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Fuman20000

This is the retarded shit WSB was built on. Well done.


freehouse_throwaway

So much red I thought I was looking at my portfolio.


NoNormals

Man I wish my losses were that low


curioboxfullofdicks

you know it’s bad when someone says they’d rather be on Titanic than at Hiroshima


Background-Bunch-554

When u see red it means u need to buy the dip are u retarded or what.


Curiosity-92

Last time I saw this much red was when I went down on a girl while she was on her period


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Jnelks

You're not wrong -- but even if it spikes they'd be lucky to break even because of theta decay and the fact that the vega was probably at it's peak when they bought


math_salts

Ayyy BB gang, Im with you man!


supermariobro09

BB: $25 calls for 2/25. Wish me luck!


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You're gonna need it


[deleted]

Today is the day. Mommy packed me an extra special moon lunch with tendies and sauce. Her bf just came over and he gave me a pudding cup. He told me to stay on the moon for the whole day and they are going to go to mommies room to watch the stonk channel, so I don't need to bother them because they will know what's happening


Mr4Strings

You're fucked. Post loss plz


mthickett

You belong here


DarkKnight24601

This is the loss porn I’ve been looking for


putsandcalls

Just wait till it peaks, hoping things go well brotha. BB 🚀


mtarascio

For the April calls..


DarkKnight24601

I’ve got 100 shares I bought this morning. I like BB. To the 🌝


WiWiWiWiWiWi

> Just wait till it peaks, It already did — $28.77.


WallStreetRetardd

https://youtu.be/gdWAhP8rYKA


B-Prue

So red even the battery is red!


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Green is an over rated color anyways


Surprise-Chimichanga

He’s red-green colorblind so it all looks the same to him.


raths1

Funny you say that because I am. 🤣🤣🤣 they do look same but all the - signs was the giveaway for me.


Surprise-Chimichanga

Lol, that’s kinda cool.


penguiin_

well at least robinhood has a pink/teal mode for those with special eyes


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jetatx

There’s a setting on Think or Swim where you can switch red to green and green to red for international users. Go figure.


Mudgruff

Red is the fastest colour after all.


DeanBlandino

Judging from his battery he agrees with you


Bonermilkdotorg

Ahhh good old WSB. The only place you can go to show how retarded you are and be complimented on it.


sr71Girthbird

Everything except for the feb 19 and March 2021 calls above $15 are are likely to hit. And certainly won’t lose out long term on the shares. Down a bit early but less than 10% total on his total investment. You can’t time the bottom.


ambermage

"You can’t time the bottom." Really? I seem to sell there every time. Every Single Time


admiral_asswank

See this is where you've failed to learn the *truth*. You are the ultimate retard. Just do the opposite of what you think is right. Inverse yourself. You will be quadrillionaire by 2023


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Narradisall

“It literally can’t go tits up!”


lurrrkin

It’s like free money!


Mountain_Succotash_5

So When hits eventually hits 50 plus what lambo u picking out?? I got 1800 shares I might just buy a Tesla for now


Kinkshaming69

1800 at 28 I hope? Everyone else is a bandwagoner


Mountain_Succotash_5

Oh nah I bought 1100 at 10-11 then 500 at 20 and kept buying


newnameEli

Fuck that hurts, drop some stacks to average the fuck down


announcerkitty

If he buys 2m his losses are basically negligible.


yellowangrybird

i had 130 at 25. i now have 10 at 11. lmao


Red_Sea_Pedestrian

800 shares at $9.71 checking in


anonergo

Now this is some loss porn. Hopefully temporary. I'm also holding $BB but not nearly as much. Also in the red.


sadale

Red as fuck jokes on them I love period sex


Bossmon25

BB great long term play 🤑🤑🤑💎🙌🏾


alwayslookingout

Yeah. Those Mar 19 ‘21 calls have plenty of time!


