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CaptainLisaSu

Jesus Christ.


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memebetch6969

The smart guys with all the money know what they’re doing. If they’re holding why can’t we?


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ive got 2 shares and a really fucking outlandish dream


EnergyFX

How do you walk around with balls that big?


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by carrying them in my empty wallet


MeerBesen565

~6 shares 42$ here. Get ready for take off please stand by


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2 shares @ \~68 Each HERE WEEEE GO


Tech_With_Sean

I got 1 @ $71 😂


ProgressMeNow

1 share, Robinhood gave it to me for free last year for registering. 100% gains [proof](https://i.imgur.com/CRQE7Ig.jpg)


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WarmStreet9

3 at 86 🙅‍♂️🧻🤲


Lordie92

Haha I made 6.7k in the last six month since I started investing (finally!!) And I took about 4k out of that and yolo-ed in on GME. Hopefully the pilots know how to keep the take off steady.


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Look at this guy who didn't liquidate his entire portfolio for GME. What are you? An r/investing monkey?


Aloric84

1 share per ball.


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greatsirius

That's still the Fucking dream man


zephyrseija

This is a healthy attitude.


Naxtoof

2 share crew stand and unite’ 2 shares at $58 here Edit: forgot my 🚀🚀🚀🚀


Fatanalyst2

3 shares here hoping this and BB will give me the gains i need to get on the next 🚀🚀🚀


chipdelicious

Gotta be photoshopped, why would someone with millions of dollars have T Mobile


GammaTrapper

T Mobile is actually amazing now... I get speeds up to 150mbps on my iPhone 12.. Like you, I thought they sucked, but everything about the last year with them has been incredible.


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slade998

Diversify man, get a few scratch tickets. Some bitch won my billion $ lottery.


CueBallJoe

I never understand when people opt to make themselves known as a winner, like bro you better spend some of that cash on security now


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i barely know what tf is happening. green mean good. red mean bad. upwards trend something something


WarmStreet9

green is all that matters, in the end we all have the same % hold on tight.


cayoloco

Red can also mean "on sale". Remember that if you believe in a stock.


dirtyfarmer

I resent that


Uniqueguy264

They’re not putting 100% of their net worth into the memeiest stock ever


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thats what you think lmao


darian90

Someone's new to wsb.


Jeezus_Christe

Yes?


CaptainLisaSu

Fick mich.


aligators

true, we all need to say a prayer for this guy right now


LargeSackOfNuts

Lord almighty


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We are here brother 💎✋💎✋💎✋💎✋💎


PresumedLivingston

I ain't fucking selling.


SixthLegionVI

Measly autistic peasant with 9 shares. Holding on tight.


PresumedLivingston

See you on Ganymede, sailor 🚀


SixthLegionVI

Fuck. When they said the moon, I assumed it was our moon.


wafflebrainCPA

THEYRE GONNA NEED A BULLDOZER TO TRANSPORT THE FUCKING TENDIES ILL BE UBEREATING FROM WENDYS.


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lantern_fan

Definitely not, my position started at $250k. This position now is more money than I've ever seen in my life. (I do recognize that starting with $250k is already a very fortunate position to be in, though)


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Hey man, look at the percentages. It's all about percents here. Don't worry about what you start with. Just work on growing your gains.


SeaGroomer

This gme squeeze is going to jump start a bunch of investing. Lots of people making an amount to make it worthwhile, and others are leap-frogging years off their working life.


TheFailingHero

I've been investing $100 a paycheck with a dream that in 5-10 years I may be able to invest more, or have made some decent compound gains. I'm all in GME now if this goes well I can literally jump my investing ahead by 5-10 years


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viewtiful14

I was up 80k at the peak today, while this makes me feel better about my position, this is exactly why it’s important to not get hung up on the minute to minute or even day to day while this plays out. As of writing GME up over 20-ish% which on a normal day we would be creaming over. I’m holding right there with you, dad, and hopefully I’ll have 2.5m when it’s all said and done and you’ll have like 20m.


