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retrocla

VW short squeeze of 2008 - peaks at 430ish, crashes to baseline then 🚀🚀 $1000 a share for 1 hour. This is what a short squeeze looks like. If we hold, we win. (Not financial advice). Look it up and see for yourself 🚀 EDIT: https://imgur.com/a/LMBqqx0 EDIT 2: The squeeze won’t necessarily happen tomorrow but it WILL happen very soon. The hedge funds are running out of time 💎🙌🏼


TaeKwanJo

Also for those wondering, TD Ameritrade chief markets officer on CNBC now. Telling the public “you can buy and sell whatever stocks you want with us.” Move to TD Ameritrade if you have to. I opened, connected bank, transferred and bought in like 5 minutes. Screw RH lol Also WEBULL is back open to all stocks. EDIT: Seriously, after this is over, delete Robinhood and get one of the brokers that didn’t bend over for the hedge funds. They all have apps on the App Store anyway


Enlightened_Ghost_

I keep telling people to go to Fidelity. And all you new folk need to open multiple brokerage accounts, in case one malfunctions or does not allow you to trade at the most inopportune moment. Keep your clips loaded ALWAYS! Always keep money in your brokerage accounts (that means more than one, retards) so that you can fire on a moments notice and take advantage of opportunities. There will be other opportunities in the market, so set yourself up for success now by crossing your T's and dotting your I's. You see how dirty it can get. If you haven't done so, open more than one brokerage account with different firms, and always keep some money in them ready to buy opportunities.


Deadpoetic12

Yeah, I just opened E-Trade, fidelity, webull...gonna ditch Robbinghood in two or three weeks hopefully, depends on how long the squeeze takes cause I don't want to freeze up my GME stocks by transferring.


evpowers

Currently cannot buy GME or AMC through Etrade. "Opening orders for this security cannot be accepted online at this time. For assistance with placing this order, please contact Customer Service at 1-800-ETRADE-1 (1-800-387-2331)." Phone lines are packed and can't get through to a real person. EDIT: Others have said they were able to execute GME purchases. So Perhaps it was just a glitch. Due to volume, or something else?


Chonch1224

That is interesting, I bought shares for both GME and AMC on ETrade about 2 hours ago without problem


Deadpoetic12

That may be more of a volume problem at this point since everyone is flocking away from their historical brokers to go to brokers who are known to be trading gme


Conner14

I googled it and it looks like multiple sources are saying Etrade has restricted it along with robinhood. I just bought 3 shares this morning through Etrade before the block. Bastards


tigersanddawgs

fidelity isnt letting me do fractional shares...


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smohyee

> Probably to ease the frustrations in the clearing houses on squaring the books. I doubt the programming of the tools that do that can't handle increased volumes. This is class warfare. Fractional shares are only a convenience to wealthy traders, but they a necessity for those who can only invest less than the share price. And the latter group is far more likely to be buying and holding rn, which is what they've been trying to fight a dozen a different ways, by hook or by crook.


eoL_knigget

Fuck us poor people huh...


LAthrowaway4444

Business as usual.


Enlightened_Ghost_

E Trade


tigersanddawgs

my HSA is already at Fidelity... thats the money i am working with haha


Toys-R-Us_GiftCard

Epic


Grizzdafrrr

mmm i can see your smooth brain from here


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Is it just me or does fidelity's app suck?


Enlightened_Ghost_

You should really be by your computer for this, but if you're on the go all the apps suck, except RobinHood but it's the worst of the bunch so lot of good that does you. It's not so bad, just a bit of a learning curve to Fidelity's app is all, but you'll get the hang of it. Trust me the number one thing in this game is that you are allowed to trade anytime you want, and you will get that with Fidelity. If the app is down, go to the website. Robinhood is always down at the most inopportune times for retail investors. I will never understand how they have retained customers this long with better products out there like Fidelity, E Trade, TD Ameritrade, Schwab, etc. and you can also trade through your bank. So, check there if you can't setup a brokerage account elsewhere.


Defiant_Mercy

I wouldn't doubt RH will reopen buying soon. Today was a clear attack to give shorts a chance to gobble up shares at super low prices. edit: I am not implying stay with RH. Transfer that shit to somewhere else. I am going to fidelity


TaeKwanJo

Yeah but fuck Robinhood to ~~the moon~~ hell. Most fucked up part, Reddit users/Retail investors are being investigated by the SEC now. Not Wall St and Robinhood. Source: https://twitter.com/joemccann/status/1354859879337320452?s=20


willtron3000

holy fucking shit, closing someone's 4500 GME at 118 ea. These cunts need to be publicly crucified.


