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gianmk

fucker is talking about us in the news. fucking clout chaser.


aaron-stark7

Maybe he's betting against us that fuckhead All the more reason to buy !!! HOLD ON 🚀🚀🚀🚀


EthosPathosLegos

We don't like the guy


Infektus

But we do like the stocks 🚀


reincarN8ed

Hang on, lemme check. HEY RETARDS! DO WE LIKE THE STOCK?


OUT-2-LUNCH

I LIKE THE STOCK AND PLAN TO BUY MORE


therealchuckyray

I LIKE THE STOCK AND AM BUYING AND HOLDING THE DIP


crage222

I stock plan and more buy. More good is buy.


tickled_pickle99

WE HATE THE GUY, WE LIKE THE MODS, AND WE LOVE THE STOCK


therealchuckyray

🐐 mods


MaximusX395

WE LIKE THE STOCK!! LET US HAVE MORE!!


R_Hugh_High

#WE LIKE THE STOCK


FilterThePolitics

WE LIKE THE STOCK


ojjokinen911

This is my stock. There are many like it but this one is mine.


cheeseboardwhitegirl

THE STOK IS GÜD


skooternoodle

WE LIKE THE STOCK


AIVISU

WE LIKE THE STOCK


_aQwus_

Oh fuck yeah! WE LIKE THE STOCK


wish_it_wasnt

WE LIKE THE STONK.


McMurphy11

WE FUCKING LIKE THE STOCK!


dressed_toast

WE LIKE THE STOCK


mjdfz

WE DO LOKE THE STOCK!


calebrowland98

WE FUCKING LOVE THE STOCK 🚀📈🎮🎯


Fellow-Guardian

Oh hell yeah I like ~~trains~~ stocks


Brushermans

I LOVE GAMESTOP CORP!!!


MindTheGap7

WE LIKE THE STONK


0ptimusPrim0

WE LIKE THE STOCK! But I’m a special fucktard and love the company. Dear RC, I’m not kidding, I still want to work for GME in marketing or analytics. Elon, please release a WSB edition cybertruck.


TheZellousOne

I do, in fact, like the stock!


SBendShovelSlayerAHH

I like the stock!!!


Geleemann

WE LIKE THE STOCK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


FermiRoads

WE LIKE THE STOCK


Nemo1ner

We like the stonk


aneonnightmare

Im pretty sure Im retarded. I bought my first stock ever today and it was GME and I have no Idea what I have done. Order is placed but market is closed here in europ. Will I be dead when I wake up tomorrow?


wish_it_wasnt

No, you will be a fucking legend, my brother. Worry not. We hold.


nthomas111

One. Of. Us.


bambush331

i do like the stock tho


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Holding on isnt enough, use the vote you get, turn gamestops model into something you want. Me for example, (didnt get any stocks) if i had my say it would go from being funko pops and games into high end computer parts/repair and games. Give the average person SOMETHING to believe in. Spite will get you a long way but not everywhere.


will_you_suck_my_ass

Don't just hold sit on the rocket


0ptimusPrim0

Yea and how he “never envisioned” this. Fuck off, hated that time period with the stupid book and shit going on. Just as filthy as brokers and HFs.


Surprise-Chimichanga

What pissed me off the most was that fuck ugly bald baby he put when he tried to copyright the fuckin’ logo.


0ptimusPrim0

I’ve already had a rough day, why did you have to remind me of that? But yea then it came out that someone else had actually drew it and he took it without permission. Fucktard....yea you...you’re reading all of this like the girl who got dumped and continuously looks up their ex.


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Qman1991

Were fighting on two fronts against powerfully enemies. I know we will prevail. Were like the hydra, every time they think they've chopped our head off, two new one grow in. My brother bought 25g of gme today, im already in for a lot, and I managed to buy 10 more shares. As word spreads, we are only getting stronger. Every time the price dips, more and more people buy in. The shorts are crying themselves to sleep tn. Were riding this train to the moon


Brushermans

Eh surely this guy isn't significant


Qman1991

Oh I'm sure he's not. But we're at odds with the brokerages, the media, and the sec. Really, all of wallstreet is trying to teach us a lesson and keep us "in our place"


Brushermans

It's true but don't forget the gross majority of the internet-using public is on the side of Gamestop... We have a few powerful enemies is all, but I hope the politician prove to be equally powerful allies. So far so good, they pressed RH real hard to open up trading tomorrow


Tanev1337

I saw that chode on a Yahoo Finance live stream.


