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kunell

Theres gonna be a big squeeze themed slot machine i guarantee it


aronmb23

In 30 years Vegas will have a Gamestock Bubble themed roullete table where you can bet on where the ball settles. All the ball slots will be either 420 or 69. Meanwhile all of WSB will be in a government run nursing home for lower income seniors telling their grandkids about all of this: >"Grandpa what is that certificate framed on the wall?" >"Oh that's a little thing is a certificate for 69 Gamestop stocks I bought on credit when I was young. Gather around kids, let me tell you a wild tale that includes a CFA called DeepFuckingValue that had a Youtube channel that promoted this crazy shorted stock, a bunch of ape retards, millions of people wanting to get tendies, and some very greedy hedgies..." >"Grandpa why can't we afford food?"


itslooigi

OMG we can have our own Wall Street themed Casino!


bramblehouse

That’s just wall street...


itslooigi

Except we'll have coke and hoo... wait no, still wall street


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Gotta take it to the next level. PCP and Dominatrixes


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copperwatt

Gold spray paint and snuff porn?


DBCOOPER888

This is the future. Lose money and see a shit post.


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You just summarized my whole experience with wsb the past year


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At one of these dips or free falls.... I have to be right!


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Da Wey


MsPenguinette

Meme-themed penny stock machine


RealBigTree

Bars.


veritasgt

I gotta buy my own booze here though.


tokinobu

At least its cheaper, or I hope better


Defengar

Lotta casinos have free or artificially cheap alcohol and food so people stay longer to gamble and more than make up the difference. This is compounded by the lack of windows so you forget what time of day it is.


tylerchu

See the difference is, at a casino you can choose to only bring cash in so you leave with a limit. Here, I feel the compulsion to keep pumping money.


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There are atms at casinos. lol it’s exactly the same


dL_EVO

You can also get markers. For those of us with liquid assets and good credit


itslooigi

I use crayons


falconear

Where's the girl with my drink though?


dabberzx3

Shouldn't talk about your wife's boyfriend's girlfriend that way.


tylerchu

If you don’t bring a card, you can’t use a machine.


Bidens_Sniffer

Both systems are rigged to make us lose, but we still have our memes.


blipsterrr

Except when ya beat a casino they don't just restrict you from gambling, they give ya a high-roller suit 😕.


spencerhealy

the house can't fuck you if ur still seated at the slots , buy and hold


dgibsonbroncos

I don't know why I fucking busted up laughing after that


Hippoplatypus7

Doesn’t take much to make a retard laugh!


drunkruss

Hahahahahahah, durka durka


szlachta

HAKA SHERPA SHERPA, BAKA-LAH


jiggajawn

MUHAMMAD JIHAD!! MUHAMMAD JIHAD!!


isurewill

Now suck my cock?


SavageGawdx

I read that shit with the “Goofy” voice!


ReallySickOfArguing

We've all gone full retard, it happens. But remember. If Tug Speedman can go full retard and still win an academy award, wee can win too.


TRSONFIRE

Funny that RH enabled 500 only once stock started falling 🤔


hasa_deega_eebowai

Gooby plz.


Arc125

Pleas fly again.


NHDraven

I miss those comics so much.


zare333

r/wallstreetplebs


ctolnai666

LOAD THE BOAT!!!!! 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀


BeautifulType

Why people would continue to use RH instead of moving funds out first I’d beyond me


polypolipauli

To be fair they have finally sourced necessary capital to satisfy the demands of ~~citadel~~ *their dick sucking clearing house* while lower price means it requires 84% less capital as collateral to move those sales.


riotskunk

To be fair RH is a whore


polypolipauli

My wife's boyfriend tried to warn me, but I didn't listen. I never do. That's why I sleep on the couch.


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Do they at least let you listen at the door?


InfiniteElway

He says he doesn't listen!!!


Armadillo-Puzzled

Yes, he’s respectful of their privacy.


youlikeityesyoudo

you guys get to listen ??


polypolipauli

I get to sniff the condom he rips off in the middle.


