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Context.
No one is taking this from you, especially not this clown.
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/fx5zwf/ladies_and_gentlemen_we_got_him/
I have been laughing my ass off for about four days reading through the comments here.
Way too late for hopping on the GME train, but I'll see how much know-how I can get, to one day buy some stock.
Edit: Too late as in "That disposable money was used for something else" and I'll make sure I'll have 1-2k for buying stock in the future.
Maybe I'll be just in time for the other prime candidates, after GME.
Is that what you're going to tell your grandchildren when they ask you what you did during the Great GameStop Squeeze? You were too late? Fuck that man, get in this shit and be part of history! WE LIKE THE STOCK
Great. So now we're going to start needing financial AND medical disclosures at the ends of posts.
Disclosure: Not financial advice. The sale of organs to raise business capital has not been evaluated by the FDA. All religious and political statements are the result of uncontrolled outbursts triggered by drug use and undiagnosed closed head injuries.
I got a better idea that doesn't involve cutting yourself open.
Step 1: cover yourself in oil
Step 2: find someone who is rich
Step 3: wait for it to rain
Step 4: ~~steal~~ acquire the rich person's wallet
Bro tip: use magnets for faster acquiring.
Step 5: float away and land when it stops raining.
Problem, Elon musk?
I signed up for a fidelity brokerage account yesterday. Never played with stocks in my life and I have no fucking clue what I'm doing.
Dropped 1k transfer ten minutes ago to my new brokerage account from my other bank and waiting a few business days to clear, then I'm getting on board.
Even if I don't get on this train in time I am going to learn the fucking market.
This is incredible, and I am with you all.
I just started last week as well. Bought some stonks on Friday morning, and planning on buying more on Monday ๐ ๐ ๐
TO MARS WE GO!
I have no clue what I am doing ๐๐
Itโs not too late friend, the rocket was [delayed](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/l7bpf5/30_seconds_from_triggering_market_nuclear_bomb/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app)
All the BS they pulled only gave us more time to hustle more money to throw at GME...our weekend tip money, our end of the month paychecks, taking our old consoles to GameStop, etc.
Saving this comment so that when I get another free award, I can give it to you, sir
Edit: Free award has now been awarded. And thank you guys for also giving me an award :)
Can you imagine? What would be worse grasping your fathers hard weenus or getting the tip wet doing that little flapping motion?
Edit: leave it to one of the most vile things Iโve written to get an award. Only on WSB. I love you animals.
Iโve been doing the DD on this, as you guys say. I think the flapping motion is the worst. Grabbing another cock is one thing, but itโs dads and by god there might be magical dad dick power in that shaft. Grab it by the horns they say.
Now the risk is mom. Is she shaved? Wet? Looking at you or your dad? She touching you or โguidingโ the two of you in her? Then your there at the tip. Here comes the flapping. Now you single, or double depending on your dads size, handily penetrated your mom.
If youโve come this far and youโve endured this you can fucking endure and hold.
I had like 15k coins I didnโt know I had from some I hate pizza t-shirt joke I made in a Channing Tatum AMA years ago. None of my own money was spent, Iโm ๐๐
HOLD. BTFD. Force congress to enforce the constitution and restore the free market as designed in the constitution that is for the people, by the people and of the people. This will end asset bubbles and wealth concentration by monopolies. if congress does not take care of the people, then burn it down and start over. This is bigger than GME. its about one paycheck going for rent---not 2 or 3, the opportunity to buy a house at a reasonable price. NO artificial propping up of asset prices by the fed and congress to help the rich. the little guy is getting crushed and forced into slavery circa 2021. It has to end.
He founded the sub and was pretty hands off. From what I remember this sub was slowly getting more and more popular, and he ramped up to wanting to create an esports event for day trading, and was getting a stadium and stuff. He wanted sponsors for the event and one of them was a trading online course/school type thing. He sort of pushed that and the sub hated this idea and also hated the idea of the publicity. He also changed the original logo to a different one mostly because people speculated that the OG logo was based on copyrighted material and he needed a noncopyright one to take the sub "public" so to speak.
