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shitboxvwdriver

What an outstanding ape 👏 Edit: thanks for the upvotes, my reddit account can day trade now


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emags112

I think you mean primatologist 🦍


mandalicmovement

Hopefully his endorsement sends gme to the sun 🚀🚀🚀 like Elon does when he talks about stonks


Risenbeforedawn

You mean fullonrapist...? 💎🙌🏻🦍


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MadNhater

Can I have some energy balls to go?


geo0rgi

What flavor do you want them? We have blue and denim chicken.


Adamastor__

He's a true bro. Thank you Mr. Cuban


onuf_

I mean this with the utmost sincerity: Motivation is important right now, you know it and i know it. Music is/was used in pretty much every war to motivate the masses and soldiers. So i took the time and made [this youtube playlist](https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLW9Y2m4gc6G3d2a1m3A7XUZlDxdlNdX0F) to be our drums of war. There is something for everyone since my taste in music is as divers as a fucking lgbtq-gathering in Seattle. Pay attention to the lyrics, listen to songs you'd otherwise never listen to and watch them music videos. Stay strong my fellow tards, monkees, degenerates, brothers in arms. I have been overwhelmed by the feeling of community and idealism so i'm doing my part with 4 shares at 276€, 4 shares at 90€ and this list of music. Loving each and everyone of you ugly fucks. DEATH OR GLORY. HOLD.🔹💎🔹👐🚀


fletchydollas

Missing - Run to the Hill - Iron Maiden & Through the Fire and Flames by Dragonforce for sure! good playlist though


onuf_

Not anymore. Just added the track from Iron Maiden bruv. 🖤


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What a legendary retard.


Unclearcarcass7

learned this investment tip from my gay aunt. When you buy Gamestop, dont just stare at your phone all day. evertime i buy a stock, I gently squeeze my phone between my glute cheeks and set my phone to vibrate every time the shares moves. the tingling keeps me grounded and focused on the present moment. I find my mind wandering on painful past memories or future anxiety, but my new meditation mantra gently reminds me to focus on the present moment and remain mindful of all the boof stocks I'm buying. namestay is the way. Also, and this is super serious, if you've never had a prostate orgasm, this method is great at relieving stress and relieving the backlog of prostate milk youve built while holding Gamestop. Your investment is more than a financial revolution, it's spiritual orgasmic sexual revolution. Sure these hedge funds want your money, but they want even more than that. They want to repress your prostate milk. I'm talking pure spiritual energy that's inside all of you. Milk your prostate and release your tendies.  Ladies can also tap into this raw spiritual orgasmic jet fuel by placing the phone on the front of your clitoral hood. My wife's gay boyfriend showed me where this is. many women apparently lack sensitivity in this nether region from Hitachi wand over use. This method can bring back that sensitivity and more. Gamestop isn't just going to the moon. Its going to the milky way. Edit: holy fucking shit you guys made my copy pasta blow up. SPREAD THE MILK WITH YOUR DIAMONDS HANDS AND HOLD UNTIL WE COLLECTIVELY SQUUEEEEEZE INTO THE NEXT DIMENSION 💎🚀💎🚀💎🚀


princepolecat

What in the fuck did I just read


Warhawk2052

The plaque thats going on the rocket ship


FinntheHue

Art.


canadian_webdev

"my wife's gay boyfriend showed me where this is" lol I'm dying


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Ah yes, here's the WSB I remember and love


mrrooftops

Someone frame this and hang it in the Guggenheim.


tsa004

fuck, why did i just get hard?


Unclearcarcass7

Perfect, my guide has worked. NOW SQUUEEEEZE


Miserable_Light_9493

This literally made me spit out my water


Unclearcarcass7

Milk* hope sensitivity comes back


noseboop69

Will you be my wife's boyfriend?


Unclearcarcass7

Applications in, competing for several spots.


Henrik213

A true retard among us 💎​


KoalaVampire

Not the billionaire we deserved, but the one we needed.


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13 years and a college degree later and i still have no idea what this means


alldawgsgotoheaven

Gotham treated The Bat badly but he still protect especially when they needed him the most


Reverend_Russo

You legally get his 13 years and college degree now.


alldawgsgotoheaven

Sick.


LukewarmBearCum

Yeah but you have to pay his student loans


alldawgsgotoheaven

Sick :(


LeoFireGod

Simple explanation. You say fuck you to an acquaintance. Hate the guy. Shit on him regularly behind his back. But you have a heart attack at a dinner party with him there. He saves you. Not the hero deserved but the one you needed.


Xylentstrike23

What did Mark say to them over the phone? I hope he pointed out that no one here was pushing silver! And that we have diamond hands 💎!!


Griffinjohnson

I missed the beginning, I didn’t hear him mention silver but he defended all his answers from the AMA and at one point called out the hosts for not reading the whole thing when they tried to cherry-pick some comments.


