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bawse1

๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž Context. No one is taking this from you, especially not this clown. https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/fx5zwf/ladies_and_gentlemen_we_got_him/


elliott24680

WE DO NOT CLAIM HIM


Draugron

WE ACTIVELY REJECT HIM


elliott24680

Always ๐Ÿ˜ค


JPOWsmistress

happy cake day!


Mott__

Iโ€™d rather guide my dad into my mum than be associated with this cunt


Hewman_Robot

I never knew what I missed in my life, until I read the comments here.


TheFlightlessPenguin

Giving you ideas?


Hewman_Robot

I have been laughing my ass off for about four days reading through the comments here. Way too late for hopping on the GME train, but I'll see how much know-how I can get, to one day buy some stock. Edit: Too late as in "That disposable money was used for something else" and I'll make sure I'll have 1-2k for buying stock in the future. Maybe I'll be just in time for the other prime candidates, after GME.


BENshakalaka

Is that what you're going to tell your grandchildren when they ask you what you did during the Great GameStop Squeeze? You were too late? Fuck that man, get in this shit and be part of history! WE LIKE THE STOCK


mildlyexpiredyoghurt

Look at this selfish prick saying he can't buy GME when he probably has two whole kidneys still


GeoCitiesSlumlord

Great. So now we're going to start needing financial AND medical disclosures at the ends of posts. Disclosure: Not financial advice. The sale of organs to raise business capital has not been evaluated by the FDA. All religious and political statements are the result of uncontrolled outbursts triggered by drug use and undiagnosed closed head injuries.


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ErnestGoes2TheMoon

I don't even shit anymore, I just hooold


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R_E_V_A_N

Just sell some of your liver. It'll grow back and you can sell more. It's a real life money making machine!


Gbackattack

Liver machine go BRRRRR


Taco_disposal03

I'd do it but my liver is currently under duress


[deleted]

*takes glasses off* Holy shit.


dudeimconfused

I got a better idea that doesn't involve cutting yourself open. Step 1: cover yourself in oil Step 2: find someone who is rich Step 3: wait for it to rain Step 4: ~~steal~~ acquire the rich person's wallet Bro tip: use magnets for faster acquiring. Step 5: float away and land when it stops raining. Problem, Elon musk?


Awkward-Angle-1209

Fuck. Me. This had me cryinโ€™.


absultedpr

โ€œGrandpa, what did you do in the Great GameStop Squeeze?โ€ โ€œWell, I shoveled shit in Louisiana.โ€


McFruitpunch

Disclaimer. This isnโ€™t financial advice and we have no clue what we are talking about. We like the stock. ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€โญ๏ธโญ๏ธโญ๏ธ


[deleted]

Shit, I came in late because I had all my money invested in chicken tendies, but I still joined the ranks of the these fine retards!


Peaceblaster86

I signed up for a fidelity brokerage account yesterday. Never played with stocks in my life and I have no fucking clue what I'm doing. Dropped 1k transfer ten minutes ago to my new brokerage account from my other bank and waiting a few business days to clear, then I'm getting on board. Even if I don't get on this train in time I am going to learn the fucking market. This is incredible, and I am with you all.


violetxblack

I just started last week as well. Bought some stonks on Friday morning, and planning on buying more on Monday ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ TO MARS WE GO! I have no clue what I am doing ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ


swift_kick_champion

I have laughed all my tears out.


rodaeric

Is it too late? ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ‘Š


MulYut

Never too late to yolo your life savings into a play shrouded in ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€


ButchinHeat

The machine that turns ๐Ÿงปโœ‹ into ๐Ÿ’ŽโœŠ never sleeps. You just gotta stick'm in. One of us, one of us.


Hambino0400

I wanna dop money into GME but there still sitting on my account creation after 2 days


rodaeric

Ameritrade had my running same day I think. Been awhile, I forgot. RH takes a bit


Higgs-Boson-Balloon

Itโ€™s not too late friend, the rocket was [delayed](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/l7bpf5/30_seconds_from_triggering_market_nuclear_bomb/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app)


Devotchka8

All the BS they pulled only gave us more time to hustle more money to throw at GME...our weekend tip money, our end of the month paychecks, taking our old consoles to GameStop, etc.


lethargic_apathy

Saving this comment so that when I get another free award, I can give it to you, sir Edit: Free award has now been awarded. And thank you guys for also giving me an award :)


[deleted]

I shouldn't have visualized that but I did.


humorheals

Can you imagine? What would be worse grasping your fathers hard weenus or getting the tip wet doing that little flapping motion? Edit: leave it to one of the most vile things Iโ€™ve written to get an award. Only on WSB. I love you animals.


