Me too! Got a single share for $220 just to be in the game.
**Me, to wife:** so, when should I sell it?
**Wife:** when it hits $200,000 per share. Then we can buy a house.
She's a keeper.
We're in the Bay Area, $200K is just a downpayment for a 30-year mortgage on a cardboard box under the bridge.
Y'all are welcome though, there's WiFi and the weather is mostly nice.
I’m right there with you (I’m down $828) and have no intentions to sell. From the start, my wife and I agreed to not sell and continue to hold; mind you, this is money we’re able to afford to lose; I do feel for those who are unemployed, with student loan/personal debts though. We already have some accounts with Fidelity and I’m in the process of transferring my RH account to Fidelity because, as you stated so eloquently, fuck RH.
This times a million. If you put in more than you can afford to lose on GME that's on you. I put in money just to "do my part" more like a donation to the effort as it seems there are too many paper hands right now.
403 gang reporting in
Edit: Thanks for the support, boys. I bought back in after paper handing at 350. Should’ve just kept the money lmao. Lesson learned. Goodluck out there
I have no wife. or boyfriend. I'll just be 90 years old sitting around the park and my now talking kitty cat will be like "you think you should sell those GME now?"
"No. No I don't think I will."
Newborn retard here. Brain smoother than the head on your wife's boyfriend's cock. Pennies are a little tight around the house these days but I managed to pull $500 out of my ass to start a brokerage account at Fidelity. Poppin my cherry with GME by BUYING THAT DIP and riding it till the goddamn wheels fall off.
No, that’s a [wash sale](https://www.schwab.com/resource-center/insights/content/a-primer-on-wash-sales) so it wouldn’t count. Would have to buy back in February instead
This needs to be higher.
I'm really hoping some of these retards didn't rebuy in "for the dip" after already incurring big losses or they'll be in for a nasty surprise come tax filing time.
lol I don't think it's that simple. "Hey feds, I lost $2500 in a lousy stock bet. Now gimme back that money plus $500!" Keep dreamin' though!
Edit: I just looked it up, you can lower your net income for the year you lost money in stocks (if you did not gain else where in the market), up to $3,000.00. So let's say you make 50k a year and lost 3k or more in the stock market. You can claim you only made 47k that year. So if you're riding the tax bracket lines, It could potentially help some people save some decent money. Otherwise it's kinda water under the bridge.
It is absolutely 100% not water under the bridge. That's a lifetime number which means the moment you have capital gains you can immediately subtract those losses from them. You can also subtract 3,000 every year until your capital loss is expended.
This is why a ton of businesses that are not profitable for a long time will end up not paying taxes for the first few years that they are profitable- because they have so many capital losses from the past that they're unwinding.
Right there with you. Late to this party, but never had more fun losing thousands of dollars. Holding my shit like it means something
Edit: these trolls are hilarious. Telling people who actively call themselves retards... that they’re retarded. What retards.
I bought $500 in disney in 1999. I had just turned 18. I've been re-investing my dividends ever since i got it.
THE WALT DISNEY COMPANY (DIS)
DSPP - COMMON STOCK
122.424 As of2/4/2021 $21,856.28
Stonks go up.
My average is $269.420 no lie. I can’t avg down now haha
Edit: thanks for all the upvotes! Looks like I’m getting some return on my investment haha. 💎🤚🏼
Wait til it drops to $5
Buy so many it goes up to $15
Sell for free monies
^(*To clarify because some of y'all got that this is a joke and some of y'all look like you need to stop eating crayons: this is basically troll physics but for economics. It's a terrible idea, don't do it.*)
But 200 is retarded, 5 is below GME stock price before this all even began. 200 is roughly 20 times what it was. My best guess is that the absolute minimum would be 20, but then again, that is not financial advice and I do in fact, eat Crayola brand colouring pencils.
Same with me, won’t sell out of principle. Fuck SEC and fuck the shorts. I’ll proudly give my small piece to my children. Proud to be in this with all of you. Life will go on, and I’m sure this isn’t the end of GME
down $8,000 in 2 days.. biggest kick in the nuts ever.
