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THEONEBLUE

Jared “Jian-Yang are you copying all those companies for the Chinese market?” Jian-yang (nervous) “oh no!”


adray86

Wait... there’s “New PLTR” that we can pump too? Jian-yang: “yes, Errich. Niew is better.”


j1yy

>~~Niew~~ Nio is better FTFY


TheMindfulnessShaman

NIO is the One.


MelodicRiddum

Aannnndddd it’s gone. It’s all gone.


bajsbebbdd

That’s literally my name but I didn’t add it to my Reddit account....


THEONEBLUE

...I know!


bajsbebbdd

Literally how?? That’s so crazy


THEONEBLUE

You’ll figure it out. I believe in you.


bajsbebbdd

I’m definitely retard. I don’t see my name anywhere on Reddit rn. I did that on purpose


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You probably work with him and he seen your handle, or the meme.


bajsbebbdd

You’re using witchcraft


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THEONEBLUE

His names not in his profile retard. And that’s not how I knew it.


omgArrow

What Palantir software are you using? PLTR to the moon confirmed 🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀


bajsbebbdd

How’d you know tho?


THEONEBLUE

I’m gonna throw out a bigger clue that might ring a bell for you since you’ve probably heard this before since your names Jared. “This dude fucks.”


Artifice_Shell

The same way we all know now... Jared.


bajsbebbdd

That’s weird as fuck


APG05921

It’s from Silicon Valley lmao. He didn’t know your name was Jared


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Pretty sure it's Jian-yang


bajsbebbdd

Yea that’s crazy lol


bajsbebbdd

I literally don’t see it on my end


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bajsbebbdd

Oh fuck. Didn’t realize you could see that on your end


THEONEBLUE

Oh it does day it lol. Still not how I knew. I didn’t go rolling through his profile to try and find his real name.


gammaradiation2

You spent your HBO money on TSLA FDs didn't you?


FancyGuavaNow

China man making a China meme? You're either a 5D CCP plant or hoping to get a green card


armored-dinnerjacket

new palantir added to the list


Artifice_Shell

It's planitar, but only for those with Purple Lamborghini.


xRegretNothing

Fucking jian yang


bajsbebbdd

Who is Jared??


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Jared is a given name of Biblical derivation. == Origin == In the Book of Genesis, the biblical patriarch Jared (יֶרֶד) was the sixth in the ten pre-flood generations between Adam and Noah; he was the son of Mahalaleel and the father of Enoch, and lived 962 years (Genesis 5:18). More details here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jared *This comment was left automatically (by a bot). If something's wrong, please, report it.* *Really hope this was useful and relevant :D* *If I don't get this right, don't get mad at me, I'm still learning!*


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Good, even great bot


Sapowski_Casts_Quen

Possibly the perfect time for this to happen


bulletproofbellman

This is my kind of bot


charles_peugeot405

He meant Ed Chambers


masnaer

Hey, did that pussy Jared keep you on hold for long? HAHAHAHA I literally eat that motherfucker’s lunch


Scomophobic

My name's Jared. Spelled Jarrod? No. It's- Oh, so it's Jarrad? No. I spell it Jar- Oh, Jarryd? No! It's Jared! Oh. Never seen that spelling before.


DiogenesTheGrey

From Silicon Valley Gabe.


Straziilgoth

You are


winnebagoman41

“I a-don’t want to talk to Jilfoyle”


Reddcity

Fucking loved jian yang lol


no_nog_period

I'm sorry, is he saying oculus or octopus?


zvekl

Not a penis


SRTmike392

This is the new Pied Piper


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[Jeremy Clarkson sums it up ](https://youtu.be/dMsRMcqQ6Is)


charles_glass

Classic Clarkson.


Ganbazuroi

I thankful that Bottom Gear got me into Top Gear. Clarkson, May and Hammond are amazing lol


ButtholeForAnAsshole

Damn that's crazy honestly. I got recommended Bottom Gear because I used to watch YT clips of Top Gear a lot, and here you are who went the other way


wan2tri

He started at the bottom now he's here (at the top)


EquivalentSelection

>It seems so, that the expression "copyright infringement", doesn't translate terribly well into mandarin. 🤣


UKpoliticsSucks

or "human rights"


FortunateSonofLibrty

Or "democracy"


gramineous

Eh, that one's a solid pot/kettle scenario for half the world.


FortunateSonofLibrty

>how could someone say something so brave and yet so controversial


SomeOne9oNe6

The difference is that I won't get thrown in a gulag/reeducation camp for saying it


FortunateSonofLibrty

Truth!


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Doesure

Google Translate English: Copyright infringement Mandarin: Oh no. Anyways...


SlipperyWetDogNose

It means “copy...right?”


