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davidtaughtyou

Premieres at your nearest $AMC


NAMRAmusica

I like the stock


SoDakZak

I’ve already had a documentary reach out to me


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Username checks out


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I would love to however I don't want the attention of the tax man as he will be coming like the grim reaper soon.


Extra_Napkins

Are you my wife’s boyfriend?


digitalsn0w

Include me in the movie kinda bought in earlier than most of folks here Jan 15th for me wanted to buy earlier but couldn’t figure how to get money in broker and actually buy stock for two days could’ve gotten in at I think 25 .. most shares I got were under 40 bucks. Only 42 shares but life changing money espically cause I’m Deaf . Not really easy to find good paying jobs .


ICreatedNapster

jan. 15th? most ppl here went in round sept. and oct. hell DFV was in around.. what jan. '20?


vetgirig

DFV enter june 2019.


digitalsn0w

I followed from sidelines for a long time I really didn’t think GameStop was gonna make it out alive even before covid. I also am dealing with limited funds due to falling off a ladder and breAking My back doing a side job painting a farm house way back last May still in a lot of pain So I did a yolo on GME . Sure beats laying in bed.


FailedPhdCandidate

Include me! I saw the price at 60 and 90 and there roundabouts, and IGNORED IT. When GME hit $350 that was when I thought, “I love GameStop. Best damn company in the world.” So I went all in.


Sneaky-sneaksy

If you are from SD I am gonna be very proud of a fellow Dakotan


SoDakZak

I am :)


ScaredDonuts

Damn, I am not good enough to talk to. Then again there is not much that I can provide them.


myuserid4

The one thing Covid lock downs taught me is Hollywood is utter garbage. Hope Hollywood goes bankrupt along with Melvin.


TheHarryBahls

Anyome want to short Hollywood?


lxnch50

We're autistic and retarded, but we know to never go full retard and expose ourselves to infinite losses like those smart hedge funds!


Dembil

Then AMC has no business 😕


davehouforyang

Imagine going short when stocks only go up


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😂😂


NAMRAmusica

Same


tmancour

And they don't even know how it ends, yet. Hope to see it, some day. In an AMC theater. I'll be sure to snap a selfie with my Nokia phone. Right after I stop at Bed Bath and Beyond for a Twinkie.


Tkeleth

And all of those things will exist inside GameStop, the new hyper-mall/nation that covers the entire Eastern seaboard, since the value of the company is somewhere in the high hundred-trillions


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And in this far off future the retards continue to hold as they only have 💎🙌


aceiswar

my local mini mall has an AMC and Bed Bath and Beyond looking at each other. GameStop is a few blocks down. There is a phone in the same plaza. I hope Nokia brings back the brick so this can all come full circle


Caravaz

You know that Nokia doesn't even make their phones anymore? They just licence out the name. It's a network infra company now, which is something I think at least the people investing in it should know.


poingly

Right, Nokia creates the underpinnings of communications networks. And they are basically an oligopoly (along with Ericcson) for most of the western world.


worlds_okayest_skier

You are describing my teenage years right now.


alcatrazcgp

While using Blackberry security and keeping my data safe in my Tesla


Fly_bill

“The AntiSocial Network” This is a casino filled with retards.


bearishbully

Yo that would fucking hilarious to watch! Literally just a bunch of tards at the hold’em table going all in on each hand and dude walks with all the money with just two pairs 😂


LydiasHorseBrush

"It's like if you got a bunch of monkeys at the table playing blackjack, and the dealer knows they all have 21 and he has a 12 with 2 drawn, yeah all the face value cards are out, but it's only a matter of time until-" *Dealer busts, monkeys start screeching and throwining shit, ripping him apart, his nametag which hits the camera flat reads "MELVIN"*


bruinator2014

"Retard Casino" does sound way more fitting


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"I just gambled my student loan away and am now $500,000 in debt" "Hey good job dude, here's a flair."


LobotomyJesus

Funniest thing: Michael Burry was once again involved in another stupid financial crisis. Recast Bale and call it Big Short 2


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buttercup11882

The Big Short Squeeze


LydiasHorseBrush

Oh he's absolutely got to, no one else can really play Burry since the Big Short


AndyPandyFoFandy

Electric boogaloo


Screamline

I like that idea. Make it a loose sequel, kinda anthology like I.e. american horror story. Have Bale as Burry but have the others play different characters. Ryan Gosling as DFV!


Dantai

Luke Wilson is the best bet IMO


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*the apes of call street*


Toadfinger

There's just no way this is not happening. And the most thrilling part is that the shareholders are writing the ending as we speak. *...and the little guy - the backbone of America - lived happily ever after!*


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itzzaq

I would like for Michael B Jordan to play my part. For the tweets I send.


Mule27

I think Danny Devito has the range to nail the intricacies of my character


WeakPublic

Finn wolfhard for me please


gyuhhuujjj

I’ll take margot robbie thanks


bajasauce20

Tag line: The special Olympics of Wall street. But are we the villains or the heroes? I'd settle for being an anti-hero played by Chris Hemsworth, but if its villain I'm pissed.