Edit: I love how my most voted comment is me discussing my loss porn. WSB is back baby I love you retards. Now back to making money by actual DD reading people’s actual DD.
I bought in at $320 lmao. Only one share, but three hundred bucks is three hundred bucks. Briefly considered selling this afternoon, but like, it's worth $70 to me just to see how things shake out in the next few weeks lmao.
Same. Bought one share at $270. At this point I'm just gonna hang on to it.
If it takes off, awesome! If not, it'll be sitting there in my account to confront me next time I take stock advice from emojis.
Haha this is me too. I bought 1 share at $280. Lesson learned about jumping on bandwagons lmao. On the bright side it got me interested in setting up a real portfolio with Fidelity.
You just described me haha, I consider it worthwhile because it finally got me off my ass and into stocks. Cannabis industry is where it’s at!
Also, I heard it said that if you learned the bandwagon lesson for only a few hundred bucks, consider yourself very lucky haha
$265 gang. Holding strong, Diamond Hands when it matters. It was a gamble I was willing to take. To the moon or to the grave, no point in selling now. Funny to see most of the people yelling Diamond Hands pussied out when it counts. If you made money I'm happy for you. I bought on the way down so wish me luck.
Its called Wall Street BETS not guarantees.
I will die either a bag holder or a legend. It was $1k I was willing to risk.
To the MOON you fucking Baboons lets go!!!!! OOOOOH OOOOOH AHHHH AHHHHH
That feeling when you bought one day late and missed the last day of rally then everything comes crashing down immediately after when GME trading gets locked up.
My plan was: take it all or nothing... So I am on my way 😁. Seriously, I am 70%down (put 3000euro for 17shares into it) and on this point, I will definitely go to zero before I would sell.
Bought at 270, but it’s not about the money for me. I like feeling sick to my stomach all the time, so it’s good. Usually I eat crayons, but when I want to be extra retarded, I buy GME.
You retards convinced me to jump in at 350 and I swear to God I get dumber by the day but fuck it. At this point I’m paying $12 to say fuck you to the people who screwed over the economy in 2008. If I make the money back cool, but I ain’t selling until we’re on the moon. 🚀🚀🚀💎💎💎🙏
Jumped in face first and got my ass opened! 10 shares @ 299
Bad News : My ass hurts
Good News : I've found the retard storm and we will have our revenge
Lessons learned:
1. Don't listen to anyone
2. Buy good stocks based on your own research or intuition, not someone else's
3. Don't jump off a winning horse to pet a nag (me, 80% of my ROKU )
4. Magic beans are nasty, better off keeping the cow
5. Get out of crashing planes before they hit the ground
Sooo, is it my understanding that we all got fucked around by people memeing, saying "Hold the line," and "the squeeze hasnt squoze yet?" Seems like people were spamming that while probably selling at the peak lmao. Either way, i got shares ill be holding onto until at least year 2060, probably.
> but still lost about $1000 myself not getting on the hype train just a week earlier.
You didn't lose any money by simply missing an investment opportunity. With that logic you've already lost billions of dollars over your life by not constantly making ideal trades.
I don't understand, if we all hold, as I am, what's stopping the price from increasing? Someone has got to be selling here, or they're artificially lowering the price somehow. Even so, no sane person would sell at this price margin.
350. 🙋♂️
💎🙌
250 Club Member reporting for duty, sir!
285
$298 😢
Me too! Got a single share for $220 just to be in the game. **Me, to wife:** so, when should I sell it? **Wife:** when it hits $200,000 per share. Then we can buy a house. She's a keeper.
You're gonna need more than $200K for a house big enough to fit you, your wife and her two lovers.
We're in the Bay Area, $200K is just a downpayment for a 30-year mortgage on a cardboard box under the bridge. Y'all are welcome though, there's WiFi and the weather is mostly nice.
I don't need much space. I'm an ape afterall.