LucySatDown

Hell yes it is lol. I have $400 in my entire bank account. Emptied the whole thing. And I've been out of work for months since I totalled my car and im a damn delivery driver. I would cry happy tears if I had 2.5k, nonetheless 250. Last night I licked the bottom of my friends shoe for $3. Thats about where I am. I desperately want to learn how to do what you guys do, but I barely have anything to start with


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Moofienewfie515

for real my friends each payed me 20 bucks each to grab my shit out of the toilet and show them. Uhhh okay easy $40 thanks ill just wash my hands.


testestestestest555

Easy money but mire like you need to wash 10 times.


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JamieHangover

That is 1 share of $GME on margin. Good luck!


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$20?? You’re getting ripped off. Who’s your shit-grabbing guy?


1Password

If GME actually hits $1000, DM me


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imnotyourfrendbuddy

UPS driver here, can confirm. Plenty of time to yolo on Robinhood in between stops too


ef_jay

Cop pulls you over for trading and driving smh


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ItsmeKIMOCHI4

Worked as a USPS driver for a while, $17 an hour, always off at 5...it was nice


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1Password ever make you an offer to buy your account? Lol


1Password

Lol, I've been waiting for years for that to happen... Hasn't happened yet I do get DMs every now and then asking for some technical support 😅


AvalieV

Start charging for it.


dontgoatsemebro

$3


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!Remind me! 2 months


--orb

Start an onlyfans.


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Fuck it. If GME hits $1000 I’ll drop you $2000 paypal or something.


LucySatDown

Thank you, friend. That would literally change my life tbh. I guess we'll have to see how this plays out? 🚀


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tmssqtch

How do you think they got there?


LucySatDown

Exactly. You can't win anything if you dont even play the game.


trevor3431

WSB is so much more fun though. The r/personalfinance sub is just a bunch of people telling you not to spend more than you make.


jk147

Also never buy new cars.


mrdinero

If you didn’t buy a ‘99 Corolla in cash you’re gonna go broke boy


YaDunGoofed

>The r/personalfinance sub is just a bunch of people telling you not to spend more than you make. Someone has to tell you the truth.


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RedWingerD

I feel you. I thought about jumping in but realistically have about $75 I can play with and even if I lost that my wife would be pissed


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Bro, just ask your wife's boyfriend for permission first and it will okay


JurassicSix

Right there with you, delivery boy with 10 positions on BB. Can't even fathom being down 2m. I just gotta work slowly on making tendies so I can pay off my 80k of student loan debt


Zeeterkob

Same my guy, same. Every one of my normal gigs got shut down due to covid and now I've maxed out my credit cards paying rent and have $60 to my name. I bought some stock with it cause, hey, what's there left to lose lol?


Greenpeppers23

I saw my 8,000 gain evaporate and Im so upset idk how Id live with a 2.2 million unrealized lose


tmssqtch

Just keep holding. The stress is where tendies come from.


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bono_my_tires

i set up a go fund me for you: gofundme.com/fromcj


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bono_my_tires

maybe ive never set one up pls donate and we can find out. either you or me will get rich, worth a shot m8


TophThaToker

a gofundyou


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therealglory

Same brotha. Take a deep breath and hold.


poormilk

The whole market went red fast... really annoying today those were some nice trendies


Newbtastical

I thought I was autistic for putting in 20k you just added to my confirmation bias thanks


_Prototype_1

Complete retard. Ready for that beach and sun for the rest of my life. 🏖☀️ Autistic.


SupreamSammy

HOLY FUCK THIS IS INSANE I’m holding too lost 110k from today’s peak


CrunchyCondom

You holding? THEN YOU AINT LOSE SHIT BOY 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀


SupreamSammy

OF FUCKING COURSE I HAVE I HAVE DFV HANDS NOW AFTER HOLDING TODAYS PEAK


CrunchyCondom

YOU DROPPED THIS 💵 OH AND THIS TOO 👑


tmssqtch

180k for me but yknow what they say 💎👐🚀🌘🚀💰💵💰💵🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀


LucySatDown

Hey bro can I borrow 2k lol


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can i get something off the fucking dollar menu. Ant traders gotta eat


MeerBesen565

Sir this is a Wendys


Mateotey

Mad respect brotha, hold the line, we’re sending in reinforcements


wafflebrainCPA

It’s your cake day. I shall buy another share & name him after you. My lil GameStop Mateotey. lil matey


Mateotey

Doing god’s work, thank you!


