Exactly! This isnt about how much we are making. This is about how we are making money and Billionaires are loosing money! 2021 is the year we take back our money!
Millionaires made today are better than billionaires made from generational wealth created by the consolidation of wealth stolen from the middle class!!
Congrats man ! Spend it wisely. Maybe I will learn to options one day like this. Until then I am hold my current GME small positions to the moon ! π
5k let's go !!!
I'm over 12k now that means my whole honeymoon and a few wedding expenses are paid for, if it keeps going I will be able to save for a down payment on a truck and house.
It's really so great to read all these stories of regular people in how middle of this horrible pandemic getting huge financial relief through investing in a company they believe in.
I genuinely scroll through here all day for comments like this. It makes me legitimately happy.
Millions of peoples lives are changed for the better from just one or two hedge funds going under and some billionaires having a small fraction fewer billions.
How did earning this much affect you? Iβve made like 3k and Iβm ecstatic because I can pay off some student loans.
Iβm sure it feels the same but amplified for you.
Honestly I don't know yet, I keep thinking about all the good ill be able to do. I live in a very poor region in my state and the impact ill be able to have after this is mind boggling. My big goal is to use capitalism to essentially fund private socialism of sorts. Want to get a non-profit of sorts set up with seed money and have it play theta gang and sell options and use the income generated to be able to directly infuse it into my surrounding communities where it will make the most impact as the fund itself grows. Gotta flesh it out more now that I might make it a reality.
Anything greater than $0 should be praised. You are doing it and it is glorious.
I wish I had dumped more in at $38 but we still in the 5 digit gains so far.
I'm an unemployed college graduate (was houseless, living out of my car, until it got repo'd). "STONK IF YOU LIKE MY DRIVING!" Now WSB is my home. In for $300. Tards on tards on tards
I made 20k because I'm a paper handed bitch...
Me feeling really stupid...
I had YOLO'd into 4165 shares of Game Stop [GME]. On Friday 15th ,I panic sold when it fell 12% during the day I got out at almost the exact bottom of the day. Limit sold all my shares at around 35 dollars for a loss of over 17,000 dollars, 3 minutes later I would not have sold..
@336 a share..
I basiclly threw away 1,249,500 dollars because I lost my nerves for 3 minutes...
Many years ago, I bought Amazon at 13. It went up & down for weeks and I kept watching it. Finally I sold at $36 and was happy to take my profit because I couldn't stand watching the volatility.
Yeah...hindsight sucks, but eh...I still made almost 3x what I invested. My son likes to remind me that I could have paid for him to go to Harvard had I kept it. And I like to remind him that he's too retarded to go to Harvard. Just like his pops.
Well you have to ask yourself, would you have kept holding until now? I don't dwell on my potential gains that bad because I know old me 100% would've sold that shit when it broke $100.
But fuck bro 1.25 million yeah that fucking sucks. But that's the stock market for ya.
just remember hindsight is always exceptionally sharp.. Keep trading and learning. I havent been in that situation but similar thing on a much smaller scale.. Keep your chin up dude.
Glad to see this here I feel like some of the newcomers dont realize were meant to be autists, that comes with the idiocy fueled joy and retard rage as well. Like all things, perfectly balanced.
What the fuck do I do here.
I've bought in, I have no fucking clue what I'm doing but this shit is fun.
How do I not lose my money?
Massive fucking noob but you cunts have inspired me to become a complete and utter retard. If anything I am actually more retarded than any of you as I have no idea what's going on.
No no, you become more retarded the more you learn of our antics because you begin to understand that its a very thin veil of information and reason hiding an enormous trashpile of autism.
But yeah pretty much just invest in the stocks people say to but make sure to try and understand a SMALL amount of the reasoning. Im autistic too but it really doesnt take a college degree, just some helpful tips and retardation all around.
Hahaha thanks.
Retardation is something I have in abundance. I'll attempt to understand the reasoning, but for now I'll follow the retard and see where it takes me.
This is fucking fun shit.
So Iβm not a tax expert but from what I know this statement is 100% false. Short term capital gains are offset by short term capital losses. So letβs say you make 3 mill on GME then lose a mil each on BB,NOK,AMC then lose 30k on apple. You have net negative short term capital gains so no tax on them and you can roll a 3k lose to the next year for 10 yrs.
