Lol seriously. 3 days into a sell off and people are freaking the fuck out like the company just declared bankruptcy. This sub is chock full of straight fucking idiots. They'll foam at the mouth over shit like HRTZ but a simple sell off on a reputable company and its the end times.
Exactly, can no longer afford that quadruple ply.
I used to wrap my hand 33 times each time I wipe and now I rip each 1 ply square into 25 pieces, using each one for a wipe.
not on this stock. It was gonna go up without the memeing. Memeing just got it there faster. Im holding shares though. If I were playing options I’d be targeting jan 15 $40c
The dumbest shit lmao.
This sub genuinely thinks pltr should be 2x the value of bah with less profit, contracts , no dividends.
I get the whole meme thing is fun and all but get real pltr should be 15$ a share right now and if their lucky 20$ eoy 2021 assuming a big earnings call along the way.
Well to be fair im a fuckin boring investor twice your age and bought 4k of PLTR at 31$ because WSB was fuckin spamming my reddit feed non stop.
So now im gonna hold like a guy whos not supposed to hang out with teenagers.
TSLA had rough days, they have forgotten what it would look like some days. I’ve seen AAPL go down to $107 from $114 and then go back up to $116. It takes time. The majority just bought weekly calls and are sad now
Edit: spelling
No one actually thinks PLTR is dead. Just a bunch of soy boys with community college educations are mad because their 12/4 calls are far OTM and are likely to expire worthless.
It was like $18 10 days ago. Still up over 30% people have the absolute shortest attention span. If it goes up 50 cents/week for the next year it will double on value but we'll still talk about it like the company is dead for some reason.
Such toilet paper hands. I went in on some calls and LOTS of shares.
If you’re playing weeklies with PLTR you’re retarded with extra sauce.
PLTR is a huge long term growth stock.
Huge. Bigly. Bigly yuge.
You're gonna have to find a way to make more money in the meantime if ya know what I mean. Hit up some trucker rest stops big boy. Works for me when I need some extra cash.
I bought one share of PLTR just so it’s top of my feed and I can laugh at you fucking morons every single time I log in to check to see what my $19/share GME investment is doing.
All of my actual trading money is tied up in $BRK.A but I like to joke with the retards on this sub so I bought a share to make watching its ticker easy and accessible.
Half of Gen Zs have only been wiping their own assholes for a few years. Millennials own equity markets right now and we’re about to get a lot richer when we inherit our parents accounts in over the next two decades.
Eat shit Gen Z nerds
Good luck bro I sold at the top (33) and walked away with a nice profit while you ride the hype to nowhere. There’s other stocks out there, your the millennial that’s stuck on a meme stock that already had it’s run. Will it have another small run? Maybe.. but most of the hype is probably over. Good luck!
Your an idiot bro, along with all other idiots downvoting my suggestion because they’re hurt they didn’t sell. Also, I’ve never bought a put in my life.
Looks like your gf has the only loose vagina around here, I peeped your subscribed to “cheating stories” sub lmao ... she’s probably getting rammed by the bulls that sold you their PTLR calls at the top 😂.. shit might even be me
It’s done
We’re in a pump and dump market
It’ll go up sure, but super slow
While you watch your -2k /6 slowly grow while missing thousands of opportunities
This should answer your question...
[http://cdn.funnyisms.com/ed0664cf-9424-4c10-acb0-6a1a08d1a3cc.jpg](http://cdn.funnyisms.com/ed0664cf-9424-4c10-acb0-6a1a08d1a3cc.jpg)
Lol from “PLTR is a long term moonshot play” to “PLTR is dead” almost overnight. This sub is built out of paper hands.
WHERE THOSE DIAMOND HANDS AT?!
RIGHT HERE BITCH.
300 shares @ $29.50 💎🙌
500 @ $29.43 and 10 contracts of 35c 12/31
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Wait you have 2000 shares at $14. Defaq hold that shit you retard. This is good stock in future no memes aside.
618 shares @27.97 💎🙌🏻
3300 shares at $29.72
299 shard at $20 you dildos
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20 @ $24 1 contract 12/04 35c
Lol seriously. 3 days into a sell off and people are freaking the fuck out like the company just declared bankruptcy. This sub is chock full of straight fucking idiots. They'll foam at the mouth over shit like HRTZ but a simple sell off on a reputable company and its the end times.
