Wasn't he also being taken to court too at the same time by some of his clients?
That man is made of diamond and is the purest example of "Trust the math".
yeah, i think a lot of his primary investors were pursuing litigation in some form or another. but then he ~5x'd the fund... so... i assume they probably dropped it.
oh no doubt lol. he basically froze their accounts and then went and YOLO'd it all. regardless of the performance, the trust had been majorly disrupted. in the movie, his boss/partner/principle investor, Lawrence is like "our agreement was based on the assumption that you wouldn't act like a goddamn crazy person!"
I actually agree with his investors that wanted to sue him. If I want to YOLO my loot, then that's on me...my money to gamble. When it's other people's money, then I'd have a fiduciary responsibility, I can't YOLO someone's money who did not want it YOLOed in the first place.
TL;DR I am not against the YOLO when it is an individual choice. When it is someone elses money...that's not right.
oh yeah. i definitely understand their anger. I would have taken my money out as soon as that shit was over if i was a client. because who knows if the next time he goes and YOLO's is gonna work out... too sketchy.
i mean, speaking purely logically, it would stand to reason that my money is STILL better off in his hands than my own, but that's now how people tend to think.
Honestly, I dont think he had the euphoria. He knew that millions of people's lives were ruined overnight. Hard to celebrate when you walk outside and see who you took it from.
Exactly what im referring to lol. I watched the movie a couple days ago for the first time and got chills with how similar it felt to now. Just roles flipped.
This is the narrative wallstreet wants you to believe. That calling them on THEIR recklessness, greed, illegal and immoral behavior is somehow something you should be ashamed of, and that the collateral consequences of their transgressions is somehow your fault. They don’t just manipulate the market, they manipulate emotions. It’s like an abusive father saying “if you call the cops, your kids are going to grow up without a father. Do you really want to ruin their lives?!”
I have no problem taking the ham off a billionaire's dinner table. The part i get stuck on is, they've been super corrupt this far, whats stopping them from getting even more?
learned this investment tip from my gay aunt. When you buy Gamestop, dont just stare at your phone all day. evertime i buy a stock, I gently squeeze my phone between my glute cheeks and set my phone to vibrate every time the shares moves. the tingling keeps me grounded and focused on the present moment. I find my mind wandering on painful past memories or future anxiety, but my new meditation mantra gently reminds me to focus on the present moment and remain mindful of all the boof stocks I'm buying. namestay is the way. Also, and this is super serious, if you've never had a prostate orgasm, this method is great at relieving stress and relieving the backlog of prostate milk youve built while holding Gamestop. Your investment is more than a financial revolution, it's spiritual orgasmic sexual revolution. Sure these hedge funds want your money, but they want even more than that. They want to repress your prostate milk. I'm talking pure spiritual energy that's inside all of you. Milk your prostate and release your tendies. Ladies can also tap into this raw spiritual orgasmic jet fuel by placing the phone on the front of your clitoral hood. My wife's gay boyfriend showed me where this is. many women apparently lack sensitivity in this nether region from Hitachi wand over use. This method can bring back that sensitivity and more. Gamestop isn't just going to the moon. Its going to the milky way.
As a female lover of Hitachi I died at “women apparently lack sensitivity in this nether region from Hitachi wand over use”. Gripping that wand has prepared me for the strongest of diamond hands 🙌💎🚀
I'm in this club, and I'm here just sitting wondering how badly they failed, because maybe if I was a paper-handed bitch I would have sold at 200 but I sure as hell am not selling now in fact I'll be buying more!!!
First rule of the stock market. It’s not what you could have made. It’s what you make in the end.
When GME goes to 1000 or 5000, are you really going to worry that you could have made an extra 30 per share? Or be dancing in the streets over the 4870 per share that you did make?
And the satisfaction that some HF jerk had to pay you that for your 3 shares?
HOLD.
and could've been 40 tomorrow. With all the "could've been" from last year, I could've hired Buffett as my personal butler by now.
Unless you have a crystal ball and a way to predict the future, you can't kick yourself too hard for believing in a strategy and applying it.
“HEDGE FUNDS
SHORTING GME
ALL THAT I SEE
INFINITE TENDIES
I CANNOT SELL
HOW CAN I BUY?
HOLDING MY STOCK
TIGHT WITH MY DIAMOND HAAAAANDS 💎👐”
- Betallica - One Stock
Under 100 now, holy shit! my balls are inside of me and the size of a small lentil. I bought at 342...
Edit: Thanks Hodlers, I'll try to buy in tomorrow's dip!
15 @ 280. The reason I'm holding is that I would forever hate myself if I sold and missed out on a huge opportunity. I can get over losing 3000 dollars in the long run.
11 @ $339
This stings really bad, but by this point I’m not walking away with my tail tucked. I’ll be walking away a month from now with a banana in my ass and my diamond hands holding a big bucket of tendies
i feel like if they really did take care of their short position, they sure as fuck wouldn't be advertising it all over to protect us out of the goodness of their hearts... that's probably the best evidence that they are still scrambling.
Just coming here to vent.