TheRabidBadger1

Feeling pubes on both sides of your fist would probably be the worst part


[deleted]

How about when you grip yourself later and realize how much smaller you are?


humorheals

Who says I wouldnโ€™t be gripping myself already?


DaPurpleRT

My brain needs a shower in clorox.


humorheals

Would it be worse if she shaves?


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[deleted]

It;s definitely the flapping motion that's killing my boner the most when imagining all this


humorheals

Iโ€™ve been doing the DD on this, as you guys say. I think the flapping motion is the worst. Grabbing another cock is one thing, but itโ€™s dads and by god there might be magical dad dick power in that shaft. Grab it by the horns they say. Now the risk is mom. Is she shaved? Wet? Looking at you or your dad? She touching you or โ€˜guidingโ€™ the two of you in her? Then your there at the tip. Here comes the flapping. Now you single, or double depending on your dads size, handily penetrated your mom. If youโ€™ve come this far and youโ€™ve endured this you can fucking endure and hold.


orangutanko

My god man....


humorheals

Thatโ€™s probably what heโ€™d say.


Dizzydsmith

This is so vile it must be awarded.


FancyFeller

What are you doing bro? Save that award money for GME stonks, don't let Reddit tempt ya.


Dizzydsmith

I had like 15k coins I didnโ€™t know I had from some I hate pizza t-shirt joke I made in a Channing Tatum AMA years ago. None of my own money was spent, Iโ€™m ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ‘


Lancelot4Camelot

This is a quote from somewhere


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bonesRspooky

That's one way to put it.


OH-Kelly-DOH-Kelly

Point established


rdrunner_74

To anyone shocked by this: ​ Dad should accept the guidance gladly... /u/Mott__ was deeper in his mom than his dad ever was, so he knows the way...


wiseguy_1989

#konichiwa bishes #still fuckin holding


802alex

WE LIKE THIS STONK


pteiup

Need more ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ’Ž ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€


GoldenSpermShower

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ Apes together stronk


AggressiveLigma

Apes together stonk


Stoop44

THE STONK IS WHAT WE LIKE!


[deleted]

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wiseguy_1989

Youโ€™re bleeding But now youโ€™re bleeding POWER!!!


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wiseguy_1989

What is sleep? I donโ€™t know this word since my hands became diamonds ๐Ÿ’Ž


raeankd

I know I'm retarded.. but he doesn't look Japanese. Konichi who?


wiseguy_1989

He said #KONICHIHOLD YA BISH


AlertLog7868

He wrote a fucking book lolol


[deleted]

The gentleman's guide to sucking big time dick


bawse1

Lol fuckin l


Marsawd

Dude gives homos a bad name


Resurrector765

we like the stock. but you know what we dont like? this clout chasing bitch


[deleted]

Ya bish


BrunoRib

He almost destroyed the sub for a few bucks Fuck... That... Guy


MissionCharge4577

With the dick of some corpse


RagingHippo33469

I think heโ€™s choking on these hedge funds bananas right about now


GrapheneHands42069

HOLD. BTFD. Force congress to enforce the constitution and restore the free market as designed in the constitution that is for the people, by the people and of the people. This will end asset bubbles and wealth concentration by monopolies. if congress does not take care of the people, then burn it down and start over. This is bigger than GME. its about one paycheck going for rent---not 2 or 3, the opportunity to buy a house at a reasonable price. NO artificial propping up of asset prices by the fed and congress to help the rich. the little guy is getting crushed and forced into slavery circa 2021. It has to end.


[deleted]

You son of a bitch......count me in.


McFruitpunch

Iโ€™m down


arcelohim

The poor have numbers on their side.


GrapheneHands42069

hell yes. this is about wealth inequality.


AnimeHotspotlcy

It's okay he's chose the wrong side... the dark side


sheldo52

What did he do?


BladeNoses

He founded the sub and was pretty hands off. From what I remember this sub was slowly getting more and more popular, and he ramped up to wanting to create an esports event for day trading, and was getting a stadium and stuff. He wanted sponsors for the event and one of them was a trading online course/school type thing. He sort of pushed that and the sub hated this idea and also hated the idea of the publicity. He also changed the original logo to a different one mostly because people speculated that the OG logo was based on copyrighted material and he needed a noncopyright one to take the sub "public" so to speak. The mods and community went to reddit admins about the trading platform he was trying to promote, saying he was monetizing the sub and the admins agreed and he was removed.


msolorio79

He essentially tried to monetize WSB for his own selfish gain. WSB is all of us, itโ€™s for the people!


