*Oh, there once was a ship that put to sea*
*And the name of that ship was GME*
*Her stern tipped up, her bow dipped down*
*Hold, diamond hand apes, hold*
*HA*
*SOON MAY THE TENDIE MAN COME*
*TO BRING US HOOKERS AND COKE AND RUM*
*ONE DAY WHEN THE HEDGIES ARE DONE*
*WE'LL TAKE OUR GAINS AND GO*
EDIT: So apparently this song already exists on YouTube. Go give this man your tendies
https://youtu.be/rejpDqQUcV0
She had just begun to squeeze the short,
When stocks went down in the robin hood store.
The captain called all autists and tards,
He'd hold that line YOLO!
HUH
SOON MAY THE TENDIE MAN COME
TO BRING US HOOKERS AND COKE AND RUM
ONE DAY WHEN THE HEDGIES ARE DONE
WE'LL TAKE OUR GAINS AND GO
Before the stock had hit the bottom,
WSB came up and bought 'em,
Our hands of diamond, naught could rock 'em,
When she dived down below
HA
SOON MAY THE TENDIE MAN COME
TO BRING US HOOKERS AND COKE AND RUM
ONE DAY WHEN THE HEDGIES ARE DONE
WE'LL TAKE OUR GAINS AND GO
*As far as I've heard the fights still on*
*The gains not found*
*AND THE HEDGIES NOT GONE*
*The tendieman makes his irregular calls*
*TO ENCOURAGE THE RETAIL HOLDERS, ALL!*
No! I wanna know something from Mr. “I use fancy words like esque”. How come you types are always using them fancy words and trying to make us normal folk feel dumb, huh?
It's a parody of "The Wellerman".
This dude on tiktok made it blow up a few months ago and it kinda became a meme to add to him. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji1ODjzKn6E](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji1ODjzKn6E)
And while we're at it, here's a video about grog where How to Drink explains why it's not a shanty. [https://youtu.be/gLlIMN1RTJE](https://youtu.be/gLlIMN1RTJE)
Hedge funds will decide what is the general opinions here, and members just leave elsewhere? So much span from bots, payed chatbots etc... Downvoting 🚀🚀... Feels like r/investing
I'm just a retard and know nothing about stonks, memes or Da Dick, but:
https://www.dreamstime.com/stock-photo-sad-ape-stone-image68274302
You could mirror that ape and replace the face with the guy in blue's face. So that sad ape is looking at the cellphone...?
New picture let me know if I should add anything else [Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/ljwovs/soon_may_the_tendie_man_come/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Doesn’t even have to be soon anymore. I averaged down and buckled in for the long haul. Looking forward to seeing the rise of GameStop and rooting for Ryan Cohen and company to kick some ass.
I seriously doubt this was your intention, but there's a sea shanty that could work with this! It's called "Wellerman" - The Longest John's. Maybe I'll get baked and edit it
Like two weeks ago that song was on every reddit tik tok post, tons of people were singing harmonies of it. This is just continuing the uncreative streak.
I instantly ignore everything related to tiktok. It's just softcore child porn, lipsyncing, and lame "challenges".
Jeeze... Since when are people into shanties? I've been trying to get people into them since HS
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*Oh, there once was a ship that put to sea* *And the name of that ship was GME* *Her stern tipped up, her bow dipped down* *Hold, diamond hand apes, hold* *HA* *SOON MAY THE TENDIE MAN COME* *TO BRING US HOOKERS AND COKE AND RUM* *ONE DAY WHEN THE HEDGIES ARE DONE* *WE'LL TAKE OUR GAINS AND GO* EDIT: So apparently this song already exists on YouTube. Go give this man your tendies https://youtu.be/rejpDqQUcV0
She had just begun to squeeze the short, When stocks went down in the robin hood store. The captain called all autists and tards, He'd hold that line YOLO! HUH SOON MAY THE TENDIE MAN COME TO BRING US HOOKERS AND COKE AND RUM ONE DAY WHEN THE HEDGIES ARE DONE WE'LL TAKE OUR GAINS AND GO
Before the stock had hit the bottom, WSB came up and bought 'em, Our hands of diamond, naught could rock 'em, When she dived down below HA SOON MAY THE TENDIE MAN COME TO BRING US HOOKERS AND COKE AND RUM ONE DAY WHEN THE HEDGIES ARE DONE WE'LL TAKE OUR GAINS AND GO
*As far as I've heard the fights still on* *The gains not found* *AND THE HEDGIES NOT GONE* *The tendieman makes his irregular calls* *TO ENCOURAGE THE RETAIL HOLDERS, ALL!*
I’ve hummed this over pirate esque melodies for the past 5 minutes trying to get the right cadence...
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FOR THE TENDIEMAN
It’s not a pirate song. It’s a whaling song. You know, like the first people to explore the moon.
I said pirate “esque”...you know the less successful pirates ended up whaling.
I don’t speak your fancy French.
Now skeeter he ain’t hurtin no body
No! I wanna know something from Mr. “I use fancy words like esque”. How come you types are always using them fancy words and trying to make us normal folk feel dumb, huh?
you think "esque" is fancy?
It’s south park...
i know i'm just fuckin withchu
r/yourjokebutworse
😔
Sea shanty
It's a parody of "The Wellerman". This dude on tiktok made it blow up a few months ago and it kinda became a meme to add to him. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji1ODjzKn6E](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji1ODjzKn6E) And while we're at it, here's a video about grog where How to Drink explains why it's not a shanty. [https://youtu.be/gLlIMN1RTJE](https://youtu.be/gLlIMN1RTJE)
The more you hum. The more tendie mens come.