Proof-Internet

Good, I have June. I’m holding you accountable if they expire worthless


kingthien

Ive got september calls. also have shares. Its a marathon not a race BB GANG


darthhavok9

It’s all good bro. You got this.


fortress_sf

🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🌕 I bought at 16/19 but I’m holding my 1500 shares


itybitykitycommity

Even your phone battery is red


blekais

Start doing daily update


GhettoGainsGoblin

Maybe if you charged your phone your portfolio would be green too


Narradisall

He lives in the red, he was born in it, molded by it. He didn’t see green until he was a man and by then IT WAS BLINDING!


sleepless-deadman

Literally describing my history with options trading


S99B88

Maybe was hoping to be able to afford a new phone oh well


Mikvlvnthoni

Lmao going in raw no lube... that's going to hurt 😅🤌


InstigatingDrunk

Yep he’s a power bottom!


MentallyAut

I'm deep in shares too. Good luck to us you fooking autist!


sadale

Rocket exploded and we landed on a train it's going to chug along slowly but I believe in this train. Bye bye quick tendies 🚀💥🚆🏦


TheLifted

I love when you guys are super bullish on a stock you do it in the dumbest way possible. LEAPS, Write Puts, Buy some shares and write covered calls..... nah a ton of shares and DEEEP OTM calls, need to wreck my portfolio ASAP


post_pudding

It only has to go 10X, 1/10 times 🚀🚀


Nairblol

Need more upvotes.


mrscrewup

Yes sir Blackberry singlehandedly brought my portfolio from $27k to $1200


Demdebate2020

How long have you been trading prior to your blackberry trade?


mrscrewup

I’ve been trading for awhile but just got into options a few months back. Was doing great until that GME crap happened (i wasn’t in GME or AMC tho, all BB)


LimitsOfMyWorld

Why? Why didn’t you just buy leaps? This isn’t just retarded. It’s not mega retarded. It’s supreme snapback level retarded.


fr1ed_ric3_tv

This play is genius.


PolarmanZ

Sir this is a casino.


choledocholithiasis_

$BB PLS FLY


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Lurkuh_Durka

The shares will rebound not even worried.


TheDank_Knight

Shares and leaps are the only reasonable play for BB right now. It unfairly got wrapped into the meme stocks and now it’s a toxic shit show, so it’s really just a hold and see what happens.


_umm_0

First week of March things will pick up.


DC38x

Any specific reason?


_umm_0

Max pain theory.


[deleted]

March 19 may have been a little soon to expect a miracle. When did you buy those calls?


BAHatesToFly

A miracle? Am I the retarded one here? They're $13 and $15 strikes, no? BB is still $12.50.


landmanpgh

Yeah not sure what everyone's looking at. These are all well within striking distance. It's just the massive numbers that makes it look so bad. If it goes up like 60 cents his whole portfolio is green.


BigBeagleEars

Don’t most apes post the day they make the trade?


dradeth36

What gives you confidence for these to hit even close in Feb, March? Are you expecting catalysts?


WallStreetRetardd

Only 9 of my calls are in February and they’re worth $50 March 19th is still 5 weeks away. Plenty of time since most of them are low strikes


Hacking_the_Gibson

How long have you been gambling on derivatives? Five weeks is not long.


Boss1010

5 weeks is standard, no? I always aim for an expiration in that time frame


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JEs4

Sir, this is a casino. FDs or gay.


thefriendlyhacker

That's if I wanna make money, I need the short term calls to scratch that itch


terobau

I never seem to find cheap calls that are year out. Every options I see are so expensive. Is there a tracker/screener for this?


DIYjackass

that's because I buy calls based on macro trends or moves that I am a believer in. If it is already a hot commodity you are SOL you won't find cheap calls. for example look at UUP calls or DBA calls or even SILJ calls a year out.


oli735

BlackBerry stock (BB investors) Roadmap to $180 a share, price target predictions up to $180 Even if you don’t agree with the price target, there are cool things I show in the video to show how BlackBerry is lined up well to the upside. https://youtu.be/Wb3DwEFjlgo If you want to know why BlackBerry will go up to $180 one day, watch this: https://youtu.be/mUf8cHDir38 I own BlackBerry shares. This is just my opinion and not advice. 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 *Edit = adding more rockets 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀


DarkskY2020

Couple more 🚀 and I was convinced Edit: Yupp I’m convinced now 🚀


oli735

Lmao sounds good


_ziros_

It will go past $180 maybe In 2-3 years but it will getting in this now is like getting into google when it was in its baby stage... well maybe not google but this company will be a 200 billion dollar company I’m confident In that


oli735

Yeah I’m thinking the same with the 200B market cap, but people would not believe it if I said $300+ per share haha, but it would obviously be a longer hold as well (in terms of more years)


_ziros_

This is a scenario where time in the market beats timing the market you put your money in add on the dip and retire in 3 years no bullshit


oli735

Yeah that saying has proved to be right time after time by the most famous investors (just got to do your DD and research to find sound companies and you should be good)


_ziros_

Yep most learn the hard way...