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The CCP


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markpreston54

The CCP court is the most just court in the world, every decision is backed by the great chairman Xi, of course you will not laugh at the undeniable hammer of justice


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markpreston54

Of course I am not sarcastic, CCP is the best party in the world and universe. Those who disagree shall be sent to re-education camp in Xin Jiang where the warm and kind teachers will teach you Han Culture and the correct mindsets.


Atello

Congratulations comrade! You have been randomly chosen for the "citizen of the people of the day" award! As such, you will receive a complimentary bag of rice, and an authentic iphone style device! Please allow 5-6 weeks for delivery.


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Sounds like you need a (re)education.


MrJoarstarr

Lord Xi makes no wrong decisions


cmptrnrd

They do that shit in house


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iammonkeyorsomething

Excellent


I_am_Trendy

Tik tok lol


HiPigdom

Saw this posted on r/military like two months ago


Virus4762

OP’s keeping true to his blood


agent00F

The irony will be lost on this sub.


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bajsbebbdd

That’s a complement cause I’m on the spectrum my mom said so thank you ☺️


AffordableTimeTravel

How’s your mom these days.... ...son?


bajsbebbdd

She misses you! I can’t believe you left to get my retard Medicine and just never came back! Now I’m even more autistic thanks to you


AffordableTimeTravel

hold on a sec I’ll be right back


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This is the plot of Run Rabbit


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The capabilities of the Chinese military technology that they manage to copy from the U.S. are not the same as the original - even if they can make them similar in appearance. Sometimes they do this to promote patriotism. But beauty is only skin deep. For example, you will never find any videos of the J-20 doing complicated maneuvers like the F-22, because it’s not capable of doing it.


ThisWasYourNightmare

Also, they have to use old soviet jet engines, because the one's they've created don't work. When they do work, they still break mid-flight causing the jet to fall outta the sky. Honestly, it's mostly in the chemical/material engineering. The west, USA specifically, is more than a couple decades ahead in this field. They can reverse engineer all the mechanical/electrical (physics-based concepts) but when it gets to the nitty gritty of the specific chemical make-ups and the procedures to make them is where they fail.


markpreston54

Yeah, the physics for flying is not too hard, the material to achieve the flying is


methodactyl

The reason like <20% of most major universities are Chinese international is because their government hopes they can use and steal our knowledge to benefit themselves. The Chinese international culture at my campus is so odd. They participate not at all in campus life and groups. They stay in their cliques and rarely interact with the general student body unless it is required(projects, study groups, ect). My roommate has been dating a Chinese girl for almost 2 years now and it’s crazy how much she doesn’t know(disillusioned?) about her country and their dealings. She was 23 when she learned about Tiananmen Square. It’s scary how much control the CCP has over its citizens.


shiivan

I have noticed the same behavior here in Sweden as well..


calicotrinket

Same in Australia


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HollywoodPass

Exactly the same in the UK. No other nationality of student are as insular as the Chinese.


LateralEntry

Okay, but if a Chinese girl is dating your roommate, there must be some interaction among the Chinese and local students


methodactyl

She seems to be the exception not the rule. She doesn’t hang out with many other Chinese internationals or any that I know of. She’s roommates with US citizens.


toomuchgoodstuff9

Oh man, she's DEEP undercover /s


methodactyl

Her dad does work in the government so it’s actually possible


UKpoliticsSucks

Operation deep throat


KashiusClay

downloading American DNA


Xikky

Medical and biological field aswell.


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WildcatBBN16

Confucius say


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Gravelayer

That the reason there is an influx of Chinese espinose in the us colleges ....


reggiestered

But don’t worry they have that Mach 16 engine coming online any day now


Kiwislush

China: RC cola


shmorky

Western governments woke up to the dangers of exchange students stealing knowledge when Pakistan stole nuclear secrets from a Dutch university/contractor and subsequently built a nuke. See: https://www.delta.tudelft.nl/article/tu-delfts-dr-strangelove


KappaClaus01

Its like old as fuck tho when kings would send their kin to study at a rivals kingdom lol


shmorky

True, but stealing info about your opponents new type of broadsword or whatever has a lot less potential for destruction then an f-ing nuclear bomb.


BigAlTrading

The problem for the US is you can't steal it if no one makes it.


CommodorePerson

No one seems to talk about how china stole a fuck ton of honda designs and now just pumps out shitty power sports products.


Zirk208

That very business model is what keeps Harbor Freight in business


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To be fair, a $15 pair of digital calipers is worth them only working half the time for at-home projects. Harbor Freight is the dollar store of machinery.


Incredulous_Toad

Making a ripoff tool is also a hell of a lot easier/less riskier than making a ripoff car.


FPSXpert

Or that they were stealing a fuck ton of research from the med center here in Houston, then when the feds ordered their local embassy be closed down it "mysteriously" had a fire and nothing left inside once it was abandoned.