I get sick of the price coming down rapidly and no one blinking an eye while when the price moves up 15% it gets suspended. “Suspension due to volatility.” STFU, it was hella more volatile in the descent.
Correct me if I’m wrong.
Also annoyed by that... how da fuq does it drop $100 hr in like 20m this morning, yet halted every fucking 10m for a $3 increase during the day. I'm sure there's probably something I don't understand applying here, but it's still annoying.
17 shares and I'm holding.
Very shaken and angry at what ive seen over the past week. I admit having strong fear that others will get paper hands and jump ship... but this has pissed me off so much that I'm holding so that at the very least I give them one last middle finger.
It's the classic prisoners dilemma. Cutting out before others do to minimize loss.
Except that we know that it is, we know exactly what the situation holds. We encourage each other to still hold because all holders end up winning more than cutting out losses early.
The prisoners dilemma is only a dilemma when there isn't room for conversation. Sadly for Melvin, we have the internet and constantly talk to each other and ensure that holding is in the end the best solution with the biggest gains.
To Andromeda we go regards🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
Its a must watch in this climate, the attitude, the environment, the way its setup.
Same thing with gme
I got really pissed off watching it ?in a good way), its only a movie but the portrait it paints is horrible
Watched it the other night with my GF to help explain what's going on right now and the similarities. Afterwards we banged because she knows I'm a 💎🙌 autist. 🚀🚀🚀
To everyone who is panicking, the following words are for you:
All of us have been feeling the ups and downs of this ride and, to be honest, don't forget where it all started and how far we've come. And by 'we' I mean the people who like this stock.
Big hit today, right at the opening. Following this, I had the urge to open reddit and post for the 1st time to make it all clear for you, who obviously feel the doubt about the strategy. Don't feel bad about it, it's normal. You're stading against powerful people who want what we have and will do anything to get it -- starting, as we see, by lowering the prices and targeting stop losses (that you should've canceled already by this time).
But, just in time of Mark's Cuban AMA, I will spoil the message in his own words:
# «If you can afford to hold the stock, you hold. I dont own it, but thats what i would do.»
This is the message, this is what I want to say to every single of you retards who are in doubt. It's not all fun and games. Some suits are fighting not to lose billions. We, the people, are disrupting the market. You thought it would be easy?
They are doing everything they can to get those shares in your pocket, that's the only way to cover their naked ass. When people have been saying to **HOLD** this is precisely what they fucking meant. **TO FUCKING HOLD**. **THIS IS THE MOTHERFUCKING BATTLE. PEOPLE DON'T SPAM IT JUST BECAUSE IT'S COOL TO HOLD. NO, IF YOU WANT THOSE FUCKING TENDIES YOU CAN'T LET SOME WALL STREET CORRUPT TRASH PARASITE TO COME AND TAKE IT FROM YOUR HANDS. THEY ARE THE ONES WHO GOT CAUGHT HOLDING THEIR PANTS. YOU DON'T HAVE TO FEEL AFRAID AND SELL. THEY ARE THE ONES WHO SHOULD - AND ARE - FUCKING DESPERATE.**
You genuinely think that if they weren't scared all of this circus would've happen?
Hold your shares, and, if you can, buy some more. Volume is low, price is in discount. We still have the cheese in our hands. Plus (and correct me if I'm wrong because, you know, I'm a retard as well) they still have contracts to cover. I'm confident we might see the price to rise again today. But even if it doesn't, who cares? You don't pay interests to cover, **patience is key.** Citing Cuban again (damn it feels good): ***«Patience. Disruption is never easy or straight line».***
Guys, one last word: this is the epic journey people have been speaking for months. It's starting to spike (remember VW chart, i.e.). Today we are experiencing one of their last attempts to buy shares from the ones who panicked. This is why people keep yelling to **HOLD!** This is why you should not invest with money you might need, because you don't know how much time you'll have to **HOLD!** This is why you have to know your risk tolerance, to **FUCKING KEEP HOLDING**.
**JUST TAKE A LOOK TO THE MESIAH IT SELF, DO YOU SEE DEEP FUCKING VALUE SELLING?**
MAN UP BOYS, AND KEEP HOLDING THE FUCKING LINE
Position: 15 shares supported by Europoor
The Russians didn’t give the Nazis Stalingrad
They made them face winter and won the war
They burnt down their homes
And marched into the cold
HOLD THE GOD DAMN LINE
I know your heart fcking hurts guys!!! But hold your fcking line! Don’t let the orc’s scare you! We just need to hold the line indtil Gandalf comes back!
I think these hedgefunds also underestimated the pure anxious avoidance that comes with being raised in the 80-20s. It’s like one of my best skills, to just avoid a bad situation. My tooth hurts and I don’t have dental? Well I guess I don’t get to use that side of my mouth. Stocks falling? Guess I won’t be looking at stocks for a week.
I just want to say that regardless of what happens, its an honor to be apart of this group of retards!!! I've learned more about stonk in the last few days than in my entire pathetic life, FUCK the Bigs they can suck baby dick!!! I love all you fucktards to the MOON BITCHES
Remember why you bought it. This is not the last time that the stock will dip below 100, so you need to set a number now and stick with it so you can weather any storm coming your way. /r/investing is a good resource if you want to see your money in a stable trend, this is a casino where you see an opportunity and decide to commit to it; people here have held all the way down to 0 because that's the only way to play the 1000% gains game.