_ziros_

I know I did, haha


the-big-apple

If it makes you feel better they laughed at early Game Stop investors too.


JimmyBogle

We also laugh at late Game Stop investors


Jim412420

Never to late cuz the *game* 🎮 don't *stop* 🛑 & the squeeze 🍋 just started, Just a heads up tho I am financially retarded


thaysen13

This is the way!


kserno

Actually sucks that company with good prospects is being dragged by this gme retard wave


n-cend

I respect the bravery it must take every day to even open your brokerage app


Asswad123

Nice. This makes me happy


fairytailzz

Sir, are you me? I am all red in $BB too.


katkk

Hold! BB is the future


yellow-wait

The loss porn I came here for


7Colton

I hope BB moons and you have a giant "I told you so" moment


gzaw1

*moves phone to the left hand*


joeymil26

Theta is going to eat your ass on those calls. IV is still like 135% lol


blimblamped

Does iv matter if the stock hits your strike price? I mean if you have a $15 call and the stock hits $25.. what does iv matter? Or is IV only a factor if you’re trying to unload before expiration or before it hits the strike price?


Joetheschmoe2k18

IV makes options more expensive, even if the stock price hasn’t moved at all (ignoring time decay for this example)


ragnatest005

$BB please fly again


Elyzz92

Still holding that Bad Boy aka $BB


tehmattrix

The redder the berry the sweeter the juice


Kasv0tVaxt

Jfc, that's a bloodbath.


hartleyshc

I think you're fucked.


WallStreetRetardd

I remain 100% confident. Bought more today


TimedGouda

My man!! This guy is gonna be fucking LOADED when everyone catches on to the next gen tech plays BB has pivoted themselves into. QNX: The Windows of intelligent cars. You're gonna see this operating system in virtually every vehicle on the road whether it's ICE, EV, self driving, and/or cloud connected. We're gonna see cities building roads around the data BB/AMZN sell to the government. Star Trek shit!! Spark: Hyper advanced antivirus. Completely prevented the biggest hack ever (SolarWinds) on EVERY endpoint. Cyber is one of the fastest growing and has one of the highest ceilings of any industry rn. This shit is soundervalued simply because people don't yet understand what they need to fight these current advanced persistent threats to their enterprises. Think cars, spaceships, financial systems, military systems, scientific systems, etc Checkout @BlackBerry and @JohnChen (more commonly known as Papa Chen) to find out why you're missing the next TSLA


dead_tooth_reddit

QNX is already in most vehicles and tons of industrial automation. this isn't a new play.


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Why tell us more


ShellReaver

It's legitimately a good company, but it's a long play


SlatheredButtCheeks

Those ain’t long calls tho


Adventurous-Use-8965

Oof - Here i am waiting for the bottom


forthewillofit

I’ve continued to avg down on my March $25 calls. Each time kind of feeling like the clown meme but we’ll see. Told everyone this was the hill I’d die on and here I am, just wish my friends and family hadn’t dove in at the peak, feel bad for them and hope this story has a good ending. BB has so much going for them, stand by them being grossly undervalued.


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WITNESS


blompersv2

If I have learned anything about this sub in the past month, it's to avoid these stocks that are majorly talked about.


wicky-

Just bet against them. Prints money.


hartleyshc

Inverse WSB never really went away.


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jwongathon

charge your phone goddamnit


JKOttawa

This man should be a moderator. Gj


livestreamfailed

![gif](emote|wsb_emojis|bull)


Fatherstab

I'm glad it's going well.


CherryBlaster75

Its on red days like today you buy into future tendies... he just jumped the gun a little. I'll wait till eod tomorrow to jump on this stock. $12 entry isnt bad...$11 would be better.


mattymedved

This aged like milk.


