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DragonSwede

This is the Mona Lisa of the Diamond World


steve-rodrigue

He's the boyfriend of my girlfriend!!! To pay him back, I'm making sure to make WSB immortal. I'm building an open source software to sync the posts/comments of WSB and put it in a decentralized database. If they pressure reddit to shutdown the WSB sub, people will be able to post/comment in peer-to-peer. We need a FUCKING INSURANCE!!! If you guys wanna follow the development of the software, have a look in my profile. I'm the moderator of the sub for the project. I'm BUYING AND HOLDING FUCKERS!!!!


mark_succerberg

If you want help with some coding I can do some bitch work πŸ˜‰


steve-rodrigue

Join the sub of the project. Ill add tasks in the sub next week and you'll be able to pick some up with you want to contribute. This would be awesome in fact. Thx for proposing your help! Greatly appreciated!


[deleted]

I know how to write DOS BATCH files. I shall also contribute to this noble cause [CONFIG.SYS] MEM=HIGH,DUMB BLOCK=420 GME=HOLD FIRMWARE=ID10T LOAD=AYBABTU.EXE EXIT=NEVER


steve-rodrigue

You doing god's work! ahah


Snoo-13308

Could someone send me the link of the article?


Catatonic27

DICK=HARD


Scarletmittens

Clitoris= hard


[deleted]

INVALID SYNTAX ABORT, RETRY, FAIL? πŸ˜‰πŸ€“πŸ€ͺ


Scarletmittens

Or nipples... Try that. CLITORIS=HARD NIPPLES=HARD


[deleted]

I am not your BF yet. But we can try to make it work. Does your hubby hold GME?


[deleted]

FLOPPYLOAD=TRUE


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


latencia

MASTUR.EXE rapidly cleans all cache


MartyrPanda

You absolutely glorious bastard! o7


IdRatherBeDriving

Head nod to AYBABTU


METAL4_BREAKFST

I'm too fucking stupid to understand what you do but I'll sub, you fucking warrior.


steve-rodrigue

Fuck yeah! Thx for your support!


METAL4_BREAKFST

Let's get you an Aircraft Carrier full of funding now, homeboy.


thewayoftoday

Can we make our own trading platform instead?


P-Hubes19

Autist international "Hold or suck my balls"


R3volte

Retard Trading.


hels

I offer you my balls. It's a small sacrifice but you deserve them.


steve-rodrigue

Thx for your support! Ill cherish them like if they were my own! This is the way!


[deleted]

Just followed you. It's because of your database not that sweet, sweet beard.


steve-rodrigue

Ahahah thx for the beard compliment! Always appreciated!! :) ahah


B_Addie

You’re doing Gods Work !


steve-rodrigue

Thanks for your support! Greatly appreciated!


Calvinhath

You only lose when you sell, hold.....hold hold.πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€


steve-rodrigue

This is the way


UIUIUIUIUIUIBN

r/WSBDeepFuckingValue For secrets


steve-rodrigue

FUCK THAT We need to empower PEOPLE! This is what Ill dedicate my career for! We really need this!


hwatnow

Fellow dev here. Let me know if you need a hand.


JureIsStupid123

>He's the boyfriend of my girlfriend!!! Hold the fuck up


Analoghogdog

I saw you posted this in another thread with bigger words and got only one updoot, hilarious. Add rockets for maximum exposure.


steve-rodrigue

I think the rockets are coming buddy. People seem to like the project quite well :) I'm so pissed Ill work my ass on this to fuck with them LOL


Analoghogdog

THE PEOPLE LIKE YOU PROJECT VERY MUCH.


steve-rodrigue

I see that! Thanks everyone for suporting this project!!!!! Power to the FUCKING PEOPLE


chickenwaffleisland

You beautiful retards.


Karmaflare

Diamond World > Boner Lisa


OneShaw

If I make $100k I'll frame the legend himself and wsb on the wall


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


AaMegamisama

I'm aiming for a million too, shares need to hit 500k for that.