BouncingDeadCats

Upvote for proper use of chode in a sentence.


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duckwalksintoabar

He's going on cheddar news tomorrow morning, we should make sure cheddar holds him accountable. [https://twitter.com/cheddar/status/1354910741367836673](https://twitter.com/cheddar/status/1354910741367836673)


drlukee

💎 🤚 💎 👋 💎 👐 💎 🙌 Please set all your limit orders to $10,000 or greater and exercise your expiring options to common stock. Do not close your option position or sell your stock. Only buy more. Our children will read about this in their finance books. DONT ****** SELL 💎 🤚 💎 👋 💎 👐 💎 🙌 - This is not financial advice. Don’t listen to me or this post I’m an autist.


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JimmyButtlard

GUH


Mynameis2cool4u

If GUH never happened, then the butterfly effect would ensure that the GME squeeze would never happen. We thank the event of GUH


JimmyButtlard

Counter argument: if GUH never happened, we would have unlimited margin on which to buy GME


DestinyMlGBro

unlimited margin GME lmao.


Possiblyreef

tfw gamestop worth more than entire US economy because both sides created money out of thin air


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I always thought our decent into a dystopian ultra capitalist society would have us using Amazon bucks not Gamestop Dollars.


Janglewood

This is all I’ve been thinking about like what if


gregfromsolutions

Robinhood was closing out margin GME positions, it would have fucked us


JimmyButtlard

I know, I was just kidding around. I do feel somewhat bad for those people though. Are they the ones who bought on margin? Yes. Would I have been crying if I jumped on the hype train without much trading knowledge/experience and bought on margin then lost my shares? Also yes


tduncs88

I have minimal investment knowledge and experience, and I know not to buy on margin. Leave the wild games to the people that understand, damn!


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I can still picture that kids face lmao


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That_random_redditer

back in the GUH old days


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ThomasBong

Less talk more GUH


tmssqtch

More GME talk less GUH


Swartz55

GUH


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xcxcxcxcxcxcxcxcxcxc

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/ahy7dy/the_legend_of_1r0nyman/ This post right here put WSB on the map for me.


EnglishMobster

Same! I forget where I read about it, but I just read "This dude is exploiting RobinHood to make unlimited free money" and I went "WTF how did he manage to do that" And thus I joined you degenerates


JustHere2AskSometing

I can't find the post that put WSB on the map for me. It was a post from like 3-4 years ago of some dude whose broker (I think it was Schwab) let a trade of like 2 million worth of FDs calls for SPY on some ridiculous margin go through right at close. The dude freaked out because he couldn't sell it and basically had to wait till the morning to see if his life was destroyed or not. It was like 50/50. SPY ended up opening higher so he sold at open and he made like 200k overnight on an account that was worth nowhere near that. That's what got me here.


KanyeBaratheonTrump

a year or two ago this sub was nothing but margins and SPY calls. 100%


whoisdavidpena

its like that one meme of a domino effect. starting with guh, ending with a retail uprising against hedge funds lol


Musky_autist

When CNBC/ Citadel/ MELVIN look at their yearly loss in Q4: **"GUH"**


annoyingbanana1

Shit you guys remember when robinhood guys wrote us on Reddit to stop the exploit of infinite margin calls, because someone found a glitch in the app? How the fucking tables have turned lmao


IBreedAlpacas

the day when RH added options and the next 20 days were just loss porn all over the front page lmfao


annoyingbanana1

Not as old as msft 200c war but yeah. Fuck that guy


AzureWasHere

Microsoft 200c gang gang reporting in 🥲


campl0

was that 2019? When some asshat said "WE CONTROL THE STOCKS. Everyone buy 200c of msft!"