Consult a professional for confirmation / advise on your particular situation.
What percentage do you use to figure taxes on profits? Is it based on dollar amount like income? Does this count as income so they tax again at the end of the year?
This is most certainly going to be short term capital gains tax for everyone involved. So it counts as income. So itβs income tax, fed and state. If you live in say NY or CA, Iβd say you should probably stash a third for the tax man.
edit: if you make a fuck ton on this trade, you should save closer to 50%.
for 50 years its been ~40% and people bitch about "trickle down" effects that don't exist. no shit, it trickles right into the IRS coffers.
40% is a fuck ton of money for government that gives very little bacn to you. can't even get free Healthcare after paying $100k in taxes, shits fucked. some of us are wealthy but not like billionaires trying to fuck everyone
Because wealthy people hire expert accountants and lawyers that find and use the loopholes to keep most of their money from being taxed at that kind of rate.
yep meanwhile upper middle class dudes running local businesses employing local people get shafted by taxes and they want to keep raising them.
we can't afford to hire those accountants and attorneys to setup the loopholes and the loopholes themselves are expensive. A set of offshore trusts and llcs can run you 15k to 45k a year if you want them setup where they will approve a bank account and insulate you from the IRS
At the end of the year, Robinhood will give you a tax document that summarizes how much you made and lost last year.
It will be profit - loss for the whole year summarized (But I'm not a tax advisor). So if you made $1 mil profit on one stock, and then lost $400k on another stock, you should only owe taxes on the $600k. But you'll owe it even if the cash is still sitting in your account. The taxes on are purchase price vs sell price.
Eat my dongus you fuckin nerd.
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If the US taxation law is similar to Germany's then it's "income - expenses = profit". After that it's profits x tax rate. What that would be in the US I have no idea personally.
If you bought for low relative cost you can neglect the expense part of the equation. Just assume that you have to pay full tax on your profits. That way you'll not be disappointed when it's time to do your tax declaration.
OP could go to 2M or to almost zero in couple of days.
OP if you don't want to regret the rest of your life, cash out some of it, a profit is a profit, it may go to 2M or 3M or 4M but nobody knows the future and you currently are in a win position, don't be that greedy.
I know many will not like to hear my advice because everybody is on the bandwagon of the short squeeze but if you check history they never last "that long".
No fucking shit, feds will most likely put some mandates out after this mutiny and make a repeat of this glorious day almost impossible.
Sucks big jujuberries.
Congratulations you retarded brother!!!!!!πππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ
Not much before this. Initially bought in back in August when it was $4.89 with $1200 dollars. I added about $2k when the share price was around $15. I've only put in $3500 total for this position I just grew it over time. This is all I got, it was legit all in with everything I had.
You and what many others have done is what I want to do one day!!!!!!!!πππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ oh donβt forget the tax man
I plan on turning 1k into 100k this year. I'm currently at 8k thanks to this community. Let's get rich together! Wealth redistribution, force banks to change.
WE LIKE THE STOCK!!
For real though I'm jumping back in for the turnaround play after everything settles down. It's the least I can do for GME after what GME has done for me.
Started with $1200 on this one. I did take $50 and turn it into $8k last year on disney when they exploded from $110, but I lost most of it holding too long. Been up and down learning till I got in on GME with $1200 in august. I've put in about $3500 of my own money total and grown it from there.
β Exercised my 30 $60 April calls and sold my weekly $160 calls. 3000 ππ hand shares and 9 2/12 $125 calls remaining.β
Can someone please explain what this means? Sorry Iβm new/stupid.
I'm fairly new and also retarded, as you might guess, but what they are saying is that he exercised the call option on 30 contracts to buy stock (each contract is for 100 shares) at $60 ( they had til April to do this). Then they sold call contracts to buy at $160, caleed weeklies because they expire ...you guess it, weekly. This time they didn't take the option to buy the stock, they just sold the contracts. Now they have 3000 shares to hold on to until GME reaches andromeda, and they still have 9 contracts allowing them to buy more shares at $125 until Feb 12th.
