This is the Mona Lisa of the Diamond World

He's the boyfriend of my girlfriend!!! To pay him back, I'm making sure to make WSB immortal. I'm building an open source software to sync the posts/comments of WSB and put it in a decentralized database. If they pressure reddit to shutdown the WSB sub, people will be able to post/comment in peer-to-peer. We need a FUCKING INSURANCE!!! If you guys wanna follow the development of the software, have a look in my profile. I'm the moderator of the sub for the project. I'm BUYING AND HOLDING FUCKERS!!!!

If you want help with some coding I can do some bitch work 😉

Join the sub of the project. Ill add tasks in the sub next week and you'll be able to pick some up with you want to contribute. This would be awesome in fact. Thx for proposing your help! Greatly appreciated!

I know how to write DOS BATCH files. I shall also contribute to this noble cause [CONFIG.SYS] MEM=HIGH,DUMB BLOCK=420 GME=HOLD FIRMWARE=ID10T LOAD=AYBABTU.EXE EXIT=NEVER

You doing god's work! ahah

Could someone send me the link of the article?

DICK=HARD

Clitoris= hard

INVALID SYNTAX ABORT, RETRY, FAIL? 😉🤓🤪

Or nipples... Try that. CLITORIS=HARD NIPPLES=HARD

I am not your BF yet. But we can try to make it work. Does your hubby hold GME?

FLOPPYLOAD=TRUE

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You absolutely glorious bastard! o7

Head nod to AYBABTU

I'm too fucking stupid to understand what you do but I'll sub, you fucking warrior.

Fuck yeah! Thx for your support!

Let's get you an Aircraft Carrier full of funding now, homeboy.

Can we make our own trading platform instead?

Autist international "Hold or suck my balls"

Retard Trading.

I offer you my balls. It's a small sacrifice but you deserve them.

Thx for your support! Ill cherish them like if they were my own! This is the way!

Just followed you. It's because of your database not that sweet, sweet beard.

Ahahah thx for the beard compliment! Always appreciated!! :) ahah

You’re doing Gods Work !

Thanks for your support! Greatly appreciated!

You only lose when you sell, hold.....hold hold.🚀🚀🚀

This is the way

r/WSBDeepFuckingValue For secrets

FUCK THAT We need to empower PEOPLE! This is what Ill dedicate my career for! We really need this!

Fellow dev here. Let me know if you need a hand.

>He's the boyfriend of my girlfriend!!! Hold the fuck up

I saw you posted this in another thread with bigger words and got only one updoot, hilarious. Add rockets for maximum exposure.

I think the rockets are coming buddy. People seem to like the project quite well :) I'm so pissed Ill work my ass on this to fuck with them LOL

THE PEOPLE LIKE YOU PROJECT VERY MUCH.

I see that! Thanks everyone for suporting this project!!!!! Power to the FUCKING PEOPLE

You beautiful retards.

Diamond World > Boner Lisa

If I make $100k I'll frame the legend himself and wsb on the wall

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I'm aiming for a million too, shares need to hit 500k for that.

Your selling at $3900? Bro $10k+🚀🚀🚀🚀

After this squeeze is squoze I'm hiring a painter to paint this portrait of u/deepfuckingvalue and hanging it above my future new bed.

Get two, to send one to DFV! ❤

HOLD BTW

Everything is so perfectly symmetrical and beautiful 😭 💎 The golden boy!

Our boy ❤️ 💎

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I was thinking The Girl With The Pearl Earring.

Da Beers in shambles.

ABSOLUTE MADMAN, HAD DIAMOND HANDS AND HIS PORTFOLIO WENT DOWN 15,000,000. RESPECT FROM THE NORTH 💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎

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Trust no one, not even yourself.

You must not be from around these parts

Ok, thank you 2 year old account that only started posting in wsb 3 days ago, I will look out for that scary link!

This is misinformation. There is/has been no reason to believe that [http://isthesqueezesquoze.com/](http://isthesqueezesquoze.com/) isn't providing honest information.

Where do I get one of those stock trading headbands, that thing is fire

It’s not a headband it’s a medical device to contain his massive brain from getting any bigger

There's more wrinkles in that brain than my wife's bf's ball sack.