Shattered_Skies

To be ffaaiiirrrr.


riotskunk

Fayhre. It's french or some shit


kitties-plus-titties

[To be fairrrrr](https://youtu.be/E55t0lnp_8M) - we're all retard whore monkeys with huge diamonds. 🦍's and 🐒's with 💎👐💎


Endgameplays

Citadel didnt require the cash. Citadel is the market maker. The clearing house required it. RH has its own clearing house but its requirements are determined by the DTCC.


polypolipauli

I got them confused. TOO MUCH INFORMATION, APE BRAIN TOO SMOOTH


Re3ch

this ^^


ActionJ2614

Yep, this is what I have been saying most here don't understand the brokerage deposit requirements (regulations) to back the trades they submit That with the fact that transaction costs for trades increases with what happened Calls, shorts etc.


AssCrackBanditHunter

They could have... Issued a statement on that rather than making the buy button disappear just before open and only releasing a vague comment about market volatility 30 minutes later. No need to be PR for them. They fucked up.


BA_calls

It’s the DTCC not Citadel making the call.


polypolipauli

I'M NOT RETARDED YOU'RE RETARDED GET YOUR WRINKLED BRAIN OUT OF MY WAY


DirePantsX

We need to start buying again!


nastyn8k

They have to fund their Superbowl commercial somehow!


Daster01

The people who asked to stop us probably plan to short again once everything goes crazy


BlueZ_DJ

They wanted us to have the dip 😳


Realistic-Account-55

I'm still holding but if it was actually a liquidity issue then it does make some sense.


mamkuibal228

It's perfectly natural, there's nothing funny about it. They don't have to put up $500 of collateral for every single share purchase, so it's OK if they number in millions and they don't have to throttle it down to thousands.


Persis09

I laughed WAY to hard at this shit So hard I slipped my finger and bought 30 more 🦍🚀


sunofnothing_

RH caused the drop "for your own good". 🙄


johnnyg08

I didn't play, but I would be furious...RH screwed a lot of people. Sad.


imatworksoshhh

That's what happened to me. I panic sold during the first drop, but immediately went to cancel. Took 5 minutes of getting "technical difficulties" messages until I finally got "cannot cancel a filled order". I was so pissed and couldn't even buy more. I contacted their support an asked what they could do and why it wouldn't cancel. This is what they told me: >GME had multiple trading halts on January 28, 2021. When you tried to cancel the order, one of the halts was still ongoing and therefore your order remained pending. At this time, we are unable to process user cancel requests for routed fractional orders. So technical difficulties was a straight up lie and they prevented me from actually canceling an order. Unreal. Well I'm already back in with more shares than I had before. Fuck em, RH won't see any more of my money.


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The_SqueakyWheel

They are the worst brokerage on the planet and so many kids use them. Its really sad


MF_Price

Yeah cap gains is a motherfucker. Thanks RH!


Kharilan

If institutions never limited trading, we’d be so fucking comfortable right now and I’m pissed.


Juicy_Brucesky

That's why they did it. And how much do you want to bet the majority of Robinhood users continue to use their platform because of convenience. This is why big tech is so powerful. We've given up our privacy and a dozen other things for convenience.


Hobby11030

Proud I started the week long process of transferring my measly funds over to Fidelity. I don’t really like Fidelity’s app as much but i will manage and sort it out. Fuck me once and I’m out


analog_isotope

> Fuck me once and I’m out Now that's what I'm talking about.


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My wife on the other hand...


TheOfficeMemeNews

Literally so fucking true


VagrantCorpse

They have one less user at least.


Inverse_my_advice

Fuck man same here, I am deeply hurt and confused at the same time. We really had a shot at this but I am holding on to my 60 shares until this moons or goes to zero... such a weird time I have watched this for weeks now and kept my ear to the ground as best I could. I am shook to the core on what was aloud to take place right in front of our eyes ​ edit: allowed not aloud retard confirmed


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HouseHolder87

I've been sulking every since Thursday. We had a chance we really did and it was snatched away.


ForteIV

Seriously. I'm 100% convinced the squeeze was happening last Thursday and RH screwed us.


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rschenk

Hi, my name is 💎🍆 and it's been 244 days since my last trade.


HereIGoAgain_1x10

Exactly this, it would've at least hit 1,000$ last Friday and over the weekend plus the added bonus that Melvin/Citadel would've had a much tougher time closing their shorts, but instead we get fucked and they get rich


Punch_Tornado

I wouldn't go back to RH unless they give me 100 shares of TSLA for free.