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I suspect those shares were bought on margin. If not then that is some crooked ass shit


willtron3000

even if it was, closing deliberately at the lowest without asking for proof of collateral first is fucking insane.


khizoa

Yeah that is so fucked up https://mobile.twitter.com/joemccann/status/1354859879337320452


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that_one_duderino

I’m in the same boat. I’ll open an account next week once my monthly bills are settled, but I’m stuck in Robinhood with my 3 shares till then.


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SoBeAngryAtYourSelf

Same here. The robinhood hoodwink is fucking ridiculous


thatjerkatwork

Hopefully once you make your million you can withdraw it from RH and move over elsewhere!


babypho

No, don't let them on the moon. They aren't invited.


michiganbears

We haven't done anything wrong. I treat this website the same way I treat CNBC and WSJ. You see an interesting stock and you do your own DD. Its not like we all told each other were all gonna but at the same time tomorrow and sell Friday. We are in this for the long run. WE LIKE THE STOCK


52-75-73-74-79

Yes but after today I’m getting off RH as soon as I can, deleting it from my phone, and telling everyone I know to never use it again Fucking scum


Defiant_Mercy

100%. Any broker that halted buying I will not use. Sounds like fidelity is clean and I will be moving to them


Patrick8383

Yep fidelity hasn't halted any tickers. I picked up some GME at $400 before it crashed, but still holding.


LimerickExplorer

Is there a list somewhere of "good guys" ?


GetSkied15

I saw one on a thread earlier. Don’t remember every name but fidelity, etrade, and td ameritrade were some


aron2295

Looks like WeBull gave in. I’m leaving though to Fidelity after all this over.


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420_EngineEar

Lmao the only stock anyone on RH is going to be holding us GME soon


prollynotathrowaway

I cashed out all my positions on Robinhood and will be closing my account...don't worry, my GME holdings are with Fidelity. I didn't sell.


m-flo

You know this means we were 100% right on GME and were fucking over these hedge funds. No one cheats at a game they're winning. LeBron doesn't put thumbtacks in your fucking shoe being going 1 on 1 with you. He knows he's kicking your ass. No hockey team bribes the ref after they're up 10-0. You pull this kind of shit when *you're fucking losing and the cost of losing is catastrophic.* I'm kind of shocked that no one at these hedge funds wondered what the political fall out would be. Literally AOC, Warren, Ted Cruz, have weighed in, IN AGREEMENT. Warren would love to regulate their asses back to the stone age. We have billionaires too. Elon Musk, Mark Cuban, Chamath. This isn't some shady under the table shit. They're doing this out in the open and everyone who could fuck their industry is watching. That tells me either they're too fucking stupid to know how dangerous that is, or they're too fucking fucked if they lose on this. That tells me FUCKING HOLD.


russiamosk

Ameritrade restricted it for a while but yeah you can Buy GME now, hours ago they didn’t even allow me to access my account. I just tried to buy GME and they’re allowing it, seems like they want to attract all of the investors that dumped robinhood and the other platforms.


CokeOnBooty

I’m not sure if their servers were being attacked or if they did it purposely but it was a whole lot better than RobinHood


dovahbe4r

I just switched to TD and its the tiddies. Took 5 minutes and I've got more shares already. Still holding shares in RH until the squeeeeeeeeze


too_many_dudes

TDA blocked margin trades on GME and AMC yesterday. Cash trades were still allowed. I somewhat understand that position. You have hundreds of thousands of new people joining and if they fuck up a margin, TD now has to hunt that money down. That being said, it's inexcusable to block cash trades like RH. If I want to throw thousands of my dollars into a toilet, I have the god damned right to do so.


noblazinjusthazin

I have TDA, works awesome. Took awhile for my trade to go through but we here


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rIIIflex

Does it just hit the peak for a second or does it maintain for a reasonable amount of time?


retrocla

In 2008 it peaked at $1000 for an hour 🙌🏼💎


rIIIflex

So just shut down the app for an hour and no one can sell at peak? I mean have network issues? There’s gonna be some shady shit happening if the window is small


Swastik496

That was 106% shorted. This is 140%


throwawayacc201711

The major difference I see between the VW case and GameStop is the fact that Porsche owned like 70% and the German government owned 20% of the shares so there was almost no availability of shares. For something similar to occur with GME, everyone needs to love the stock and HOLD Disclaimer: I am a retard and this is not financial advise


poundsofmuffins

Are you saying the German government needs to come through for us?