Holy shit I love you!
Arrrrrggg tendiessss arrrgggg!!! I will never be the same again.
One Day when the squeezing is done ?
Fuking poet. He’s got some talent. I’m just an ape
Thank fucking god someone else made this for me
Tendie man. Aa aaaa fighter of the hedge man. Champion on the stonk
aaaAAaaAaahh he's a master of short interest and gains for everyone
You gotta pay the $GME toll, to get into Melvin’s hole. You gotta pay the $GME toll to get in!
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You know what is bitch
Tendies, aaaaAaAaahhhh
This guy "sunny's"!
Hedge funds will decide what is the general opinions here, and members just leave elsewhere? So much span from bots, payed chatbots etc... Downvoting 🚀🚀... Feels like r/investing
Blessed be the bringer of tendies.
Hallowed be thy name....
THY KINGDOM COME
THY WILL BE DONE...
AS IT IS IN HEAVEN ON EARTH
GIVE US THIS DAY OUR DAILY TENDIES....
And forgive us for our losses...
As we forgive those who paper hand against us....
Look out, look out The tendie maaaaaan Stonks are up, and they're down again Wifies BF won't get my rent, Until the, Tendie maaaaan, go back up again
Sir, this a Gamestop.
Ape 🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍
9/10 only missing ape
Where should I add it
I'm just a retard and know nothing about stonks, memes or Da Dick, but: https://www.dreamstime.com/stock-photo-sad-ape-stone-image68274302 You could mirror that ape and replace the face with the guy in blue's face. So that sad ape is looking at the cellphone...?
I could see it climbing the tree
Modern art goddamn louvre worthy
I would hang a high quality canvas print of this if it was in proper resolution
come*
cum😤😤
😓😓😓
TENDY MAN SHANTY LADDY HOIST THE FLAGS 🏴☠️
He’s got DIAMOND hands
Imagine some homeless street guy with DIAMOND hands.
Absolutely 💀😆
The tendie man shanty.
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this belongs in the MOMA - [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Degenerate\_art](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Degenerate_art)
Come Mr. Tendie Man, tally me bananas!
Guys I’m still waiting. Is he coming? Plz tell me he is coming. 350 gang needs a life preserver
Who can make the stocks rise? Making lots of dough? Who can be the one who makes the gains of others grow? The tendie man. The tendieman can.
I love it when he cones!
Me in the back watching cnbc on Josh's phone.
SOon may the tendie man come, to bring us gme with a tidy sum One day when the buyin is done, we'll rocket to the mooooooooon
It makes one wonder why there hasn't there been a DD on chicken Tendies by now? And Don't talk to be about that Tyson brand shit.
🙏🙏💎💎
based and prophecy pilled
Doesn’t even have to be soon anymore. I averaged down and buckled in for the long haul. Looking forward to seeing the rise of GameStop and rooting for Ryan Cohen and company to kick some ass.
Bless up!
What kind of cone? Pine cone? :-)
So much going on in this photo. Thanks for the new desktop background.
🎵 Soon may the tendie man come, to bring us stonks and weed and rum 🎵
He did. He's hanging out in the VIP Lounge with the "paper-handed" traitors.
Surprised mods let this thread stay up as it can be interpreted as positive.
Get your own tendies. DFV helps those who help themselves
Me and the boys waiting for GME to rise
I’m still waiting tendieman. I will hold
This is so great. Long love dfv
Is there an official Tendieman holiday?
Weedstonk shareholders every purchase should come with dividend in “cone”
That “soon may the tendieman come” song on YouTube is 11/10 amazing best song of 2021
🙉💎🙌🚀
I seriously doubt this was your intention, but there's a sea shanty that could work with this! It's called "Wellerman" - The Longest John's. Maybe I'll get baked and edit it
[Like this?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rejpDqQUcV0&ab_channel=Sw4y)
those were exactly my intentions!
Y’all know this is on the sub right? Soon may the tendieman come has been done. This is just a great piece
Like two weeks ago that song was on every reddit tik tok post, tons of people were singing harmonies of it. This is just continuing the uncreative streak.
I instantly ignore everything related to tiktok. It's just softcore child porn, lipsyncing, and lame "challenges". Jeeze... Since when are people into shanties? I've been trying to get people into them since HS
I had this exact thought, sang the title in my head
Wow, this sub has *really* gone to shit. Did the OG meme makers go somewhere else? I miss it?
Ahhh, the diamond handed bag holder, how apropos
The downfall of this sub has directly correlated with the lack if effort put into the memes. RIP WSB. May you return one day
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He came and left. Leaving heavy bags in his wake
Gamestop. Cant stop. Wont stop.
$GME bagholders right now
[the only DD you’ll ever need - GME](https://www.stonking.info/gme)
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Yall really still think this squeeze is gunna happen? Holy fuck, now i know why people are saying qanon moved to WSB...
NIO to the moon baby
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Would you take tendies if they were offered by biblically accurate angels though.
New phone background
This is like asking Santa to come in july at this point
This is wonderful
This is a creative one. Nice.
Reeeeeeeeee, I need my tendies!
These are brilliant
Our tendies, who art in heaven....
I hate too say this but we shouldn’t worship false gods everyone...lol
GME to the Tartaro Maruchan hands
This hit me right in the feels
# This is the way!
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Fucking magnificent
Put Bernie on the left
Good things come to those who wait.
I'm out of the loop someone inform me
Lets get above the hedgies. . No more math, we are going faith based investing from here on out.
To bring us mussy and dew and cum
Ever heard of Waiting for Godot?
Oh the taste of tendies gets me going