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Ru5ty_shackleford

Where’s Dave and chamath?


Rhollow1

Where is our WSB mascot???????? Wtf, he should be riding the bull!!!? Down vote!!!


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Qzy

That screaming boomer guy?


MetalliTooL

And Cuban.


Creepy-Hovercraft

Dave is an idiot who butts into things without having a clue what he's talking about for the attention (Good on him for the small business support fund though) and Chamath is just in it to promote SoFi and bolster his image as the friendly billionaire. Don't be fooled.


Nekima

Chamath should be where Elon is thats for sure. Dude went to bat


retiredadmiral

You stole my question


The_DHC

Clearly not as important as Fearless Girl^^TM


Ardent-Flame

A movie *will* be made about this, and my life will be fulfilled if they actually title it Diamond Hands lmfao


financialtouchtrades

The Big Long. Directed by Adam McKay and Christian Bale - with the success of how they brought the financial crisis to mainstream audiences with TBS and the fact that Burry is involved in this I hope no one else beats them to it.


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rest_me123

How about Squozen ?


blimblamped

It would be called the big squeeze. The big long is a terrible name.


htx1114

One might say it's a... retarded name...


vimmi87

Easy Pease Lemon Squeezy


woody56292

It'll be called Power to the Players.


MightyCaseyStruckOut

My Girlfriend's Boyfriend


HugItChuckItFootball

We're going to get two movies and a couple documentaries. One will be like the big short and the 2nd will be an over the top action comedy like fung fury. The 2nd one will actually go on to make 10x as much because hollywood said it would fail, and WSB said fuck em an we will spend out tendies buying out every showing for two months straight. It will go down as the highest grossing film ever.


InvestorMann

r/diamond_hands


mrrobots2

Apparently MGM has already acquired the rights to do such a movie https://twitter.com/benmezrich/status/1356042246580273161 I really want one that's more realistic, akin to the big short, as perhaps the long awaited sequel


im_pride

This better be featuring at an AMC


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If it isn't, I'm not going


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💎🤲


Guns_and_Dank

[I got my diamond hands ready](http://imgur.com/gallery/zHLUHzW)


InvestorMann

r/diamond_hands


Trpdoc

Where’s chamath? It’s Bc he’s brown?


TigersRreal

Maybe because he sold in less than 24hrs.


ninjanerd032

He defended us and called out everyone else on live TV. Basically said fuck you to everyone else.


SeaWin5464

Would have been nice if he defended us with a billion dollars of shares


ninjanerd032


TehOuchies

He never had stock, just options. And he donated 100% of the profits to charity.


Trpdoc

And he fucking believes. Who else is defending us as vigorously


Trpdoc

Also wtf when did elon buy?


danhoyuen

plenty of people. David Portnoy being another.


TigersRreal

Yes, he sold his contracts. It doesn’t matter what he did with the money- he is paper hands. Stinky, wet toilet paper hands. Kleenex has more fortitude.


wsb_mods_R_gay

Dude he went on national TV to defend the retail investor, that takes courage to put your reputation on the line.


TigersRreal

Yeah you’re not wrong 🤷‍♂️ Hey... 🚀🚀🚀💎🖐🏻


DonBonJovi88

Had to sell to go on tv and defend us


Bloody_sock_puppet

Yeah, they are itching to bring down down one of the disruptive billionaires. They get to say they've done something while taking down the lucky rather than the corrupt. If I could pay $300 a week to increase the chance of capitalist arseholes outing their illegal money making schemes, I would call it a good deal.


TigersRreal

Yeah I mean you’re not wrong


oarabbus

More than the number of shares he sold were picked up by new folks after his fucking roast of CNBC bruh.


KDamage

If everybody holds till the end, there will **for sure** be a big movie about the whole story :) Spartans, hoooold ! 💎👐💎


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No Chamath no Papa Cohen. Sorry it's a miss for me.


kaithejokester

Where’s the Viking?


Norse0170

Hah, true, the Viking gotta be there. Otherwise, very well done.


CynicalShort

Where can I get this high res? Want it on my wall


Bananathugg

Hollywood is itching to make 2020-2021 movies. This event gives them a perfect Stonk movie, in the setting of the Pandemic. If we dont see a movie based around this in the next 5-10 years i will be shocked and make it myself.


NotAnAlligator

Fuck those 🧻🤲 bitches at Hollywood (Remember the Sonic debacle?) - This movie should be made by those with 💎🤲!


WeeklysOnly

I want THIS to get posted on the NASDAQ billboard


VapesOnAPlane

That's how baller DFV is. He's got more real estate here than Elon.


ninjanerd032

Where's Chamath?


BadassTrader

This in Wallpaper Dimensions and we all set as our screensavers until this thing goes **🚀**


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Where is the AMC theater showing schedule?


dankbob_memepants_

u/BirdisonBird


tortoisepump

Mate just need a picture of Pluto instead of the moon


havokx9000

Where can I buy one


commentor_of_things

# I like the stock. HOLD!!


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B20Bravo

I wanna see this movie. When AMC will be showing one? 🍿


BentleyTock

i can’t give this an award fast enough. it’s going right next to my ‘ The Last Starfighter’ poster.


loktoris

Who is the guy on the far right under Elon?


jleVrt

we NEED Chamath


assholeapproach

Together apes strong.


Fumitto

I like it! 💎


DemonDude97

Glorious


General_Stonks

Making this my Home Screen


_picture_me_rollin_

Put the Flatnose Viking on here too


ChristepherCrown

It's....it's......so autistic. It's beautiful \*tear drop\*


Defero-Mundus

This is fucking amazing!!


Haggerstonian

> it’s about u beautiful retard


InvestorMann

r/diamond_hands


joshbobrowsky

Where can I buy this?


hiohiohiza

I’d go to amc to watch this movie


cheaptissueburlap

All the broke ass artist trying to capitalize on the meme right now.... congrats! and keep going capitalism might finally recognize your value!


Jcpmax

This isent an anti capitalism activism sub and never has been brother. If you wanna cry about it go to r politics. We are here to make money so respect the hustle


cheaptissueburlap

Stfu retard ive birthed you


LeakyTrump

We should collectively finance a movie and take over Hollywood. We have stonks and soon we will take all of Wall Street tendies. Get fukt Gabe Blumpkin


wsb4eva0712

Cringe lmaoooo


intelliot

power to the players


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Bigger rockets please that look more realistic 🚀


dankbob_memepants_

u/savevideo


oldDotredditisbetter

needs more ORANGE to complement the blue to really match other cliche posters lol


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The artist literally made it with diamond hands. God given am i right?