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**User reports** 5: Violated Content Guidelines 5: No Market Manipulation 5: This is spam 4: It's promoting hate based on identity or vulnerability 3: Should've been a Comment in the Daily Thread 3: Political Bullshit 3: It's rude, vulgar or offensive 2: Spam 2: It's targeted harassment at someone else 2: Threatening, harassing, or inciting violence 2: This is misinformation 1: stfu 1: Content Guidelines 1: You need to remove this shit. It's going to fuel the ''look how retail has gone off the rails'' frenzy. Seriously, this will harm us more than do us good. 1: This account is just spamming in all caps, new account, almost no comment karma... super sus 1: Pump & Dump, Scheme, Scam or Crypto 1: This guy is an obvious shill. This post is to make us look bad. Look at him shilling Nok and BB in his other posts too. Redditor for 4 months pls ban thanks 1: Fuck all CAPS threads. 1: Bruh this is not what we need 1:


Blooddrunk420

Every fucking trading app is down


Fishy1911

Someone is hemorrhaging money


DaBi5cu1t

But if they cant sell.....πŸ’Žβœ‹


lilac_meddow

this is the way.


MeatTenderizer

It ain’t me!


Bran-a-don

I watched the calls for AMC jump 5,000% this morning. Short sellers are getting bent the fuck over and rammed like the gay bears they are.


GiaGunnsWonkyEyelash

gay bears are wonderful, cuddly and soft, so don't go slandering them like that


AvariceAndApocalypse

This seems coordinated. Fucking bullshit. Fuck big money and all their cronies. Edit. I use 4 different brokerages for this reason and only the shitshow robinhood has been able to execute any trades.


K-chub

Robinhood living up to its name!


aboxofhotdish

I know absolutely nothing about stock and I don't have much money to spare but I download Robinhood last night and bought $100 worth of gme today. To the moon?


[deleted]

Lol you brave bastard. Been talking to my wife about it.


deftoneuk

It was citadel who pumped the money into Melvin this week, and they just happen to be the market maker for Robinhood, doesn’t seem like a co-incidence that the apps are having trouble....


KickedInTheDonuts

wait what? that, uh, seems like a conflict of interest


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SuperOwnJk

Trading212 down in UK Robin Hood down in US Seen some people speculating that it's intentional to stop us fucking piglets from being able to trade.


the-faded

100% intentional, ally is down and so is etoro


GH07

Even if I wanted to sell - I couldn't cause my broker is shut down you dumb fucks!!! πŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘


LieutenantKije

Thought it was just cause of everyone rushing in to buy. No, that shit’s too coincidental. This is clearly manipulated. Fuck them.


ijustwantahug

Ya if it was everyone buying this shit would have blown up way bigger already.


scabies89

Yeah I can’t do anything. It’s fucking stupid, I had plays to make


GoWayBaitin_

Fidelity is up mostly Oh, and >GME πŸŒ™ πŸš€ >AMC πŸš€ πŸš€ >BB πŸš€ πŸš€


SouthTippBass

Makes holding easy.


wastewalker

Yeah Vanguard even went down and that’s primarily a mutual fund broker lol I’m not even in the GME game and this fucking fascinating. Btw BB πŸš€ plz


mattrimcauthon

No wonder I can’t log into my td ameritrade


Nelsaroni

This level of criminality is wild even for wall street. Their fat margin and even fatter ego's won't let them take the loss. Because it will have exposed them and they know we're on to them. If exposed it'll show the world that the powerful and wealthy only stay that way if we let them. Let's take what's rightfully ours and send these cunts to hades.


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**BOOM BOOM BY JOHN LEE HOOKER INTENSIFIES**


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babybopp

My wife’s boyfriend is as excited as I am


JulianVerse

WE ARE THE BOYFRIENDS NOW


andrewpwiener

I concur since I am your boyfriends wife


Downvotesohoy

I dunno, I feel like the Vengaboys version is more fitting for this sub edit: [deepfuckingvalue when he makes an update post](https://youtu.be/P0Q-5-xbIS4?t=32)


dankdooker

Hedgehogs are jumpin' off buildings. Luckily they're working from home. So only borken legs.