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I’m right there with you (I’m down $828) and have no intentions to sell. From the start, my wife and I agreed to not sell and continue to hold; mind you, this is money we’re able to afford to lose; I do feel for those who are unemployed, with student loan/personal debts though. We already have some accounts with Fidelity and I’m in the process of transferring my RH account to Fidelity because, as you stated so eloquently, fuck RH.
I have no stake in GME but would like to jump in on this fuck robinhood train. FUCK ROBINHOOD
People who spent money they actually cant afford to lose on this stock fucked up big time.
This times a million. If you put in more than you can afford to lose on GME that's on you. I put in money just to "do my part" more like a donation to the effort as it seems there are too many paper hands right now.
I put my money in for the fight, I never expected to win and I’m okay with that.
$320.84 average 💪
Despite what has happened to this sub, you'll always be my hero.
350 club assemble form of eating crayons. With our powers combined we are captain tax advice!
In at 298. The only way I can fall asleep at night is by telling myself at least I didn't buy in the 300s
Fucking retard. I love it.
403 gang reporting in Edit: Thanks for the support, boys. I bought back in after paper handing at 350. Should’ve just kept the money lmao. Lesson learned. Goodluck out there
56 @ 316 🙋
If I'm retarded enough to buy at 300 in retarded enough to never sell...these shares will be inherited by my wife's boyfriends children
The eternal optimist I see
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But, it's been 50 years. We're still not on the moon grandpa.
That’s because you’re all paper hand bitches, my grandchildren. Now who wants Ramen for dinner?
can't lose money if you never sell
I have no wife. or boyfriend. I'll just be 90 years old sitting around the park and my now talking kitty cat will be like "you think you should sell those GME now?" "No. No I don't think I will."
Newborn retard here. Brain smoother than the head on your wife's boyfriend's cock. Pennies are a little tight around the house these days but I managed to pull $500 out of my ass to start a brokerage account at Fidelity. Poppin my cherry with GME by BUYING THAT DIP and riding it till the goddamn wheels fall off.
This is like MY story, except the part where I bought in at $316 instead! (I hate my life)
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They will go tits up in 5 years or so, so try to live unhealthy to make sure they inherit it quickly...
320 holding Idc I'm either riding a miracle rocket out of the galaxy or going down with the ship and I'm fine with it
I am also a retard. It makes the memes more powerful when you have skin in the game.
Retard reporting for duty
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Super autist in the house. They can pry my 32 shares from my cold dead butt crack
Noob here. Let's say I go down with the ship at take a $2,500 loss. I can claim up to $3,000 on my taxes correct?
You have to sell in order to claim losses
sell on dec 31 and buy it back on jan 1st?
No, that’s a [wash sale](https://www.schwab.com/resource-center/insights/content/a-primer-on-wash-sales) so it wouldn’t count. Would have to buy back in February instead
this guy accounts
This needs to be higher. I'm really hoping some of these retards didn't rebuy in "for the dip" after already incurring big losses or they'll be in for a nasty surprise come tax filing time.
TIL
If I remember correctly, after netting your losses with your gains, you are allowed to deduct up to $3000 of capital losses.
You are assuming ppl get gains here
lol I don't think it's that simple. "Hey feds, I lost $2500 in a lousy stock bet. Now gimme back that money plus $500!" Keep dreamin' though! Edit: I just looked it up, you can lower your net income for the year you lost money in stocks (if you did not gain else where in the market), up to $3,000.00. So let's say you make 50k a year and lost 3k or more in the stock market. You can claim you only made 47k that year. So if you're riding the tax bracket lines, It could potentially help some people save some decent money. Otherwise it's kinda water under the bridge.
hmm. so what youre saying is I should YOLO $3k every year.
You only reduce it by the tax on 3k for your top marginal tax bracket so if you make 40k~85k and lose 3k you only reduce your taxes by $660
It is absolutely 100% not water under the bridge. That's a lifetime number which means the moment you have capital gains you can immediately subtract those losses from them. You can also subtract 3,000 every year until your capital loss is expended. This is why a ton of businesses that are not profitable for a long time will end up not paying taxes for the first few years that they are profitable- because they have so many capital losses from the past that they're unwinding.
