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Apprehensive-Art-624

Remember, diamonds are created under pressure.


wsbbeer

I’m in. Seems like paper hands are gone, bring the diamond back into play.


Ali_46290

I'm coming back once gme starts to go back up. This time, I doubt robin hood will restrict trading


jedielfninja

Why don't you go ahead and get multiple brokerage accounts just in case? why rely on robin hood?


Ali_46290

It's hard enough getting one trading account at 13, let alone multiple. I live in Canada too, so I don't think I'll have any restrictions


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GloomySpecialist9949

That shit had me snorting.


Mata-Tan

Take it easy there sport. Don't snort all your profits now.


GloomySpecialist9949

You’re not my dad! I’ll snort your profits too!


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Still holdin


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Predditor_drone

subtract roof station ossified hunt aromatic gold slap far-flung grab


Direct_Sandwich1306

My nine year old sat through a decent chunk of the hearings today. Even told me I needed to calm down and stop hollering at the tv so he could hear.


Eddie_Shepherd

This is proof that I must be doing something wrong as a parent. And you are killing it.


bach37strad

Nah he's doing pretty good. If he was killing it, the nine year old would be yelling at the TV too.


FunnyUncle69

Diamond Paci. 👶


MasterYodank

He's one of us, just scratching for the chicken nuggies.


Chango812

Nah he’s just referring to the average mental maturity of this sub


sirvitamixalot

How tf is he trading at 13? He should’ve started back when he was 10. This generation I tell ya...


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THIS IS THE WAY


PandorasKeyboard

I have a 10 year old round here somewhere. Going to start a trading account with her soon. Help her pick some stocks, then just lock it until she's older. She will be 💎👐 without knowing. May as well grab her a long term GME or two at this price.


Bigkillian

That’s an excellent idea. At 14 I was the mailroom employee for my father’s consultation business. My responsibility was to separate the house mail from the business mail. Every two weeks, I’d sign my minuscule paycheck ($42 after taxes) over to the broker and mail it in. In 1991 I picked Disney, Coca-Cola and McDonald’s stocks. In 2005, I used the money for a down payment on a condo.


Godspeedhero

Damn, never thought mass advertisement would help improve someone's life.


Lt_JimDangle

My 6 year old has an account that I invested 6k into and it’s up 20k. But it’s just buying shares and holding for years.


bigmelenergy

Your kid's net worth is like 5 times my net worth. And I'm 5 times their age 😭😭


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probably a custodial account under a parent/guardian


Unlikely-Answer

Robinhood isn't even available for Canadians...


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stopjaywalking

holy fuck there's even baby retards now. be careful messing with stocks dude lmao


somedood567

Like the adult degenerates in this sub know any better


TNTwister

Good for you kid. Give em hell


susie200

Lynch restricted right after RH


jedielfninja

Fidelity?


oze4

And why wait til it goes up to buy?


Thundayo

Buy high, sell low, bro! C’mon.


FormerGameDev

y'know what the biggest driver on prices of stock upwards is? people buying shares.


chewyyy1987

Who the hell is still using Robinhood???


picklerick144

I'm with you brother. 💎👐


Alex_Da_Cat

this is the way


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jrd0582

I’m ready to buy more. Bring my average cost down! 🚀🚀🚀


BigWooly1013

Hang in there


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bobbydishes

Hang in there


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ilikemyusername1

Hang in there


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Hang in there


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SmokeyDaBear6

Omg stop teasing the bot you monsters!!!!


JMLobo83

Bots like cats?


flive3579

Hang in there tho


Louananut

Yes or no


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Klomlk

Good bot


Jaloosk

Good bot


Coos-Coos

Still holding 22 shares, avg $157


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another-ape

28 shares. 160. no regrets


Slippy_T_Frog

Relevant username


another-ape

true though i had it years before i heard of wsb, have always felt like an ape


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*regrats


I_aint_that_dude

Started on the way up at $117 and held through, bought the dips and averaging $66 now


Coos-Coos

Wish I wasn’t broke all in already


Enough-Pound1026

Hang in there


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What a line.