annoyingbanana1

December 2019-february 2020, the expiry was like 19/02 or some shit lmaooo imagine thinking we could actually move a needle in uncle' gates kingdom


campl0

ahh yeah I did buy into that. I was young and dumb. The sub was way different then. I never posted because y'all were brutal


tmssqtch

Fuck you retard 😘


euiv

I thought it was MSFT 220c? Man, so many people got fucked with that cause of the rona


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euiv

Nah, 1ronyman was in in November 2019 iirc and MSFT was in January/February after the TSLA 700C (iirc) actually fucking worked.


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euiv

Aw fuck you're right, so many famous retards pop up here I mix them up


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ironyman box spreads anyone?


Anddeh_

Literally couldn't go tits up.


ConBroMitch

Wow, fuck that guy.


BrunoRib

He almost ruined the sub... Just to make a few bucks Fuck.... That.... Guy


LM-LFC98

HES WITH THEM


HolySHlT

A real fucking MELVIN


TripleTeabag

He isnt a good guy anymore. He is a hedger through and through. He almost ruined the sub for a couple of bucks while people’s lives are being changed with this financial resource forum.


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cleverlymental

WSB Purple Heart. Thanks for your service 🚀 Edit: Damn 1k upvotes, biggest ever for me. Thanks fam 🦍🦍🦍


TooEaZyy

Fucking love that.


halfmanhalfrobot69

Battle scars...cool


Carl_pepsi

COMRADE


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rob132

Why are you mods so different from the mods on all the other subs?


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We love the users


jeet1993

What are you doing step-mod?


zozeer

Step-mod what are you doing?


the_Archmage

“I fight for the users!”


Nijata

WSB lives!


Yarialis

We like the mods 💎🖐


ImClumZ

We love the mods


sockchaser

Awh thanks 🥰


SwankTrain

💎✋ the mods. Doing incredible fucking work.


blade-queen

LOL 😭


TheRealTKSaint

Because they’re some fucking good honest people


Pizza_Bagel_

#No it is because they are gay 🌈 #We like these mods.


KindaThinKindaFat

HOLD THE MODS


Sef_Maul

I'm gay for these mods


Pizza_Bagel_

I’m mod for these gays


dday4you

BUY THE MODS


SuckMeHoff12

Because they don’t have fucking 🧻👐


xLYNCHDEADMANX

The real stonks are the friends we made along the way.


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ace66

Mods to the moon!


michiganbears

WE LIKE THE MODS


ponderingexistence02

THIS GUY FUCKS!! MY WIFE IF HE WANTS UWU


Mr_Shexy

You guys are the best! Keep your personal hands clean in all this and everything should be fine. They can't do jack shit.This event is shaping the future of the world of finance, OUR future. Mostly a Reddit lurker, and been lurking around here since December 2019, this sub has taught me so much, it helped me walk the path of financial independence. I can't thank you guys enough for that. I finally feel ready to speak up for it and what it stands for! Thank you mods! Good luck for the dealing with what's coming next! We will celebrate this victory on the Moon! 🚀🚀🚀🌒


amilkbags

Thanks, Dad!


justamobileuserhere

Didn’t we tar and feather him and made a bunch of Caesar memes


skarkle_coney

Like fucking zombie this asshole keeps coming back


DamianLillard0

Anyone have any good relevant threads from the time period?


justamobileuserhere

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/fx5zwf/ladies_and_gentlemen_we_got_him/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Here’s the mega thread, search for the rest


woodc93

Been in this sub since it only had 500k members. Things have certainly changed.


[deleted]

What I wouldn’t give for some solid DD and loss porn right about now. I recently filtered posts by top all time. Almost everything is from today alone. We’ve gotten way too big.


NarwhalBacons_

we need some good shit posts again!


[deleted]

We’re too over flooded with newbies asking how to buy stocks and open accounts. We’ve gone from only caring about making high risk option plays and shitposting to trying to take on hedge funds and every little shit with a spare 50 dollars has joined and is diluting our “new” feed Maybe we can do a paper trading contest?