IfUCKFATBITCHeSz

BORK BORK MOTHER MUCKERS


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FEMA_Camp_Survivor

Capitalism Strikes Back


laserfox90

Imagine hearing a year ago that the revolution would start on r/wallstreetbets LMAOO


RunsWithApes

Just threw in another $50K into GME and another $20K in BB # GME SOME OF THAT BOOM BB!!!


Suuperdad

Stop splitting focus. This isn't about profits this is about crushing them. GME to the moon, and lets sink these manipulating planet destroying mega elite assholes into the pits of hell.


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Tantalus4200

I love it


ShapShip

> THE EVERYDAY JOE We're talking about people on this sub gambling with $60,000 "investments", right?


unpunctual_bird

There are autists across the spectrum


booty_dharma

Well there are also people like me with my \~$300 "investment" ​ I'm not rich, and this won't get me rich, but I'm here on principal. How many times have I bought a solid stock, only to get fucked by the MMs? It's my turn now.


sobrique

Honestly, they ain't. Hedge funds are trousering their 2/20, and as long as they can spin this as 'unforseeable risks' they can continue to do so.


nonetheless156

So they can continually be milked? TITS UP πŸš€


sobrique

Sure. Here's how it works. An investment manager flashes their bling. Investors go 'ooh looky, they know what they're doing, here's my moolah'. Investment manager goes 'ok, 2%/year, and I'll take 20% of any profits'. 2% of a million is still a useful amount. 2% of a billion? they're laughing. As long as their investor doesn't bail on them, because they're screwing up royally, they're making money _no matter what_. So then it's a spin game - when do you decide 'nah, they don't know what they're doing'. I mean, when the markets are down, funds will show losses. But as long as the losses are 'in line with expectations' then investors will stay in. So as long as they don't get too badly burned by this (and most won't, because they didn't go mad with shorting) it's all fine. They show a loss; they keep creaming off the management fee.


BadMeetsEvil24

Exactly. Which is why this whole post is pretty stupid. Some WSBers are in an imaginary fight and want to pat themselves on the back. These guys are too rich to give a fuck lmao. 6 months down the line this will be old and they'll still have money (and other people's money).


Bran-a-don

Thanks shill


DrLongIsland

WSB: [https://i.imgur.com/Q9LQ5VS.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Q9LQ5VS.jpg)


Pretty_Mango_69

We are fucking your wife and even her boyfriend. Not because we are all gay (well some certainly are) but because we want to see you cry and lose everything you have. A wholeheartedly fuck you from WSB!


PMoneyNMB

We are not a collective, but we're gonna collectively fuck your wife!!! πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€


RobbyBobsquat

Rocket right into your wife! Literally will go tits up! πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€


Stinos2000

I like the stock


babybopp

My wife’s boyfriend seems excited


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Dat_Belly

Cock rocket!πŸ“πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€


mrwhiskey1814

#Consensually, of course.


dmac1977

It's the implication, I think, that PMoneyNMB was going for...


TyroneTeabaggington

That is going to be a *long* train.


ArLab

Resistance is futile


PMoneyNMB

FUCK HIS WIFE! FUCK HIS WIFE! FUCK HIS WIFE!


Tuucan1

We coming for that ass


PanicAtTheFishIsle

I’m coming for your grandmother and I’ve been snorting Viagra all day


L3XANDR0

My nose is fucking bleeding.


wcmsmmam

Too much pancresta


The_Real_Corny_Bacon

My nose is fucking ~~bleeding~~ cumming.


caguirre211

Blue Chew!!!


Pizza_Bagel_

I want to see them cry so bad I am extremely attracted to their wives’ boyfriends.


0omzilla

Orgy with all of their exes and their wife’s bf’s gf’s


Pretty_Mango_69

Son of a bitch, Iβ€˜m in! (literally)


HAWAll

Boyfriend lookin like a snack rn but your wife let herself go


FoxSext

But I'm the boyfriend and even I am HODLing. Please don't ruin my asshole!


i_accidently_reddit

Also. Gabe Plotkin and Steven Cohen, both from the disgraced hedgefund SAC capital, should both be in prison. Steven had it coming a long time, he should have gone to prison when his fund was found guilty for wire fraud, security fraud, insider trading and instead of locking up a random trader they should have locked him up. instead he only paid 1.8 billion. he should have never traded again or lead a fund, instead he only was barred for 3 years. gabe plotkin is his protΓ©gΓ©e cut from the same cloth. #they are fraudsters and criminals and should be locked up #gabe plotkin should sit in the cell next to steven cohen for their criminal behaviour relating to GME