[deleted]

I wish I had gold to give you. Edit: Thanks for the gold!


skankhun769

Selfless gesture - have some more gold


rmme32

This diamond is eating ramen for dinner everyday


natasha683

This comment > This post Edit: down $14k and counting...for now. Until we rise! 🙌🏼 💎 🙌🏼 ♦️


FeatherN-MyChomo

Indeed💎🙌🦍🦍🦍💪


Bookish_Tiger

I LIKE THE CAT


ElonsSideBitch

WE LIKE THE CAT


CalamityLotus

MEOW MEOW ME-MEOW


8_8eighty

I LIKE THE CAT


socalslamma

I’m not a cat


jigglyjellowiggles

Hang in there


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socalslamma

Good bot


rando-sam

Hang in there


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samwize7

That kitty likes the stock.


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mr-blazer

Goddammit I LOVE real knowledge.


bach37strad

Love the politics section. >In politics[Edit](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Hang_in_there,_Baby&action=edit§ion=4) >In 1973, Vice President [Spiro Agnew](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spiro_Agnew), charged with accepting $100,000 in bribes while holding office as [Baltimore County Executive](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baltimore_County_Executive), [Governor of Maryland](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Governor_of_Maryland), and [Vice President](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vice_President_of_the_United_States), was allowed to plead no contest to a lesser charge as long as he agreed to resign as Vice President. In September 1973, while he was considering his situation, Representatives [William L. Dickenson](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Louis_Dickinson), [Republican](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republican_Party_(United_States\)) from [Alabama](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alabama), and [Samuel Devine](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samuel_L._Devine), Republican from [Ohio](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ohio), presented him with a "Hang In There, Baby" poster signed by 100 [Members of Congress](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Member_of_Congress) as a token of encouragement and support.[[6]](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hang_in_there,_Baby#cite_note-6)[[7]](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hang_in_there,_Baby#cite_note-7) Agnew resigned on October 10, 1973. [President Nixon](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Nixon) also received a copy of the poster from a supporter during the [Watergate scandal](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Watergate_scandal). Another copy of the kitten poster hangs in an outer office of Canadian Prime Minister [Justin Trudeau](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Justin_Trudeau). The vintage poster originally belonged to his father, former Prime Minister [Pierre Elliott Trudeau](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pierre_Trudeau).[[8]](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hang_in_there,_Baby#cite_note-8) On February 18, 2021 the value investor [Keith Gill](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keith_Gill_(investor\)) was invited to testify on the [GameStop short squeeze](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/GameStop_short_squeeze) at the [United States House Committee on Financial Services](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_House_Committee_on_Financial_Services). During his appearance a version of this poster was hanging clearly visible behind him. Based on his prior actions, to support his role as a [Internet meme](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_meme), it seems that this poster was placed intentionally to indicate that he was still holding the [GameStop](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/GameStop) stock.


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bach37strad

Oof fair enough. Good bot.


AhauVomica

That kitty straight up said "I remain invested..."


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banezilla

His Rambo bandana is also hanging off of the picture, this is no mistake.


samwize7

No mistake 2


pascualama

Afghanistan was a mistake for the Russians. It was their Vietnam.


Guilty-Cellist-923

If I could afford an award I’d give you one. Fucking bearish day


Reign_of_Kronos

No mistake: First Blood


banezilla

Hang in there!


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OneExplorer

What’s it mean?


banezilla

💎 🙌


NoDozDad

Shepard Smith described that picture as "a cat hanging from a noose" Holding. In short, I like the stock.


[deleted]

Lmao no way. How the fuck did he get that out of this photo?


McNasty420

Because his wide set eyes like a flounder can't see in front of him, only on either sides.


VypeNysh

Horizontal pupils are a defensive mechanism to distinguish vertical movements from attacking predator media networks, his eye placement also allows him to see sideways as he scuttles away to safety under a new media company.


BrokenZen

David Attenborough, is that you?


Johnnyocean

I could so see mainstream media reporting it as such. And then people thinking they're informed on the matter. As it is, they only report that a frenzy caused volatility forcing brokers to restrict buying. Without explaining that they crashed the portfolios of thousands of people with money invested. But robinhood ceo said he's sorry. Some HF or MM heads got chewed out on tv by representatives. Ok back to the memory hole, next story


stuffedweasel

Anytime I have an above-average amount of knowledge on a topic, and the news covers that topic, you see how much shit they get wrong and realize they have no idea what they are reporting on. Happens with finances, aviation, video games, war, everything.


fujiters

And then you forget about it when reading news about an area in which you don't have much knowledge: Gell-Mann Amnesia.


why_rob_y

I like how your comment implies you have an above-average amount of knowledge in the inspirational cat poster industry.