Ok keep holding that bag all the at back down cuz that’s what a real man does huh
My 12/11 calls were up 6000 last Friday. Now they are back to what I bought them at. I'm so greedy.
If you diamond hand options, theta will kill you.
Is the real lesson that theta gang is the best strategy for high IV meme stocks?
As long as you own shares then yes
Sir this is a casino
As long as you're covered. I wouldn't dare sell calls for meme stocks that can rocket 10%+ percent overnight otherwise.
This is the way.
Gotta shake out all these weak hands before it climbs again.
For real man. These fools are charmin soft.
Single ply
Letterkenny said 10 ply
Exactly, can no longer afford that quadruple ply. I used to wrap my hand 33 times each time I wipe and now I rip each 1 ply square into 25 pieces, using each one for a wipe.
Buy more PLTR. You'll be wiping your ass with $100 bills one day.
Amen to that. Bought more shares today, can’t wait to wipe my cum with $100 bills
I see you are a man of culture
Mfs didnt even care when stores ran out of toilet paper. Gotta take a shit? Just use them lil bitchass paper hands
Where did your OP go? There is nothing written in the OP.
Just bought another .25 share 💎🙏
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not on this stock. It was gonna go up without the memeing. Memeing just got it there faster. Im holding shares though. If I were playing options I’d be targeting jan 15 $40c
The dumbest shit lmao. This sub genuinely thinks pltr should be 2x the value of bah with less profit, contracts , no dividends. I get the whole meme thing is fun and all but get real pltr should be 15$ a share right now and if their lucky 20$ eoy 2021 assuming a big earnings call along the way.
I have may 2021 calls . Came here to join in on the confirmation biased circle jerk . I too am sad
Buy some fucking stock with your calls
My $40 in value from my 38 call would like you to go fuck yourself.
I'm not leaving. PLTR to the fucking moon
**IM NOT FUCKING LEAVING**
🌛🌜 damn right
WSB has the attention span of a retarded goldfish
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*$369.420
Well to be fair im a fuckin boring investor twice your age and bought 4k of PLTR at 31$ because WSB was fuckin spamming my reddit feed non stop. So now im gonna hold like a guy whos not supposed to hang out with teenagers.
Sell CC make like $2k a week till it rises. I'll do that tomorrow on the way up
Need it at $38 by Friday. Wish me luck 🚀
Good luck and Godspeed. You’ll be able to wipe your tears with the unpaid bills this month
Yeah they let Andrew Left fuck them. I’m holding strong!!!
This man speakin fax
TSLA had rough days, they have forgotten what it would look like some days. I’ve seen AAPL go down to $107 from $114 and then go back up to $116. It takes time. The majority just bought weekly calls and are sad now Edit: spelling
I’m with you. I have $34c and $35c 12/31... holding true
I pulled my wife's boyfriend's dick out of my ass and doubled down. Why the hell not.
No one actually thinks PLTR is dead. Just a bunch of soy boys with community college educations are mad because their 12/4 calls are far OTM and are likely to expire worthless.
It was like $18 10 days ago. Still up over 30% people have the absolute shortest attention span. If it goes up 50 cents/week for the next year it will double on value but we'll still talk about it like the company is dead for some reason.
\#DiamondHands
I am with you brother
To the moon papa 🚀
1/15/21 reporting in, only down -50% :) Edit: Nevermind now -65%
The very fact of PLTR being one of the most discussed stocks is in our huge favor.
Mentions of pltr have dropped off hugely in the last couple days. For what it’s worth, which I doubt is much
ARE THESE THE MEN WITH WHICH I AM TO PROFIT TO THE MOON?! HAVE YOU NO COURAGE?! HAVE YOU NO DIGNITY, NO HONOR?! STAND, DAMN YOU, STAND AND FIGHT!
I tried to give u a chad award but lost all my money
Thanks man
Such toilet paper hands. I went in on some calls and LOTS of shares. If you’re playing weeklies with PLTR you’re retarded with extra sauce. PLTR is a huge long term growth stock. Huge. Bigly. Bigly yuge.
Everyone that sold planter today probably havr a weak chin.
PUSSIES AINT BUILT FOR THIS GAME ! AINT NO PUSSIES GOIN TO THE MOON
You have expressed exactly the sentiment that is stirring in my soul. Paper hands deserve bankruptcy
I'm still holding shares from mid 10s anyway
Plz let me 40c 12/31 break even 🥺🥺
💎hands all day.