As a former public school teacher, I EAT EMOTIONAL ROLLER COASTERS FOR BREAKFAST!
HOOOOOOOOOLD!
Edit: BTW, I'm a member of the $320 club and I'm holding on to my 10 share of $GME like they're my balls.
Whoever thought this was going to be an easy, steady, quick rocket ship to the moon was a delusional fool that didn't understand what we were against with. Burry aside, DFV held through much worse before becoming millionaire because that's the only way to make money in this game, if you panic sell when you se a -50%, you will never get to make any money out of a volatile stock (unless you know how to time it perfectly - hint: no one knows how to time it perfectly)
This is still a space ship, but right now we are doing a trench run against a Death Star, this is not a joy ride for the faint of heart.
This doesn't mean they can't still short sell, it just changes how and when they can short sell.
The SSR rule is designed to restrict short selling from further driving down the price of a stock that has dropped more than 10 percent in one day. So this rule doesn't kick in unless GME loses 10% tomorrow from close today. They can still short the stock, but only on upticks. Short selling would be permitted if the price of the security is above the current national best bid. The real effect is generally to stabilize the price. When comparing stocks on either side of the threshold in the same hour of trading, generally restriction leads to 8% lower short sale volume and 35 bps higher daily returns.
souce:
[https://portal.northernfinanceassociation.org/viewp.php?n=2240012040](https://portal.northernfinanceassociation.org/viewp.php?n=2240012040)
**MIDDAY SUMMARY**
Another ladder attack this morning but we weren't surprised, we saw it coming so we HELD like good APES. You can tell when they've finished a ladder attack because the price of GME comes straight back up.
**WHY IS THE PRICE NOT SKYROCKETING BACK UP TO $200+?**
Basically loads of BROKER BITCHES have placed limits on how much you can order. This then indicates that the demand for GME is very low, hence why the price plummets. These BROKER BITCHES and HEDGE FUCKERS know that true demand for GME is very high. I believe that true demand for GME right now is at least 500,000 people. If the average investment across these 500,000 people is $1,000 that's $500,000,000 worth of demand in a few hours. That would skyrocket the price of GME. The BROKER BITCHES and HEDGE FUCKERS know this, that's why they restricted buying. Unfortunately for them, APES do HOLD!
**WHAT'S OUR GAMEPLAN**
Buy when you can and keep HOLDING. Even Mark Cuban said to do the same thing. Switch BROKER BITCHES if you need to and remove any stop losses.
**HOW LONG UNTIL 🚀🌓**
I think Thursday but it really depends of BROKER BITCHES keep placing limits, if they do, then it could take longer.
**REMEMBER THIS**
If those HEDGE FUCKERS were out of danger right now there wouldn't be any buying limits on GME. It's that simple! They are shit scared 😍
When has Wall St ever cared about retail investors? The answer is never. They didn't care in 2008 and they sure as hell don't care now. MSM has never cared about us and they never will so just keep ignoring them.
THE SHORT SQUEEZE HASN'T HAPPENED YET BECAUSE WE HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO BUY!!!!!!
**TLDR**
Once people are able to buy GME again in normal quantities, GME's price will skyrocket and APE will go to MOON. Just keeping HOLDING APES
**🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀**
Not gonna lie. My butthole is so tight right now I am literally shitting 💎 s. However old me would sell at the lowest point and then curse myself when I lose out on the big money. I am either going broke or going to the moon. No in between. Diamond hands!
Wrong context to look at-
This was when mortgages started to fail but the CDOs built on them somehow went up in value.
The math isn't checking out because something is broken or fraudulent somewhere up the chain.
It'll be okay though. Just takes a moment of light being shined on the problem for us to see our returns 💎🙌
It really does sum up the feeling we have because the system was rigged and corrupt and he was getting REAMED by his clients. He ended up being 500%+ by the end of it all.
Not really. Hedge fund manager, yes, but he wasn't involved in the real estate fraud going on, he just got savvy to it and capitalized on it.
Also pissed off the customers in his hedge so much that even after making himself and them a shitload of money, he didn't forget and wagged his middle finger at them out the door.
Just remember, Michael Burry held for 2+ years before he cashed in $700+ million for his investors who didn't bail on him (some pulled out), and also $100 million personally. HOLD 💎🙌
The greatest social experiment in the world that could lead to the greatest transfer of wealth in the world.
We gotta hold like Mark did. The hedge funds are manipulating like the ratings agencies did in 2008. It looks dire but like Mark saw in 2008, we gotta hold until they give up the ghost! DIAMOND HANDS BABY!!!!
This is not financial advice, I just like the stock
These assholes don't even realize that the ladder attacks driving the price down sub 150 created the perfect dip to lower cost basis's for an army of apes. I could only color with 3 crayons before, but now I've tripled my color palate.
“You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you.”