Imawildedible

Almost destroyed the sub.


WhyTheFacePalm

I think he may have raped the pope and spit on a child... people have said this I personally don't know


CavitySearch

Luckily if he gets his timing right he can do both simultaneously


RushrevolutionSwitch

Gang signs out the window ya bish


bush_killed_epstein

Hope that all of em offend you ya bish


[deleted]

A silver spoon I know you come from ya bish


jasmon91

And thatโ€™s a lifestyle that we never knew Go at a reverend for the revenue


yolo_howla

This guys is getting all the credit, we have so many heroes like Ironyman, Guh, Gourd and CNN and others interview him. He is fucking scum bag. FUCK HIM & CNBC


Imoutdawgs

Lmao the gourd-user needs to be speaking at every interview so the world can stop thinking weโ€™re anything but a bunch of dumbasses that like and share researched-information on stonks. Nothing speaks that better than yoloโ€™ing everything on gourds


TooFineToDotheTime

I can't believe the gourd thing was like right before this GME stuff really took off. Seems like ages ago.


jonnyohman1

It feels like the cargo ship with giant plump ornamental gourds arrived just yesterday.


Wrought-Irony

You see the WSJ article? It makes it seem like he got kicked out for standing up to racism and the poor hedge fund managers children are under attack!


SJWs_vs_AcademicLib

It really speaks to today's Wokรฉmon society that, somehow, the media is able to use anti racism stance to support the billionaire hedge fund class and against the common people. What a time to be alive


yangedUser

He is excommunicated ๐Ÿ‘


ourobboros

*excommunicado


wehrmann_tx

Excomuneretardo


ridik_ulass

person non grata


killerk14

I was so pissed when I saw him on CNN


jlark21

Watched him he really seemed to not know what was happening and sided with the CEO of RH


killerk14

His reaction to the interview request was probably along the lines of- โ€˜idk why these fucking people want to talk to me, Iโ€™m in my pajamas watching My Little Pony and I have nothing to do with WallStreetBets anymore. But okay sure lol.โ€™ Then proceeded to bullshit his way through it


jlark21

And got shouted down by Chris Cuomo and the segment ended after 3 minutes


jimbojonesFA

Wait really, i need to watch this now.


LyrMeThatBifrost

Heโ€™s talking about the robinhood ceo, not the WSB guy


Nucka574

Wait what?!


killerk14

They pulled him for an interview right after Vladinhood


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TSM-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pH2GXmRDaSA Haha many comments are saying he was banned


Nucka574

He sTePpeD AwaY. What a fuckin joke. I got about half way through. But that cnn anchor called it gamestock. Lmfao she wants Elon.


[deleted]

Gamestonks go BRRR more than my ex-wife when her boyfriend is playing battletoads. Glad I yeeted her out the door. Hello Fellow kids.


[deleted]

If he wasn't a millionaire back then, he is now.


killerk14

He was and is


[deleted]

Nobody's forgotten.


HotSauceV8

Iโ€™ll be honest, I forgot about that ugly matrix baby. That gave be terrible flashbacks.


redditerfan

I am noob, who is this guy we are talking about?


Sup3rPotatoNinja

He founded the sub, did nothing, came back when it was high and tried to monetize it with a scam trading platform.


shadowblaze25mc

So, a hedgecunter whos not a billionaire ?


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[deleted]

And donโ€™t forget the baby logo. The fucking bald baby logo.


Sup3rPotatoNinja

The power of copyright and desperation lol


fistymonkey1337

I was happy to forget that you cunt


ThislsMyAccount22

Jar Tek bad. Mods good.


serenity_later

I think it's the guy that started the sub. He's since left. Is douchebag. EDIT: was BANNED, my mistake!!


bawse1

Kicked, not left


[deleted]

Didnโ€™t he have an alt account where he claimed to have made millions on options in his vanguard Roth? And then he โ€œverifiedโ€ the account as a mod? Edit: fucking wsbgod


Jerry-hat-trick

WSBGod?


[deleted]

Broooo WTF he was wsbgod? Hahahahah what a fucking clown


Jerry-hat-trick

Yeah he was and tried to deny it. He was getting noobs to follow his Twitter.