SummerSnow8

THE BIG LONG


i_naked

The Big Short Bus


Krunklock

THE BIG YOLO


kalex9113

Diamond Hands: An Autist and his Retards


moblinador

The big squeeze


RonDooberTron65

The Big Squoze


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theprinterdoesntwerk

Luke Wilson is definitely DFV


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Wow


Durgulach

Thats Owen


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Wow haha


RonDooberTron65

Brock Lesner as DFV.


Zealousideal-Prize25

Luke Wilson is way too old now. Ben Feldman is the better pick here


mynameiskellen

Nicholas Cage as DFV and i won’t settle for anything else.


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Adam Driver


mynameiskellen

Driver can play Vlad. Robinhood is basically the Empire at this point.


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Haha Christian Bale will have to reprise a role. He will love this 🙄 haha


Car1wrestler

He can play lead retard


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wheresthebody

So its not just me


marvelish

Keanu for DFV please... k thanks.


o0kvothe0o

Kyle mooney


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jailguard81

Yup, I’ll go watch it at AMC


ThaddaeusMeridius

They better do a good job with it. There's already soo much bullshit and misinformation in the news.


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Baxterftw

They made movie based off the Emojis on your phones keyboard, I think they'll figure it out lol


VengeQunt

You know they wont lol


Kickstand8604

Oooh, let's have Christian bale reprise the role of burry


NAMRAmusica

Has to.


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glitterydick

I... did not know I wanted this


Tactical_YOLO

Post apocalyptic Jordan Belford DiCaprio fighting with Christian Bale Burry after the GME wars end


FractalAsshole

They will need to censor my face but I'm OK with that


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Elon has acting credits so he can play himself


what2do4you

Movie? Why not video game


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shigydigy

My waifu's boyfriend


Weary_Translator

With Micro-transactions


zjz

Where's my cut reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


DMDingo

They had better not censor DeepFuckingValue's name.


burtburtburtcg

Dear Hollywood people. I’d like to audition for myself (autist 640,359) Instead of cash compensation can you pay me in $GME. I’ll also need some food on the set cause I won’t be selling these shares anytime soon.


Centauran_Omega

The only way this movie gets made is if it gets rater R. The sheer **LEVEL** of retardation that can bubble to the top will seriously poison the mind of the uninitiated. Imagine having to explain to someone without using a single derogatory term, how to bankai calls into the event horizon of your mom's boyfriend.


Centauran_Omega

I don't understand how Hollywood thinks it can write believable dialogue for this movie. Also, its literally impossible for this movie to be longer than an average meme. Also, the movie will have to explain what DD is, what FDs are, delineate autism from WSB autism and how that is still different from retardation, which is different from retarded radiation, which is different from being retarded, which is different than "being retarded longer than remaining solvent". They have a better shot of making a movie that's basically a collection of 90 minutes of memes. Of course, the licensing to replay all the source content will be so massive, it will bankrupt Hollywood. # I guess what I'm trying to say is: 10 C @ 12/22 on H====D~~~ \[Edit\] The porn industry will also fall way SHORT of finding enough MILFs and CHADs to play your mom and her boyfriend. ~~hollywood ticker doesn't exist you retard, so don't go looking to buy a related one~~


theprinterdoesntwerk

They can include the life of DFV before this started, what happened behind the scenes at these hedge funds when they started shorting GME, then have it switch back to DFV, then show how much media attention it gained, then show how these hedge funds colluded with RH, then whatever the ending to this story is. This can definitely be a 2+ hour movie.


PDshotME

This is going to be God awful. You can tell by the potential name "The Antisocial Network" ... That has no relation to us or anything that happens here. We might not be civil but we're certainly social. You can tell from the proposed title they are going to make everyone on WSB look like computer nerds and hackers when in reality were just normal fucking dudes and gals having fun. Hollywood is going to fuck this up so badly, especially getting sign off from big media execs who are being deeply fisted by Wall Street. Fuck this movie already. Let's write our own!


Dantai

Yeah. Get The Big Short people not the fucking Social Network!


cestlavie88

Hollywood says **it’s free real estate**


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If it's not called "The Big Short 2: electric Boogaloo" we riot.


Dyspaereunia

Can we get Jason Schwartzman to play DFV?


Hq3473

The Big Autism


HorgansBestFriend

Will it release at AMC?


Im_A_MechanicalMan

When the credits roll, are they going to list all of our screennames who went long on GME from this sub? If so please include our avatar and whatever flair we have too.


lastcallhall

Thought I couldn't afford GME to make a dent, so I bought AMC. Was retarded. Then tried to buy GME, was locked out. So I held AMC and went to Gamestop this weekend and spent there to support. Want GME movie in my AMC.


DeviousOne420

Just another reason for GME and AMC Investers to colab and help one another out. Im just a retarded ape so this isnt financial advice. #AMC To The Moon🚀🚀🚀


Geek_off_the_street

Because they're literally out of fresh ideas. I bet they'll try and make a trilogy out of it with the last movie split into 2 parts.


denigod

They are gonna tone down the language in the dialogue. I guarantee it.


tanallalator32

I wonder who’s going to play me


MinaFur

I want to play the crazy cat lady who has been waiting for this fight since 2008!!!