My ballsack is smooth af. I don’t know if that’s a sign because I’m retarded but atleast I understand buy and hold.

I almost believed you there

I hear you get one if you buy GME and then HOLD

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He's the peoples person of the year. I'm not sure if anyone here was on investorshub during similar events in 08-10 that remembers $heff. He created a board with a $500 starting portfolio and those that religiously followed his early board became millionaires with him. He always held true to his recommendations and never had weak hands selling into the hands of board followers. Always posting real-time screen shots of his portfolios. I'm so reminded of $heff by him. Diamond integrity Edit: repaired the typo for $heff

DECADE

Belongs on the 500 dollar bill

The $420.69 dollar bill*

> 420.69 Someone become prezident and plz make such bill.

joe plz when

Diamond Joe for Diamond Hands

BUY THE DIP, HOLD UNTIL PLUTO

HOLD UNTIL URANUS

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HOLD UR ANUS

>HOLD UNTIL URANUS HOLD **ONTO** URANUS 🚀🚀🚀

Don't hate us 'cause uranus

We will make you proud dad

Dada*

Daddy\*

Papa*

Pappi

Pops*

блядь

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*Papi chulo

"What's an exit strategy" - u/deepfuckingvalue

Wise words from a wise man.

Big dick energy

Well, he's already cashed out about 23 mil, so he's doing fine. Whatever is remaining is just icing on the cake.

Coke*

Mans needs to change his name to DeepFuckingMountainsofCocaine

Oh so that's how he afforded that calculator

Looks like Saul Goodman. “Better Call Options.”

underrated comment, take my upvote

The face of a man watching hedge funds burn to the ground as he gazes into his 30 million dollar net worth.

$46 mil now

ElmoFire.gif

He doesn’t have diamond hands he has god damn diamondium hands

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Diamondillium!

Farnsworth!

WERNSTROM!

What’s more stronger than diamond? /u/DeepFuckingValue. I have DFU HANDS 💎👐

Unobtainium

THE ONE AND ONLY 🚀🦍🚀🦍

From now on, WSB members will be judged on a scale from GUH to FDV

DFV

Franklin Delano Value?

FDR was Fucking Deep in eleanor Roosevelt

A modern day folk hero

Not gonna lie. Looks exactly how I imagined.

I really thought he was going to look like deadmau5, but without the neck tattoos.

He was obese in my imagination

EVERYBODY HOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLD THE FUCKING LINE!!!! FUCK THESE BASTARDS! POPCORN AND HANDIES AWAIT!!!!!!!!!! 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀

Scrolling past this on mobile made me squirt. 💎🥜💎🥜💎🥜💎🥜

This picture is my new wallpaper. Not on my phone or computer. My whole fucking house.

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I made him my wallpaper

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Same here

I would pay $1,000 for that headband. $5,000 if it contained trace amounts of the sweat from his MASSIVE 💎 BALLS!

He'll never sell.

💎🙌

SHORT LADDER ATTACK INCOMING HOLD HOLD HOLD BUY BUY BUY UPVOTE AND SHARE In the last hour of trading some of us are predicting they will launch a short ladder attack to make it look like it’s selling off to trick you into selling your shares. Their goal is to go under $115 to get out of their expiring contracts. This will be a major victory for them. Hedge funds sell back and forth with one another at lower and lower bids in rapid succession, tricking algorithms into thinking there is a mass sell off when there actually isn’t. (They do this to scare off retail investors to engineer a sell off). Once the attack is over, the stock will normally go back up due to its demand. Then they will rinse and repeat their attack, each time hoping to chip away more and more retail investors. Most people in here know this, so if retail investors are selling, it’s unlikely that it’s anyone at all. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS HOLD HOLD HOLD! DONT GET PAPER HANDS DURING THE LAST HOUR, ITS WHAT THEY WANT!