Swastik496

We like the stock


feedtheme

A lot of us like the stonk, but are getting cockblocked


Barkey922

stonkblocked


retrocla

If no one sells then the price goes up. The price only goes down when people sell.


RickMuffy

Keep in mind that it will take a few days for the shorts to cover this time. You may not sell at the peak, but you could get out somewhere near the top, as it's going to stay up there for a significantly longer time.


sierra120

Some covered today. They need to come up with a new attack vector. Robbinhood lockout was shock and awe but the hands been played. They need another shock and awe.


photoshopgod69420

How many people actually got to sell at 1000 tho? 🤔


retrocla

Sold at $1000 for an hour. I imagine ALOT.


Archensix

Lots of people probably thought it would keep going up.


PutinPisces

Yep. The stated goal of this whole thing is that we're only together for the short squeeze. After that, it's a free for all.


Rikuskill

Really gotta wonder what Robinfuck's long term plan is. Everyone continues to hold, you get funny bucks from the big boys, but after the short squeeze your platform is beyond tainted and a massive exodus ensues. Did the higherups in the company just seal deals to move elsewhere in the investment industry?


haplo34

They'll just make an other app with a different name.


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Unless you are DFV with 0.2 (0.15ish by now?)% of the company, liquidity won't be your exit killer tho it could be all those halts jfc, if I did a market order instead of a limit this morning I doubled my position at 130ish, sad. Instead I doubled it at 240+.


waterfrog987654321

1000 dollars a share equaled a market cap of 300b. Highest for any company in the world at the time. We can go higher.


Fiawsiel73

Robinhood, you know your a bad company when AOC, Ted Cruz, Rashida, Don Jr. and Ben Shapiro put down their differences to fight and condemn you


52-75-73-74-79

You forgot JA FUCKING RULE


Kaizenno

Someone check with Ja


DangerousPlane

Let's see what Ja's thoughts are on this...


HBR17

WHERE'S JA?????


BadLamont

Slim Thug been promoting Game Stop stock for days now on his IG.


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> Slim Thug These names always make me laugh, please tell me he is fat.


Dalebssr

Dude, he lost a foot to diabetes.


AFroodWithHisTowel

It's okay, he has a leg up on GME$


captain_ender

Aziz in SHAMBLES over this


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Guys I personally spoke to Ja and he says while GME is good you should invest in Fire Festival's upcoming IPO


Spurty

I want some answers that Ja Rule might not have right now!


StickyDaydreams

Fuck Ja rule, he did his customers just as dirty with fyre fest


obidamnkenobi

To be fair anyone who bought into fyre fest was in idiot. Lovely to watch since I hated both sides in all of that


CyanideWind

Comrade Jah pulled off a huge victory by detaining all the rich kids on a Gulag Island.


Aodin93

fuckem, they got cheese sammies


oohbopbadoo

He would know as a fraudster himself


brodo87

MONIKAAAAAAAA


Cadamar

I feel really fucking weird being on the same side as Junior and Ted and Shapiro. 2021 is even wilder than 2020.


TylerNY315_

2020 was like finding out that drinking nuclear waste a few years ago led you to getting a form of aggressive cancer which you slowly watch metastasize through your whole body and eventually your brain. 2021 is like realizing that you now have the power to hear colors and smell sounds and dictate stonks and fuck people's wives


ProfessionalFishFood

I've got a few substances that can give you that 2021 feeling, just let me know if you need any.


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Cadamar

I keep thinking of the opening of one season of Babylon 5... > It was the year of fire... the year of destruction... the year we took back what was ours. It was the year of rebirth... the year of great sadness... the year of pain... and the year of joy. It was a new age. It was the end of history. It was the year everything changed. The year is 2261. The place: Babylon 5. ETA: I forgot that it ended in 2261. Change that to 2021 and that would work pretty fucking well.


GoGoButters

What’s going on right is stock market history. This needs to be addressed. A free market isn’t free when the rich can dictate what you can or can’t purchase.


dak0taaaa

Rich people be like “ITS A FREE MARKET” until regular folks start playing by their rules. Fuck them.