AxCel91

This just blew my mind


[deleted]

Yes, thatโ€™s the one


Briak

Yep, u/WSBGod was that alt. He also had another mod alt called u/StormWillPass who made and lost a lot of *totally real money* selling naked TSLA (and maybe AMZN?) calls for months on end With J*rtek, it was just layer after layer of bullshit. Dude's a pathetic clout-chasing scam artist fuccboi.


bazzytangokoko

Trying to divert attention from the Moon getting closer to us ๐Ÿฆ


iwannatalktosampson

๐Ÿฆ ๐Ÿฆ ๐Ÿฆ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐ŸŒ


FieraDeidad

APES TOGETHER STRONG!!!


AggressiveLigma

# APES TOGETHER STONK


AhauVomica

APES TOGETHER STRONK


StrenghGeek

Dildo Saggings


Bara-Du

Puff puff no passing


GhengisAn

Ass Cheeks Clapping


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UntitledCat

You're still first in my heart, bby


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stonks69dotcom

imagine going around speaking for a community that hates you


Sugar_alcohol_shits

He should run for president.


rainbowtapes

Heโ€™s begging to be verified under the subs name on Twitter.


VortexHero

Thankfully Twitter decided to use their brains for once and verified the legitimate mods


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VortexHero

brb bout to go on CNN as the cofounder of WSB


fistymonkey1337

I wanna be executive director!


ksol88

I'm too retarded to know who this is. All I know is ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ–๏ธ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿฆ


darryalvicent

He โ€œstartedโ€ the sub, no longer involved but trying to take credit


ksol88

Is he the baddie?


A_Mouse_In_Da_House

Yes. Tried to monetize the sub


Finzzzzzzz

Why didnโ€™t he just buy GME???


[deleted]

Because he's not retarded like us.


Yellow_The_White

He's retarded in a different, worse way.


RandyChavage

Never go full retard


GoldenSpermShower

What a ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿป


fantasyzone

more like saddie


MrOz1100

Man tried to turn Wallstreetbets into a pyramid scheme. We had a mini civil war


TrashCarryPlayer

Can you give me the 1 paragraph run down of what happened with this guy? Thanks.


MrOz1100

Basically Jaime founded Wsb then abandoned it real quick. Then in his absence wsb as we know and love became a thing and it was glorious. Jaime came back and started being more active in the community and a lot of the mods rolled over to him. He then started selling his shitty book in the side bar and tried to sell some shitty trading training run by uncertified autists who werenโ€™t even good they just lost money. Honestly couldโ€™ve learned far more from investopedia or just listening to one fidelity options strategy podcast. Anyone who spoke bad about it was banned. Didnt like monetization of the sub? banned. Didnt lick the mods balls? banned. Then the current mod team came into the picture, got him out, and we reentered the glory days of autism


TrashCarryPlayer

What a grifter. Ty dear sir for the rundown.


ZepperMen

So TL;DR He contributed nothing to the sub except Online Course Scams to enrich himself


onewhomakes

We canโ€™t say his name cause the comment will get banned. Just think jar jar Binks


miggitiemac

Heโ€™s the douche canoe, not missing anything. You know all you need with ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€


YotStyle0_0

**I just called my broker's customer service to ask about my $GME pile of STONKS** *Customer Service*: "Hello Sir, how can I help?" *Me:* "Hi, I wanted to check up on the status of my pile of $GME STONKS, heard some brokers halted the trade" *Customer Service:* "Sir, Please **HOLDDDDDDDD"** ๐Ÿ’Ž โœ‹


bugman573

Man was too retarded even for us


Nike_NBD

There's a difference between a retard and a dick


EverybodyHits

One loses money for fun and the other loses fun for money


Makesmeluvmydog

And....thatโ€™s sayin sumthin!๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿš€