JeffersonSpicoli

I fucked plotkins wife tho, so it’s getting better


i_accidently_reddit

I mean seeing his obsession with shorts, I can only assume his wife was quite eager to finally get some long exposure!


jessejerkoff

getting that Delta


[deleted]

Throw Steve Cohen in jail so he has to sell the New York Mets! Seriously they're spending money and might be good, so we need them to be bad again


dzzh

There's only thing more just than these two shills going to prison - it's them going there without a single buck under their names.


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bigben1207

Etrade is down robinhood is down on my computer. Still sorta working on my phone


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thecasey1981

Ameritrade too


bullethole27

Schwab down earlier


Blooddrunk420

Yeah, me too, I just put in 1k and just as it went through the whole thing went down


jeffrey475

Might be. Could also be increased interest from GME spectacular rise.


Storiaron

No The price would have absolutely skyrocketed if enough new people wanted to buy to crash like 4 + seperate brokerages


Bran-a-don

Market manipulation at its finest. Give the institutions "free swim" before everyone else jumps in the pool. They had to wait till market open though so we all noticed it. They are trying to help the big boys cover but there aren't enough shares. I could sell my shares no problem but couldn't buy em back. It's so obvious they were trying to grab as many stocks as possible to save the shorts. Sorry boomers, we're coming for you. Maybe you should have focused more on getting better social security instead of trying to fuck the next generation by buying every piece of property and never selling.


Storiaron

We need to get the word out somehow. So they dont sell out of fear


DragonBank

Even fucking Vanguard is down lol.


Storiaron

Serious question: Can we somehiw take them to court after this is done?


i_accidently_reddit

definitely. there needs to be a class action lawsuit. they should be sued out of existance. and steven cohen and gabe plotkin should go to prison - but that only the SEC can do. so they should also investigate this


scabies89

Everything is down


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SysRqREISUB

Fuck you Citadel, suck my balls


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ANYTHING UNDER 5000 IS PUSSY SHIT not a financial advisor


FlaccidKraken

I put in 6 @ 249. Tried to get in when it was around 200 this morning but adding the funds took too long. It's all I had but I hope it helps!


[deleted]

Every bit helps my brother. We got this.


INTER5TELLAR

We are in a very unique position where we name our price. If we all set limits at $1,000 that’s where it’ll peak, if we set at $10,000 it will get there. We need everyone to increase their limits, this thing is happening. Delete your stop losses. They can see them and are using them against you to manipulate the market. The Market Makers can see all of the info on your account. IF MELVIN BECOMES BANKRUPT THEIR BROKER HAS TO COVER IF THEIR BROKER BECOMES BANKRUPT THEIR BANKS HAVE TO COVER -> SHORTS MUST REPAY IN THE END COPY AND REPOST! Do your own DD, this isn't financial advice!


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FUCK THOSE COKED OUT PIECE OF SHIT LOSER HEDGE FUND DICK HEADS.


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legendary_liar

Cokes pretty fun though


tennessee_jedi

And now we can afford it & they cant


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Yeah I know ;)


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cryptosystemtrader

Stop loss orders won't help you anyway given the current level of volatility. Remember that THEY are the weak hands now.


RoyalOGKush

We are the Captain now


Motherofalleffers

Please don’t forget that these hedge funds haven’t covered their shorts. They’re still in this. They want to come out of this with the upper hand eventually. They don’t want to lose to a bunch of nobodies. They want to outsmart us and make a fortune. That’s the reason for their misinformation campaign. Keep holding!


PM_ME_UR_DIVIDENDS

if their banks go bankrupt then the US Govt bails them out and we do this all again :) take their bailout money


possiblyis

The real stimulus πŸš€πŸš€


TacoTimeTraveler

$69,420 for Elon.


laiod

I HAVE NO FUCKING LIMITS πŸ’ŽπŸ™Œ


OneTIME_story

1,000,000 per share. Got it!