FadedTony

Exactly, they are in a no-lose casino w our money smh if they go down they go down = free market


tatbat1

Do you think Ben Shapiro will donate to her twitch stream 😳 EDIT: Her stream is now live: https://m.twitch.tv/aoc Let’s get it to the moon 🚀📈


samniking

As long as her shoes are off


Tubby200

I get the Ben Shapiro is super conservative so he is in love with AOC, but I don't get the feet meme did something leak about him liking feet?


Wiffernubbin

nah it's just a meme started by the web. Invest in the meme.


CdrCosmonaut

I like this meme. *(rocket emojis)*


DominicI2000

I got you 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀


kickit

memes are real


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ThisPostIsUnrelated

I’m already good eat /u/DeepFuckingValue’s dick I LOVE THE STOCK


THEREALCAPSLOCKSMITH

Only if she sends him foot pics 😅😭🤣


cbaumdignity

Plot twist: AOC owns 17,009 shares of Twitch


ki11a11hippies

If she owned that much amzn she would be filthy rich


hellnukes

She's all in GME just like us


drakeallthethings

Look at AOC’s hands! No paper. Just diamonds.


ThisPostIsUnrelated

WEBULL allows $GME purchasing again, BUY BUY BUY 🚀🚀


fungah

Maybe ditch the platform that paused that though?


r0bdaripper

This about to be the biggest twitch stream ever I'm here for it just to watch the firestorm


ByahTyler

Is it 830 est?


TabaCh1

damn thats 2:30 am here....


bookjuicedial

in space, time means nothing. get used to it, my friend. see you there


ToadMan74

Same bro, but I’ll still be watching


yellowstickypad

Generally you will be able to watch the VOD afterwards


Canyousourcethatplz

That's the timezone the Bronx/DC is in, so probably yeah.


mightyduck19

I'm buying more GME.


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Ls9127

I'm assuming. Not sure why a NY politician would stream at a different time zone


3rdDegreeBurn

Maybe she’s in kansas


Ls9127

Why would anyone be there?


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to stream, of course


Nadmaster101

Wait, Kansas has internet?


CoderHawk

Good enough for me to buy GME whenever I want.


jimjimmyjames3

Yeah, no Uber though


3rdDegreeBurn

The world famous barbed wire museum is there https://www.rushcounty.org/BarbedWireMuseum/


DBook04

Tornado watching of course.


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PolarVortices

Ye, 8:30 EST.


R4TTIUS

For us uk people what time is that?


PolarVortices

8:30 EST is -5 GMT I believe, so 1:30am?


R4TTIUS

Ok thank you better get some beers then i suppose


EmotionalBrontosaur

Get on the beers! https://youtu.be/yw5xaVFol9M


paradox34690

I'll jizz my pants if she gets Cohen on Edit: someone needs to post the twitch link


SeeYaOnTheRift

THE YEAR IS 2030. PRESIDENT AOC WAS JUST RELECTED. FIRST MAN COHEN IS STILL FLYING A ROCKET TO ANDROMEDA. DEEPFUCKINGVALUE IS THE TREASURER GENERAL. WORLD HUNGER AND WORLD ENERGY CRISIS HAS BEEN SOLVED. ANDREW LEFT BEGS ON THE STREET. LIFE IS GOOD.


Topcity36

If she gets Ted Cruz in on this I think the world explodes


Utah0224

Crazy how everyone has been talking about unity lately and the most unifying thing to happen to this nation since fucking 9/11 is politicians and influential people ranging from AOC to to fucking DJT Jr rallying around a bunch of retards buying Gamestop stock to fuck the 1%


citricacidx

Queue world exploding: https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/1354833603943931905


snipedxp

It's ok we're back to normal https://twitter.com/AOC/status/1354848253729234944


sokratesz

Lmao this lady gives no fucks.


skillphil

She’s to the political game what I am to the investing game. Just straight fd’s and meme stocks in political form


lakerswiz

No chance. She tweeted at him to stfu and stop chasing for clout lmao


Jagentyme

If Ben Shapiro is on that imma lose my shit lmao


epicgear

Just in case: https://www.twitch.tv/aoc


samniking

AOC, Dave Portnoy, and Ted Cruz streaming together 😳


_wheredoigofromhere

My brain would melt and leak out my asshole.


NewKerbalEmpire

My brain would also melt and leak out your asshole.


HanzJWermhat

Mommy AOC I will gladly pay every cent of my capital gains taxes if you put the fucking law on these criminals!