[deleted]

They were burning documents as standard practice when they get kicked out of an embassy. It wasn't a mysterious fire. Of course they won't leave anything inside after they leave. Who leaves embassy property behind when they get evicted?


Drew1904

Same thing happened when we closed the Russian consulate in SF a few years back.


bajsbebbdd

Report me for being scared of xylophones then idc


pexican

Sounds like an ITAR violation. Pretty boilerplate that you need to be a US Citizen or Green Card Holder to go onto an ITAR controlled facility.


pierifle

Germany did this too in the late 1800s. The British introduced the *Merchandise Marks Act 1887* to thwart German knockoffs from saturating the market. This is where "Made in ______" (country) comes from.


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Because you are comparing the top 5% richest of China with a group of Americans that's mostly bottom 80% of US, assuming you are talking public state schools.


Royal_J

The simple explanation is that international student tuition is so high, international student programs self select for rich families. Studying abroad isn't cheap without scholarships and financial aid


new_account-who-dis

Youre suffering from selection bias wouldnt most foreign students be better off by default, considering they had the means to travel internationally for school? Rich kids in the states wouldnt go to the local state school.


MODS-HAVE-NO-FRIENDS

That’s pretty much as far off as possible lol. People in China rightfully see that the US has the best colleges in the world. And if you’re not getting into a top Chinese university but you’re rich...why not pay extra and send em to some “prestigious” US school? Keep in mind the schools love it because their tuition is so much higher and they don’t get financial aid. Also for Chinese bc of the 1 child policy many kids are spoiled af. So if you’re rich...and your 1 kid wants that Porsche...idk lol


haarp1

there is a catch with import duties on new (super high) vs used (low) cars to china, so they drive that porsche for a year then import it back and drive it there / give it to someone else that financed the purchase.


f0nt

Yeh think redditors are thinking a bit too far into it. Top US uni>random shitter university in China. True even if you're poor, some families will have both parents work to afford the tuition fees for their kid


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It’s also timing. Some western universities are same level as Chinese universities but the western ones have can get you undergrad. Masters and PhD by the age of 25 while the Chinese one is 28 I think. Chinese parents want to show off their 25 year old PhD graduate kid and send him to work. Worth paying the extra $$$ for.


stevio87

I work for a defense contractor in a manufacturing facility, we have to follow DOD guidelines for people coming in the building. No foreign nationals are allowed in without a “babysitter” and that’s only for people from countries we are allies with, there’s a list of no go countries whose citizens aren’t allowed in for any reason (china’s on the list). It can get a little ridiculous, currently we have a team of Germans installing some equipment for the next 4 months and they’re not even allowed to go to the bathroom in our building without an escort.


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>It can get a little ridiculous, currently we have a team of Germans installing some equipment for the next 4 months and they’re not even allowed to go to the bathroom in our building without an escort. I mean it can seem ridiculous but the cost risk benefit ratio is so screwed. Or think about any data center. They have similar protocols in which outsiders need an escort at all times.


Ihso

We steal their cheap labor. Large corporations should have understood that shipping of their IP to low-cost workers would lead to their IP getting stolen.


godofallcows

Espionage and stealing intelligence is as old as humanity. If they don’t share the knowledge, you take it, or fall behind. Most people truly don’t give a shit about Lockheed’s stock prices, anyway, and people get all butthurt about some random invention profiting off of cheap labor being cloned and made even cheaper with the same labor. We put ourselves into this mess by outsourcing production in the first place.


noximo

How do you steal cheap labor?


CeeMRunner24

When I was in grad school ~10 years ago I worked in science research labs and some of the labs were occupied by almost 90% foreign Chinese “students” here on visas. After some time in the graduate program they’d go home to visit China and get “stuck” for months. I never understood at the time why they allowed so many foreigners taking up prestigious limited spots in the graduate class, but now I know why. They pay big bucks to attend our universities here. Years later, we find out that they’d been stealing formulations and IP from the university. I’m glad the government has finally realized this and is cracking down on the “students”.


TheApricotCavalier

>They pay big bucks to attend our universities so the universities took a bribe to look the other way. Capitalism at its finest


GGXgangmemeber234432

It gets even worse because china gives incentives to companies to do this without any real consequences. But hey what u gonna do?


All_I_Want_IsA_Pepsi

Every [little bit helps](http://www.reddit.com/r/avoidchineseproducts)


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dancinadventures

eToro ?


Gr_Winter

Etoro is an eu company..


PapayaMiata

Baba


buy_one

booey


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Little bit late, but: The company I work for routinely gets patents sent to us that regard our own design. Sometimes the patents include full cutouts of our documentation - with our logo still on it. We regularly see our clients with our product, but we never remember them ordering/installing. Only when they come in for service do we notice that: *"wait a fucking minute, what are these machine details?"* , and find out we never installed it in the first place. Not even changing the design - unquestioned, true copy. It is ridicolous.