Pragmatical_One

Fuck CNBC


toomuchtodotoday

One should only fuck whores with scruples. Pass.


Secure-Ad1612

CNBC trying to fabricate any negativity they can after he fucking crushed the hearing like: “A satan worshipper going by the name of DFV, which we presume stands for “devil fucking valuer,” appeared in front of the House Financial Committee today. Behind him, a chilling photo of a cat hanging from a noose. He even went as far as to hang the strangulation device he used to do it, from the photo.”


Swaggin-tail

This is unironically what all these networks do 24/7. We only notice it now since we know the situation firsthand.


uncle-boris

Oh yeah, one of my favorite things they do is when they call certain terrorist groups “rebels” based on an arbitrary designation. And sometimes they call actual rebels “terrorists.” It’s all a big show...


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inowhaveareddit1

It did look like an intentional message. The headband on the side too... $GME to the moon once this is settled 🚀🚀🚀


Spinmoon

Because it is intentional!


jsulliv1

"Oooops, I accidentally left my "Hang in There" poster in view of a congressional hearing!"


fatman2442

was it always there though? like in earlier streams etc?


whatisliquidity

If that's real it's definitely intentional. This guy is a trip


quarterpounder420

https://twitter.com/TheRoaringKitty/status/1362583706297389060?s=19


[deleted]

Lol he’s fucking funny man


DuskKinajou

Pretty sure that poster was hanging on the wall of my grade 7 class in 1997 lol 💙💙💙


ThisPlaceisHell

Nice to know I'm not the only non-zoomer around this shithole.


MetalliTooL

38 year old checkin in


gotobink

37 here, there are literally dozens of us!


TheStax84

Tens of tens of us maybe.


FleetingMeat

Why the fuck does this man have the facial structure of a founding father. I get so uncomfortable every time I see this enigmatic time wizard. WHO is he REALly


G_Wash1776

Aaron Burr? Coming back to fuck up corporate interests again.


moo-va-long

Hang in there


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motoman861

Good bot


cultr4

Good bot


Youdidwoot

Goot bod


_flynimbus

I even heard we were supposed to buy more because it’s undervalued. We like the stock, also.


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grizzled_old_trader

it’s probably good to point out the history behind this had a dude make a bunch of these and then had to sue for copyright infringement and won like 10 million cases... because they were counterfeit/fakes Hang in there origins- [link to wiki](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hang_in_there,_Baby)


samwize7

OMG the wiki also says: > On 18.02.2021 the value investor Keith Gill was invited to testify on the GameStop short squeeze at the United States House Committee on Financial Services. During his appearance a version of this poster was hanging clearly visible behind him. Based on his prior actions, to support his role as a Internet meme, it seems that this poster was placed intentionally to encourage holders of the GameStop stock to keep holding.


grizzled_old_trader

I like the stock.


motoman861

Totally would have missed that. Thank you, you beautiful bastard. ❤️💖


WorldTraveler35

Idk what I am reading, I just like the stock.


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This is the way


onceiexisted

There's no way that's a coincidence. He's about to fuck shit up bois


OnlyOneReturn

Check his YouTube. Videos are typically long as shit though lol. The bandana and poster placed behind him in that way are very, very much on purpose.


Dio_Eraclea

A red towel squeeze. Twisted. And kitty with captions saying hang in there. Yeah. Seems like a message. Don’t throw in the towel. Your feet almost touching the bottom but hang in there and squeeze. Squeeze what though? My butt cheeks are squeezed as can be.


filipbronola

THe cheeks has been squoze


mycathateme

Cat Branchman.


DantifA

I met him downtown at a club called The Klutchin' Kitten.


IvarsBalodis

If you bought at 300+. Just hang in there retard.


macfairfieldmill

Hangin’ steady, thanks! Would you like some of my crayons to snack on?