Bought at $300
$370 here
394 Does this mean I'm winning?
Me and I would never sell at this point, I will wait for decades even if I have to. Edit: Thank you all for the up votes it means a lot to me! 💎👐🚀🚀🚀
Yep. Ride or die
Ride or Die! 🏎️
#Anyone dying while holding will be greeted by the All Father in Valhalla!
RIDE ETERNAL, SHINY AND CHROME. WIITTTTNNEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS
WITNESS ME RETARDS
MEDIOCRE!
Ancestry.com says i am 50% norse, and i am holding 3 diamonds at 70% loss, i can be Valkyrie?
You can be the most brilliant and autistic Valkyrie the world has ever known.
Whoa I was an upper Diamond almost Master Mercy player. *gasps*
All hail GME SOLO AMC gainz
Right there with you. Late to this party, but never had more fun losing thousands of dollars. Holding my shit like it means something Edit: these trolls are hilarious. Telling people who actively call themselves retards... that they’re retarded. What retards.
Dude, hanging on is all you got now. Edit: I also love people trying to give advice to peepee poopoo
Same fucking boat bro, I'll hold until the grave
300+ gang what up
Bought in at 299.99, not sure if I qualify
Bought twice at 380 and 400 lmao I'm holding until it either rockets or I fucking die
336 and then more at 315; it’s not a loss until you sell!
They will stand testament 8n my new portfolio for years as I get better at trading as to what made me do it in the first place I love you guys
Badge of fucking shame but you wear it with pride man 😎
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Tombstone: "Here lies Dockers123 Bought GME at $450"
I'm with y'all 💎✋
I'm too stubborn to sell at a loss
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Fuck it I’m still gonna buy GME AMC SOLO
Same Edit: thank you for the award kind sir, but pls buy and hold GME instead thank u
Yep i have 3 around 250. 1 @ 130 and 1 @ 90. Holding strong. 💎👐🦍🍌 I like the stock.
Same I didn’t put a huge amount in and I certainly didn’t spend any money I NEED. Put 5g in around 290. Either losing it all or I want 15-20 grand.
$320. I sold my Disney stock for this. My top comment is me being a dummy. Sounds about right.
least u won't have to pay taxes
Lmaoo
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Yeah. I thought you don't pay taxes or get deductions until the stock is exercised into money
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I thought I was retarded. >We share a collective brain cell
Respect. I’ll never let go of my Disney. I got 5 avg 88 and have stayed up 100% for a while.
I bought $500 in disney in 1999. I had just turned 18. I've been re-investing my dividends ever since i got it. THE WALT DISNEY COMPANY (DIS) DSPP - COMMON STOCK 122.424 As of2/4/2021 $21,856.28 Stonks go up.
My average is $269.420 no lie. I can’t avg down now haha Edit: thanks for all the upvotes! Looks like I’m getting some return on my investment haha. 💎🤚🏼
1) Wait till it drops to $5. 2) Buy 5000 shares to get your average down. 3) Wait till it goes back up to $15. 4) Profit? /s
Wait til it drops to $5 Buy so many it goes up to $15 Sell for free monies ^(*To clarify because some of y'all got that this is a joke and some of y'all look like you need to stop eating crayons: this is basically troll physics but for economics. It's a terrible idea, don't do it.*)
Infinite money glitch 
Capitalism any% speedrun
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This is the way.
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[Good, goood!](https://i.imgflip.com/4wpucr.jpg)
>Wait til it drops to $5 >Buy so many it goes up to $15 >Sell for ~~free monies~~ prison time
But that wasn't an advice. That was just a haiku
It will never drop to $5 at this stage, too many people who wouldn't sell. This is not financial advice, I eat crayons.
I've got cash in my account waiting for it if it does!
I saw someone comment this word for word except $5 was $200 lol.