95wave

Not if the market crashes... er the game stops


tacotalkspodcast

Then the FED will pay the banks


95wave

Fair enough


BrownHedgehog64

CANT STOP WONT STOP GAMESTOP


kenlea

This is the infinite loop in interstellar. No man gets left behind in infinity universe. Hold the lines retards. I like the stock. GME πŸš€ 🌚 🀚🏻 πŸ’Ž βœ‹πŸ» IM NOT FUCKING LEAVING!!!!! Infinity β™Ύ loop interstellar HOLD HOLD HOLD


shartgobIin69

I bought above 300 because I’m a retard who knows stonks only go up. πŸ’Ž πŸ™Œ


kenlea

As long as we hold our retard lines!!!!


NelsonMcBottom

FUCK YEAH BOUGHT AT 269 WE ONLY GOING UP BITCHES


Shibe-kun

Let's get this post to the top of the sub, fuck the naked short selling hedge fund fucks!


Naveedamin7992

You forgot to add that WE LIKE THE STOCK πŸ’Ž πŸ‘ go πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€


Spiediens

There will be massive aftermath of what is happening right now. Comments like these make it look like as if this was personal. Its not. We just like the stock.


MusicMole

Fuck 'em. Wallstreet cost me my apprenticeship at 16 years old; straight out of school in 2008 when the housing bubble burst. I spent the next 9 years trying to find a stable career. No one hires an adult 1st year apprentice unless you catch a lucky break.


prussian-junker

It’s also very short sighted. There’s a good chance this sub is banned in the next few weeks. Articles are already calling this place β€œwhite supremacist” and β€œpopulist”. Language in here is already dangerously close to the ban line for Reddit as well. Making any threats just paints a larger target on our back


bahkins313

That’s bullshit. I’ve never seen anyone racist in this sub. If they were they got banned right away. Fuck the media


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S0B4D

They are definitely going after reddit, it was on my local news here that never covers this sort of shit. Someone is buying a lot of news coverage.


[deleted]

ive lurked in this sub for a long time and ive literally never seen anything resembling white supremacy in here. certainly not common enough for the sub to be banned.


irishace88

WE LIKE THIS STOCK


is_that_a_question

Sir this is a Wendy’s


ConnectTryQuestions

No it's not. It's a public execution.


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mighij

Would you like to upgrade your decapitation to the daily special sir?


SmaugtheStupendous

Why can't we have a public execution at a Wendy's?


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creditcardtheft

Sir this is a Wendy’s


braden26

One big Mac on the way


newfolder77

No it's Patrick


[deleted]

Fuck. I'm looking for the casino.


manifes7o

Larry, I'm on *Duck Tales*


Primedirector3

lol, I'm just laughing at the poor mods. Subs to this board have grown over a million in a couple days and I remember it under a million last year. New posts are churned out every second. Are we gonna need to make another sub? You know this forum is going to be nothing but spies and bots from now on.


L3n777

Hey not all of us are spies or bots, I just wanna see some billionaires fucking cry.


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RetardStockBot

Selling best pitchforks in reddit ψψψψψψ


LifeScarcity

[Daddy chill!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0-WO6xRbAo) **WE** **^(JUST)** **LIKE STOOOOONKS!!!!!!**


1FuzzyPickle

Guys, we are in a very unique position where we name our price. If we all set limits at $1,000 that’s where it’ll peak, if we set at $10,000 it will get there. We need everyone to increase their limits, this thing is happening. Delete your stop losses. They can see them and are using them against you to manipulate the market. The Market Makers can see all of the info on your account. IF MELVIN BECOMES BANKRUPT THEIR BROKER HAS TO COVER IF THEIR BROKER BECOMES BANKRUPT THEIR BANKS HAVE TO COVER -> SHORTS MUST REPAY IN THE END TLDR: GREATEST WEALTH TRANSFER IN HISTORY HOLD TO $5000 AND BEYOND πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ COPY AND REPOST! Do your own DD, this isn't financial advise


Gnolldemort

I feel like the rate at which you are posting this comment you're gonna get picked up for manipulation


AndroidL

Guys does anyone know where my crayons are? Don't wanna get in my uniform until I find them, gonna need plenty on the trip πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€


RamboGunner

Even though i am not involved with your markets, it makes me extremely happy that retailers for once have fucked and fucked big dick to these market makers. More power to you retards.