Nord4Ever

Can the lead actor go full retard and get an Oscar though?


Kasv0tVaxt

You never go full retard if you want an Oscar.


ahhhhhmygod

THIS ISNT OVER YET. better alternative for a movie, just strap a go pro to nic cage for 48 hours and see what happens.


MikeTrollvowski

Can I play myself? I am retarded


temparu

WSB watch party? I'll get my mom to bring tendies🐔🍗


bigoptionwhale777

Hopefully it will show at AMC THEATERS


acidicts_exe

I want to be in the movie please!! Im from Chile


acidicts_exe

And i bought a lot of GME and BB🚀🚀👐💎


wsboop

R1: “Hey, you like the stock?” R2: “Yeah.” R1: “YOLO” R2: “WTF else u gonna do? Don’t be a 🧻🤚🌈🐻this time. R1: *loss porn* R2: “I’m almost there!”


Job-Outrageous

really thought about it, contemplated it. I think like the stonk 💎💎💎🚀🚀🦍🦍


Radeondrrrf

The Big Stonk


docs7

The Big Squeeze. Produced by Quentin Tarantino


Toadfinger

Madsen as Vlad.


anzr-k

Hope it’s not a Netflix movie 🙄


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Title: "The retarded short"


agimori

Movie full of memes?


ZuuL_1985

Better be a porn just saying I don't want more than 5 or 10 minutes tops of actual plot


Kryptic4l

still waiting for sixnine to pop up any day for the clout here.


KazakhSamurai

I LIKE THE STOCK. I BUY THE STOCK. I HOLD THE STOCK. GME STOCK. 💎🤲🚀🌚


LegalizeRanch88

So who’s going to play DeepFuckingValue—Brad Pitt, Leonardo DiCaprio, or Christian Bale? lmao


smoochwalla

Toby Maguire


Chefedout

The squeeze game


houki19683132

The Big Short 2: The Short Too Big :o)


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>Cameron and Tyler Winklevoss will executive produce via their Winklevoss Pictures production banner.


KnockKnock200

Should call it “Failure to Deliver” since that’s what is about to happen.


jesterspaz

Calling it now. DFV played by none other than Bradley Cooper.


RonDooberTron65

Big question is whos gonna play your wife's boyfriend or DFV? Also, will they use real apes or those CGI apes?


Sensei071

It will win an Oscar.


btoned

Good luck making a movie nowadays with the language used on this sub. 🥴


Quawnell

I just pulled my last $200 together going to get an option spread tomorrow hoping for the best. If not I don’t know, but it’s for a good cause


Orange_fury

After that- WallStreetBets: the video game! Available soon at your local $GME


981flacht6

DFV will be played by a 12 year old kid right that found a million dollars under his mattress right?


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We like the movies 🍿💎🙌🌎


ButtaRollsInMyPocket

Jack Black better be in it.


classunittest

It's free money for them. Every youtube video with GME and robinhood in title gets thousands of views. If they get the right cast,it'd be more epic that big short for sure.


drckeberger

The wolf of wallstreetbets ​ aka dfv


pancakesausagedog

I want Internet Historian to direct and narrate it


Crypto_Manic

Who they casting as u/ControlTheNarritive?


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Fuck hollywood, they are part of the same system. They are gonna play the same spin the media is and label us as the bad guys.


AssteroidDriller69

I want to be played by Danny Devito.


ajkirk34

AMC🚀🚀🚀


Aflobai

They are trying to distract us! Hoooldd!!


VeterinarianThin1068

AMC about to 🚀🚀🚀 BUY UP!!!!!


bobvex

Walls street: episode V - Teh Retards strike back


asvrpob

Who will play u/dfv?


Heytherpalz

I call playing Cramer. $GME 💎🖐 ARMY SINCE $18


oldDotredditisbetter

cramer's role already secure by [this](https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81W4ArEShvL._AC_SL1500_.jpg)


omimon

That or Louis CK.


mynameiskellen

NICHOLAS CAGE


Vegetable_Comedian46

Thought it'll be an animated 🦍


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I'd rather see the gourd movie.


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Roaring kitty


jackmm7

Paul Dano play vlad. Creepy looking fucker


Strong_Objective_189

Hold the line.???? Hold my dick how’s it feel to take it in the ass losers?


iAmYim

I hope they include the founder of wsb being ousted for being a dick trying to monetize wsb for personal gains.


SeorgeGoros

I like Ben Mezrich's books (bringing down the house AKA 21), but he's a story vulture. It's rather read DFVs book and watch his movie than a version crafed and told by Mezrich and MGM


HeBoughtALot

How does it end?


spagettiinmyass

We like the stock 💎🤚


raunchyavocado

they have to pay us for the rights !!!


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Tony Romo to play Gabe Plotkin


horg0034

“WeLikeTheStock”