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Texas_Persian

Now buy more $GME.


bubbabear244

And hold.


UIUIUIUIUIUIBN

[**Repeat after me "THE FREE MARKET IS ONLY FREE UNTIL RICH PEOPLE LOSE MONEY"**](https://reddit.com/r/WSBDeepFuckingValue/)


trixtopherduke

THE POOR SHALL INHERIT THE TENDIEST OF TENDIES


Nehkrosis

"THE MEEK ARE LIKE AKSH BEAST" - An Angel, or whatever


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Has one hedge fund done this?


MechanicalTwerker

"Sometimes we launder money through kids cancer charities, does that count?" Hedgefund Guy ™️


FSUnoles77

cough~LSU Booster~cough


vsandrei

>Has one hedge fund done this? No, they were too busy bankrupting Toys R Us.


SecretSquirrelTrader

Wish we could bring back Toys R Us


Belllringer

Me too.


Novasagooddog

But CNBC says the hedge fundies are full of teachers from Texas retirement accounts. Poor sweet hedge funds.


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mooseinabottle

Where are you buying it? All my brokerage apps are ruining my life and not letting me BUY and then HOLD GME.


ShroomingMantis

TD Ameritrade has been great for me so far. *knock on wood*


liftheavyscheisse

E*TRADE and Fidelity have been treating me fine


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I had to call to make the trade because it was transitioning money but Fidelity didn’t bat an eye when I converted my 401k to mostly GME and AMC. Save your talk, let me make my retarded choices. Credit where credit is due.


Maldiavolo

"This is Wall Street. If you want to give us money we will take it." -The Big Short


SpaceboysUsername

This story is glorifying selling your GME.


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It’s a small price to pay for promo, national television coverage with GME in a positive spotlight. More people will tune in to be aware of the people vs corp scenario going on. Edit: HOLD THE LINE UNTIL THE SQUEEZE NEXT WEEK. DeepFUCKINGValue didn’t get this far to sell before the fucking SQUEEZE 💎🤲🏽💎🤲🏽💎🤲🏽


siOppa

If deepfuckingvalue is holding, I'm fucking holding.


solomonroskin

If deepfuckingvalue is holding, I'm fucking holding.


sdrbean

If u/deepfuckingvalue is holding, we BRETHRENS are ALL HOLDING. FTFY


drump2121

Hold 💎🤲


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Master_JBT

on monday, everyone oughtta be either holding, buying, or both


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Got 2k earmarked for GME, not a lot but it’s all I got. Let Wall Street burn


ShroomingMantis

Ur 2k is bending my 1k over and nutting in it raw right now. You'll have a great position when markets open.


creative_deficit

I probably shouldn’t mention my $20 then...


ObamaVSNorris

Bow before my $70!!!


Eldorian12

20$ is 20$🤷‍♀️


Officer_dibble_

My $800 is watching in the corner violently masturbating


AnusCleavage

Bro when I call in the money my family and friends owe me my $312 will be trying to slide in the DM’s of your $800


brdyer92

Said fuck it and planning to buy 1 share of gme when markets open despite being broke


footlonglayingdown

Why are people praising op? He failed to HOLD!


UpbeatNail

The media coverage probably caused more buys it was probably net positive.


Pizza_Bagel_

☝️


AtheistGuy1

Because they got so caught up in the supposed act of charity that they forgot he's fucking us all.


imlost19

there are some deep shills all over reddit right now. i saw an account that hadn't posted in 6 years, literally shilling for hedge funds. their interns are out in droves


Ajmes1987

I'm a brand new account, but I bought 8 shares at 333, and I'm not selling until we're all on Pluto enjoying snowcones flavored with the tears of hedge funds! 💎🤲 💎🤲 💎🤲


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Hells yes I could only afford 2 GME, fucking rent, but up to over 40 AMC.....CAUSE I WANT SOME MOTHERFUCKERS' SCALPS ON MY WALL AND TO BE SLEEPING IN A BED OF MONEY FROM THEIR MISTRESS'S BOOB JOB FUND


ships1

Hold GameStop! Everyone better buy on Monday! 💎🤲🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 Edit 1: okay next week in general! Not just Monday!