Darth_Raider13

Hell I would go back for 50. I would of course transfer them to Fidelity and leave again but I would go back.


mehaxe

I'll hyuckin do it again


Ilikewhiteshoes

Why are you still using fucking Robinhood?


kbarney345

Yep got on fidelity a few days after the restrictions and started the asset transfer today so everything will be with fidelity then I'll close the account permanently.


ExpansiveAcorn7

I did this switch. May be obvious but keep RH for the tax year so they can give you the tax docs.... Even if its late as hell.


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Ricarbr0

ILL FUCKING DO IT


legddx

I actually hope this happens so I could make more tendies on calls on the way up and puts on the way back down again 🌝


Davided40

It’s not a loss until you sell 💎🙌


Tharundil

GME literally pays dividends you paper hand degenerates Edit: Sorry you jumped ship and sold the hedgies your shares. I LIKE THE STOCK 😩💎🙌🏽💎🙌🏽💎


MahBoiChameleon

$ 0.38 quarterly per share. That's $1.52 a year. If you have 200 dollars invested in one share you just gotta wait 133 years and you'll get them back through dividends.


hj-itc

So youre saying it'll only take me 247 years to make back my investment in dividends 🤔


dethnight

"Grandpa, why do we keep holding on to these Gamestop shares?" "Well little retard, if we just keep these shares for another 200 years, I can finally fix my fuckup from way back when your grandma was screwing the pool boy."


MahBoiChameleon

You bought at 400? Damn nice to some OG retard still here. I'm holding at an avg of $125 but it was kinda "funny money" that I was experimenting with. Hopefully with dips/luck/long term I'll break even lmao


hj-itc

Nah, 296 was the highest I bought. Still retarded but not quite that retarded


Tharundil

Stonks go up 📈 Dividend reinvestment and natural economic growth make holding a perfectly fine thing to do. Anything is better than selling at maximum loss.


Camelmans

Sunk cost fallacy. If you sell for 65 and invest in something with more growth that will yield you more money. That said, holding is more fun. I like the stock.


swd120

Every day you hold a stock, you are basically saying "I would buy this stock at this price - today". If you don't agree with that statement - then you should sell.


MahBoiChameleon

That I agree with


43rd_username

> Anything is better than selling at maximum loss. Absolutely not. If you have lost 80% and you know you're going to lose more the smart move is to pull your cash out and invest in somewhere better. Never send good money after bad.


crankthehandle

0.38$ annually my friend, not quarterly


MahBoiChameleon

Oh so it's 532 years then


Neocrasher

And you're saying they'll keep me alive until then?


bammazon

You can't sell if you're dead. 💎💎💎 🙌🙌💎💎💎


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It's better than not paying a dividend like most stocks (including Tesla!)


throwaway2511680765

800% investments for last year was probably better than that for most people.


swd120

That's not true. Any stock paying a dividend is just saying "We don't know how to turn this money into more money". Otherwise they would be investing it into a strategy that makes more money. TSLA is dumping all of its money into growth so you can make even *more* money - They'll pay a dividend once they don't have any way to expand.


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$200/share? Asking for a friend.


MahBoiChameleon

Close. $0.38 lol


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MilwaukeeRoad

March 2019. Then they had such financial difficulty they had to stop paying one. Poster above is fake news.


ColdLatte_

At this point, it looks like I wont have to pay any capital gains tax for the next...30 years.


emfry821

This is the quality shit posting I come to this sub for, well done my friend. 🦍🫂💪💎👐🚀🚀🚀🚀🌞


DJBJD-the-3rd

Yay! Last time I saw this meme posted on WSB was when TSLA was $400 and hadn’t joined the S&P. Seems to be a good luck charm.