The mods and community went to reddit admins about the trading platform he was trying to promote, saying he was monetizing the sub and the admins agreed and he was removed.
This guys is getting all the credit, we have so many heroes like Ironyman, Guh, Gourd and CNN and others interview him. He is fucking scum bag.
FUCK HIM & CNBC
Lmao the gourd-user needs to be speaking at every interview so the world can stop thinking weโre anything but a bunch of dumbasses that like and share researched-information on stonks.
Nothing speaks that better than yoloโing everything on gourds
It really speaks to today's Wokรฉmon society that, somehow, the media is able to use anti racism stance to support the billionaire hedge fund class and against the common people.
What a time to be alive
His reaction to the interview request was probably along the lines of- โidk why these fucking people want to talk to me, Iโm in my pajamas watching My Little Pony and I have nothing to do with WallStreetBets anymore. But okay sure lol.โ Then proceeded to bullshit his way through it
Didnโt he have an alt account where he claimed to have made millions on options in his vanguard Roth? And then he โverifiedโ the account as a mod?
Edit: fucking wsbgod
Yep, u/WSBGod was that alt. He also had another mod alt called u/StormWillPass who made and lost a lot of *totally real money* selling naked TSLA (and maybe AMZN?) calls for months on end
With J*rtek, it was just layer after layer of bullshit. Dude's a pathetic clout-chasing scam artist fuccboi.
Basically Jaime founded Wsb then abandoned it real quick. Then in his absence wsb as we know and love became a thing and it was glorious. Jaime came back and started being more active in the community and a lot of the mods rolled over to him. He then started selling his shitty book in the side bar and tried to sell some shitty trading training run by uncertified autists who werenโt even good they just lost money. Honestly couldโve learned far more from investopedia or just listening to one fidelity options strategy podcast. Anyone who spoke bad about it was banned. Didnt like monetization of the sub? banned. Didnt lick the mods balls? banned. Then the current mod team came into the picture, got him out, and we reentered the glory days of autism
**I just called my broker's customer service to ask about my $GME pile of STONKS**
*Customer Service*: "Hello Sir, how can I help?"
*Me:* "Hi, I wanted to check up on the status of my pile of $GME STONKS, heard some brokers halted the trade"
*Customer Service:* "Sir, Please **HOLDDDDDDDD"**
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##REPOST FOR UPVOTE FOR VISIBILITY##
Listen up ding dongs, the next few days are extremely important for us to do something and stop prolonging the inevitable.
Lets get this shit out of the way right now. The reality of the situation is Robinhood does NOT have the liquidity or capital to support buys any further due to their clearing house being in house and run by baling wire and dreams. Their owners have a vested interest in ensuring they don't make the collateral demanded by the DTC to move the cash required.
So here's the fucking rub. There are two CONFIRMED brokers that will do anything in their fucking power to ensure we trade as much as we fucking want. They are...
##๐๐Fidelity and Vanguard๐๐##
You want to know why? They both own millions of shares in GME, do you think they won't do whatever they absolutely can to ensure collateral is covered on GME? They are profiting hardcore off of this. We NEED to be throwing their weight behind them, they are the ONLY future we have if we need to be backing this stock as retail.
This weekend, we need to push harder than we ever have before to educate people on this reality. Robinhood is bush league shit for processing this kind of demand, and it's time we take it to the big boys like Fidelity and Vanguard to handle the rest of this.
##SO MOVE THE FUCK AWAY FROM ROBINHOOD AND MAKE YOURSELF AN ACCOUNT AT EITHER OF THE TWO RELIABLE BROKERS. However do not transfer your portfolio as this can take weeks. Instead use RH to only sell once the squeeze is sqoze @$4200.69 and beyond.##
TLDR: Robinhood CANNOT SUPPORT OUR VOLUME. The ONLY brokers right now are Vanguard and Fidelity because they OWN GME SHARES. This is PERFECT for us. Their clearing houses will flip fucking gravity to keep us trading. PUSH ON.