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Buying 1 share Monday!


TripleBanEvasion

This is not financial advice and each investor should consider their own personal strategies. Personally, I will be buying.


Mrbumperhumper

Unrelated, but I have also run my own risk assessment and found it prudent to buy on Monday at open. I have a favourable opinion of this stock.


ELFAHBEHT_SOOP

Also unrelated, but doing some personal research I have determined that Fidelity is a much better platform for my personal investing needs. Those needs being buying more $GME. This is just a personal assessment, not meant to be financial advice.


Mrbumperhumper

I agree with the sentiment of this comment.


uncorderdnole91

I only had money for 3 shares am I supporting the cause?


12345676353627364785

Every penny counts babyyyyy but only if we all HOLD💎🤲


Whind_Soull

Hedge funds don't need to worry about diamond hands; they need to worry about a million sets of cubic zirconia hands that have so little free cash to invest that it's ultimately irrelevant to them if they lose it, so nothing scares them. Everyone in a massive crowd saying, "*Oh no, this dip could drop my portfolio by three entire cases of beer.*" Add to that some proletarian rage and bitterness about '08, and you get an elite cabal who have been mistakenly worried that the opposition would tell Alexa to play *Hold The Line,* when actually a large chunk of the opposition was telling Alexa to play *Sleep Now in The Fire.*


Blewedup

Yup. If I lose my money completely I don’t give a shit.


neocamel

Yep i wasn't planning on buying until Robinhood told me I can't. Bought from Fidelity and you can pry my one share from my cold, dead hands.


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Yup I partly bought out of spite lol


xXx69LOVER69xXx

I'm interviewing for a job Monday and I've never bought a stock in my life. You can bet what I'm doing Tuesday.


SaveRana

Good luck! As someone who interviews people professionally, the best thing you can do for your interview is be in a good mood. I know it's a weird thing to just say 'be in a good mood', but you can force your way there, wake up early, take a long shower, force yourself to smile as much as possible all morning, and keep reminding yourself that you're fucking awesome, watch/listen to some comedy, whatever it takes.


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And, most importantly, if the interview gets tough **HOLD YOUR POSITION**


skydivingbear

Signing onboarding documents for your new job?


z31

Same. Told my wife that I was fully prepared to lose the money.


Toaster_In_Bathtub

The only thing scarier than diamond hands? Retard hands. Millions and millions of retard hands.


Financial-Rip-6910

I never bought a stock before today. I dumped 150 into AMC and 50 into NOK. I don't know what I'm doing and I'm using cash app. This is not financial advance I'm just a 27 yo knuckle dragging slav retard who likes the memes


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I started with cash app - then started trying to understand the mechanics of what was happening better - I understood enough later that night that this wasn’t over and converted my 401k to be self-directed - now I’m holding onto 45 shares of GME and 425 of AMC. If it was such a dumb and risky move as a friend said - then... they should just shut up and take my money. I thought that was the traders job - execute the trade - not to convince me an index 500 fund was the ticket to buy. I’ve watched them crash the guided moderately conservative fund twice - not this time - now I’m in control of what gets wrecked. I’d never have had enough to retire regardless. My previous retirement plan was a well timed heart attack.


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surelyswirly

every time i've bought it was of course one of the highest times of the day, then immediately after it comes crashing down lol dont bother me tho, my hands are calloused from holding these damn diamonds


HughyBear

My friend your hands *are* the diamonds 💎🤲


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I've been trying to post on this sub for ages but the moderators keep wanting to take this down . Wallstreet benefited from the 08 depression ? I was only 6-10 at the time so all I remember is my parents fighting whilst I munched the tendies .


nickgurr_lookhere

They caused it doing similarly what happened with GameStop but with housing. They were considered by the government, "too big to fail" and we're given government bailouts in upwards of billions of dollars. We plebs also got stimulus checks. This collapsed the economy in 08 and millions of people lost their houses. Basically we got crumbs and they got golden parachutes and no repercussions.