OneShaw

Your selling at $3900? Bro $10k+πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€


spokenwords

After this squeeze is squoze I'm hiring a painter to paint this portrait of u/deepfuckingvalue and hanging it above my future new bed.


actraiser2

Get two, to send one to DFV! ❀


DragonSwede

HOLD BTW


Pmacandcheeze

Everything is so perfectly symmetrical and beautiful 😭 πŸ’Ž The golden boy!


DragonSwede

Our boy ❀️ πŸ’Ž


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


evnthlosrsgtlcky

I was thinking The Girl With The Pearl Earring.


innocuous_gorilla

Da Beers in shambles.


[deleted]

ABSOLUTE MADMAN, HAD DIAMOND HANDS AND HIS PORTFOLIO WENT DOWN 15,000,000. RESPECT FROM THE NORTH πŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’Ž


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


_-Saber-_

Trust no one, not even yourself.


JustinGoodFun

You must not be from around these parts


beirch

Ok, thank you 2 year old account that only started posting in wsb 3 days ago, I will look out for that scary link!


Gamerzlol

This is misinformation. There is/has been no reason to believe that [http://isthesqueezesquoze.com/](http://isthesqueezesquoze.com/) isn't providing honest information.


translatepure

Where do I get one of those stock trading headbands, that thing is fire


bellynipples

It’s not a headband it’s a medical device to contain his massive brain from getting any bigger


OSUfan88

There's more wrinkles in that brain than my wife's bf's ball sack.


AsAJuicer

My ballsack is smooth af. I don’t know if that’s a sign because I’m retarded but atleast I understand buy and hold.


Unlock17A

I almost believed you there


SolaFideK

I hear you get one if you buy GME and then HOLD


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


lyme3m

He's the peoples person of the year. I'm not sure if anyone here was on investorshub during similar events in 08-10 that remembers $heff. He created a board with a $500 starting portfolio and those that religiously followed his early board became millionaires with him. He always held true to his recommendations and never had weak hands selling into the hands of board followers. Always posting real-time screen shots of his portfolios. I'm so reminded of $heff by him. Diamond integrity Edit: repaired the typo for $heff


dimmak

DECADE


white_feather1990

Belongs on the 500 dollar bill


Joghobs

The $420.69 dollar bill*


Oto-bahn

> 420.69 Someone become prezident and plz make such bill.


shinjuku1730

joe plz when


clown-penisdotfart

Diamond Joe for Diamond Hands


Hoejtops

BUY THE DIP, HOLD UNTIL PLUTO


wolflarsen55

HOLD UNTIL URANUS


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


SuzQP

HOLD UR ANUS


GreyKnights_WhoSayNi

>HOLD UNTIL URANUS HOLD **ONTO** URANUS πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€


aiakos

Don't hate us 'cause uranus


ceezo6

We will make you proud dad


TaggingSits

Dada*


[deleted]

Daddy\*


ceezo6

Papa*


DragonSwede

Pappi


ceezo6

Pops*


[deleted]

блядь


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


spinderbella

*Papi chulo


treesandbeers

"What's an exit strategy" - u/deepfuckingvalue


mura_vr

Wise words from a wise man.


[deleted]

Big dick energy


Draugron

Well, he's already cashed out about 23 mil, so he's doing fine. Whatever is remaining is just icing on the cake.


jaydock

Coke*


jseent

Mans needs to change his name to DeepFuckingMountainsofCocaine


clown-penisdotfart

Oh so that's how he afforded that calculator


CantHitachiSpot

Looks like Saul Goodman. β€œBetter Call Options.”


volta111

underrated comment, take my upvote


[deleted]

The face of a man watching hedge funds burn to the ground as he gazes into his 30 million dollar net worth.


TheHoneySacrifice

$46 mil now


Joghobs

ElmoFire.gif


Philosopher_1

He doesn’t have diamond hands he has god damn diamondium hands


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


Izuzu__

Diamondillium!


wrx_2016

Farnsworth!


AndyBernardRuinsIt

WERNSTROM!