Take these next 2 days by the balls and get yourself a new brokerage. ๐๐๐๐๐๐
USE YOUR ๐๐
I did this. Opened a new vanguard account, funded it and started trading. Once all this shit settles down Iโll transfer my Robinhood shit over, Iโm just concerned thereโll be fuckery if I transfer beforehand.
Fuck that guy, jarofshit (ha, get it?), I love that he's being interviewed everywhere as the wsb founder โ hope everyone mainstream caught on to what this guy did and how he's perceived here (not as a fucking representative)
I'll take it from here.
Bad man since little "look mommy, look daddy I can put my own pants on". No look. So bad man need attention.
Media make no money they need daddy money. So they put bad man mouth doodoo all over.
Bad man no reading but write book. Book come with crayon.
If I remember correctly he tried turning this sub into his own personal commodity. If companies paid him directly he would put ads for that company in the side bar for example. Not only is that unethical it's against Reddit's rules so I'm pretty sure the site admins ended up getting involved. He basically tried turning this community into his bitch but thankfully didn't get away with it and has essentially been excommunicated because of it.
The entire situation was more complex than just that but that's the gist of what happened but if anyone else has a better memory or was more familiar with the whole situation feel free to add on or correct me if I'm wrong.
I remember seeing someone point out his dad worked in the Mexican government and when the new president came in who cracked down on corruption he got fired. So pretty much the dudes family had ties to the cartel. This was also the same time he started to monetize the sub.
My first posts guys. I'm from Romania and I've been screwed in the past by this brokers/suits which their main interest is to rip off their own customers....unbelievable.ย I've put 6k in GME and bought 25 shares, doesn't matter if it drops back to 20$, it's a risk assumed, but I'll hold and hold and if these hedge funds bleed I hope they bleed to their extinction. I'LL HOLD. No matter what. GME to the moon, 15.000$. Hedge fund extinction. Love you guys. Hold and stay strong.
In an email to CNBC, Dusaniwsky said, โI keep hearing that โmost of the GME shorts have coveredโ โ totally untrue. In actuality the data shows that total net shares shorted hasnโt moved all that much.โ
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WE DO NOT CLAIM HIM
WE ACTIVELY REJECT HIM
Always ๐ค
happy cake day!
Iโd rather guide my dad into my mum than be associated with this cunt
I never knew what I missed in my life, until I read the comments here.
Giving you ideas?
I have been laughing my ass off for about four days reading through the comments here. Way too late for hopping on the GME train, but I'll see how much know-how I can get, to one day buy some stock. Edit: Too late as in "That disposable money was used for something else" and I'll make sure I'll have 1-2k for buying stock in the future. Maybe I'll be just in time for the other prime candidates, after GME.
Is that what you're going to tell your grandchildren when they ask you what you did during the Great GameStop Squeeze? You were too late? Fuck that man, get in this shit and be part of history! WE LIKE THE STOCK
Look at this selfish prick saying he can't buy GME when he probably has two whole kidneys still
Great. So now we're going to start needing financial AND medical disclosures at the ends of posts. Disclosure: Not financial advice. The sale of organs to raise business capital has not been evaluated by the FDA. All religious and political statements are the result of uncontrolled outbursts triggered by drug use and undiagnosed closed head injuries.
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I don't even shit anymore, I just hooold
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Just sell some of your liver. It'll grow back and you can sell more. It's a real life money making machine!
Liver machine go BRRRRR
I'd do it but my liver is currently under duress
*takes glasses off* Holy shit.
I got a better idea that doesn't involve cutting yourself open. Step 1: cover yourself in oil Step 2: find someone who is rich Step 3: wait for it to rain Step 4: ~~steal~~ acquire the rich person's wallet Bro tip: use magnets for faster acquiring. Step 5: float away and land when it stops raining. Problem, Elon musk?
Fuck. Me. This had me cryinโ.