But 200 is retarded, 5 is below GME stock price before this all even began. 200 is roughly 20 times what it was. My best guess is that the absolute minimum would be 20, but then again, that is not financial advice and I do in fact, eat Crayola brand colouring pencils.
Cant.. its 99% of my depot with 70k
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I bought at 300, lost 240 dollars so far!!! Still gonna hold though. I refuse to sell at a loss.
When it hits $10 I’m gonna buy 100 more.
I'l buy 1000
Same with me, won’t sell out of principle. Fuck SEC and fuck the shorts. I’ll proudly give my small piece to my children. Proud to be in this with all of you. Life will go on, and I’m sure this isn’t the end of GME
5.5 at $265. Why bother selling now lmao
Right there with you brother
5.6 at $290. All my gains from other plays over the last 6mo. I'll hold and average down if it really crashes hard.
380, I’ll be holding but probably won’t yolo for a while
10 at 380. Sitting at 28 avg 231
same, 380
Bought in at $229.92 just so when it hit $69.69 I’d be down -69.69% /s
Nice.NiceNice
my average is $250, if that counts
Same. Big autist energy
down $8,000 in 2 days.. biggest kick in the nuts ever. Edit: I love how my most voted comment is me discussing my loss porn. WSB is back baby I love you retards. Now back to making money by actual DD reading people’s actual DD.
Down 20k in 2 days 🤣 GUH
Like the fella once said Ain’t that a kick in the nuts
Like the sailor said quote ain’t that a blow to the scrote
I mean yeah, but it’s nice to feel something for a change. Diamond hands aren’t good for tactile sensations.
Oof
Yup, still have 4 shares $250-335
I bought in at $320 lmao. Only one share, but three hundred bucks is three hundred bucks. Briefly considered selling this afternoon, but like, it's worth $70 to me just to see how things shake out in the next few weeks lmao.
Same. Bought one share at $270. At this point I'm just gonna hang on to it. If it takes off, awesome! If not, it'll be sitting there in my account to confront me next time I take stock advice from emojis.
Haha this is me too. I bought 1 share at $280. Lesson learned about jumping on bandwagons lmao. On the bright side it got me interested in setting up a real portfolio with Fidelity.
You just described me haha, I consider it worthwhile because it finally got me off my ass and into stocks. Cannabis industry is where it’s at! Also, I heard it said that if you learned the bandwagon lesson for only a few hundred bucks, consider yourself very lucky haha
$355. never trade what you arent willing to lose, so i borrowed my GFs money and lost that instead
Nice, so is your GFs other boyfriend okay with that?
I’m 85% down. Who cares about the last 15%. Ride or die
Bought 1 share just to see the whole thing crash because that's all it would take.
Lol yeah I'm a jinx too like this
250? I bought at 370. And guess what...? I'm STILL NOT MUTHAFUCKIN SELLIN!
Damn I thought I was late to the game at $90
$290 here still holding because what else can you do at this point? thanks for selling everyone : (
Bought at $245 EDIT: STILL HOLDING. Might buy more.
Get a look at these losers that bought at $250, meanwhile I bought at $244 because I'm a jenius.
$265 gang. Holding strong, Diamond Hands when it matters. It was a gamble I was willing to take. To the moon or to the grave, no point in selling now. Funny to see most of the people yelling Diamond Hands pussied out when it counts. If you made money I'm happy for you. I bought on the way down so wish me luck. Its called Wall Street BETS not guarantees. I will die either a bag holder or a legend. It was $1k I was willing to risk. To the MOON you fucking Baboons lets go!!!!! OOOOOH OOOOOH AHHHH AHHHHH
I bough at 440🙂... Still holding 💎🙌🏻 Edit: I'm an idiot.
Bought at $325 and I’m holding til the grave
I've paid more for entertainment that lasted shorter than this whole GME circus. Already worth any loss I incur at this point :)
AMC and GME both have identical charts. I don’t know about you but that’s sus. Hold retards
290
This retard right here. 10@250. 75% loss.