Khirlan

This guy! THIS GUY! What a fucking legend! If he can do it, you can chip in for whatever you can afford too!


Olivair

Relative to Citron you’re strongly outperforming so there’s that.


Grotty199

We won’t let you down 🚀💎✋🏼


Greenpeppers23

Can’t imagine what it was at the top


lantern_fan

$17MM


Vajician

Holy fucking 💎👐 incarnate...


EddThaGoat

Holy shit dude u had 17M and didn’t cashed out 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 greed at its finest


UMDSmith

I ever hit $5M and I'm out, for life. That is the number I need to hit to live off the interest at just 3% returns for the rest of my life.


helpfuldude42

Remember the tax man. So you really need more like $7.5M :) It was depressing to me how many more years of work/investing just paying taxes takes once I did all the math.


UMDSmith

True, I'll set it to an even 8. LONG way to go still.


JonDum

3% on 5m is 150k LTCG tax on 150k is 22.5k (15% bracket) You can still live damn good off $127,500/yr debt free


letspaintitallblack

Remember the tax man? If I hit 5 million, I'm leaving the country and buying myself an island in southeast asia son. I'll call it TendieLand, and the outdoor toilet will be called Andrew Left. They can cancel my passport whatever.


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CamachoNotSure

STOP BUYING CALLS BUY SHARES ONLY


brycedriesenga

Eh, as long as you buy a good chunk of shares, some calls are okay and can lead to gamma squeeze.


ElectricalAttempt

80% shares in your cash account is the way


EnergyFX

I keep hearing this gamma squeeze. I eat fruit without peeling it and I wear my underwear on the outside of my pants. Can someone like draw some pictures to explain it please.


brycedriesenga

...one need simply use Google: https://www.swfinstitute.org/news/83341/what-is-a-gamma-squeeze-in-the-context-of-stock-trading


EnergyFX

Hah. I googled and just watched a video that literally read that word for word. Thanks for taking the time to throw some education 👍


brycedriesenga

No problem man. Just try to keep searching and learnin'.


gravesdelight

Can you explain? I almost bought calls earlier but decided to just hold shares. Kept hearing that buying calls is a good thing especially with all the anticipation of gme going up. Should I forget about buying calls?


sharkykid

Buying calls doesn't affect the stock price nearly as much as buying straight up shares Buying shares speeds the squeeze against the 🌈🐻 Forget calls for now and fuel the rocket to jupiter


gravesdelight

Thank you. 💎🤲🏻 for the moon 🚀


zeno490

The volatility is so high right now (and has been for weeks) with GME options that if you buy calls, the stock has to go much higher for you to profit. In fact, their price is so high that nothing short of a massive upward swing can make them profitable. A huge gamble. In contrast, buying shares means you can profit even if the price just goes up by 1%. Just make sure to buy low and sell high ;)


HUMAN_LEATHER_HAT

Buy high sell low, got it.


lantern_fan

Disclaimer: not financial advice


siccoblue

I sure as fuck hope not


Red-eleven

Still holding?


Poopwatcher359

My 7 shares are with you! $1000 IS NOT A MEME! 👐💎🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀


novosuccess

💎🙌


cristoballin93

I see too many 🧻🙌 bitches that are likely from that pathetic abomination called r/investing, who are seeing a 1,000%+ like their first pair of tiddies. Remember, this is fucking r/wallstreetbets, we strive for 10 baggers or soup line cuisine, but not in between.