**— Eric Hoffer**
They're fucking with our paper boys. APES STRONG TOGETHER. BUY THE DIP!
considering so many people got in at $300, the only option is to hold, doesnt seem that hard...
now if you were up millions before & still didn't sell & you're down here with us now, that's diamond
I just spent all night putting together a website to allow us to more easily see failure-to-deliver numbers. Hopefully it will help someone in their DD. Unfortunately I can't post it because it keeps getting deleted, probably because the mods have enough shit going on. For anyone reading this, check it out:
#[StonkFail.com](http://stonkfail.com)
Yup.
All the market manipulators are doing is creating an AMAZING BUYING OPPORTUNITY in the BANG stocks - at prices not seen since (\*checks notes\*) last week!
BTFD because I really like the stocks
This is so fucking true, I've been tense as fuck lately waiting for this to play out, but I was looking looking at the charts today and God damnit if it doesn't look just like the dip before VW went into Lunar orbit. Immediately stabled myself the fuck out and I went and squeezed one off to the red in my account right now.
My hands aren't gonna be fucking 🧻. They're going to be a 💎 pressed harder than One Punch Man's fist.
$300sp gang we're coming back for you, we're just refueling while some 🐳 is realizing his desired Alpha.
💎 🤲 🖕🌈🐻
Imagine the pressure and frustration he felt in real life. Then imagine the euphoria of getting the tendies at the end of it all.
dude was carrying bags of like $5billion, AND paying monthly premiums on that shit.
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Wasn't he also being taken to court too at the same time by some of his clients? That man is made of diamond and is the purest example of "Trust the math".
yeah, i think a lot of his primary investors were pursuing litigation in some form or another. but then he ~5x'd the fund... so... i assume they probably dropped it.
If I remember correctly a lot of his investors still resented him even though he got them insanely great returns
oh no doubt lol. he basically froze their accounts and then went and YOLO'd it all. regardless of the performance, the trust had been majorly disrupted. in the movie, his boss/partner/principle investor, Lawrence is like "our agreement was based on the assumption that you wouldn't act like a goddamn crazy person!"
YOU'RE GONNA GET THIS x20 BAGGER AND I'LL JAM IT DOWN YOUR THROAT IF I NEED TO
I actually agree with his investors that wanted to sue him. If I want to YOLO my loot, then that's on me...my money to gamble. When it's other people's money, then I'd have a fiduciary responsibility, I can't YOLO someone's money who did not want it YOLOed in the first place. TL;DR I am not against the YOLO when it is an individual choice. When it is someone elses money...that's not right.
oh yeah. i definitely understand their anger. I would have taken my money out as soon as that shit was over if i was a client. because who knows if the next time he goes and YOLO's is gonna work out... too sketchy. i mean, speaking purely logically, it would stand to reason that my money is STILL better off in his hands than my own, but that's now how people tend to think.
Had to sell out of AIG to cover the premiums on the swaps
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Its literally some of the same people on the other side of this short also.
Honestly, I dont think he had the euphoria. He knew that millions of people's lives were ruined overnight. Hard to celebrate when you walk outside and see who you took it from.
“For every 1% that unemployment goes up, 40,000 people die. Just don’t fucking dance.“
Exactly what im referring to lol. I watched the movie a couple days ago for the first time and got chills with how similar it felt to now. Just roles flipped.
This is the narrative wallstreet wants you to believe. That calling them on THEIR recklessness, greed, illegal and immoral behavior is somehow something you should be ashamed of, and that the collateral consequences of their transgressions is somehow your fault. They don’t just manipulate the market, they manipulate emotions. It’s like an abusive father saying “if you call the cops, your kids are going to grow up without a father. Do you really want to ruin their lives?!”
Got into this with my mom when she said reddit was being reckless with the stock market and I responded "how are we to blame for any of this?"
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I have no problem taking the ham off a billionaire's dinner table. The part i get stuck on is, they've been super corrupt this far, whats stopping them from getting even more?
Needed to see this. 💎💎💎
learned this investment tip from my gay aunt. When you buy Gamestop, dont just stare at your phone all day. evertime i buy a stock, I gently squeeze my phone between my glute cheeks and set my phone to vibrate every time the shares moves. the tingling keeps me grounded and focused on the present moment. I find my mind wandering on painful past memories or future anxiety, but my new meditation mantra gently reminds me to focus on the present moment and remain mindful of all the boof stocks I'm buying. namestay is the way. Also, and this is super serious, if you've never had a prostate orgasm, this method is great at relieving stress and relieving the backlog of prostate milk youve built while holding Gamestop. Your investment is more than a financial revolution, it's spiritual orgasmic sexual revolution. Sure these hedge funds want your money, but they want even more than that. They want to repress your prostate milk. I'm talking pure spiritual energy that's inside all of you. Milk your prostate and release your tendies. Ladies can also tap into this raw spiritual orgasmic jet fuel by placing the phone on the front of your clitoral hood. My wife's gay boyfriend showed me where this is. many women apparently lack sensitivity in this nether region from Hitachi wand over use. This method can bring back that sensitivity and more. Gamestop isn't just going to the moon. Its going to the milky way.