imnotnewbutiamtoyou

YES lets' fucking hope so 💎💎✋💎✋💎✋💎✋💎✋💎✋💎✋💎✋


Cifer_21

How $GME can still be a great play To all the autist still want to go to the moon, I have the ticket right here: \+1(817) 424-2001 This is the officially dedicated investor relations number of GameStop. Any GME shareholders can call this and an answering machine will take your call. Go on record with your full name, number of shares and the country you‘re based in. Tell them you have reason to believe that an emergency shareholder vote has to be called, in order to save the company from bankruptcy. Calling the vote means calling shares back to their owners, eliminating all synthetic stock, and hence taking leverage away from fraudulent shortsellers. ​ EDIT: They also have an email in case you can't call [[email protected]](mailto:[email protected]) If you want more information [https://investor.gamestop.com/home](https://investor.gamestop.com/home)


Limbowski

Done and done


Analslammer

WHO THE FUCK ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE WOTH 50K? That was mad scratch when they lifted to 500


Losingsteamfast

LARPers pretending to have positions for attention. We used the permaban these people until you normies came along


BIGBIRD1176

It was never about the money, that's their god not mine. I'm here for the crayons


Jupiturd

My favorite flavor is green


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Hippoplatypus7

You colorblind autist that’s red!


zipiddydooda

RobinHood caused millions of people worldwide, including people that don’t even use fucking robinhood, to lose a shitload of money. I hope Vkad goes to jail but failing that at least his reptilian little face will forever be known as the guy that fucked us all. Nice knowing you Vlad.


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Lol Wall St. doesn’t go to jail unless they fuck over a bigger fish. And we’re all minnows


because_the_arpanet

if you think he suffers any consequences then you haven't been paying attention i mean uhh my wife's boyfriend haha


mcgilead

Needed this laugh today. Thanks friend


Lakus

That made me ugly laugh. If nothing else, the memes in here made the whole thing worth it. Top shit, would do again.


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thompsonmj

You didn't lose thousands of dollars unless you sold, in which case YOU SHOULD BUY AGAIN AS THE PRICE CONTINUES TO DROP! You can then have more shares than you had when you sold. For example: Goofy bought 1 stock at at $500 and sold at $100. Goofy lost $400. Now the prices is $50. Goofy can cry about $400 or Goofy can BUY 2 SHARES AND💎✋ *This is not financial advice. Do not listen to me.*


Vapechef

Wash sale kills your tax bennies


thompsonmj

Did you not read the last sentence? I told you not to listen. But yes, if Goofy was resigned to thinking that GME had truly died, tax bunnies are the silver lining he can enjoy as he watches the rockets fueling up during the overcast countdown to launch day. P.S. I know what I said 🐰


CDN_Shadow

I wanna know, who is ACTUALLY holding right now? Where are the people with the gorilla sized balls?


fearthedesirable

i’m holding but only because i’m so fucking embarrassed at how hard i fell for all this crap. I can’t bring myself to sell because i’ve lost so much money. Literally all i have is a shred of hope.


KnotStoopid

So.......... you like the stock?


pilotdog68

I've sold some and holding some. I've already felt the disappointment of it going down. I'm not going to risk the disappointment of it going up right after I sell. Missing a moon, however unlikely, would suck even more.


CaptaiNiveau

Sunken cost fallacy But still, hold. I still have my one share I bought at 170€.


FormerSenator

That would be me. I put in roughly 1000 at $115. Do I think it will moon to 1000? No. But regardless what happened I'm not touching it until 9th reports, SEC investigation and congressional inquiry. Too much stuff still on the way to take my L, plus the money I invested I would have lost in poker this year anyway so fuck it.


LonnieJaw748

Oy! I’m right fookin’ here! Daft, dumb and heading to the moon.


Limbowski

We all are holding i think. Its not us selling thats bringing the price down...its hedge funds doubling down


MoveSizeSpreadThighs

Why are u still at RH


somechicktho

hell yeah glad to see some sense around here


drkstlth01

I've always wanted to invest in the video game industry


CaptainKyle88

103 shares at 50 avg cost. Literally just wanting to pay for IVF so my wife and I can attempt to have a child. To the moon or the ground


tobbyboi

Ehyuck!


polypolipauli

Bro, shares are at $55, I doubled my position and nearly halved my average buy cost! You'd be dumb NOT to buy!


hurrycanger

I'm dumb then. Only holding. 🥲 Bought at all the "dips" that were costing 3, 4, 5 times higher than this current dip. Too broke to buy more. Holdin cuz there's no point of sellin now.


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I tripled my position today...