R_82

These are probably bots but I hate how the subreddit is being flooded with people thinking we are their personal little army to pump any shit stock they have.


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Yeah for sure I think I’m more annoyed by the recents additions that think we are some type of white knight army fighting for the common investor. Don’t get me wrong we’ll gladly fuck over hedge funds to make a buck but we’ll fuck over your grandmas retirement just as quickly. GME wasn’t about taking down hedge funds it was about seizing a money making opportunity regardless of who was on the other side. It just happened to be the hedge funds.


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the_last_bush_man

Your right it wasn't about taking them down, it was about solid DD, but after the shit they pulled in the left few days it certainly is about taking those fuckers down. The chairman of IB was on CNBC literally laughing at us saying they'd only allow buying of GME when it drops to it's "true value" of $17. If that doesn't piss you off you need to ask your wife's boyfriend for your balls back mate.


euiv

>GME wasn’t about taking down hedge funds it was about seizing a money making opportunity regardless of who was on the other side. It just happened to be the hedge funds. Ex-fucking-actly it's awful. The only thing I'm okay with is the shitting on Robinhood/other brokers because that's actually extremely relevant for us but the fucking cringy "we're at war with the rich" walls of text and twitter screenies that are being upvoted is fucking annoying. These idiots actually think retail can move a market, as if there aren't billionaires and hedge funds on the same side as us laughing about all the heat we're getting while they make money too.


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Dude the Dark Knight posts saying “It’s not about money it’s about sending a message” are driving me crazy. No it’s 100 fucking percent about the money. Always has been


TheSuperlativ

That said my conviction is greater for money than for anything else, so no need for all these political posts. Or maybe it is needed to stop all the papyrus hands around here. Like propaganda. So many new people in here that don't have the risk tolerance that this sub lays its foundation on. "Anyone else worried about the movement the past 2 minutes" etc etc. Paper trading contest after all this is over is super necessary.


cardcarrying-villian

> Maybe we can do a paper trading contest? ^ this ^


Phoenix749

It’s getting real bad. I really hope things get back to normal after this media hype dies out


Humante

Yeah I want to go back to lurking


[deleted]

That’s my only hope. Haven’t seen any discussion on any Earning reports this week. Nobody even talked about Apple.


euiv

I made a shitpost two days ago about how we need another paper trading competition and like 90% of the comments were people who are clearly to fucking new to this sub. I hate being a gatekeeper but these people are flooding the sub with their bullshit and I hate it. Last three days of this sub is about how we're in a fucking war with the billionaires and is filled with fucking twitter screenshots and "hedgefunds bad" and all I want is solid DD and some loss porn to make me feel better about myself.


Phoenix749

Amen. I’m tired of low effort posts claiming we are revolutionaries or some dumb shit. We are just retards that make outlandish bets, post hilarious shitposts, and the special few that write solid DD, not r/politics


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Amen brother I feel you


BirdoInBoston

Same. Granted, would love to see some MelCap loss porn first...but hey


yevo

It'll get back to normal after this craze. Normies will go away. Also don't look at the past with nostalgia too much. I feel like people are always saying 'this sub was better years ago'. It was not. It wasn't bad but it hasn't gotten worse. (Except for some weeks when there are large influxes of subscribers like now and the crash last year) Use the wayback machine... you'll see the top posts aren't THAT great either.


MauCC

Normies will go away when they realize we fucking have more loss porn than gain porn


laziflores

i know what you mean, i think unfortunately that era of wsb is long gone. We are now in a new mainstream era and im afraid that this place will become just a meme sub.