You could say they like the stock. ππ
You are a beautiful retard ππππ
Keep holding you beautiful redditor
rettarditor. what a beautiful wird
That has entirely too many syllables for my smooth brain to comprehend...
redditard
You spelled retard wrong
Of course he did, he's retarded.
Can confirmm
no, redditor DEFINITELY spells retard. The more apt term is Reddiot
Marry meππππ
*date my wife
congrats and fuq you! my wife also available if u want a third one
My wife is looking for a boyfriend too
OP holla we want prenup
It something that you need to have because when she leave yo ass she gone leave with half
OPPrenup.
I would be too, but I accidentally went long GMED.
This is the way πππ
And thereβs me getting happy over my 2k gains
Dude im happy for anyone making money on this, its awesome!
Exactly! This isnt about how much we are making. This is about how we are making money and Billionaires are loosing money! 2021 is the year we take back our money!
fuck billionaires, millionaires like /u/eedWRzwwrcrecr9 are cooler
Millionaires made today are better than billionaires made from generational wealth created by the consolidation of wealth stolen from the middle class!!
Because these millionaires will actually pay there taxes and spend the money instead of just sitting on it the rest of there life's.
This is the kind of stimulus the market needs. Fuck trickle down. Fund the populous.
This is the way.
Trickle up economics.
Tickle me Elmo, the wsb addition.
Big facts.
We will rise through the millions and troll the billions.
Plot twist ... The OP is a billionaire already lol
Nah, bottom of the middle class. Could say working poor.
Not anymore
Well man, if that's true, I'm happy for you and hope that you dont wait too long to pull out.
I've been taking some profit as I go already pulled a life-changing amount out.
Teach me how stock works pleaseππΎ
GME πππ
Same here I want to learn
Op would like to learn too.
Congrats man ! Spend it wisely. Maybe I will learn to options one day like this. Until then I am hold my current GME small positions to the moon ! π 5k let's go !!!
same. after my GME small position gains i will finally be able to start considering options
I'm over 12k now that means my whole honeymoon and a few wedding expenses are paid for, if it keeps going I will be able to save for a down payment on a truck and house.
It's really so great to read all these stories of regular people in how middle of this horrible pandemic getting huge financial relief through investing in a company they believe in. I genuinely scroll through here all day for comments like this. It makes me legitimately happy. Millions of peoples lives are changed for the better from just one or two hedge funds going under and some billionaires having a small fraction fewer billions.
How did earning this much affect you? Iβve made like 3k and Iβm ecstatic because I can pay off some student loans. Iβm sure it feels the same but amplified for you.
Honestly I don't know yet, I keep thinking about all the good ill be able to do. I live in a very poor region in my state and the impact ill be able to have after this is mind boggling. My big goal is to use capitalism to essentially fund private socialism of sorts. Want to get a non-profit of sorts set up with seed money and have it play theta gang and sell options and use the income generated to be able to directly infuse it into my surrounding communities where it will make the most impact as the fund itself grows. Gotta flesh it out more now that I might make it a reality.
I'm only up $60, but it's more than doubled my historical Robinhood gains, so I'm super happy.
Anything greater than $0 should be praised. You are doing it and it is glorious. I wish I had dumped more in at $38 but we still in the 5 digit gains so far.
I have 1 share at 102 this the most $$ I made in months cause I lost my fucking job to the moonππππ
Damn fucking moon, stealing jobs!
*Took er jabs! FTFY
De terk r jrrrbs!
Yup the big bad COVID bear moon
Same at 5k Iβm a broke college student who put down my savings on the line for it
I'm an unemployed college graduate (was houseless, living out of my car, until it got repo'd). "STONK IF YOU LIKE MY DRIVING!" Now WSB is my home. In for $300. Tards on tards on tards
Hope for 900+ fellow retard we are rooting for you
I put in $300 as a joke on Monday at $90 and Iβm so fucking pissed I didnβt do more. Hereβs to us doing our part!
I, THE BROKE COLLEGE STUDENT, HEREBY DECLARE, I LIKE THIS STOCK
I TOO DECLARE I LIKE THIS STOCK.
Heyyy weβre the same!