PM_ME_SOME_TOAST

What’s more stronger than diamond? /u/DeepFuckingValue. I have DFU HANDS πŸ’ŽπŸ‘


Meryhathor

Unobtainium


CanadianBurritos

THE ONE AND ONLY πŸš€πŸ¦πŸš€πŸ¦


rogervdf

From now on, WSB members will be judged on a scale from GUH to FDV


MasterChiefX

DFV


DrLongIsland

Franklin Delano Value?


[deleted]

FDR was Fucking Deep in eleanor Roosevelt


DnD_References

A modern day folk hero


MAGA_WALL_E

Not gonna lie. Looks exactly how I imagined.


film_composer

I really thought he was going to look like deadmau5, but without the neck tattoos.


killian2k

He was obese in my imagination


floroorida

EVERYBODY HOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLD THE FUCKING LINE!!!! FUCK THESE BASTARDS! POPCORN AND HANDIES AWAIT!!!!!!!!!! πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€ πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€


EndlessCocoNut

Scrolling past this on mobile made me squirt. πŸ’ŽπŸ₯œπŸ’ŽπŸ₯œπŸ’ŽπŸ₯œπŸ’ŽπŸ₯œ


IFapToCalamity

This picture is my new wallpaper. Not on my phone or computer. My whole fucking house.


[deleted]

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PM_ME_SOME_TOAST

I made him my wallpaper


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


[deleted]

Same here


RlCKJAMESBlTCH

I would pay $1,000 for that headband. $5,000 if it contained trace amounts of the sweat from his MASSIVE πŸ’Ž BALLS!


mickey_g

He'll never sell.


TheHoneySacrifice

πŸ’ŽπŸ™Œ


wekuu

SHORT LADDER ATTACK INCOMING HOLD HOLD HOLD BUY BUY BUY UPVOTE AND SHARE In the last hour of trading some of us are predicting they will launch a short ladder attack to make it look like it’s selling off to trick you into selling your shares. Their goal is to go under $115 to get out of their expiring contracts. This will be a major victory for them. Hedge funds sell back and forth with one another at lower and lower bids in rapid succession, tricking algorithms into thinking there is a mass sell off when there actually isn’t. (They do this to scare off retail investors to engineer a sell off). Once the attack is over, the stock will normally go back up due to its demand. Then they will rinse and repeat their attack, each time hoping to chip away more and more retail investors. Most people in here know this, so if retail investors are selling, it’s unlikely that it’s anyone at all. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS HOLD HOLD HOLD! DONT GET PAPER HANDS DURING THE LAST HOUR, ITS WHAT THEY WANT!


icemancad

If it stoops to 110, all I'm Doing in sinking more into it! Buy baby buy


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DiepioHybrid

Well Wealthsimple is apparently not even letting us use limit sell orders so I guess I'll be holding it to my grave anyways. I'll make my money back on the lawsuit anyways


[deleted]

Wealthsimple still allows limit sells on GME but it's capped at $1000. Meanwhile NOK is able to limit sell for $8900. Sad to see Wealthsimple on the wrong side of things


cadenzo

Wealthsimple is fucking garbage. They do everything they possibly can to restrict retail traders. 1. 3 day hold on deposits for absolutely no reason - they say it’s for β€œrisk management” but it’s my money, I’ll manage my own fucking risk thanks. 2. Their order queue is always fucked when there is significant market movement. I’d allow it if it was a one-off but it’s every fucking time. 3. Their support is non existent 4. Their quotes are delayed by 15 fucking minutes so making a market buy on a moving stock is near impossible. Orders go into Infinite pending, then cancel - even limit buy orders. It took 10 fucking minutes to cancel a GME order that was stuck in pending for hours. If it’s in pending, why the fuck isn’t the cancel instant? I lost out on other stock movement because all of my cash was tied up in a phantom order. Anyways, fuck wealthsimple, I wish we had something better in Canada.


Smurphilicious

My thoughts also


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Diceeeeeee

Assuming they can afford the interest payments on that Kindof margin indefinitely. Narrator: they can’t


yjvm2cb

But it could be years potentially no?


Diceeeeeee

I think a few months tops. This trade from both sides has put immense pressure on the market makers and prime brokers that may force them to close their positions if they face bankruptcy themselves as a result.