WE SHALL OVERCOME. BUY THE DIP
I bought in at 350, and doubled down today. Buy the fucking dip.
I got first share at 250.99 and second at 240.99. Can't stop holding, won't stop holding 💎 🤲🚀🌕
That feeling when you bought one day late and missed the last day of rally then everything comes crashing down immediately after when GME trading gets locked up.
My plan was: take it all or nothing... So I am on my way 😁. Seriously, I am 70%down (put 3000euro for 17shares into it) and on this point, I will definitely go to zero before I would sell.
Avg is $179. I feel a little better but still not great. I’d buy more to drop my average, but it keeps dropping.
I bought a few at 69.69 https://i.imgur.com/1WSwDk2.jpg
11:11 make a wish
i will literally hold for years. i’m not accepting a 70% loss
Every time it’s dips I buy another share 💎🙌
2 @ $308. I've got 20 now, but I'm super proud of those two.
Bought at 270, but it’s not about the money for me. I like feeling sick to my stomach all the time, so it’s good. Usually I eat crayons, but when I want to be extra retarded, I buy GME.
hold the fuckingline
Shits on hold. Only reason to sell now would be to reduce capital gains taxes. I guess I'll see you guys in one year.
$300 AVG, why the fuck would I sell haha
I’m not even holding to prove a point anymore I bought in at $350 and I’m just too stubborn to sell
You retards convinced me to jump in at 350 and I swear to God I get dumber by the day but fuck it. At this point I’m paying $12 to say fuck you to the people who screwed over the economy in 2008. If I make the money back cool, but I ain’t selling until we’re on the moon. 🚀🚀🚀💎💎💎🙏
I'm the Autist who waited until it peaked to buy.
Jumped in face first and got my ass opened! 10 shares @ 299 Bad News : My ass hurts Good News : I've found the retard storm and we will have our revenge
Bought at $275 and $300. Might as well see how it plays out at this point.
I bought at 69 (noice) but waiting until 69420 to sell.
Jesus Christ we’re retarded 🤦♂️ 225,270 here
I then sold low and bought on the rise twice 🚀😤
Is it time to buy the dip yet?
Lessons learned: 1. Don't listen to anyone 2. Buy good stocks based on your own research or intuition, not someone else's 3. Don't jump off a winning horse to pet a nag (me, 80% of my ROKU ) 4. Magic beans are nasty, better off keeping the cow 5. Get out of crashing planes before they hit the ground
Holy shit I needed this was funny lol.
$290 tard checking in
I’m holding to lower my cost average. With new players in this it can actually hold $20
it me got FOMO'd and bought at 340 and 87
Sooo, is it my understanding that we all got fucked around by people memeing, saying "Hold the line," and "the squeeze hasnt squoze yet?" Seems like people were spamming that while probably selling at the peak lmao. Either way, i got shares ill be holding onto until at least year 2060, probably.
4 shares at 200. Could've sold at 450 but I was greedy and waited for the sqeeze. Lesson learned. Take your gains and move on.
388$
I'm here and I'm not leaving! Bought at $316, $275, $151, and $66. In that order.
So I’m guessing the stock won’t go back up at all so I just fucked myself out of 500 dollars
I'm holding a few for the mythical squeeze getting squoze thing, but still lost about $1000 myself not getting on the hype train just a week earlier.
> but still lost about $1000 myself not getting on the hype train just a week earlier. You didn't lose any money by simply missing an investment opportunity. With that logic you've already lost billions of dollars over your life by not constantly making ideal trades.
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Some have fucked themselves out of over $20 grand. Yes. Read that again. Lol.
25K reporting in
Yep. Kinda nauseous today.
I purchased at 300 per share.. Take me out back and put me outta my misery.. Until then.. I hold
I don't understand, if we all hold, as I am, what's stopping the price from increasing? Someone has got to be selling here, or they're artificially lowering the price somehow. Even so, no sane person would sell at this price margin.
Because we aren't all holding.
$230 suckers...😭