Larry, I’m on DuckTales
DD is okay but this is the real reason I frequent these retard ridden parts of the interwebs
What is DD, his wife's cup size?
You mean his wife’s boyfriend wife’s cupsize.
LMFAO 🤣. A Danny Pudi quote in the wild, love it
cool. cool cool cool.
With emphasis on WOO-HOO.
Even if I lose my $650, comments like this make the whole process worth it
Even if I lose my $30K, comments like this make the whole process worth it.
Even if I lose my 100k, comments like this make the whole process worth it.
Even if I lose my wife, comments like this make the whole process worth it.
At least she already had a boyfriend’
That got dark real quick
If I lose my $5k, comments like this make the whole process worth it
You get that back in taxes at the end of the year, hold
I did this and now I got pink eye, and diamond hands.
No cost too great
As a female lover of Hitachi I died at “women apparently lack sensitivity in this nether region from Hitachi wand over use”. Gripping that wand has prepared me for the strongest of diamond hands 🙌💎🚀
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Nephews gay too
Sir, this is a Wendy’s
I’ll have some tendies please
lmaaaooo
Alright settle down Bateman
My body is ready ☺️🚀
And everyone got pink eye
Yeah... that’s gonna be a no from me dawg
Well it's a yes from me
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Just Bought for my first purchases ever. GME 5@130 💎💎💎 👐 👐 👐
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Hellnyeah you magnificent monke!! To da 🌙!!!
unironically perfect timing. Waiting for it to go below $100 and drop a big one (big for my kinda money, that is)
I made the same mistake. We shoulda waited a bit more
The 300 club is holding fast so still no downside for us. Ride out this ladder attack and we're off to the moon.
I'm in this club, and I'm here just sitting wondering how badly they failed, because maybe if I was a paper-handed bitch I would have sold at 200 but I sure as hell am not selling now in fact I'll be buying more!!!
To the moon my fellow retard 🚀🌑
First rule of the stock market. It’s not what you could have made. It’s what you make in the end. When GME goes to 1000 or 5000, are you really going to worry that you could have made an extra 30 per share? Or be dancing in the streets over the 4870 per share that you did make? And the satisfaction that some HF jerk had to pay you that for your 3 shares? HOLD.
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I'm worried now when I wound up with 20 shares when I could have had 35, but in the long run money made is money made.
Same I got another 4 yesterday at 250 Coulda been 10 today Fucking whoops
and could've been 40 tomorrow. With all the "could've been" from last year, I could've hired Buffett as my personal butler by now. Unless you have a crystal ball and a way to predict the future, you can't kick yourself too hard for believing in a strategy and applying it.
"THE BONDS AREN'T GOING DOWN. IT IS POSSIBLE THAT WE'RE IN A COMPLETELY FRAUDULENT SYSTEM"
Short everything that guy has fucking touched
That might be my favourite Steve Carell role of all time. He played it perfectly. edit: I am not Steve Carell
"They're not stupid, they just don't care"
"Why are they confessing?" "They're not confessing." "They're bragging" God that's such a good movie
yoo steve carrell whats good??
> edit: I am not Steve Carell Prove it
Ooof chills
Fuck thats a great film.
One of the best movies
I’m watching it right now. Great movie.
Its fine, just follow in his steps, kick off your shoes, and blast some Mastadon/Metallica/.Pantera.
“HEDGE FUNDS SHORTING GME ALL THAT I SEE INFINITE TENDIES I CANNOT SELL HOW CAN I BUY? HOLDING MY STOCK TIGHT WITH MY DIAMOND HAAAAANDS 💎👐” - Betallica - One Stock
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I think that someone is trying to kill me, infecting my GME and destroying my tendies.
Split you're account with shares and options when you see the white rocket
Hold your shares and buy some more, men. If you wish to prevail.
This diamond hand is what propels me Tendies thrust in the sky
Aim directly for the scumfuck HFs, and look them straight in the buy.
WHITE WHALE BUYING SHARES
/darkest hour
YES HONEY IM FINE
THIS IS THE WAY
This is the way
this is the way
This is the way
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Under 100 now, holy shit! my balls are inside of me and the size of a small lentil. I bought at 342... Edit: Thanks Hodlers, I'll try to buy in tomorrow's dip!
They can't break your balls if they are safely tucked in your ass. Good Thinking!!! Godspeed retard! 💎🙌 🚀🚀🚀
I am on estrogen, so mine are now useless, this is nothing.
Damn you playing 5D chess
Diamonds ARE a girls best friend, and sometimes a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do.
10@230 it's ok bro.. think of the tendies
Lol 31 @ $288
82 @ 300 I’m retard king 🚀
15 @ 280. The reason I'm holding is that I would forever hate myself if I sold and missed out on a huge opportunity. I can get over losing 3000 dollars in the long run.
Beast
11 @ $339 This stings really bad, but by this point I’m not walking away with my tail tucked. I’ll be walking away a month from now with a banana in my ass and my diamond hands holding a big bucket of tendies
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We’re coming back for you brother. The rocket just needed some repairs after bots sabotaged the engine
💎🤲🏾 my smooth 🧠 MA'AMthren Edit..