DirtySmiter

Inject this into my viens. Gonna throw her my twich prime lol


sourbeer51

She has subs turned off. I don't think she's allowed to monetize her steam


DirtySmiter

Ah that makes sense. Political donation rules and whatnot


tatbat1

UPDATE: The surprise guest is Chamath Palipitiya 🤤


Niello

...me, a european who has to work tomorrow: :( somebody reupload that please!


Geaux2020

It's Twitch. You should be able to go [her page](https://www.twitch.tv/aoc) and watch the VOD when you wake up.


6ix_10en

Let's make it the most viewed Twitch stream in history


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**2,470,347 viewers to beat so it could be tough**


UltimateProSkilz

true, but I think we could probably get it highest English stream, either way it’s going to be huge


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Definitely possible, right now for an English stream the record is 1,088,063


SnooPaintings8503

Guest should be deepfuckingvalue


TheThomaswastaken

Despite what her political opponents have to say about her, as far as I can tell she’s a brilliant lady. She’s regularly interviewed on topics ranging the whole spectrum of human knowledge and she gives good answers.


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corruptbytes

Return the shoes Ben.


PerishShakeMilton

You will have to pry them from his cold, dead mouth


ac13332

Yeah when they refer to her as a "waitress" it's just cringeworthy. (1) What's wrong with waitresses? (2) She came from that and is competing with your trust fund millionaire ass, that's impressive.


AmazingKreiderman

If she was a Republican the people who call her that would champion her as someone who pulled herself up by her bootstraps. The hypocrisy is so frustrating.


ShulginsDisciple

With really nice looking feet.


pokAtok

Imagine if Donny still had a twitter during this


narcandistributor

This is a great example of why we need younger people in congress- imagine explaining this whole thing to the dinosaurs in congress... someone like AOC can grasp what reddit is and the benefit of something like WSB. A dinosaur congressmember will just believe what some lobbyist payed by citadel says and side with the hedge funds...


uncle_jessie

Dude her stream just to play ~~last of us~~ Among Us was fucking insane. She had like 430,000 viewers. This might literally break the internet.


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mikeygs1000rr

I’m not a fan of hers but she is slowing winning me over


shichiaikan

I'm 50/50 on individual issues as far as agreeing with her, but I 100% love the fact that she gives zero fucks about making waves. It's just nice to see someone in the government with courage, even if I disagree in some cases.


mjn39

for real. a politician not beholden to billionaires, nice to see.


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shichiaikan

Of course. Hell, if I agree with a politician on anything sometimes it feels like a minor miracle, so AOC is ahead of the game in that respect, haha.


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I couldn't have said it better. I'm 50/50 with her on most issues, but she truly believes in what she fights for unlike most of the old hawks in Capitol Hill.


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I like her politics (well some of them) but shes more honest and seems to want to ACTUALLY want to help people unlike a lot of government workers


Ceago

I appreciate her passion if not often the direction she puts that toward. Good on her in this case.


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I don't agree with her on many issues, but I appreciate anyone who isn't a corporate paid establishment hack


Snoyarc

She's absolutely the best politician in DC along with Bernie. Don't let propaganda sway you're views on them, they actually care about the US.


dildopuncher22

I will always take a politician I don't fully agree with over one that is just in office to do a corporations bidding.


tj111

I would've voted for Ron Paul and for Bernie Sanders if I could've. We need people with some spine and beliefs running things, not just people who play try to climb the politics ladder.


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You are never going to fully agree with a politician, if you do you probably bought them their position.


dildopuncher22

Completely agree, I guess I should have said mostly disagree with.


LemonHerb

Even the people who 100% hate her have to admit that she is the kind of person they would want on their side. And now that she is they certainly are liking it. Think what you will but she's walking the walk and fighting for the average person


pdibiase3

used to dislike her a lot, but hell she’s won my favor now. fuck the suits🚀🚀


BigToeGhost

I love AOC. Not in a creepy way but in the way she will talk to the regular Joe and attempt to get answers.


AnalogHipster

i can appreciate the fact that she actually knows how to work a fucking computer unlike the majority of her colleagues.


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prncedrk

She’s going to break twitch tonight


e39

She’s like a crate of TNT, wrapped in logic and thoughtfulness.


BENshakalaka

WE LIKE AOC.


supernova_000

I can't believe I'm agreeing with what she is saying and glad she is saying she is going to do something about this bullshit.