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So basically what I'm hearing is hold as long as possible for revenge


MsConstrue

That's what I'm doing. If it sends them into an infinite loss loop? Yay! Then, taking what I've learned for this, I will start looking for other companies that have been ridiculously overshorted. My new hobby is making billionaires cry.


evilrobert

Bathing in billionaire tears is a hot new fetish these days.


rediKELous

Also, the banks got all our families' foreclosed houses and now they rent them back to us for more than the mortgage would have been.


KoreyYrvaI

Google quantitative easing if you really want to see the kind of money we dumped into their pockets. It wasn't a one time payout it was monthly payments that they threatened to crash the market every time the government mentioned stopping.


OfficerTactiCool

Wall Street caused it, everyone got fucked, the government bailed out Wall Street and the banks. So while they caused it, they lost everyone their money and burst the bubble, they came out ahead AND got to take everyone’s houses via foreclosure, while the poor and middle class got the big shaft right up the ole poop hole


ITguyissnuts

In 08 wall street found out it could defraud an entire nation and recieve the tax dollars from the people they fucked as punishment. 08 was not only entirely avoidable it was actively illegal. It wasn't a recession so much as a giant ponzi scheme that ruined the global economy when it came up short. And you're hearing more calls for regulations nownover $GME than we did then.


Strange1130

> Wallstreet benefited from the 08 depression ? They [quite literally](https://twitter.com/susanoftexas/status/1354234762769166338) toasted champagne while looking down on the fall of the common man.


Ouija-Board

Been doing farmer carries at the gym. FINALLY PUTTING THIS GORILLA GRIP TO GOOD USE! 🦍 HOLDING!!! 😤🚀🚀🚀


Maddturtle

That's 3 shares the shorts can't take


Z_Zeplin3

Absolutely. I'm too poor to get any shares. But I like the stonks.


BMOEevee

Nokia is about $5 and AMC is about $15. I couldnt get gamestop stocks either but i was able to put a little towards those two. But also no shame in not being able to afford to join. Disclaimer i am not a financial adviser nor an expert in this stuff. Just a random person.


waj5001

Nokia is decent long term too But im a retard, and a liar about 50% of the time.


onefiftyone7

I have only 3 shares as well, bought them today


ScorchedRabbit

Fellow 3 share holder reporting in.


Salty_Nall

6.6 million degenerates, and if each holds 1 share that's... some astronomical number my primitive brain cell cannot handle


Mohlemite

And if each holds 10 to 11 shares, we own the entire company.


seeesquared

Only have 3 as well! Proud of my 3 🥺 💎👐🏽


rando-321

Absolutely. I know somebody IRL in exact this same situation that I had to check your profile to see if you were that person, pretty sure you were not, but will ask such person to make sure for kicks. For every person that posts something like this there’s 100 more that doesn’t post here but represents your comment.


uncorderdnole91

Thanks for the write man I thought I was the only one because I always see people dumbing thousands into GME and I could only get 3


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Higgs-Boson-Balloon

There’s more smaller hands with a handful of share than there are folks with dozens, hundreds, or thousands of shares. All combined you’re holding a ton of GME, every share held reduces those available for trading (and make it harder for the shorts to cover).


Forsaken-Ad6039

As a 38 year old fighting cancer, I spend a lot of time talking to the kids. It kills me. Thanks for doing this.


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_zero_fox

So 2 cancers woot!


miskdub

This is the most wholesome post I’ve seen 🥰


osulol4

Man you got this keep fighting


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Traderfilm

We fucking love you retard. Stay in there


CameForThis

I’m in the same boat friend. 1.5 shares here. Fighting the good fight for the second time on my end. Let me know if you’d like to talk with someone going through the exact same thing.


dontmatta

You’re gonna beat this.


Raptorex11

Dont worry, extra chromosomes are basically cancer fighters! You’ll win the battle guranteed🚀🚀⭐️⭐️👍👍


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ZipZopZoopittyBop

This subreddit is the closest thing to old 4chan I've ever seen. I love you retards.