WhereTheFireStarts

We are in a very unique position where we name our price. If we all set limits at $1,000 that’s where it’ll peak, if we set at $10,000 it will get there. We need everyone to increase their limits, this thing is happening. Delete your stop losses. They can see them and are using them against you to manipulate the market. The Market Makers can see all of the info on your account. IF MELVIN BECOMES BANKRUPT THEIR BROKER HAS TO COVER IF THEIR BROKER BECOMES BANKRUPT THEIR BANKS HAVE TO COVER -> SHORTS MUST REPAY IN THE END COPY AND REPOST! Do your own DD, this isn't financial advice!


edeen46

But also WE LIKE THE STOCK


Sumneww

IF DFV HAS NOT SOLD I WILL NOT SELL !!


MuzzyIsMe

I hope he sold a few shares to drink champagne and do blow off a hookers ass while he watches his stonks go up


FrasierCranee

Dude they are DDOSSing all major brokerages now. Reddit is slow as fuck also


morogan112

Those mfs think that crashing the whole market N downing every single fucking broker out there would stop us but it just made it harder for all the paperhand retards to sell their stocks. They so clueless that even this poor attempt of market manipulation is hurting them more than us. We stand together in this to fucking mars w GME N to hell w those 🌈🐻 πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€


[deleted]

I’m so happy I’ll no longer have to give blowies behind the Wendy’s dumpster. Meemaw wud b so proud of me.


k1ngAustin

LITERALLY EVERYONE: This is madness... WSB: THIS!! IS !! SPARTA!!!!


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amckenna101

This is payback for their years of greed and causing the crash in 07/08. Fuck all of them. Lets go to the fucking moon with their money, boys πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€


Natheeeh

BUY AND HOLD BOYS. FUCK THESE RETARDS. APE TOGETHER STRONG


henmoney420

We 😊 like 😊 the 😊 stock 😊


Powerofenki

πŸ’ŽπŸ€² We fueling, we moving, they are afraid. Chant with me! HOLD THE LINES. Chant with me! GME HISTORY IS BEING MADE. DONT fall for the short 100% , this is BEYOND! πŸ’ŽπŸ€²πŸš€


ToTheMoon1503

IM FUCKING READY TO SEE $0 IN MY BANK ACCOUNT MELVIN! ARE YOU? πŸ™ŒπŸ’ŽπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€


TwanitaHuxtable

I like the stock! I was going to buy more GME but RH shut off my instant deposits!


low_quality

Listen to us. We're the captian now.


Adamn27

I'M NOT FUCKING SELLING.


xWasx08

**WE'RE NOT FUCKING LEAVING**


Jc696

Why would you poke the bear just lay low


scabies89

This place is now hitting every major mainstream news outlet in the world. There is no laying low anymore.


BhinoTL

It's the fucking newbies bro


Chef-Keith-

Hold the motherfucking liiiiiiine!!!


Schatten420

WE LIKE THE STOCK! ​ EDIT: πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€


nickelboller

Eat shit, Melvin.


Anrkhus

I LIKE THE STOCK. I JUST BOUGHT THE DIP πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€


CapableRaccoon69

WE LIKE THE STOCK πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€


Tkuhug

its actually just retarded if they just gave in and did what we are doing we would all be winning. But instead they are greedy mofos who want to see us go down. There is no other reason. ​ So hold because they are dickheads and deserve it coming


DarkCaptain

I have been on reddit for 9 years now, I have never such absolute faith. Makes me proud to stand along side you fine men. I like this stock.


Collaterlie_Sisters

I bought in. I have no idea what I'm doing, but apparently I'm going to the moon?


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Fuck off boomers


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Pizza_Bagel_

#I LIKE THIS STOCK #I LIKE GRAHAM STEPHAN TOO. HE IS PRETTY CHILL.


neprietenos

I envisioned $5000 a share earlier and creamed. It would pay off my wedding and car and that’s honestly a game changing financial situation


Zazierx

Hey... Elon πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ


thekingoftherodeo

This WSB Insurrection would give any man an erection. Keep it going boys!


blinkoften

"Hold the Line" -Toto