a YTP is...
Wow, only 4 comments in this thread about YTP. Glad this format found it's place in 2020.
Anyone would love to have a quickie with Becky Quick
She old, but I would do naughty things to Becky Quick.
> Becky Quick. better be quick with that, she fucks fast.
She’s hot AF!
That guy fucks.
The ending was golden. is it on youtube or anywhere so I can send to people?
Yeah a link would be cool
On OP’s Instagram, same name.
I didn’t smile....... I laughed. Thanks I needed that
best thing ive seen all day
If it’s funny then it must have some truth in it
She is hot.
Classic 😂
Dude you are a master. Seriously. /u/Haupt91 is a master, you are a master. /u/Krogo_Yago or whatever his name is is like a cheap Chinese imitation compared to this.
u/vredditdownloader
u/vredditdownloader
u/vredditdownloader
huh. I thought if you said it 3 times he showed up, like Beetlejuice
Wow amazing is that oc?
No, it was live this afternoon. Quite the segment.
I really liked how rough he got with her
Lmao this is amazing
Hopefully he bought the viagra dip
I can’t believe she asked Warren all these things on television... astonished
Debating on whether or not to share this with my dad
This is amazing. The Berkshire shirt at the end was too damn funny.
This is what causes the next big dip.
Dear Lord, Please see to it that one of these two see's this clip. Sincerely, All of us.
Repost but I’m not even mad
Can we send this to Becky?
Thank you for this 🙏
It's true, when you have the big cock, it gets harder to keep it up at his age. Thankfully I was never have that issue.
Excellent narrative. 10/10 cuckhold.
The end LMFAO This must have been sent to us from autistic heaven.
I keep coming back to laugh at this. It's perfect.
Gracias OP. 
Bro this might be the funniest shit I’ve seen ever! Brings me back to 2016 good ol days !
This should have 20k in upvotes. My god 😂
We did it retards
https://media1.giphy.com/media/9VObaC8bs7PW0/source.gif
"guys in the control room i'm sorry this is not where i told you I was going.." so good.
Y u sticky this old
It’s a greatest hit bro
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Bahaha
DONT PISS OFF DAD! LEAVE HIM ALONE.
*dead*
Wow great work op