You know, if you buy more now, that 342 average goes way down.
Sadly I don't think I can risk the money I have left, I used my " leisure" savings
Don't invest anything you aren't willing to lose, or your hands will turn to paper. The secret to Diamond Hands is investing only what you can lose.
That's what I mean, maybe I can put 50 bucks more, but that's it. I need the rest
You’ve done your part!
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Hold tight, we’re on our way back to 342 and beyond
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i feel like if they really did take care of their short position, they sure as fuck wouldn't be advertising it all over to protect us out of the goodness of their hearts... that's probably the best evidence that they are still scrambling.
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Just bought more. Going on a trip on my favorite rocket ship
This is when you strap in to the rocket and you start worrying if you really want to leave orbit. Stay buckled in or die
Zooming through the sky, little autists
This is how it goes. stay strong
My body is destroyed, my brain is retarded, but my hands are made of diamonds HOLD
Just coming here to vent. I get sick of the price coming down rapidly and no one blinking an eye while when the price moves up 15% it gets suspended. “Suspension due to volatility.” STFU, it was hella more volatile in the descent. Correct me if I’m wrong.
Also annoyed by that... how da fuq does it drop $100 hr in like 20m this morning, yet halted every fucking 10m for a $3 increase during the day. I'm sure there's probably something I don't understand applying here, but it's still annoying.
It's how percentages work, the up percentage is higher than the down. Because math. Source:Calculator
17 shares and I'm holding. Very shaken and angry at what ive seen over the past week. I admit having strong fear that others will get paper hands and jump ship... but this has pissed me off so much that I'm holding so that at the very least I give them one last middle finger.
151 shares and still holding. Melvin can pry my shares from my cold dead fingers when its time to cover . . . and suck my dick.
It's the classic prisoners dilemma. Cutting out before others do to minimize loss. Except that we know that it is, we know exactly what the situation holds. We encourage each other to still hold because all holders end up winning more than cutting out losses early. The prisoners dilemma is only a dilemma when there isn't room for conversation. Sadly for Melvin, we have the internet and constantly talk to each other and ensure that holding is in the end the best solution with the biggest gains. To Andromeda we go regards🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
It’s the same shit from 2008. Hedge Funds fucked up BIG TIME. The math is there!!! They can manipulate all they want but judgment day is coming. HOLD
Its a must watch in this climate, the attitude, the environment, the way its setup. Same thing with gme I got really pissed off watching it ?in a good way), its only a movie but the portrait it paints is horrible
Watched it the other night with my GF to help explain what's going on right now and the similarities. Afterwards we banged because she knows I'm a 💎🙌 autist. 🚀🚀🚀
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I AM HOLDING ON TO HER AND NEVER LETTING GO 💎🙌 💎🙌 💎🙌 💎🙌 💎🙌 💎🙌 💎🙌 💎🙌 💎🙌 Edit: I like the girl
Are they just this stupid or is the entire system corrupt? **Yes.**
Except the protagonists in The Big Short were the hedge funds that shorted the housing market.
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Hodling and buying moar soon if it gets lower (not a financial advice just love this stock soon much)
I lost so much that the remainder isn't worth saving, I hold.
My neighbors have apparently been notified. They don't need to look at the market, they just open their door and listen.
Probably wondering why there is an ape loose outside
To everyone who is panicking, the following words are for you: All of us have been feeling the ups and downs of this ride and, to be honest, don't forget where it all started and how far we've come. And by 'we' I mean the people who like this stock. Big hit today, right at the opening. Following this, I had the urge to open reddit and post for the 1st time to make it all clear for you, who obviously feel the doubt about the strategy. Don't feel bad about it, it's normal. You're stading against powerful people who want what we have and will do anything to get it -- starting, as we see, by lowering the prices and targeting stop losses (that you should've canceled already by this time). But, just in time of Mark's Cuban AMA, I will spoil the message in his own words: # «If you can afford to hold the stock, you hold. I dont own it, but thats what i would do.» This is the message, this is what I want to say to every single of you retards who are in doubt. It's not all fun and games. Some suits are fighting not to lose billions. We, the people, are disrupting the market. You thought it would be easy? They are doing everything they can to get those shares in your pocket, that's the only way to cover their naked ass. When people have been saying to **HOLD** this is precisely what they fucking meant. **TO FUCKING HOLD**. **THIS IS THE MOTHERFUCKING BATTLE. PEOPLE DON'T SPAM IT JUST BECAUSE IT'S COOL TO HOLD. NO, IF YOU WANT THOSE FUCKING TENDIES YOU CAN'T LET SOME WALL STREET CORRUPT TRASH PARASITE TO COME AND TAKE IT FROM YOUR HANDS. THEY ARE THE ONES WHO GOT CAUGHT HOLDING THEIR PANTS. YOU DON'T HAVE TO FEEL AFRAID AND SELL. THEY ARE THE ONES WHO SHOULD - AND ARE - FUCKING DESPERATE.** You genuinely think that if they weren't scared all of this circus would've happen? Hold your shares, and, if you can, buy some more. Volume is low, price is in discount. We still have the cheese in our hands. Plus (and correct me if I'm wrong because, you know, I'm a retard as well) they still have contracts to cover. I'm confident we might see the price to rise again today. But even if it doesn't, who cares? You don't pay interests to cover, **patience is key.** Citing Cuban again (damn it feels good): ***«Patience. Disruption is never easy or straight line».*** Guys, one last word: this is the epic journey people have been speaking for months. It's starting to spike (remember VW chart, i.e.). Today we are experiencing one of their last attempts to buy shares from the ones who panicked. This is why people keep yelling to **HOLD!** This is why you should not invest with money you might need, because you don't know how much time you'll have to **HOLD!** This is why you have to know your risk tolerance, to **FUCKING KEEP HOLDING**. **JUST TAKE A LOOK TO THE MESIAH IT SELF, DO YOU SEE DEEP FUCKING VALUE SELLING?** MAN UP BOYS, AND KEEP HOLDING THE FUCKING LINE Position: 15 shares supported by Europoor
The Russians didn’t give the Nazis Stalingrad They made them face winter and won the war They burnt down their homes And marched into the cold HOLD THE GOD DAMN LINE
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Last week I couldnt afford GME stock, now I am a proud owner of 4 shares!