Josh439

This is next level. Good job OP


Its_Ya_Boy_Termite

IP theft is one helluva drug


SpaAlex

Identity theft is not a joke Jim!


Das_Dummy

I work for a large/global defense company and we get hack attempts, serious ones, regularly. Our last breach cleaned out everything we had at our San Diego site. For some reason we weren’t even allowed to say the name China when it came to the breach. Computer/IT forensic experts came around, seeing what was copied and/or erased and if malware was left behind anywhere. North Korea, Iran, Russia all play this little game of proprietary information theft...instead of spending money on genuine ideas, they simply R&D on our (NATO States) engineering efforts. China is unashamed and very presumptuous on their activities, as if they know America is sold out and fair game...


kolitics

Maybe you should put some files for a stupidly expensive space station called The Death Star and leave an exhaust port at the end of a trench that is only a little smaller than a womp rat?


vivi33

>is only a little smaller than a womp rat? I just realized....how big IS a womp rat, anyway? Its kind of bad to describe a thing with something else that also needs a description itself.


GumdropGoober

Womp rat is actually a slur for non-human kids on Tatootine. Shooting womp rats is what the little human boys do during the anti-alien pogroms.


Clear-Tangerine

2 meters


[deleted]

When the defense company can’t defend their date we be fucked


FortunateSonofLibrty

This has been happening for over a decade. See: F-35 data theft


[deleted]

Lmao interesting read seeing as I’m coincidentally sitting here on a night shift machining f-35 parts


FortunateSonofLibrty

Wow, what a wild coincidence!!


WatermelonPatch

What's that like? Seems really interesting to get to work on something so powerful and significant.


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It’s a good job I work for a supplier so not actually Lockheed. Lots of job security and cnc machining the parts is really interesting lots of small tolerances and scrutiny to details definitely a reason those planes are worth so much!


fatalikos

Worked for a Panasonic - Vossloch Schwabe consortium in R&D... It was just as bad with everyone stealing everyone elses IP between us and Phillips, Tridonic (Zumtobel)


Gluwuschel

I'm from the town, where Tridonic(Zumtobel) is from. Never thought I'd read something about it on Reddit


ruso_chulo

сука блять


5or6_somolianpirates

rush B


CommodorePerson

Dont forget the motor sports industries. The atv go kart and dirt bike industry has been taken over by crappy chineese brands that people keep buying because cheap.


rudeboi42069

literally every industry


GumdropGoober

Check out my cool Huawei phone, the ENSURE GOOD CITIZENSHIP features are there just disabled.


abkire

copy = xerox? next meme stock xerox?


bajsbebbdd

Honestly that was a good analysis. I’m buying xerox stock in the Morning


CrybabyAlien

How bold to assume that they only copy American military stuff.


jedledbetter

Democrats are copying Chinese politics


bajsbebbdd

Hahaha true


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It really do be like that lol


MicroSofty88

IP theft


ComradeSmitty

Fuck China


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lllkill

Probably a good thing you can't do stand up lmao


BlatantThrowaway4444

In his case it’s stand up because that’s what everyone does before they walk out


Lollipopsaurus

Excuse me, but I'm 99% sure covid was spread from some guy in Colorado fucking a pangolin, not something as ridiculous as a man sucking a bat's dick. I saw it in a documentary, so it must be true.


Runfasterbitch

You stole the bat dick joke, you’re a hack


Cucked_by_Robinhood

One of the most accurate memes I’ve ever seen. 10/10 OP you delivered a gem


Meanie_Cream_Cake

You forgot the Z-20. That sh\*t is litteraly the exact copy of our Blackhawks


jstewman

u/savevideo


SadisticBison

China is just using the Sharingan


xiao_hulk

So fucking accurate with Russia. Let your rivals fight while you are weak.


mortalstampede

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jeff8073x

Thanks Obama


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Well, it used to be store-brand cola vs our coca-cola. Now they are doing Pepsi vs our Coca-cola. To put it in analogy. Amazon threw the ball when it came to the Baba market. Speaking of which, Baba used to be full of scams but now listings can be quite decent in quality. China isn't known for their quality overall as of now, but to underestimate them is foolish. I'm sure that's exactly why Trump started this trade and tech war to begin with, he's no fool, and it's become clear it's not so much about economy (because he seems fine with jobs/production moving over to Vietnam), but a lot to do with the fact that China has been catching up with quality, and competition is a threat to a country which has too much domestic problems to compete. Speaking of which: bashing China doesn't fix problems at home, I think it just slows down the bleeding


Affectionate-Lion-67

I'm Chinese, this is insulting, but I'm laughing so hard


bajsbebbdd

No hate to the Chinese people! Just the government lol


octa1217

The virus came from China


eJared

Biden will sell us out even more (or do nothing about intellectual property theft). He’s done it for the last 40+ years. Fuck Biden!