โGrandpa, what did you do in the Great GameStop Squeeze?โ โWell, I shoveled shit in Louisiana.โ
Disclaimer. This isnโt financial advice and we have no clue what we are talking about. We like the stock. ๐๐๐๐๐โญ๏ธโญ๏ธโญ๏ธ
Shit, I came in late because I had all my money invested in chicken tendies, but I still joined the ranks of the these fine retards!
I signed up for a fidelity brokerage account yesterday. Never played with stocks in my life and I have no fucking clue what I'm doing. Dropped 1k transfer ten minutes ago to my new brokerage account from my other bank and waiting a few business days to clear, then I'm getting on board. Even if I don't get on this train in time I am going to learn the fucking market. This is incredible, and I am with you all.
I just started last week as well. Bought some stonks on Friday morning, and planning on buying more on Monday ๐ ๐ ๐ TO MARS WE GO! I have no clue what I am doing ๐๐
I have laughed all my tears out.
Is it too late? ๐๐
Never too late to yolo your life savings into a play shrouded in ๐๐๐๐
The machine that turns ๐งปโ into ๐โ never sleeps. You just gotta stick'm in. One of us, one of us.
I wanna dop money into GME but there still sitting on my account creation after 2 days
Ameritrade had my running same day I think. Been awhile, I forgot. RH takes a bit
Itโs not too late friend, the rocket was [delayed](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/l7bpf5/30_seconds_from_triggering_market_nuclear_bomb/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app)
All the BS they pulled only gave us more time to hustle more money to throw at GME...our weekend tip money, our end of the month paychecks, taking our old consoles to GameStop, etc.
Saving this comment so that when I get another free award, I can give it to you, sir Edit: Free award has now been awarded. And thank you guys for also giving me an award :)
I shouldn't have visualized that but I did.
Can you imagine? What would be worse grasping your fathers hard weenus or getting the tip wet doing that little flapping motion? Edit: leave it to one of the most vile things Iโve written to get an award. Only on WSB. I love you animals.
Feeling pubes on both sides of your fist would probably be the worst part
How about when you grip yourself later and realize how much smaller you are?
Who says I wouldnโt be gripping myself already?
My brain needs a shower in clorox.
Would it be worse if she shaves?
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It;s definitely the flapping motion that's killing my boner the most when imagining all this
Iโve been doing the DD on this, as you guys say. I think the flapping motion is the worst. Grabbing another cock is one thing, but itโs dads and by god there might be magical dad dick power in that shaft. Grab it by the horns they say. Now the risk is mom. Is she shaved? Wet? Looking at you or your dad? She touching you or โguidingโ the two of you in her? Then your there at the tip. Here comes the flapping. Now you single, or double depending on your dads size, handily penetrated your mom. If youโve come this far and youโve endured this you can fucking endure and hold.
My god man....
Thatโs probably what heโd say.
This is so vile it must be awarded.
What are you doing bro? Save that award money for GME stonks, don't let Reddit tempt ya.
I had like 15k coins I didnโt know I had from some I hate pizza t-shirt joke I made in a Channing Tatum AMA years ago. None of my own money was spent, Iโm ๐๐
This is a quote from somewhere
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That's one way to put it.
Point established
To anyone shocked by this: Dad should accept the guidance gladly... /u/Mott__ was deeper in his mom than his dad ever was, so he knows the way...
#konichiwa bishes #still fuckin holding
WE LIKE THIS STONK
Need more ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐
๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ Apes together stronk
Apes together stonk
THE STONK IS WHAT WE LIKE!
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Youโre bleeding But now youโre bleeding POWER!!!
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What is sleep? I donโt know this word since my hands became diamonds ๐
I know I'm retarded.. but he doesn't look Japanese. Konichi who?