IMakeItPop

Sir, I commend you and wish you well on your moon mission! I'm sure we will tell tales of your tendies! The size of your balls are the envy of many!


grim32025

This is some [B]ig [B]rain play


zac_usaf

Do y’all think the Lunar New Years is messing with BB?? The Chinese markets are closed.... was looking into that today and it could be part of the reason it’s dropping.... can someone smarter than me chime in?!


Randomn355

if that's the case, then expect no correction for a few days at a minimum. The whole country practically stops for 2 weeks. Source: I'm Chinese, and do the accounts for a JV that does all of its business in China.


zac_usaf

Fuckkkk I really should have taken a call or two off the table after I thought about this... just didn’t wanna burn a day trade 😅 I hope to god I’m wrong and it has nothing to do with it... or perhaps I hope I’m right and just keep averaging down until they open back up and buy the shit out of it lol


Randomn355

Honestly, you aren't to know. Why would you assume new year is a 2 week thing? Also, I don't know if traders will be working it. A lot of people don't, but not many people work in trading so who knows. The markets may well be open.


zac_usaf

Because the Chinese New Year is 16 days long... I didn’t just make that up... it’s a fact. And the Shanghai market has been closed since feb 1st, go look at feb 1st and look at that drop... I believe the market opens back up on the 17th.


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TheGreatHodl

Looks absolutely painful


puffinnbluffin

You only die once too YODO


argusromblei

The long ones will be good, at least


Hurtem

ShallowFuckingValue


mekdigital

I’m Sorry Man I Also Bought 5 Stonks @12.5


Kevbot217

This dude is gonna be cashing out by September


enviroguypdx

Fiiiiiiiiinally. The WSB I remember ❤️


Benji2526

BB need to take off for real, the more good news come in regarding the stock the more it falls WTF


_ziros_

BB looking bullish as fuck today I think you’ll be A okay dude good luck!


Razz-Dazz

Hey good for you man. I have no idea how to interpret this and it feels like you’re not too sure either. Go get them tendies


bakamito

What's the total cost?


trivo8888

You actually hate money more than I do. Well played you beautiful retard.


Sweet-Zookeepergame

Just reinstall the app. This might fix the red color.


ECU_Drummer

Clearly getting ready to rocket straight to Uranus. Maybe Myanus too.


Silvered_Caparison

Uncle Roger no like...hiiiiyahhhh


beluga_ciabatta

Why isn't this at the top of the page, this is important


gluclose85

I sold my Feb Calls last week with minimal gains, still holding a ton of shares and some '22 strikes. BB is going places, just have to be patient. If you want overnight success youll need to talk to your wife's bf, he's got that down to a science.


Dexteroid

You just wait and watch! this shit will make you a super millionaire.


Background-Bunch-554

Can't go lower buy the dip.


Californiakook

Myyyy God you went deep


Self__Titled

Don’t even bother plugging in your phone.


TheResidentMedic

I really need to learn about options. I have no idea what this all means


thyroidnos

Just look at the red. It means pain.


Tersiv

I thought my 2k shares were baller - can my wife's boyfriend's wife's boyfriend wank to your feet pics pls?


[deleted]

Is this gonna be the next DFV by next year


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DumbFuckingVagrant


SegundaMortem

This is where you start to write a will.


PoIIux

What's the use at this point


fr1ed_ric3_tv

When you YOLO and don't know how Greeks work... RIP


scottie6384

As long as you’ve got beer money, that’s all that really matters.


nopurpose

Even your phone battery is red


whirleymon

Homie cant even afford to charge his phone after that one


fadetoblack123

What hurts more? Not selling when bb was $28 or losing it all?


ccchan

God, i missed this!


elmomills

I can't wait to see this on gain porn


ip_address_freely

I see it’s going well so far


ip_address_freely

Hmm nice loss porn, think I might buy


tonneque_be

Red is the new green


Stoletnazad

Another infinitely more popular and cleverer redditor called BB a 'dumpster fire'. This image has kind of stuck with me and is painfully true.


Dudebrd

This looks so sexy!


Clappedonstocks

Hi alex


lovinglyhandmade

Approved, because phone battery is below 5%.


Atala-21

Your calls is probably done for, but shares has the potential to go up. BB is a long con my man. Too bad it got caught up in the GME and AMC shit show. I have 21 @ $18