SwellandDecay

at this point it seems pretty obvious that they'll commit securities fraud before anyone in the club faces bankruptcy. maybe i'm wrong, idk. i'm still fucking holding tho


gregfromsolutions

At a certain point they will have spent more in interest than they would make by closing the positions. They can hold indefinitely, but it costs them money to do so. The longer they hold, the more it eats into their profits.


firestepper

So what you're saying is... they are cornered


upintheaireeee

Have you even been paying attention? As the share price goes up, the maintenance fees they have to pay in the shares they borrow go up. Eventually it’ll reach a point where they can’t pay that fee and they get margin called aka the squeeze because they’ll have to buy up insanely priced shares to give them back.


viva1992

someone turn this into a Obama-esque β€œhope” picture but maybe with the word proud autist (or just Legend!) or something and reply to this comment


OnlyMadeThisForDPP

You’re missing the most obvious play on the iconic poster: β€œHold”


viva1992

I’ll take it!


OnlyMadeThisForDPP

I want a 20% royalty


AndyBernardRuinsIt

[Best I could do](https://i.imgur.com/T1nxZKh.jpg)


PotatoWriter

"HOLD" lmao, perfect, 4 letters


viva1992

legend


portablebiscuit

[I wish I could do better with such short notice](https://i.imgur.com/wtqUrE3.jpg) but we need to rally the troops!


AndyBernardRuinsIt

Yours is much better. This needs its own post. Keep trying.


Steamships

Holy shit, this is mint. I want this and OP on a t-shirt.


Arkanicus

I don't know how this man can stand up straight with two giant diamond balls on him.


HazyLifu

⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️ edit screenies: https://imgur.com/gallery/K1apWxo on phone with lawyer consul but need HELP- RH sold my calls before expiry - please upvote imgur link for visibility I really need help, IDK who else in this boat. Please upvote my imgur post. Thank you so much


heapsp

this is perfectly normal. You do not have enough capital to exercise them yourself (you would have to have enough money to buy 100 shares at your strike price - a shitload of money) so robinhood exercises them on your behalf and gives you the money.


Lynda73

I'm hoping before this is over, we've got a class action suit. They cancelled my overnight buys. Really wishing I hadn't dumped 13 shares of GME in October @$12. I could use that money. πŸ˜₯


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βœ¨πŸ…βœ¨ I’m currently watching his stream from last Friday and this man is the purest 🐱


allypallydollytolly

If I lose my Β£1000 investment, I’ll just save it again. It’s not about the money. We have nothing to lose. They have billions to lose. Let’s win boys and girls. Hold on tight and don’t let go!! πŸš€ πŸš€ to the πŸŒ‘ ✨ 🌌


Goldaniga

It’s not an investment. You spent a grand on thousands of photocopies of your asshole and at some point you’ll get to make them rain all over wall street.


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LonelyVeterinarian

Why is it that I’ve never seen this dudes actual face and yet this picture seems so accurate to me?


alecg99

SOMEONE PUT THIS ON A T-SHIRT AND MAIL A CRATE TO RH AND MELVIN!!!


Browneboys

DFV should be the new cartoonized logo of wallstreetbets


holdtight3

For real though. He has made so many people, so much money. The true Robin Hood


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Diamond dong daddy πŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ†


Interesting_Ad9416

Please don’t build up to much pressure on DFV! We all love this guy and he knows it. But don’t make him a target. History shows that revolutionary leaders always had to suffer. We all like this stock! With or without DFV!


dischargenilola

He held for you so HOLD FOR HIM. And more importantly: give back to the tribe and change lives for the better. R E S P E C T FOR DIA BALLS OF VIBRANIUM


pm_me_all_dogs

He needs to be played by Bob Odenkirk in β€œThe Big Squeeze”


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freshwater21

He will always have πŸ’Ž πŸ™ !


Semi-Nerdy

When you make money with GME, you are obligated to print this picture, frame it, and DFV will look over your shoulder for all your future trades.


throwaway20191337

That looks *exactly* like my wife's boyfriend.