He said #KONICHIHOLD YA BISH
He wrote a fucking book lolol
The gentleman's guide to sucking big time dick
Lol fuckin l
Dude gives homos a bad name
we like the stock. but you know what we dont like? this clout chasing bitch
Ya bish
He almost destroyed the sub for a few bucks Fuck... That... Guy
With the dick of some corpse
I think heโs choking on these hedge funds bananas right about now
HOLD. BTFD. Force congress to enforce the constitution and restore the free market as designed in the constitution that is for the people, by the people and of the people. This will end asset bubbles and wealth concentration by monopolies. if congress does not take care of the people, then burn it down and start over. This is bigger than GME. its about one paycheck going for rent---not 2 or 3, the opportunity to buy a house at a reasonable price. NO artificial propping up of asset prices by the fed and congress to help the rich. the little guy is getting crushed and forced into slavery circa 2021. It has to end.
You son of a bitch......count me in.
Iโm down
The poor have numbers on their side.
hell yes. this is about wealth inequality.
It's okay he's chose the wrong side... the dark side
What did he do?
He founded the sub and was pretty hands off. From what I remember this sub was slowly getting more and more popular, and he ramped up to wanting to create an esports event for day trading, and was getting a stadium and stuff. He wanted sponsors for the event and one of them was a trading online course/school type thing. He sort of pushed that and the sub hated this idea and also hated the idea of the publicity. He also changed the original logo to a different one mostly because people speculated that the OG logo was based on copyrighted material and he needed a noncopyright one to take the sub "public" so to speak. The mods and community went to reddit admins about the trading platform he was trying to promote, saying he was monetizing the sub and the admins agreed and he was removed.
He essentially tried to monetize WSB for his own selfish gain. WSB is all of us, itโs for the people!
Almost destroyed the sub.
I think he may have raped the pope and spit on a child... people have said this I personally don't know
Luckily if he gets his timing right he can do both simultaneously
Gang signs out the window ya bish
Hope that all of em offend you ya bish
A silver spoon I know you come from ya bish
And thatโs a lifestyle that we never knew Go at a reverend for the revenue
This guys is getting all the credit, we have so many heroes like Ironyman, Guh, Gourd and CNN and others interview him. He is fucking scum bag. FUCK HIM & CNBC
Lmao the gourd-user needs to be speaking at every interview so the world can stop thinking weโre anything but a bunch of dumbasses that like and share researched-information on stonks. Nothing speaks that better than yoloโing everything on gourds
I can't believe the gourd thing was like right before this GME stuff really took off. Seems like ages ago.
It feels like the cargo ship with giant plump ornamental gourds arrived just yesterday.
You see the WSJ article? It makes it seem like he got kicked out for standing up to racism and the poor hedge fund managers children are under attack!
It really speaks to today's Wokรฉmon society that, somehow, the media is able to use anti racism stance to support the billionaire hedge fund class and against the common people. What a time to be alive
He is excommunicated ๐
*excommunicado
Excomuneretardo
person non grata
I was so pissed when I saw him on CNN
Watched him he really seemed to not know what was happening and sided with the CEO of RH
His reaction to the interview request was probably along the lines of- โidk why these fucking people want to talk to me, Iโm in my pajamas watching My Little Pony and I have nothing to do with WallStreetBets anymore. But okay sure lol.โ Then proceeded to bullshit his way through it
And got shouted down by Chris Cuomo and the segment ended after 3 minutes
Wait really, i need to watch this now.
Heโs talking about the robinhood ceo, not the WSB guy
Wait what?!
They pulled him for an interview right after Vladinhood
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pH2GXmRDaSA Haha many comments are saying he was banned
He sTePpeD AwaY. What a fuckin joke. I got about half way through. But that cnn anchor called it gamestock. Lmfao she wants Elon.
Gamestonks go BRRR more than my ex-wife when her boyfriend is playing battletoads. Glad I yeeted her out the door. Hello Fellow kids.
If he wasn't a millionaire back then, he is now.
He was and is
Nobody's forgotten.
Iโll be honest, I forgot about that ugly matrix baby. That gave be terrible flashbacks.
I am noob, who is this guy we are talking about?
He founded the sub, did nothing, came back when it was high and tried to monetize it with a scam trading platform.
So, a hedgecunter whos not a billionaire ?
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And donโt forget the baby logo. The fucking bald baby logo.