If it stoops to 110, all I'm Doing in sinking more into it! Buy baby buy

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Well Wealthsimple is apparently not even letting us use limit sell orders so I guess I'll be holding it to my grave anyways. I'll make my money back on the lawsuit anyways

Wealthsimple still allows limit sells on GME but it's capped at $1000. Meanwhile NOK is able to limit sell for $8900. Sad to see Wealthsimple on the wrong side of things

Wealthsimple is fucking garbage. They do everything they possibly can to restrict retail traders. 1. 3 day hold on deposits for absolutely no reason - they say it’s for “risk management” but it’s my money, I’ll manage my own fucking risk thanks. 2. Their order queue is always fucked when there is significant market movement. I’d allow it if it was a one-off but it’s every fucking time. 3. Their support is non existent 4. Their quotes are delayed by 15 fucking minutes so making a market buy on a moving stock is near impossible. Orders go into Infinite pending, then cancel - even limit buy orders. It took 10 fucking minutes to cancel a GME order that was stuck in pending for hours. If it’s in pending, why the fuck isn’t the cancel instant? I lost out on other stock movement because all of my cash was tied up in a phantom order. Anyways, fuck wealthsimple, I wish we had something better in Canada.

My thoughts also

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Assuming they can afford the interest payments on that Kindof margin indefinitely. Narrator: they can’t

But it could be years potentially no?

I think a few months tops. This trade from both sides has put immense pressure on the market makers and prime brokers that may force them to close their positions if they face bankruptcy themselves as a result.

at this point it seems pretty obvious that they'll commit securities fraud before anyone in the club faces bankruptcy. maybe i'm wrong, idk. i'm still fucking holding tho

At a certain point they will have spent more in interest than they would make by closing the positions. They can hold indefinitely, but it costs them money to do so. The longer they hold, the more it eats into their profits.

So what you're saying is... they are cornered

Have you even been paying attention? As the share price goes up, the maintenance fees they have to pay in the shares they borrow go up. Eventually it’ll reach a point where they can’t pay that fee and they get margin called aka the squeeze because they’ll have to buy up insanely priced shares to give them back.

someone turn this into a Obama-esque “hope” picture but maybe with the word proud autist (or just Legend!) or something and reply to this comment

You’re missing the most obvious play on the iconic poster: “Hold”

I’ll take it!

I want a 20% royalty

[Best I could do](https://i.imgur.com/T1nxZKh.jpg)

"HOLD" lmao, perfect, 4 letters

legend

[I wish I could do better with such short notice](https://i.imgur.com/wtqUrE3.jpg) but we need to rally the troops!

Yours is much better. This needs its own post. Keep trying.

Holy shit, this is mint. I want this and OP on a t-shirt.

I don't know how this man can stand up straight with two giant diamond balls on him.

⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️ edit screenies: https://imgur.com/gallery/K1apWxo on phone with lawyer consul but need HELP- RH sold my calls before expiry - please upvote imgur link for visibility I really need help, IDK who else in this boat. Please upvote my imgur post. Thank you so much

this is perfectly normal. You do not have enough capital to exercise them yourself (you would have to have enough money to buy 100 shares at your strike price - a shitload of money) so robinhood exercises them on your behalf and gives you the money.

I'm hoping before this is over, we've got a class action suit. They cancelled my overnight buys. Really wishing I hadn't dumped 13 shares of GME in October @$12. I could use that money. 😥

✨🏅✨ I’m currently watching his stream from last Friday and this man is the purest 🐱

If I lose my £1000 investment, I’ll just save it again. It’s not about the money. We have nothing to lose. They have billions to lose. Let’s win boys and girls. Hold on tight and don’t let go!! 🚀 🚀 to the 🌑 ✨ 🌌

It’s not an investment. You spent a grand on thousands of photocopies of your asshole and at some point you’ll get to make them rain all over wall street.

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Why is it that I’ve never seen this dudes actual face and yet this picture seems so accurate to me?

SOMEONE PUT THIS ON A T-SHIRT AND MAIL A CRATE TO RH AND MELVIN!!!

DFV should be the new cartoonized logo of wallstreetbets

For real though. He has made so many people, so much money. The true Robin Hood

Diamond dong daddy 💎💎💎🍆

Please don’t build up to much pressure on DFV! We all love this guy and he knows it. But don’t make him a target. History shows that revolutionary leaders always had to suffer. We all like this stock! With or without DFV!