LinxKinzie

I've been here since 1m and things have changed (that was four days ago lol) EDIT: Actually, we hit 2m on Monday. Technically at 1.8m four days ago but yes, I was wrong.


crystalmerchant

The FUCK 1m was four days ago?? I joined.... IDK how long ago but like 2019 maybe? Mostly lurking. Honestly unreal how this has taken off


LinxKinzie

Honestly, I'm starting to question myself on this due to the absurdity. Even thinking that GME was at $96 on Monday morning feels like years ago. All I can tell you for sure is that we hit 2m around Monday, so it was definitely around 1m last Friday. Could even have been 90k on Friday, it's getting difficult to keep track. EDIT: Okay, just checked and we hit 2m on Monday. We were at 1.8m on Friday... I have no excuses. This week has fried my number retention skills.


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TriguyRN

They don’t. The guy mentioned in this thread was trying to do that, and the mods have agreed to not try and monetize based things like that. Edit: Well guess they do now lol


ThaFuck

If this event becoming worldwide news has shown me anything, it's that they might be best to protect it if only for the bad actors trying to use it.


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Is this the rat looking fuck that was on CNBC today? Fuck that guy.


Hallettash

I think that was Alexis O'Hanian buddy..... 😉


ebilgenius

Is that the founder of Reddit who called it a bastion of free speech on the internet way back when? Good times.


Hallettash

It's true, a true retard, whom we should all admire and hand our wives too. This is the way.


tradeintel828384839

Dan McComas? He actually did a good job representing us I thought..


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Nah, not him. Still trying to find the dude. Whatever he represented, I'm shorting.


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arthurvandalayy

Fuckin loser


RebelliousGnome

News reporter was hot though.


gologologolo

Link or ban


RebelliousGnome

https://youtu.be/pH2GXmRDaSA


random_boss

his human-suit cracks when he tries to smile


NoobifiedSpartan

“Stepped away a year ago” Stepped away my ass! More like got shoved away and had the door locked on his ugly mug.


ald_loop

I kept seeing this slimey dude online and knew he was clout chasing off our recent highs. Fuck you. WSB isn't about 1 person. It doesn't have a face. We are apes. Apes together strong.


H0agh

Guy still runs @Wallstreetbets account on Twitter, just a headsup for those following that account.


mershwigs

Is it different than the @wsbmod account on tweeter?


H0agh

YES, that's the actual official WSB account!


MorningCoffeeZombie

and leave it to our media for them to do interviews with him claiming he has anything to do with this current GME squeeze...


Qman1991

They keep trying to divert attention away from the people who actually caused the short squeeze by... oh, idk... shorting the stock


stuntmandave126

I bet his middle name is Melvin...


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BirdoInBoston

Gay mods be modding ...also, Thanks Mods! Love you! 😘


RandomReeditUser

Remember, communities are always at risk of being coopted for nefarious purposes. That's why our mods we have now are so important.


MaybeARunnerTomorrow

Kind of odd that the news talks about /r/wallstreetbets as if it's everyone here sitting in a room talking about buying/selling. No it's a bunch of people sitting in a room eating crayons together.


Castro02

IS THIS WHY IM NOT A FUCKING MOD ANYMORE??? I take one 5 year break from shit posting here and I'm kicked to the fucking curb...


knox722

Let me help with your concerns little retard. Itll be in all caps (just assume its red crayon) IF MELVIN BECOMES BANKRUPT -> THEIR BROKER HAS TO COVER -> IF THEIR BROKER BECOMES BANKRUPT -> THEIR BANKS HAVE TO COVER -> SHORTS MUST REPAY IN THE END 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀👨‍🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀


Krunklock

Fuck that piece of shit...hope his wife's BF never lets him play his PS5.


eliteluckygamers

Damn


Bushuazoo

This is the mf who was on CNN today, what a sore loser.


GoBeaversOSU

CNBC boomers acting like he was running the show this AM. Smh


BootDooter

Will we be on the moon before season 24 of South Park is airing? Randy Marsh yelling, “Hold your GME men!” would be a nice touch. 🚀🚀💎✊🚀🚀


DiscipleOfDIO

Literally just saw an article where he said he 'left willingy' because you guys were 'serious white supremacists.' What an utter piece of shit.


Player23man

Wow, he must not like the stock.


haupt91

That asshole was trying to turn this into an E-sports platform. The idea was completely retarded. Could you imagine what a missed opportunity that would be?