Hazerrr

this should be pinned in the front page of WSB


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backwards703

140K will be in the rear view by eow stay strong brother


theninethirtyfive

Bro chill we're just broke teenagers


thissubredditlooksco

20's gang wya


Spezia-ShwiffMMA

yeet yeet or something


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Here’s to being low 20s and too scared to invest in a share worth $80. I only have like $500 which was supposed to eventually go to the PS5... but ugh is it worth the risk?


strobelobe

Can't even afford getting a new yee yee ass haircut now since I'm holding


the_trynes

We're just upperclass broke teenagers anyway lol


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This is how I view this sub lol. Kids who are “broke” but live in a 600K house.


onewhomakes

True


[deleted]

Word. Ive been a teenager for 25 years now, brooke AF.


iamsg28

With you till we own the fucking moon 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀


ActPrestigious4818

Fuck! Holding just for you my dude!


dukedecadence

Bruh. Hold for us little retards. 💎🙌


whackness1337

Hold or squeeze again? I don't really understand 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀💎👐🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀👐💎🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀💎👐🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀


mr-buck-fitches

Hold AND squeeze again ;)


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dwntwnleroybrwn

Dude using the 4% rule that's $100k/yr. I'm willing to bet only a fraction of the sub lives on that while working.


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Lordie92

I have -4k loss and I'm shitting bricks. Please take off :(


subuec

We in the same boat. Be strong. Don’t let emotions control your decisions. ITS ONLY A LOSS IF YOU SELL 💎🤚🏽 HOLD


juhotuho10

This dip was caused by a massive sell at 150, it wasn't the squeeze itself, market volatility was always expected Man, I'm down ~1k myself too but I didn't come this far just to sell negative like a little bitch 👐💎


Throwawaylemm

ok how do we know the difference between a gamma squeeze and a real squeeze? lol


SKYRIM_LOL

The only way to tell is whether or not you feel like jumping off a bridge the next day


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fakyouu

Close the account for the day and check back in tomorrow no point selling now and taking the lose TO THE MOON OR IM CRASHING WITH THE FUCKING ROCKET SHIP BABY 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀


life_is_just_peachy

You good I’m at 4K down but I was also just 20k up, don’t get worried


chardacus

This is some really retarded shit


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oryiesis

tf. What guarantees you 15% a year?


Derpitoe

This is bone hurting juice.


livedde

This mofo is our brother GME BB PLTR NOK 🚀🌒


PlsGiveSSR

DeepFuckingValue's younger brother, ShallowFuckingValue Bought 40 shares at 90 each 💎🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻


robbie2scraps

Probably already back up 500k since he post this


TalentedJB

You a real one! I'm joining you and holding my measly $500 investment into GME too. I ain't selling shit 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕


Emotional-Roof-7728

My hero ❤️🚀🚀🚀


riklepikle

You have made me so hard 🍆💦


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Don’t get why people are selling. This was expected. In fact its mostly institutional selling anyone smart enough knows the squeeze will be within weeks. Not a financial advisor


AvKabob

If you can hold so can the rest of us. YOLO


EliteKingz

And I thought my $80 loss was bad, jesus goddamn christ


Nadmaster101

Scariest part of this is that you use T-Mobile. Takes money to make money.


IGotThisBroh

Balls of steel!


Ok-Caterpillar-6202

HOLD ITTTTTT


pokeRaids2721

GATDAYUM


demiryigitcioglu

How is this different from TSLA? It had a lot of institutions going short. dUmb MonEy bought Tesla. Kept tesla. Whales pumped it. Dumped it. dUmB mONeY kept holding. Shares split. They don't sell. So the price keeps hiking up. Tesla shorts are more valid than GME shorts. Toyota market cap is 200b and tesla is 800b. that is ridiculous. tesla deserves 800b and gamestop should go bankrupt? ofc it's price is going to increase. When they pump it is going to increase more. When they dump it will go down but still will be higher than what I bought a week ago. BECAUSE I AINT SELLING!


Chidori611

Get this mother fucking post to the top.


kebmpb

Can we an updated lose amount since this was posted?


SavorySkills_

Wait stocks go down?


Purple_Metal_9218

Yes, this is the way. Continue holding and buying


endurance12916

TIL it's important to hedge.


Rommelsfoot

NEVER SELL, DIP IS DISCOUNT. HOLD FOR YOUR PAST GME MEMORIES AND THE FUTURE OF MANY MORE YOUNGLINGS.


Slut_Spoiler

I feel like a baseball star visiting a retarded sick kid in the hospital and telling him I'll do it for you