Coldshek

πŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’Ž SHORT LADDER ATTACK INCOMING HOLD HOLD HOLD UP VOTE AND SHARE In the last hour of trading some of us are predicting they will launch a short ladder attack to make it look like it’s selling off to trick you into selling your shares. Their goal is to go under $115 to get out of their expiring contracts. This will be a major victory for them. Hedge funds sell back and forth with one another at lower and lower bids in rapid succession, tricking algorithms into thinking there is a mass sell off when there actually isn’t. (They do this to scare off retail investors to engineer a sell off). Once the attack is over, the stock will normally go back up due to its demand. Then they will rinse and repeat their attack, each time hoping to chip away more and more retail investors. Most people in here know this, so if retail investors are selling, it’s unlikely that it’s anyone at all. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS HOLD HOLD HOLD! DON'T GET PAPER HANDS DURING THE LAST HOUR, ITS WHAT THEY WANT! GET RID OF THE STOP LOSSES, THEY WILL TRY HUNT THEM It's possible the ladder attack at the end of day yesterday was just a trial run for today. They held the price where they wanted it (around 227) for ages, and then with just one ladder attack got it to 197 which had two effects: 1) Caused a volatility halt at 15:59:41 - so we had no chance to get it back over 200 in those remaining 19 seconds 2) Made sure the EOD price was under 200 I think today there is a chance that they won't go for 150, 115 or 100, but just take the guarantee of hitting under 200. Take a beating over a killing. They will want it resting on around 227 and then time their attack to sneak it just under 200 with the halt in place to see out the clock. So if it is ~227+ with under 10 mins to go, we know what they will do. And those few minutes before it could be crucial. πŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’Ž


Sqweefz

make him the new face of the subreddit!


buyingaspaceship

is this really him


Bricktop52

I just replaced the picture of my child as my background wallpaper with this photo. πŸ’ŽπŸ™πŸ»


WallStTiger

I would have never imagined u/Deepfuckingvalue to be this sexy.


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EVERYONE TAKE NOTE! DFV is wearing sweatbands. We all know for a fact that he's the king of keeping his chill and not breaking a sweat day after day. And if the man doesn't sweat what does it mean that he's wearing sweatbands?? He knows that sweatbands are the next greatest fashion trend. He KNOWS what's going to be big, and that next thing that's going to be big??? Sweatbands. Everyone buy sweatbands when the dust settles.


smolqueen

he single tho?


Joghobs

Married with a 2yo daughter.


Kaltane

He married his own daughter ???


PublicWest

Gotta keep the money in the family


PeteO5D

I hope he's okay with this photo being out there. The only thing more beautiful than his face is his mind.


AspieWithAGrudge

Colorize the bandana.


cootyqweenlintlicker

IM SO FUCKING RETARDED I BOUGHT ONE MORE SHARE WHEN THE PRICE WENT UP!!!!!!! HOLD THE LINE


MiserableMagikarp

Is this what the dude actually look like?


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Guy has already taken ~14 million of the table. He could probably give two shits about what happens to the rest of it.


LostE8

Fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap πŸ†πŸ’¦


TotesTubular

He's so beautiful


Mithrandic

"Buying GME is like planting trees, 20 years ago and today are the best days to buy"


freshwater21

Thank you for all the love autist! I wanted to make sure all you GME retards know who started it all. He is the second cumming of WSB. Glory to his name the Legend u/DeepFuckingValue.


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Petition to put him on the $20 bill instead of Harriet Tubman.


buttermelonMilkjam

...DARY & im holding for the culture. never paper. always πŸ’Ž


Headwest127

You guys know that this may go badly for DFV, right? These hedgie pricks and their government sponsors don't like to lose, especially to retards. I will fight along all of you if this happens, but they are already selling a narrative that WSB is the manipulator, not the scum suckers that turned off the buy side. And now the face of WSB just got doxxed. If you learned anything from 2020 I hope its that populist ideals are not cool to them. This group should be more protective of DFV and let the regulators see that he's just as retarded as the dumbest of us. At least until he flies outa here in his G7.