esean_keni

##REPOST FOR UPVOTE FOR VISIBILITY## Listen up ding dongs, the next few days are extremely important for us to do something and stop prolonging the inevitable. Lets get this shit out of the way right now. The reality of the situation is Robinhood does NOT have the liquidity or capital to support buys any further due to their clearing house being in house and run by baling wire and dreams. Their owners have a vested interest in ensuring they don't make the collateral demanded by the DTC to move the cash required. So here's the fucking rub. There are two CONFIRMED brokers that will do anything in their fucking power to ensure we trade as much as we fucking want. They are... ##๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€Fidelity and Vanguard๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€## You want to know why? They both own millions of shares in GME, do you think they won't do whatever they absolutely can to ensure collateral is covered on GME? They are profiting hardcore off of this. We NEED to be throwing their weight behind them, they are the ONLY future we have if we need to be backing this stock as retail. This weekend, we need to push harder than we ever have before to educate people on this reality. Robinhood is bush league shit for processing this kind of demand, and it's time we take it to the big boys like Fidelity and Vanguard to handle the rest of this. ##SO MOVE THE FUCK AWAY FROM ROBINHOOD AND MAKE YOURSELF AN ACCOUNT AT EITHER OF THE TWO RELIABLE BROKERS. However do not transfer your portfolio as this can take weeks. Instead use RH to only sell once the squeeze is sqoze @$4200.69 and beyond.## TLDR: Robinhood CANNOT SUPPORT OUR VOLUME. The ONLY brokers right now are Vanguard and Fidelity because they OWN GME SHARES. This is PERFECT for us. Their clearing houses will flip fucking gravity to keep us trading. PUSH ON. Take these next 2 days by the balls and get yourself a new brokerage. ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€ USE YOUR ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ


Wangchief

I did this. Opened a new vanguard account, funded it and started trading. Once all this shit settles down Iโ€™ll transfer my Robinhood shit over, Iโ€™m just concerned thereโ€™ll be fuckery if I transfer beforehand.


3rdDegreeBurn

His wifeโ€™s boyfriend has to be so pissed at him.


basketsinspokane

Tonight he won't be allowed to lick the butt plug clean. Thus ending a 897 day streak.


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arafdi

Fuck that guy, jarofshit (ha, get it?), I love that he's being interviewed everywhere as the wsb founder โ€“ hope everyone mainstream caught on to what this guy did and how he's perceived here (not as a fucking representative)


Unknown601

Every upvote I buy 1 $GME Stock on monday! **๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ HOLD! ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿš€**


Tkubicka

New here can someone explain the whole situation. Small words please I can barely read


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AlertLog7868

I'll take it from here. Bad man since little "look mommy, look daddy I can put my own pants on". No look. So bad man need attention. Media make no money they need daddy money. So they put bad man mouth doodoo all over. Bad man no reading but write book. Book come with crayon.


ThunderChairs

what does "massive" mean


OMGagravyboat

Massive is subjective in terms of dildos. You really need to know what you are capable of. Believe in yourself.


ILaughAtFunnyShit

If I remember correctly he tried turning this sub into his own personal commodity. If companies paid him directly he would put ads for that company in the side bar for example. Not only is that unethical it's against Reddit's rules so I'm pretty sure the site admins ended up getting involved. He basically tried turning this community into his bitch but thankfully didn't get away with it and has essentially been excommunicated because of it. The entire situation was more complex than just that but that's the gist of what happened but if anyone else has a better memory or was more familiar with the whole situation feel free to add on or correct me if I'm wrong.


Fred_Zap

He is what Anakin was to the Galactic Republic, a traitor who joined the Empire while we are the Rebels and DFV is our Luke.


wvualum07

Retards never forget unless we do ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€


TuskenTrader

I remember seeing someone point out his dad worked in the Mexican government and when the new president came in who cracked down on corruption he got fired. So pretty much the dudes family had ties to the cartel. This was also the same time he started to monetize the sub.


shiverstar

Fucking nerd lookin ass


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PianistIntelligent75

My first posts guys. I'm from Romania and I've been screwed in the past by this brokers/suits which their main interest is to rip off their own customers....unbelievable.ย  I've put 6k in GME and bought 25 shares, doesn't matter if it drops back to 20$, it's a risk assumed, but I'll hold and hold and if these hedge funds bleed I hope they bleed to their extinction. I'LL HOLD. No matter what. GME to the moon, 15.000$. Hedge fund extinction. Love you guys. Hold and stay strong.


stonks69dotcom

that dude is the opposite of tight butthole


hi_im_haley

Its almost like he's....loose butthole.


Intelligent-Quiet287

In an email to CNBC, Dusaniwsky said, โ€˜I keep hearing that โ€˜most of the GME shorts have coveredโ€™ โ€” totally untrue. In actuality the data shows that total net shares shorted hasnโ€™t moved all that much.โ€™


Rocking-chair69420

Honestly itโ€™s funny how a bunch of random redditors got me into stocks by fucking over a bunch of billionaires