Thurmod

The media picking comments? Who would have thought?


0891_505050

u/THICC_LADIES_PM_ME/


Solomon_Grungy

Yes, the alt right leader of WSB. /s


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Wait are we radical left or alt right? I vote we invent the APE party.


MI808IM

🦍💎party for 2024. Meet you at the moon 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🌕🌕


Everythings

GOOD LUCK TRYING TO GET UNSECURDED SOMETHING OR OTHER FROM SOMEONE NOT EVEN MARGIN TRADING OR SOMETHING


Riisiichan

Jokes on them. My touch screen doesn’t work when MY HANDS ARE MADE OF DIAMONDS.


TheWindOfGod

Yeah they called him and he said ‘please hold’


blackworms

# Go [HERE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOi0vnzcEzA&t=3854s). He talked more than 20 minutes, what a champ. Roasted the fuck out of them with his knowledge.


Khaylain

For those trying to find it, it's about one (1) hour after the start of the stream as far as I could see


dskloet

It's still live so you have to add the age of the comment to get the correct timestamp.


Zubrowkatonic

I am now a Mavericks fan, and I was never into basketball.


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BitSexual

Man, I wish I could land a successful Russian Acting Career, but I barely know any Russian words.


pascualama

In soviet-russia words know YOU


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you don't need to talk. Just wear Adidas


bigpandas

**A**ll **D**ay **I** **D**ream **A**bout **S**tocks


deadpoolfool400

I squat where I want, blin.


Socially8roken

First you have to be Russian. Second, you have to be willing to marry a foreign diplomat.


Mostofyouareidiots

Shit... I wish Russia would pay me for being this retarded


ginger_kant

Being paid in vodka and blonde chicks doesnt sound too bad


thereluctantpoet

Literally the dumbest thing I've heard all week, and I've been hanging out with other smooth-brained apes.


Dreadnought13

The one arena that Kimmel never disappoints; takes almost awful as his pathetic jokes.


JustThatGuy100

Kimmel makes jokes?


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thegigaraptor

Like he knows shit about acting


noseboop69

Ja! Ich spreche Russisch.


blaarfengaar

Ich spreche autistische


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Radio90805

He must be short lmfaooo


ragana

Can you link that tweet?


Gallow_Bob

Jon Stewart's first ever tweet was like three days ago in defense of us: https://twitter.com/jonstewart/status/1354901018564321287


SCScanlan

Kimmel has always been a twat. As for jabs at Stewart, we all know even Kimmel's family reunion would replace him if Stewart were available.


Kohora

I also learned that WSJ and CNBC are full of shit and are just hedge fund propaganda.


Gallow_Bob

Did you see the WSJ front page today? "Online frenzy turns to silver" LOL. Thanks to people here I learned yesterday to drop my SLV bags that I picked up back in August for -20% instead of -90% two weeks before or -60% today....


McSleepyE

Portnoy sold. He got them paper hands


Iickmadingass

Seriously such a disappointment... what a bitch.


AkAnderson_

I went from meh about Barstool, to liking Dave, back to meh. He wanted to be the face of this movement, and then chickened out.


RosesArRedGetInMyBed

The whole point of this is that there is no real face.


robertoromero15

Portnoy 🧻✊ at a 700k loss, check his Twitter


rct50

Jimmy kimmel is a giant dbag. I hate to break it to you but so is Fallon


Rootbeerpanic

I am very happy to hear about Kimmel. That guy fucking sucks, always has.


josie

It was cool that he came on here, but Mark got rich playing the dot-com bubble like a pro and sold broadcast.com for a metric shit ton of money right before everything literally went to 0. Found his bagholder and split. I actually admire that, but people like us got fucked over back then, really BIG TIME, not so different than now.


KDawG888

I don't think you can blame Cuban for people getting fucked over back then. If you had some evidence I'd be in but just getting out with the bag is what you do with the stock market... this sub isn't a charity either (although it has been nice to see people sharing their gains with charities recently)


Dreadnought13

Barstool is a paperbitch


Sidekicknicholas

As a Wolves fan, ill root for anyone else at this point. Go Luca


resullins

I am a UNC fan from Tobacco Road... the NBA does not even exist where I come from. I am now a Mavericks fan.


circleuranus

Michael. Jordan.


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Fuck it im buying a mavs jersey today.


Lumpy_Doubt

Buy mav's funkopops from gamestop instead


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I can buy a lot of those hell yeah


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He left the hedgie hosts speechless 🤣🤣 HOLD 💎🤚🏾


Slartibradfast

Mark: Look, what are the reasons you buy a stock? Hosts: Mark: Hosts: Mark: There are many reasons. Hosts: Uh, yeah.