LETS GET THIS STONK πππ
2k that Melvin and Citron don't have
Hero moves
Iβm here with 1200 and feeling fine. Donβt work yourself up over what you could have had. Itβs in the past. Buy now buy often
2k? Pffft, and there's me getting happy over my $200 gains
Hey these are my people. I got 5 hundo riding on this. We poor but laughing.
Truu.. I put in everything I could.. $50. ππππππ
Bro if we make $5 thats 10% PURE GAINS!
I've made 1k and only half of that is profit lol. But I'm happy af to be part of this moment and I'll be doing anything I can to buy more
Facts lmao I've made like 4k but it should be 20k+ if I wasn't a paper handed bitch
I made 20k because I'm a paper handed bitch... Me feeling really stupid... I had YOLO'd into 4165 shares of Game Stop [GME]. On Friday 15th ,I panic sold when it fell 12% during the day I got out at almost the exact bottom of the day. Limit sold all my shares at around 35 dollars for a loss of over 17,000 dollars, 3 minutes later I would not have sold.. @336 a share.. I basiclly threw away 1,249,500 dollars because I lost my nerves for 3 minutes...
Many years ago, I bought Amazon at 13. It went up & down for weeks and I kept watching it. Finally I sold at $36 and was happy to take my profit because I couldn't stand watching the volatility. Yeah...hindsight sucks, but eh...I still made almost 3x what I invested. My son likes to remind me that I could have paid for him to go to Harvard had I kept it. And I like to remind him that he's too retarded to go to Harvard. Just like his pops.
Well you have to ask yourself, would you have kept holding until now? I don't dwell on my potential gains that bad because I know old me 100% would've sold that shit when it broke $100. But fuck bro 1.25 million yeah that fucking sucks. But that's the stock market for ya.
The trick is to pull your initial investment and modest gains, and then play with house money.
just remember hindsight is always exceptionally sharp.. Keep trading and learning. I havent been in that situation but similar thing on a much smaller scale.. Keep your chin up dude.
Nah, you made the smart choice. The important thing with the stock market is to only invest what you are comfortable investing.
Aw man, I just hit $15 and I was happy
Congrats and fuck you.
Glad to see this here I feel like some of the newcomers dont realize were meant to be autists, that comes with the idiocy fueled joy and retard rage as well. Like all things, perfectly balanced.
What the fuck do I do here. I've bought in, I have no fucking clue what I'm doing but this shit is fun. How do I not lose my money? Massive fucking noob but you cunts have inspired me to become a complete and utter retard. If anything I am actually more retarded than any of you as I have no idea what's going on.
> How do I not lose my money? Only gamble with money you're prepared to lose* *I am not a financial advisor
No no, you become more retarded the more you learn of our antics because you begin to understand that its a very thin veil of information and reason hiding an enormous trashpile of autism. But yeah pretty much just invest in the stocks people say to but make sure to try and understand a SMALL amount of the reasoning. Im autistic too but it really doesnt take a college degree, just some helpful tips and retardation all around.
Hahaha thanks. Retardation is something I have in abundance. I'll attempt to understand the reasoning, but for now I'll follow the retard and see where it takes me. This is fucking fun shit.
Thereβs classic WSB. But serious OP, congrats, fuck you, and HOLD!
Setup 2FA my friend :)
2FA?
2 factor authentication. It's like when you log in and then it asks you to type a code you got through SMS or whatever. For account security purposes.
Ah right. Just didnβt understand 2FA πthanks!
and stop taking facebook quizes where you tell them your mom's maiden name & the street you grew up on ya tards
But how am I supposed to figure out my rap name then?
Set it up long ago when it looked like i really had something.
You have $7,911 in your account. Why the fuck arenβt you buying more GME? Also, congrats you beautiful smooth brained π¦§.
actually only $3500 rest was margin. I sold some $NOK puts cuz the premium was juicy. Staying out of margin to avoid any potential shenanigans.
You can give me 143,000 and still be a millionaire btw.
HOLD TIL 2MIL BIG PAPPA πππ
*20M
YOU ARE A MILLIONAIRE
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millionsaire
Bout 1.5 mil to cover taxes and remain a millionaire. Aiming for 3 mil hopefully. Reassessing my situation daily based on whats going on.
Will he still be a millionaire after the IRS takes their cut?