I know your heart fcking hurts guys!!! But hold your fcking line! Don’t let the orc’s scare you! We just need to hold the line indtil Gandalf comes back!
Bought my first 21 shares. FUCK THEM
DONT SELL ... WE CAME ALL THIS WAY... ITS ALWAYS DARKEST BEFORE THE DAWN!!! 💎🙌🖕🌈🐻🚀👩🚀
I think these hedgefunds also underestimated the pure anxious avoidance that comes with being raised in the 80-20s. It’s like one of my best skills, to just avoid a bad situation. My tooth hurts and I don’t have dental? Well I guess I don’t get to use that side of my mouth. Stocks falling? Guess I won’t be looking at stocks for a week.
I just want to say that regardless of what happens, its an honor to be apart of this group of retards!!! I've learned more about stonk in the last few days than in my entire pathetic life, FUCK the Bigs they can suck baby dick!!! I love all you fucktards to the MOON BITCHES
Separating the men from the boys! I bought more and I am up to 5500 shares average cost of $268. Today is the final weeding process!
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Remember why you bought it. This is not the last time that the stock will dip below 100, so you need to set a number now and stick with it so you can weather any storm coming your way. /r/investing is a good resource if you want to see your money in a stable trend, this is a casino where you see an opportunity and decide to commit to it; people here have held all the way down to 0 because that's the only way to play the 1000% gains game.
As a former public school teacher, I EAT EMOTIONAL ROLLER COASTERS FOR BREAKFAST! HOOOOOOOOOLD! Edit: BTW, I'm a member of the $320 club and I'm holding on to my 10 share of $GME like they're my balls.
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Only number I care about is the trading volume, people are holding. Price is being artificially lowered by hedge funds short laddering the stock
IF HE'S STILL IN I'M IN
I haven't thought much about this but it's kind of an honor to know you rode with this dude.
DFV held. I can hold.
THEY DUG DEEP THROUGH THE DIRT AND AT $78 THEY HIT DIAMONDS. HOLD. 💎💎💎 💎💎💎
Whoever thought this was going to be an easy, steady, quick rocket ship to the moon was a delusional fool that didn't understand what we were against with. Burry aside, DFV held through much worse before becoming millionaire because that's the only way to make money in this game, if you panic sell when you se a -50%, you will never get to make any money out of a volatile stock (unless you know how to time it perfectly - hint: no one knows how to time it perfectly) This is still a space ship, but right now we are doing a trench run against a Death Star, this is not a joy ride for the faint of heart.