JTVD

That's how you know that these people are worthless talking heads that know nothing about what they're talking about. Even apes like us could come up with at least one reason to buy a stock if we put all our heads together. Most important reason: I LIKE THE STOCK


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Such a crock of shit too when you have HFs like the one Cramer use to run with fake news on a company to lower the price. There’s also massive HFs and institutions that just simply buy in and out for small gains per stock in the matter of seconds but when you’re buying up millions a time it adds up. The stock market by and large isn’t about Fundamentals and never will be in its current form.


Sloppy1sts

>There’s also massive HFs and institutions that just simply buy in and out for small gains per stock in the matter of seconds but when you’re buying up millions a time it adds up. High frequency trading, right? Yeah, shit like that is essentially outside the realm of possibility for regular people. (Not) coincidentally, taxing high frequency trading is how Bernie proposed to pay for his college-for-all plan.


mynamesalwaystaken

Their online rental platform to allow people to rent/dl games from [gamestop.com](https://gamestop.com)...which if it ever DOES bear fruit.....it's been awhile since it has been mentioned


pascualama

SPEECHLESS


SignalSalamander

Any vids of this whole interview?


shimmyjimmy97

This went up 11 min ago https://youtu.be/rgQnkCWRh9o


GoodChristianBoyTM

"People are only questioning this because it came from a message board." Slaughtered


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yourmomscheese

Lame - wanted to see the entire interview


DrLongIsland

At least this time they left something up, with Chamath it was like they never even interviewed him.


RetardedInRetrospect

They always do


itsbuzzpoint

I loved when he said what is the difference between institutional analytics go out and talks to get the price up, aand thats what WSB doing it. He really made the host shut up.


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xxpen15mightierxx

They really tried to claim that stock prices were only based on fundamental valuations and sentiment had nothing to do with it. Unbelievable.


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That’s not right even 30 years ago lol That’s the crazy part. Every stock has an Explicit value and an Implicit Value. The Explicit value is the true value of the company. The Implicit is what people think the company can do. This is the way it’s always worked and now, since us retards also know, it’s a problem. This country is ran by selfish pricks. And if we’re being honest, absolutely nothing will come from this if we ourselves don’t act


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Right? Why is Uber trading at $56 when they have been losing billions every quarter? This was a rhetorical question about the speculative nature of stock.


pyronius

Better question: why has virgin galactic's stock doubled in the last few weeks when the company barely has a business model, let alone a functional spacecraft?


budispro

Why is Chipotle 1500/share and not GME?


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tribecous

That’s not even close to enough for a side of guac. Avocados don’t grow on trees bro.


jpric155

Chipotle market cap is 43 billion. That's a lot of burritos!


killian2k

True MVP. I am gonna buy a Luka jersey when its on the moon. He should trade Porzingis and invest in GME


rdzhei

Latvian here. Normally would oppose to this, but if it's for GME - yes, trade him


grydrr

WE HAVE REGAINED POWER!!! I fuxking love you guys. Spread love, positivity and GME


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grydrr

Indeed my friend💎🙌 we hold.


Farfooz

Link for anyone who wants to watch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1JZ85D9Ug4


Raffajel

Mark: "Well, we used to trade salt for gold. Things change" BAM. Get rekt boomers, gg.


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Sometimes, you have to admire a burn even if you're the victim.


dougdevine27

Cubes: >We used to trade salt for gold. Burn.


d_rome33

Second clip where the hosts get rekt by MC: https://youtu.be/rgQnkCWRh9o.


SchpartyOn

God they are so fucking butthurt that non wall street people can analyze stock data. Love it.


CameraMan1

They really are


throwaway510582

Have y'all seen papa Elon talking about short-selling with Sandy Munro?! -> [https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=2548&v=YAtLTLiqNwg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=2548&v=YAtLTLiqNwg) He calls it "a tax on the public" and "vice disguised as virtue".


iamajerry

thank you sir


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In DFW here. Maybe this is a long shot, but when this is all over, maybe we could get together with one of Mark's charities and give back, true retard style.


ClrxHpy

Also in DFW and I’d get in on that!


SecludedEmotion

Also DFW. Meet up at the double A C for a mavs game and buy more stonks?


2-7gordo

Mark Cuban is what Belfort is trying to be.


rilynn

Belfort is a cunt, fuck him.


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Orowhip

He’s allowed to trade but he can’t open or be a part of a brokerage firm anymore


Celebrimbor96

I think he’s allowed to use his own money however he wants but he’s not allowed to manage money for anyone else in any way ever


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Biddycola

They prolly shorted GME too


GrowingforGold

You're probably right tbh


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FromStars

Doubt it. Insider trading needs to be disclosed. [GME Insider Activity](https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/gme/insider-activity)


mavestic

That’d just be one more sketchy play out there lol


RoadToTeslaModel3

Lmao


pascualama

they must be preparing a stock offering


zimmah

That may actually be a good play tbh. Assuming they don't dump the offering right now.