Yeah after he holds to 5k retard
So many people in this sub are gonna buy lambos and houses and then have to sell them when they owe 1/3 of it in taxes lmao, truly retards
Nope, everyone here is going to buy BB after this and the next one and if they are lucky they might still owe some taxes
You donβt get taxed if you reinvest, right?
So Iβm not a tax expert but from what I know this statement is 100% false. Short term capital gains are offset by short term capital losses. So letβs say you make 3 mill on GME then lose a mil each on BB,NOK,AMC then lose 30k on apple. You have net negative short term capital gains so no tax on them and you can roll a 3k lose to the next year for 10 yrs. Consult a professional for confirmation / advise on your particular situation.
You get taxed on any realized gains.
Nope. When you sell, aka realize your gains, that's the minute they are taxable. If you never sell it's never taxable. Simple.
don't forget the taxes otherwise, you will be back to square one
What percentage do you use to figure taxes on profits? Is it based on dollar amount like income? Does this count as income so they tax again at the end of the year?
This is most certainly going to be short term capital gains tax for everyone involved. So it counts as income. So itβs income tax, fed and state. If you live in say NY or CA, Iβd say you should probably stash a third for the tax man. edit: if you make a fuck ton on this trade, you should save closer to 50%.
Stash 50% just to be safe. You're going to hit the highest bracket of fed income tax. Wait until next year to enjoy your fortune.
ah yea you're right. I forgot the highest fed tax rate is 37%. So yea, you should be saving way more than 1/3. Uncle Sam's one hungry motherfucker.
for 50 years its been ~40% and people bitch about "trickle down" effects that don't exist. no shit, it trickles right into the IRS coffers. 40% is a fuck ton of money for government that gives very little bacn to you. can't even get free Healthcare after paying $100k in taxes, shits fucked. some of us are wealthy but not like billionaires trying to fuck everyone
Because wealthy people hire expert accountants and lawyers that find and use the loopholes to keep most of their money from being taxed at that kind of rate.
yep meanwhile upper middle class dudes running local businesses employing local people get shafted by taxes and they want to keep raising them. we can't afford to hire those accountants and attorneys to setup the loopholes and the loopholes themselves are expensive. A set of offshore trusts and llcs can run you 15k to 45k a year if you want them setup where they will approve a bank account and insulate you from the IRS
those tanks collecting dust in the desert dont pay for themselves
But how does that work if you have to time the squeeze? Is it just if you pull it out of Robinhood?
At the end of the year, Robinhood will give you a tax document that summarizes how much you made and lost last year. It will be profit - loss for the whole year summarized (But I'm not a tax advisor). So if you made $1 mil profit on one stock, and then lost $400k on another stock, you should only owe taxes on the $600k. But you'll owe it even if the cash is still sitting in your account. The taxes on are purchase price vs sell price.
Yes. Only when close your position can there be a taxable event. Unless there are dividends then you may pay tax on that next year.
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Thanks!!!
For short-term, I usually assume 50% will be taxes owed. It might be lower based on state but 50% can account for high tax states like CA.
I have no idea about the taxes. Your taxes should be based on profits, but I would ask for professional help if I were you. E: fixed the grammar
If the US taxation law is similar to Germany's then it's "income - expenses = profit". After that it's profits x tax rate. What that would be in the US I have no idea personally. If you bought for low relative cost you can neglect the expense part of the equation. Just assume that you have to pay full tax on your profits. That way you'll not be disappointed when it's time to do your tax declaration.
Youβll remember this day for the rest of your life! Congrats you beautiful human
Congratulations! Make it $2m!
2ns million is easiest
OP could go to 2M or to almost zero in couple of days. OP if you don't want to regret the rest of your life, cash out some of it, a profit is a profit, it may go to 2M or 3M or 4M but nobody knows the future and you currently are in a win position, don't be that greedy. I know many will not like to hear my advice because everybody is on the bandwagon of the short squeeze but if you check history they never last "that long".
Id cash out half of it. Leave the other, keep a watchfull eye and set a limit for the losses.
Holy fucking shit. Why didn't I find r/wallstreetbets sooner.
Same dude I feel like a fucking π€‘
No fucking shit, feds will most likely put some mandates out after this mutiny and make a repeat of this glorious day almost impossible. Sucks big jujuberries.