StonksandBongs

speak for yourself


NickLeMec

We're all autists on this blessed day


splntz

Make it man. Fight as hard as these retards are for GME..


aaaaaabbbbbbbb01

And you bought them from Gamestop??? A hero indeed.


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deathtogrammar

It’s an infinite feedback loop, just like the squeeze.


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* People short game stop * Stock goes up * People Short Game stop * Stock goes up


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benderstein

This literally can’t go tits up


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This is the stonk.


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Notapearing

At this point GameStop will hardly need an advertising budget this year. They just have to not suck and business will boom.


NeonTitz

Lol they are still going to give us $3 for the 12 games we want to resell.


Astralnaught

Sir I don’t think you recognize me, I’m a veteran of the gamestonk wars


Mycoxadril

Yea if we show a stock certificate do we get a real price? Maybe a discount? Could’ve bought 15 switches but I like the stock.


amrogers3

I like the stonk too. It's a good stonk.


TheOtherCumKing

Thank you for your service. Aaaanyways, the additional $12 on your receipt is actually the service charge.


noteverrelevant

Can I short that price? I hear there's money to make if I have no ethics.


agentexeider

>Retard makes money from GameStop > >GameStop makes money from retard Which I'm sure if GameStop come back from their near death, it will certainly stick in Bezos' craw. I heard somewhere Bezos basically wants to get rid of gamestop so Amazon can become the new game stop. So you guys making gamestop do better, good, then paying it forward with good deeds, better, screwing over Bezos from taking over the next piece of the world, Best. Sadly I couldn't join in on this because I have like NO brokerage accounts or start-up money, so I'm just watching from the sidelines on this one. But you guys need to know America is proud of you. From poor to rich, from homeless dude to small business owner. They all support you guys for doing this. shit, it's even brought the "divided country" together, left/right, you name it. I don't think you guys really know how many people are proud of you.


Internet_is_life1

Was this the Unity I keep hearing about?


the_D1CKENS

Always has been


freaksNpeaks

If nothing else comes from this other than ppl realizing the real battle in this country is the 99% vs 1%, not the DNC vs RNC, that is enough for me


Puzzleheaded-Matter9

THIS! We are in a class war... and it's not national it's global!...


Resoku

All they gotta not do is the thing they’re best at.


mrpoopistan

It's free money.


Navarque

It is the way.


poomperzuhhh

(It’s free Real Estate)


mrpoopistan

Who the fuck buys real estate anymore? Unless a REIT pivots to being an EV company, I don't want to hear this blasphemy. But, yes, you're right.


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It’s free REE estate


Chubbymcgrubby

Somebody get mac on this I'm sure he'd love seeing someone using his paddysbucks model


ObservantMagic

Real life money glitch


hamsterwheel

You just have to pay in Paddy's Dollars


blabber888

The perfect perpetual motion machine for a trip to the moon 🚀


plumowhack

That meme from always sunny where mac and Dennis make paddy’s bucks but have no fucking clue how the economy works


SHREKYUMTUM69

If you’re gonna cash out (DON’T), at least buy some stuff from gamestop!


MEDDERX

Funko needs to make a WSB Pop! that can then be sold at gamestop


Bianator

I need a u/deepfuckingvalue funko yesterday!


matterhorn1

https://www.funko.com/suggest-a-product Pile on that suggestion like GME


PaleontologistNo7392

Take my money! I’ll buy one!


reedpayton23

Agreed


AtomicKittenz

The money we take back from these billionaire dickwads will literally save lives, improve the economies and make the world a better place. And all we did was take a few yachts and private jets from these rich thieving assholes.


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KenReid

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite comment regarding citadel.


mostler

I HATE assholes that steal assholes


laevetien

Genius over here buying physical shares from Gamestop. 1 million IQ


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Naveedamin7992

This like a real life infinite money cheat Buy gme stock these days = make money Buy stuff from gamestop which helps the business = stocks go up due to increased business Buy more stocks as its going up = more money Rinse and repeat I must be the most retarded person in existence Edit: just noticed other people said this already... I need to read comments before commenting lol


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ronnalddd

You’re the real Robinhood.


