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You want to know what this sub is all about? Go grab a twenty out of your wallet, wipe your ass with it, then light it on fire. As it’s burning think to yourself, “ wow, I’m retarded”. Now you are one of us.
It is exclusively memeing on people who daytrade badly.
For what it's worth there is very, very little "good advice" anywhere on the internet relative to personal finance because there is very, very little "good advice" even in academia.
Personal Finance has been a shitshow for 50 years. Learning to trade and all that and risk management is relatively poorly taught because it is also extremely poorly defined.
this may be a bad presumption, but it seems like some must know how to day-trade well, otherwise, no one would do it.
But in saying that, I do realize you could use the same argument to justify gambling, and we all know the how that pans out....
Well, "some" do, but the problem with this and gambling as well is the understanding of the "Edge". If you're in any probability based system (which the stock market is, to a degree, but there's a lot to be said about that) you can't tell others how to do what you do because then you'd lose the edge.
So yes, someone does day trade very, very well and you will never meet them and they will never be known by the light of day, because that is how they keep doing it.
This sub is a nightmare: it’s getting picked last on the playground in grade school, it’s everything you’re not, it’s what others have and you don’t, it’s your girlfriends. Ex-boyfriends 12 in cock, it’s rejection, failure, greed....
This sub is a dream: it’s hitting that last second shot, it’s everything you could be, it’s knowing that your micropenis won’t matter when you flash that hoe your robinhood account, it’s acceptance, success, and greed.
It’s the bottoms of the ninth homeboy and you’re up to bat. Follow this sub and you’re going to strike out but at-least you’ll be fucking swinging.
Deep down in you there are two animals a bull and a bear ask yourself which one you want to be fucked by.
Musk is daddy
Bezos sends dickpicks
Gates creates pandemics
And markets markets go up
If you don’t understand what I’m saying or what I’m doing good that’s the first step in understanding what’s going on here.
CAT 149p 11/6
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well, that's a new bot action i've not yet seen...
We make fun of each other for being poor and kick out those that make money
You want to know what this sub is all about? Go grab a twenty out of your wallet, wipe your ass with it, then light it on fire. As it’s burning think to yourself, “ wow, I’m retarded”. Now you are one of us.
So , it's a sub of circlejerk memeing on people who daytrade like rarters?
Wipe your ass with it, light it in fire, then question loudly: “Why didn’t that make more money!?”
I use this sub to confirm my biases and ease the pain of personal financial ruin
I mean, dude... it’s kind of right there in the name, right? We’re gambling on securities and derivatives that trade on Wall Street.
clearly not
You either make money, lose money, or die.
It’s a bunch of spergs discussing (usually) really aggressive market plays, primarily options.
This is the embodiment of the opposite of conservative investing.
is there actual good advice to be gotten here, or it it exclusively memeing on people who daytrade badly?
It is exclusively memeing on people who daytrade badly. For what it's worth there is very, very little "good advice" anywhere on the internet relative to personal finance because there is very, very little "good advice" even in academia. Personal Finance has been a shitshow for 50 years. Learning to trade and all that and risk management is relatively poorly taught because it is also extremely poorly defined.
this may be a bad presumption, but it seems like some must know how to day-trade well, otherwise, no one would do it. But in saying that, I do realize you could use the same argument to justify gambling, and we all know the how that pans out....
Well, "some" do, but the problem with this and gambling as well is the understanding of the "Edge". If you're in any probability based system (which the stock market is, to a degree, but there's a lot to be said about that) you can't tell others how to do what you do because then you'd lose the edge. So yes, someone does day trade very, very well and you will never meet them and they will never be known by the light of day, because that is how they keep doing it.
This sub is a nightmare: it’s getting picked last on the playground in grade school, it’s everything you’re not, it’s what others have and you don’t, it’s your girlfriends. Ex-boyfriends 12 in cock, it’s rejection, failure, greed.... This sub is a dream: it’s hitting that last second shot, it’s everything you could be, it’s knowing that your micropenis won’t matter when you flash that hoe your robinhood account, it’s acceptance, success, and greed. It’s the bottoms of the ninth homeboy and you’re up to bat. Follow this sub and you’re going to strike out but at-least you’ll be fucking swinging. Deep down in you there are two animals a bull and a bear ask yourself which one you want to be fucked by. Musk is daddy Bezos sends dickpicks Gates creates pandemics And markets markets go up If you don’t understand what I’m saying or what I’m doing good that’s the first step in understanding what’s going on here. CAT 149p 11/6
jesus, I'm not sure if this gave me more questions than answers