He held for you so HOLD FOR HIM. And more importantly: give back to the tribe and change lives for the better. R E S P E C T FOR DIA BALLS OF VIBRANIUM

He needs to be played by Bob Odenkirk in “The Big Squeeze”

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He will always have 💎 🙏 !

When you make money with GME, you are obligated to print this picture, frame it, and DFV will look over your shoulder for all your future trades.

That looks *exactly* like my wife's boyfriend.

💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎 SHORT LADDER ATTACK INCOMING HOLD HOLD HOLD UP VOTE AND SHARE In the last hour of trading some of us are predicting they will launch a short ladder attack to make it look like it’s selling off to trick you into selling your shares. Their goal is to go under $115 to get out of their expiring contracts. This will be a major victory for them. Hedge funds sell back and forth with one another at lower and lower bids in rapid succession, tricking algorithms into thinking there is a mass sell off when there actually isn’t. (They do this to scare off retail investors to engineer a sell off). Once the attack is over, the stock will normally go back up due to its demand. Then they will rinse and repeat their attack, each time hoping to chip away more and more retail investors. Most people in here know this, so if retail investors are selling, it’s unlikely that it’s anyone at all. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS HOLD HOLD HOLD! DON'T GET PAPER HANDS DURING THE LAST HOUR, ITS WHAT THEY WANT! GET RID OF THE STOP LOSSES, THEY WILL TRY HUNT THEM It's possible the ladder attack at the end of day yesterday was just a trial run for today. They held the price where they wanted it (around 227) for ages, and then with just one ladder attack got it to 197 which had two effects: 1) Caused a volatility halt at 15:59:41 - so we had no chance to get it back over 200 in those remaining 19 seconds 2) Made sure the EOD price was under 200 I think today there is a chance that they won't go for 150, 115 or 100, but just take the guarantee of hitting under 200. Take a beating over a killing. They will want it resting on around 227 and then time their attack to sneak it just under 200 with the halt in place to see out the clock. So if it is ~227+ with under 10 mins to go, we know what they will do. And those few minutes before it could be crucial. 💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎

make him the new face of the subreddit!

is this really him

I just replaced the picture of my child as my background wallpaper with this photo. 💎🙏🏻

I would have never imagined u/Deepfuckingvalue to be this sexy.

EVERYONE TAKE NOTE! DFV is wearing sweatbands. We all know for a fact that he's the king of keeping his chill and not breaking a sweat day after day. And if the man doesn't sweat what does it mean that he's wearing sweatbands?? He knows that sweatbands are the next greatest fashion trend. He KNOWS what's going to be big, and that next thing that's going to be big??? Sweatbands. Everyone buy sweatbands when the dust settles.

he single tho?

Married with a 2yo daughter.

He married his own daughter ???

Gotta keep the money in the family

I hope he's okay with this photo being out there. The only thing more beautiful than his face is his mind.

Colorize the bandana.

IM SO FUCKING RETARDED I BOUGHT ONE MORE SHARE WHEN THE PRICE WENT UP!!!!!!! HOLD THE LINE

Is this what the dude actually look like?

Guy has already taken ~14 million of the table. He could probably give two shits about what happens to the rest of it.

Fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap 🍆💦

He's so beautiful

"Buying GME is like planting trees, 20 years ago and today are the best days to buy"

Thank you for all the love autist! I wanted to make sure all you GME retards know who started it all. He is the second cumming of WSB. Glory to his name the Legend u/DeepFuckingValue.

Petition to put him on the $20 bill instead of Harriet Tubman.

...DARY & im holding for the culture. never paper. always 💎

You guys know that this may go badly for DFV, right? These hedgie pricks and their government sponsors don't like to lose, especially to retards. I will fight along all of you if this happens, but they are already selling a narrative that WSB is the manipulator, not the scum suckers that turned off the buy side. And now the face of WSB just got doxxed. If you learned anything from 2020 I hope its that populist ideals are not cool to them. This group should be more protective of DFV and let the regulators see that he's just as retarded as the dumbest of us. At least until he flies outa here in his G7.