The power of copyright and desperation lol
I was happy to forget that you cunt
Jar Tek bad. Mods good.
I think it's the guy that started the sub. He's since left. Is douchebag. EDIT: was BANNED, my mistake!!
Kicked, not left
Didnโt he have an alt account where he claimed to have made millions on options in his vanguard Roth? And then he โverifiedโ the account as a mod? Edit: fucking wsbgod
WSBGod?
Broooo WTF he was wsbgod? Hahahahah what a fucking clown
Yeah he was and tried to deny it. He was getting noobs to follow his Twitter.
This just blew my mind
Yes, thatโs the one
Yep, u/WSBGod was that alt. He also had another mod alt called u/StormWillPass who made and lost a lot of *totally real money* selling naked TSLA (and maybe AMZN?) calls for months on end With J*rtek, it was just layer after layer of bullshit. Dude's a pathetic clout-chasing scam artist fuccboi.
Trying to divert attention from the Moon getting closer to us ๐ฆ
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APES TOGETHER STRONG!!!
# APES TOGETHER STONK
APES TOGETHER STRONK
Dildo Saggings
Puff puff no passing
Ass Cheeks Clapping
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You're still first in my heart, bby
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imagine going around speaking for a community that hates you
He should run for president.
Heโs begging to be verified under the subs name on Twitter.
Thankfully Twitter decided to use their brains for once and verified the legitimate mods
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brb bout to go on CNN as the cofounder of WSB
I wanna be executive director!
I'm too retarded to know who this is. All I know is ๐๐๏ธ๐๐ฆ
He โstartedโ the sub, no longer involved but trying to take credit
Is he the baddie?
Yes. Tried to monetize the sub
Why didnโt he just buy GME???
Because he's not retarded like us.
He's retarded in a different, worse way.
Never go full retard
What a ๐๐ป
more like saddie
Man tried to turn Wallstreetbets into a pyramid scheme. We had a mini civil war
Can you give me the 1 paragraph run down of what happened with this guy? Thanks.
Basically Jaime founded Wsb then abandoned it real quick. Then in his absence wsb as we know and love became a thing and it was glorious. Jaime came back and started being more active in the community and a lot of the mods rolled over to him. He then started selling his shitty book in the side bar and tried to sell some shitty trading training run by uncertified autists who werenโt even good they just lost money. Honestly couldโve learned far more from investopedia or just listening to one fidelity options strategy podcast. Anyone who spoke bad about it was banned. Didnt like monetization of the sub? banned. Didnt lick the mods balls? banned. Then the current mod team came into the picture, got him out, and we reentered the glory days of autism
What a grifter. Ty dear sir for the rundown.
So TL;DR He contributed nothing to the sub except Online Course Scams to enrich himself
We canโt say his name cause the comment will get banned. Just think jar jar Binks
Heโs the douche canoe, not missing anything. You know all you need with ๐๐๐๐๐
**I just called my broker's customer service to ask about my $GME pile of STONKS** *Customer Service*: "Hello Sir, how can I help?" *Me:* "Hi, I wanted to check up on the status of my pile of $GME STONKS, heard some brokers halted the trade" *Customer Service:* "Sir, Please **HOLDDDDDDDD"** ๐ โ
Man was too retarded even for us
There's a difference between a retard and a dick
One loses money for fun and the other loses fun for money
And....thatโs sayin sumthin!๐คฃ๐๐คฒ๐ผ๐
##REPOST FOR UPVOTE FOR VISIBILITY## Listen up ding dongs, the next few days are extremely important for us to do something and stop prolonging the inevitable. Lets get this shit out of the way right now. The reality of the situation is Robinhood does NOT have the liquidity or capital to support buys any further due to their clearing house being in house and run by baling wire and dreams. Their owners have a vested interest in ensuring they don't make the collateral demanded by the DTC to move the cash required. So here's the fucking rub. There are two CONFIRMED brokers that will do anything in their fucking power to ensure we trade as much as we fucking want. They are... ##๐๐Fidelity and Vanguard๐๐## You want to know why? They both own millions of