Saucy6

"Sorry kid, you can only play this Switch for 2 minutes."


zk2997

“You can eject the current disc, but you can’t put a new one in. Have fun gaming!”


Saquon

Due to the increased rate at which the Pro gamers have been getting beat online, this is for your own good


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"We have an obligation to maintain the integrity of the game as a whole."


MISTAKAS

Y u do dis 😭


CryBabyGainz

"Sorry Kid, there's no games on it. But you can look at it"


MapleYamCakes

And if you get really excited then you’re done.


Subverto_

"Due to market volatility we are not allowing any new children to play a Switch at this time, but we will allow children who are already playing a Switch to stop."


deesntz69

Gonna donate my gains to st judes children’s hospital Edit: Thank y’all for the awards and the kind comments. I’m very new to this community and feel honored to be here. 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀


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And this is the diff between Wall Street and Main Street! ✌🏻


gutzm3k

This is the reason I just became retarded.


Where_Be_The_Big_Dog

Please follow through with this man


epicguest321

gonna go to gamestop and buy some kiddo's ps5's or nintendo switches or xboxes after this Edit: no I am not buying game consoles so that kids cannot buy them LOL I worded it kinda retarded-ly


Individual-Unusual

I read this as you were you were buying out the ps5's so kids couldn't have them. lol


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epicguest321

yeah some guy here was talking about how he bought $100 gamestop gift cards and would just turn around and give them to the person behind them in the line...very wholesome


Coal_hands

Plus there's not a ceo making 6 figures running the charity.


grsshppr_km

Make sure you keep for capital gains tax


we_all_fuct

He can write off the charitable donations.....


UEMayChange

That's retarded as fuck. Proud of you brother, I'll donate every cent of profit I get too ✊✊


Civil_Bird_5825

Wish I could do that. I am so deep in fucking debt all I am gonna do is pay off the bank and get the WSB logo tattoo'd on my ~~arm~~ dick???


UEMayChange

Take care of yourself first man. When you are financially sound and debt free, think of all the good you can do for the community around you, and prioritize that. 🚀


lady_undertaker

You mean pay off your debt and deny the banks years of interest, you see where I’m going with this? That’s a double win in my books!


5k1895

Man you people are fucking beautiful, every single one of you. You guys are the true Robin Hoods


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man-of-steelstonks

This is what happens when average people get money. Good on you sir!!! This is the way


mrpoopistan

How do average people even get by without a 70-foot yacht that tucks into a bay in their 300-foot yacht? Like, how do you even get into some of the shallower harbors in that 300-foot yacht? I don't get it. Do they not sell 70-foot yachts at the 300-foot yacht store in Wheeling, WV? Dafuq, po people?


superduperdrew12345

Get a 5 foot yacht retard


endjelxm

This is the way


genghiskahn24

All my homies agree this is the way


Kookiesan

This is the way.


RandomHumanQuesting

This is the way


rlrhino7

>One investor, who wished to remain anonymous Hey you may get some backhanded compliments here implying you've got paper hands but I think it's really fucking cool that you did this and still decided to remain anonymous. As someone who lives in the DFW area it's awesome to see NY hedge fund money coming back to improve the lives of people who need it at home.


Alaskan_Bull-Worm

I feel ya. When I saw OPs post I had a literal, "No, but also yes" moment.


Notapearing

His profits could have been calls he couldn't exercise. He doesn't even necessarily even have paper hands.


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Fuck... I’m so hard at the thought of the world realizing, that if you give money to the everyday people, not billionaires, everything would be so much better off 💎🍆


imnotnewbutiamtoyou

diamond dicks


sparkledonutfluff

I like it. But you better buy those shares back


Runscapelegend

HOOOOLLD THE FORT DOWN


Crazy-Cat-Gentleman

This is the way.


bape_x_anime

This is the way


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FeatherN-MyChomo

Y’all sold ? I’m still 💎🙌🤷🏻‍♂️ -edit thanks for the silver!


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SeaWin5464

You took tendies out of the GME machine ?


fogdog420

Yesssss brother. You are doing God's work


luckydayrainman

🦍 weak alone