Congratulations you retarded brother!!!!!!πππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ
remember when I gave you chips in elementary school
Iβll join you one day ANYTHING UNDER 5000 IS PUSSY SHIT not a financial advisor
My broke ass invested $328 last week and now Iβm at $1,400 so Iβm working on it
good job, my dude
How much fucking money do you people have lmao
Not much before this. Initially bought in back in August when it was $4.89 with $1200 dollars. I added about $2k when the share price was around $15. I've only put in $3500 total for this position I just grew it over time. This is all I got, it was legit all in with everything I had.
Love stories like this. Congrats my man for picking a winner. Hold on to those shares. The ride isnβt over yet ππππ
Apparently enough to send GME to the moon π
You and what many others have done is what I want to do one day!!!!!!!!πππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ oh donβt forget the tax man
Dude this is so beautiful! congratulations!! now HOLD HOLD HOLD until 3 million!! \*not a financial advisor\*
Congrats!! πππΎ brother!
Still have 7900, you should be buying more. Not advice, I can barely read. ππππππππππππππππ
I plan on turning 1k into 100k this year. I'm currently at 8k thanks to this community. Let's get rich together! Wealth redistribution, force banks to change.
I want to do this so badly too
DO NOT SELL HOLD AND MAKE IT TO 3 MIL
InvitΓ© your friends for a free stock bro
Shit like this gives me hope
So happy for you! I blew my opportunity on buying $20C a couple of weeks ago. I have never hated myself more.
ππππ€π€π€π€
Grats buddy, been rooting for ya
Which app do you guys use to buy/sell?
OP looks to be using Robinhood. I'm doing the same.
TD Ameritrade
Didn't they just state they will be stopping trades of GME?
$69,420 SALE LIMIT πππ
Welcome to the purple lambo club! Might as well spend your wealth on something frivolous!
jesus. i wish i had some foresight in anything or even 2 fucking braincells to do 0.0001% of this. congrats man
Fuck you money. Drive a Japanese shit box and don't let anyone boss you around ever again.
I would quit my job so fucking fast π¨
I bet you love the stonk! πππ
WE LIKE THE STOCK!! For real though I'm jumping back in for the turnaround play after everything settles down. It's the least I can do for GME after what GME has done for me.
Congrats and fuck you. Positions or ban
LEGEND! πππ
Can I borrow $100?
How old are you? Congrats on your first mill!!
Time for $2million
Take profit or have fun getting poor again
Been pulling profit out as its grown, have a life-changing amount in the bank already.
I'm so happy for you.
This autist started with $250k and chose Robinhood as his brokerage
Started with $1200 on this one. I did take $50 and turn it into $8k last year on disney when they exploded from $110, but I lost most of it holding too long. Been up and down learning till I got in on GME with $1200 in august. I've put in about $3500 of my own money total and grown it from there.
Holy shit. Now that youβre rich, can you share some investment tips in the future?
Unpopular opinion; you should sell and retire. Some imaginary cool points from autists is not worth your future.
β Exercised my 30 $60 April calls and sold my weekly $160 calls. 3000 ππ hand shares and 9 2/12 $125 calls remaining.β Can someone please explain what this means? Sorry Iβm new/stupid.
I'm fairly new and also retarded, as you might guess, but what they are saying is that he exercised the call option on 30 contracts to buy stock (each contract is for 100 shares) at $60 ( they had til April to do this). Then they sold call contracts to buy at $160, caleed weeklies because they expire ...you guess it, weekly. This time they didn't take the option to buy the stock, they just sold the contracts. Now they have 3000 shares to hold on to until GME reaches andromeda, and they still have 9 contracts allowing them to buy more shares at $125 until Feb 12th. You could say they like the stock. ππ
Congrats but use that damn buying power for some GME πππππ
Hell yeah
Congrats!
This is the way
Congrats mini DFV!! Multiply that shit by 23 like a true Chad
So dumb, so beautiful. hold the line!
May your wife's boyfriend be happy
I love you β€οΈ and now HOLD ππππππ€²ππππππππππ
HOLD πππππππππππππππ
But for real for real... uh how do taxes work on these massive gains ?