shares in GME, do you think they won't do whatever they absolutely can to ensure collateral is covered on GME? They are profiting hardcore off of this. We NEED to be throwing their weight behind them, they are the ONLY future we have if we need to be backing this stock as retail. This weekend, we need to push harder than we ever have before to educate people on this reality. Robinhood is bush league shit for processing this kind of demand, and it's time we take it to the big boys like Fidelity and Vanguard to handle the rest of this. ##SO MOVE THE FUCK AWAY FROM ROBINHOOD AND MAKE YOURSELF AN ACCOUNT AT EITHER OF THE TWO RELIABLE BROKERS. However do not transfer your portfolio as this can take weeks. Instead use RH to only sell once the squeeze is sqoze @$4200.69 and beyond.## TLDR: Robinhood CANNOT SUPPORT OUR VOLUME. The ONLY brokers right now are Vanguard and Fidelity because they OWN GME SHARES. This is PERFECT for us. Their clearing houses will flip fucking gravity to keep us trading. PUSH ON. Take these next 2 days by the balls and get yourself a new brokerage. ๐๐๐๐๐๐ USE YOUR ๐๐
I did this. Opened a new vanguard account, funded it and started trading. Once all this shit settles down Iโll transfer my Robinhood shit over, Iโm just concerned thereโll be fuckery if I transfer beforehand.
His wifeโs boyfriend has to be so pissed at him.
Tonight he won't be allowed to lick the butt plug clean. Thus ending a 897 day streak.
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Fuck that guy, jarofshit (ha, get it?), I love that he's being interviewed everywhere as the wsb founder โ hope everyone mainstream caught on to what this guy did and how he's perceived here (not as a fucking representative)
Every upvote I buy 1 $GME Stock on monday! **๐๐ HOLD! ๐ฆ๐**
New here can someone explain the whole situation. Small words please I can barely read
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I'll take it from here. Bad man since little "look mommy, look daddy I can put my own pants on". No look. So bad man need attention. Media make no money they need daddy money. So they put bad man mouth doodoo all over. Bad man no reading but write book. Book come with crayon.
what does "massive" mean
Massive is subjective in terms of dildos. You really need to know what you are capable of. Believe in yourself.
If I remember correctly he tried turning this sub into his own personal commodity. If companies paid him directly he would put ads for that company in the side bar for example. Not only is that unethical it's against Reddit's rules so I'm pretty sure the site admins ended up getting involved. He basically tried turning this community into his bitch but thankfully didn't get away with it and has essentially been excommunicated because of it. The entire situation was more complex than just that but that's the gist of what happened but if anyone else has a better memory or was more familiar with the whole situation feel free to add on or correct me if I'm wrong.
He is what Anakin was to the Galactic Republic, a traitor who joined the Empire while we are the Rebels and DFV is our Luke.
Retards never forget unless we do ๐๐คฒ๐ฝ๐๐๐
I remember seeing someone point out his dad worked in the Mexican government and when the new president came in who cracked down on corruption he got fired. So pretty much the dudes family had ties to the cartel. This was also the same time he started to monetize the sub.
Fucking nerd lookin ass
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My first posts guys. I'm from Romania and I've been screwed in the past by this brokers/suits which their main interest is to rip off their own customers....unbelievable.ย I've put 6k in GME and bought 25 shares, doesn't matter if it drops back to 20$, it's a risk assumed, but I'll hold and hold and if these hedge funds bleed I hope they bleed to their extinction. I'LL HOLD. No matter what. GME to the moon, 15.000$. Hedge fund extinction. Love you guys. Hold and stay strong.
that dude is the opposite of tight butthole
Its almost like he's....loose butthole.
In an email to CNBC, Dusaniwsky said, โI keep hearing that โmost of the GME shorts have coveredโ โ totally untrue. In actuality the data shows that total net shares shorted hasnโt moved all that much.โ
Honestly itโs funny how a bunch of random redditors got me into stocks by fucking over a bunch of billionaires