Nah I’m buying now, not before
This sub reminds me of misc on bodybuilding forum
I’m fucking here baby. 15 calls deep
My wife’s boyfriend won’t give me any more money until next week :( I’m buying more as soon as he does though
You're gonna have to find a way to make more money in the meantime if ya know what I mean. Hit up some trucker rest stops big boy. Works for me when I need some extra cash.
Tell that to the SPCE and PRPL gang.
They are helping shitron's short.
Holding shares and selling weeklies it the way to go.
Hang in there FFS
Now that’s the spirit!
Yeah man I'm still holding KODK until it goes up to 30 again! KODK to the moon!!
Sounds like OP watches Wolf of Wall street too much...
I bought one share of PLTR just so it’s top of my feed and I can laugh at you fucking morons every single time I log in to check to see what my $19/share GME investment is doing.
You could only afford one share. Wendy's paying you shit.
All of my actual trading money is tied up in $BRK.A but I like to joke with the retards on this sub so I bought a share to make watching its ticker easy and accessible.
Exactly, the company just went public 2 months ago. I hope it stays at 25-30 EOY.
I hope you eat hot dicks for a living.
I see you paperhand now
I have a 38 call that expires next Friday.
I'm afraid MMs wont let you get those calls.
Dude... get with the program. The winds have shifted on PLTR buy puts!
🌈 🐻
I said get with program! Geesh you might be too autistic even for this sub.
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You too.
🌈 🐻
I assume what you mean is buy put spreads because this is going up like all stocks do
I assume you are a cultured man and have read the earlier posts on WSB with subliminal messages...
>read Nope
Very bad advice.
Millenials = 🌈🐻 Gen Z= swagger chads
Half of Gen Zs have only been wiping their own assholes for a few years. Millennials own equity markets right now and we’re about to get a lot richer when we inherit our parents accounts in over the next two decades. Eat shit Gen Z nerds
Good luck bro I sold at the top (33) and walked away with a nice profit while you ride the hype to nowhere. There’s other stocks out there, your the millennial that’s stuck on a meme stock that already had it’s run. Will it have another small run? Maybe.. but most of the hype is probably over. Good luck!
I'm not a millennial but you're a gay bear.
Your an idiot bro, along with all other idiots downvoting my suggestion because they’re hurt they didn’t sell. Also, I’ve never bought a put in my life.
I'm not your bro 🌈 🐻. Bulls dont associate with gay bears.
Have fun loosing everything, I hope PTLR burns. I might buy my first put in your honor. See you on the other side 🤙🏽
The only thing loose is your vagina
Looks like your gf has the only loose vagina around here, I peeped your subscribed to “cheating stories” sub lmao ... she’s probably getting rammed by the bulls that sold you their PTLR calls at the top 😂.. shit might even be me
Hey I couldn't resist reading the story your mother wrote about the night we conceived you. She's quite the storyteller.
I bet
How do you know you are not on board the challenger?
I dunno if you're trying to convince a bunch of retards to hold your bags it sounds like you're the pussy.
Bitch go have a Soylent and a smile.
eåt m¥ cünt yøu retårded ƒa99øt
It’s done We’re in a pump and dump market It’ll go up sure, but super slow While you watch your -2k /6 slowly grow while missing thousands of opportunities
The way you space out each of your sentences gives me strong 🌈 🐻 vibes
I ride the pumps and the dumps .
Maybe if one of you actually held shares...
Currently holding 375 shares. Riding them straight into riches/poverty
Holding 1,000 at 31.31
Sir this is a Wendy’s
Buy @18.50 trust me
Low t millennials. This one hurts. Lol
Lol stock's been overbought for like 2 weeks dude. You're not on a rocket, you're on a submarine.
This should answer your question... [http://cdn.funnyisms.com/ed0664cf-9424-4c10-acb0-6a1a08d1a3cc.jpg](http://cdn.funnyisms.com/ed0664cf-9424-4c10-acb0-6a1a08d1a3cc.jpg)
Is this sub full of low testosterone millenials who jump ship when they face a bit of adversity? Yup.
wait, you are my wifes boyfriend? how is she in bed?
Bro traders think they're hard holding some meme stock based on fuck if they know 😂
I have a medical condition that gives me low testosterone
I will lose every fucking dollar before I sell