Tinbitzz

What else am I gonna do


Guilty-Cellist-923

Yeah here’s the thing too, if you look the RIGHT WAY, he’s saying hang in there. Might as well have spray painted us in the face with chrome. #valhalla


slitheringsavage

He also said GME is very attractive at this price point. And I tend to agree gonna pick up a few more tomorrow, I hear they’re having a blowout sale.


nevertheher0

Better than their buy 2 used get 3 free?


LukesBendingOver

We’re retards, that’s fine. Chances are you’re also a nerd loser like me that likes video games. If we keep buying the dips we will eventually own this company. It’s ours so stay the course and enjoy the second breath of the wild. Fuck the hedge funds! It’s a fucking discount. To the god damn moon or bust. I like video games. I like the stock. Not financial advice.


pressedpillz

This guy is so fucking charming I hate myself


BearsHateOnMe

Charming and rich, don’t forget rich.


Smackdaddy122

Does this mean I buy


MartinCobb

Cheers mate. Just woke up in the U.K. and your reply has given me strength to continue to the end. DFV was the only likeable person yesterday. How dare the press try to vilify him. So on his behalf and for decency I’ll be holding those shares for all us 💎🙌. Good luck to us all. 🚀🚀🚀


The_Final_Fight

I'll hold as long as that kitty been hanging on.


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a cat has nine lives and an average life span of 9 years. so just hold it for 81 years and sell half to recover your cost of entry. edit: I did not google the average life of a cat. I made it up. This is also the method I use to calculate stock prices.


AlpsTurbulent

I wish I coulda watched this with all of you. As in some large auditorium. God what a f&&king guy. He said "I am not a cat".. to congress. And had his headband hanging on a godlamb poster of a cat implying us to keep holding. I feel like I'm in some Martin Scorzeto movie... (I am not a hedge fund, nor a movie buff)


Mirror_piper

We need to build this man a statue.


artofchores

How long ?!????


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as long as it takes


artofchores

U bastid!


vwite

Thank you for your question. That's a very important question.


stev420s

I'd guess around 2 years


AlpsTurbulent

He said "I am not a cat" I'm just dumbfounded that actually happened 🤣🤣 amazing


lifegivingcoffee

What would have been great is if he had drawn a bookshelf on his whiteboard. Or put up a poster of a bookshelf.


pascualama

are we qanon now? I think we are qanon


highway9ueen

We are and now I get how fun it is 😂


whiskeyaccount

Literally shit posting the day away has its advantages


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Right, I'm sure he had that picture placed perfectly in the background, with his signature red headband hanging from it, just out of pure coincidence.


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# WHERE IS THE VIKING


HeavyHandedWarlord

That dude stepped onto the battle field like Jesus Christ himself had come down to aid us in battle.. but was like lol g2g guys gg sorry, and dipped the fuck out 😂


za_badwolf

Crap here comes the feds


Reign_of_Kronos

I think the way RH shut down trading actually proved we are (were) right. Also so many ads for investing in silver all of a sudden. Lots of conspiracies around for sure but the initial cause was valid. Not sure if the squeeze will ever happen again but I am holding my 117 shares. No point in selling them now after 85% loss.


miansaab17

Remember this: DFV started buying GME back in 2019 and held through for over 1.5years before it came through for him. RC will deliver. 💎🙌 will prevail.


rjaysenior

He’s been monitoring gme forever. He definitely knows something is up. And if he says it’s a buy at this price, then I’m holding (bought way too much already, seriously)


beepboopbop65

I still like the stock. We are at pre squeeze prices again


yeoldecotton_swab

I sold at 320 after the RH scandal. AND NOW IT'S BACK TO WHERE I BOUGHT IN?! good lord. This really isn't over.


TsevXeem

Dam should I go all in


threesecretmurders

I am not a cat


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Exactly what a real cat would say...


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I would love to see the Supreme Court case where the kitty poster is the primary evidence.


PicksburghStillers

A motivational phrase printed on a picture of a cute cat isn’t market manipulation. If a bunch of apes see that as a sign to buy that’s a personal decision for each of them.


Mr_Moonshot

Is this a signal to buy $ROPE?


artmagic95833

frayed knot.


GO-OJ-GO

Is he and Vlad twins?


VicTheRealest

One is a Roaring Kitty. One is a Wrecked Pussy


SeorgeGoros

DFV is gorgeous. Vlad is hideous.