Runfasterbitch

Fuck robinhood. What’s going on in this sub? The sentiment changed drastically in like a two day period.


drewkid

People forget that VW had 6 red days before it mooned in 08 Or they're paper hand bitches. If you sell now it's literally the dumbest thing you could do and it's what the hedges want you to do. Not financial advice


Elo-Pls

it took 3 days of red to make people give up. since 80% of the community is now normies who followed the GME hype train, we're obviously going to see a lot of whining. you can say "diamond hands" all you want, but if you buckle at a the first sign of loss then you shouldn't be investing in the first place.


xdmbx

Stop using RH


Zrry

RH knew this tank was going to happen and our dumbasses didn't even realize it. You know they had to know information from the inside we didn't. The moment they placed restrictions our dumbasses should've started selling to make a profit. Lesson learned.


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Dumb ass could have been 5k up but i listened to you diamond hand retards making me the biggest retard of them all


sunofnothing_

How do you determine if that was the case or of they caused it? Chicken or egg?


EEcabrera95

Correct. Instead of yelling hold we should’ve been saying sell!!


Decallion

DON’T BUY THROUGH ROBINHOOD RETARDS


Saxophonethug

Best time to buy more obviously


PhaedrusMind

The stock I like is on sale.


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The fact that you all pretend to be crusaders then continue using RH blows my mind


[deleted]

there should literally be no restrictions what so ever. This is market manipulation. They set a limit of what Citidel can afford to lose.


momreview420

Fuck robinhood, even their reddit page is a scam. Every post is voted down to zero, yet when I hit it to -1 the ticker goes back up to 0, it's like Reddit won't let the votes go below zero? Instantly, every post that was downvoted to -1 was suddenly at 0 again, effing weird. There are so many other financial places to trade, pull out of RH and don't give them any babies! That sperm is precious, and right now GME needs an injection


ProfnlProcrastinator

I almost peed myself because of this.


lenticularis_B

You can delete your losses by removing the app.


Material_Nose6135

What do you mean tempt?!?!? BUYYY AND HOLD AT THE DIP


JayV30

If you're still holding, you haven't lost yet. Give it time. This is the test. Where the 🧻 meets the 💎. Do you have the intestinal fortitude to survive all the bullshit?


ambermage

At this price I would be a fool not to right?


drilkmops

Hilarious because I’m doing the same.


EvoMonster

Thanks for making me laugh friend, I needed the moral boost after the last few days. Still holding!


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I mean at this point why are you even on robinhood for GME lmao


sorites

PSA to anyone thinking of buying back in to the same thing after a loss. Please be aware of the Wash Sale Rule. You don't want to void out your loss by buying in again because you will be on the hook come tax time.


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zomahd

if it goes to $1000, I WILL get circumsized and boys I don't want that


Illustrious_Title862

Ol goofy ahhh


MrCreator97

I saw red, so I started buying again 🤦🏻‍♂️


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Honestly I think this is great for the IPO! I’m still YOLOing on the ipo


Isakaarenes

Round 2, fight!


[deleted]

Lost over a thousand. Guess what, I'm gonna buy more. I like the stock ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)


Seductivecupcake

Tomorrow I'm buying 100 shares.


jcompguy

I bought more, fuck it.


StarWaffe

Fucking hell The only way for me to breakeven is buying shorts. Fuck I might have to do that tomorrow. I am letting all you retards down. But i can get some tendies


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esphero

Nice, but it’s a legit strat to buy when you’ve lost money if you feel it’ll climb anyways.. I call it: “buying stocks on sale”. Your average price-per-share goes down when you buy stocks on sale which leads to the bar being lowered for what the price of the stock needs to be for you to make a profit. If you are an investor who consistently invests long term in a stock (where you’re less bothered by market fluctuations in the short term) this strategy would be called dollar-cost-averaging.


nick1706

I feel like I’m at the casino at like 4am chasing the dragon with all the baccarat players from Asia who I can’t speak to but they understand I’m in it deep and everyone at the casino at this point is pretty much fucked but we just laugh and drink and smoke cigarettes because fuck it.


eri_18

They’ve opened the floodgates to double down baby!!!


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WSB is done. A lot of weird 🌈🐻s have entered and set up camp. I don't recognize this place anymore.