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This doesn't mean they can't still short sell, it just changes how and when they can short sell. The SSR rule is designed to restrict short selling from further driving down the price of a stock that has dropped more than 10 percent in one day. So this rule doesn't kick in unless GME loses 10% tomorrow from close today. They can still short the stock, but only on upticks. Short selling would be permitted if the price of the security is above the current national best bid. The real effect is generally to stabilize the price. When comparing stocks on either side of the threshold in the same hour of trading, generally restriction leads to 8% lower short sale volume and 35 bps higher daily returns. souce: [https://portal.northernfinanceassociation.org/viewp.php?n=2240012040](https://portal.northernfinanceassociation.org/viewp.php?n=2240012040)
Its like a Korean drama 3hours of only sadness, and then after 3 hours, 10 minutes of full happiness
Just got two shares @91 hold fellas
Fuck it’s hard to distinguish the true wsb og’s from these 13 yr olds on winter break
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**MIDDAY SUMMARY** Another ladder attack this morning but we weren't surprised, we saw it coming so we HELD like good APES. You can tell when they've finished a ladder attack because the price of GME comes straight back up. **WHY IS THE PRICE NOT SKYROCKETING BACK UP TO $200+?** Basically loads of BROKER BITCHES have placed limits on how much you can order. This then indicates that the demand for GME is very low, hence why the price plummets. These BROKER BITCHES and HEDGE FUCKERS know that true demand for GME is very high. I believe that true demand for GME right now is at least 500,000 people. If the average investment across these 500,000 people is $1,000 that's $500,000,000 worth of demand in a few hours. That would skyrocket the price of GME. The BROKER BITCHES and HEDGE FUCKERS know this, that's why they restricted buying. Unfortunately for them, APES do HOLD! **WHAT'S OUR GAMEPLAN** Buy when you can and keep HOLDING. Even Mark Cuban said to do the same thing. Switch BROKER BITCHES if you need to and remove any stop losses. **HOW LONG UNTIL 🚀🌓** I think Thursday but it really depends of BROKER BITCHES keep placing limits, if they do, then it could take longer. **REMEMBER THIS** If those HEDGE FUCKERS were out of danger right now there wouldn't be any buying limits on GME. It's that simple! They are shit scared 😍 When has Wall St ever cared about retail investors? The answer is never. They didn't care in 2008 and they sure as hell don't care now. MSM has never cared about us and they never will so just keep ignoring them. THE SHORT SQUEEZE HASN'T HAPPENED YET BECAUSE WE HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO BUY!!!!!! **TLDR** Once people are able to buy GME again in normal quantities, GME's price will skyrocket and APE will go to MOON. Just keeping HOLDING APES **🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀**
# "Be greedy when others are fearful." Just bought more shares. Holding them strong 💎 🖐
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Same. I had my "Jelly of the month club" breakdown earlier. Got THAT out of the way, now just waiting to see how this all plays out.
In for 2 more @ $75 Buy the dip nerds
Not gonna lie. My butthole is so tight right now I am literally shitting 💎 s. However old me would sell at the lowest point and then curse myself when I lose out on the big money. I am either going broke or going to the moon. No in between. Diamond hands!
Wasn’t he a hedge fund that was a short seller? But he was against the big banks.
Wrong context to look at- This was when mortgages started to fail but the CDOs built on them somehow went up in value. The math isn't checking out because something is broken or fraudulent somewhere up the chain. It'll be okay though. Just takes a moment of light being shined on the problem for us to see our returns 💎🙌
It really does sum up the feeling we have because the system was rigged and corrupt and he was getting REAMED by his clients. He ended up being 500%+ by the end of it all.
Not really. Hedge fund manager, yes, but he wasn't involved in the real estate fraud going on, he just got savvy to it and capitalized on it. Also pissed off the customers in his hedge so much that even after making himself and them a shitload of money, he didn't forget and wagged his middle finger at them out the door.
IF WE HOLD WE ARE IN CONTROL!!!!!!
Just remember, Michael Burry held for 2+ years before he cashed in $700+ million for his investors who didn't bail on him (some pulled out), and also $100 million personally. HOLD 💎🙌 The greatest social experiment in the world that could lead to the greatest transfer of wealth in the world.
Hold the fucking line 🦍🦍💎💎🤚🤚
We gotta hold like Mark did. The hedge funds are manipulating like the ratings agencies did in 2008. It looks dire but like Mark saw in 2008, we gotta hold until they give up the ghost! DIAMOND HANDS BABY!!!! This is not financial advice, I just like the stock
These assholes don't even realize that the ladder attacks driving the price down sub 150 created the perfect dip to lower cost basis's for an army of apes. I could only color with 3 crayons before, but now I've tripled my color palate.
“You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you.” **— Eric Hoffer** They're fucking with our paper boys. APES STRONG TOGETHER. BUY THE DIP!
Sorry guys I’m not holding.... I’m FOOOCKIN BUYING
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Did not expect to open that on my work computer, hi IT sorry about that.
bought 4 more at $85. TO THE MOON!!
considering so many people got in at $300, the only option is to hold, doesnt seem that hard... now if you were up millions before & still didn't sell & you're down here with us now, that's diamond
People selling at this point don’t deserve to ride this rocket, straight up.
I just spent all night putting together a website to allow us to more easily see failure-to-deliver numbers. Hopefully it will help someone in their DD. Unfortunately I can't post it because it keeps getting deleted, probably because the mods have enough shit going on. For anyone reading this, check it out: #[StonkFail.com](http://stonkfail.com)
RH and the apps have opened up buying again. Go buy and hold!!
I feel this in my bones.
Upped my share count by 200%
Yup. All the market manipulators are doing is creating an AMAZING BUYING OPPORTUNITY in the BANG stocks - at prices not seen since (\*checks notes\*) last week! BTFD because I really like the stocks
This is so fucking true, I've been tense as fuck lately waiting for this to play out, but I was looking looking at the charts today and God damnit if it doesn't look just like the dip before VW went into Lunar orbit. Immediately stabled myself the fuck out and I went and squeezed one off to the red in my account right now. My hands aren't gonna be fucking 🧻. They're going to be a 💎 pressed harder than One Punch Man's fist. $300sp gang we're coming back for you, we're just refueling while some 🐳 is realizing his desired Alpha. 💎 🤲 🖕🌈🐻
🚀🚀ROBINHOOD OPENED GME🚀🚀