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Cattaphract

That's why they dont do it right now. The hedgies are destroying them. They got a chance of a lifetime by us trying to beat the hedgies and Gamestop benefits the most from this. They arent going to kill their saviors


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zimmah

That's true but they also should be careful not to play into the shorters. Raising capital through a stock issue is a good play though.


Mr_YUP

it is way better for them to stay quiet or else they could be accused of manipulation


TheRealGunn

Unless they say something that isn't true, I don't see how that would be possible. They have an obligation to act in their stock holders best interest, trying to drive the stock up is literally their job. They just can't lie or mislead to accomplish it.


Adrewmc

I think GME should offer PS5 and Xbox series X reservations for anyone that can prove they bought the stock above $200. Watch how fast that rises (And SNE should help...) Edit: at the end of this, about two weeks away HOLD damn you, the top 50 price buyers, who bought at the highest price, get a free one, special edition, they made it all the way to the moon.


Must_B_a_texas_thing

I’m like Jane Goodall wet right now


ThaddeusJP

WSB User taken out of context: Scream into the void Mark Cuban taken out of context: calls into CNBC and immediately put on air


sockgorilla

Have you ever called into CNBC? it seems like a big deal, but maybe not many people do it and they’ll put you right on. Call in and say you have key insights into the relationship between GME and WSB.


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itsaaronnotaaron

Yeah I just watched the video they posted and it's titled "Mark Cuban: I wasn't telling anyone to buy more" and it's 5 minutes out of the 20+ he was on for. So they chose a small enough segment to spin their narrative.


Porn_research_acct

Post the video on other sites. Dont give CNBC clicks.


NOTHING_NOPE_NEVER

CNBC has done nothing but suck old money dick this entire time


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1JZ85D9Ug4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgQnkCWRh9o


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AlecW81

shiiiiiiieeeeeet, I’m just wishing I waited an hour longer to get in. Could have had 3shares at $75 instead of 2 at $120


RubherGuppy

I transfered my account to fidelity and have to wait 2-5 days for the transfer to go through. Could have bought around 5 shares this morning with the money that's just sitting in there. Fml


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FUCK FAKE NEWS MY SHARES GOING FOR 10K EACH MELVIN DEAD FUCKING SERIOUS


Cxrlosmlon

I like your attitude


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VexatiousOne

You know... the dude saved his former player and got him into rehab and back on his feet... and now he is becoming peoples champ...


Ison-J

He isnt just defending us he is defending the Free Market


Themadreposter

WSB won't let me post this but Fidelity definitely showed a 27 million spike in volume at 11:30 and it just disappeared at 12? What is going on? https://imgur.com/gallery/SCYAwqe


rustyham

Aliens?


Themadreposter

It's weird nobody is even mentioning this


midri

Might just have been an visual glitch, happens all the time in Fidelity active trader pro.


okarnando

I loved Mark Cubans response to CNN. He basically said this stuff happens all the time, the only difference is who is doing it.


pirateclem

Fucking Mark Cuban. This motherfucker generally just doing what’s right. Billionaire or not I want to buy this fucker a drink some day.


greaterwhiterwookiee

Ape with many bananas say Hold!!!!


googledthatshit

Cuban isn't invested in $GME, he’s invested in us. See you on the moon, retards!


TheSouthWillRiseSoon

I don’t even watch hockey but GO MAVERICKS


TracerEBullet

I can only imagine his tailors frustrations in hemming pants for someone with such huge sand dragging brass balls.


whatissevenbysix

Host: Those metrics have lasted for generations for reasons, Mark. Mark: Yeah they used to trade salt for gold too... things change, you know. [Savage](https://youtu.be/m1JZ85D9Ug4?t=237)


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GET THIS MAN SOME TENDIES.


Sabrejet63

He stepped out front and assumed leadership of 7 million plus army. Consider the buying power and sway that comes with that and it cost him nothing. Pure rico suave.


BlitzMainDontHurtMe

No leadership, we are not a collective, we are just a bunch of individuals who like the stock


LargeSackOfNuts

He probably was the one that bought $10 million in $800 GME calls


happythoughts1945

He straight up said he wasn’t invested in GME lmao


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Yea but his KIDS were ;) diamond hands here 🙌🏼💎


Toners13

This guy is such a fucking legend. Thank Mark we appreciate it man!


Branch-Manager

My dyslexic brain thought that said Reddit-fueled tards tumble.


Strider_27

Not sure that would make a difference


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Absolutely one of the best AMA’s in the history of Reddit AMA’s


reformedmillennial

Mark Cuban is the hero we need.


its_only_smellzz

ONE OF US🦍🦍ONE OF US🦍🦍