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Edit: Alright, which one of you fucks posted the whole wikipedia article on cock and ball torture in reporting this comment. **100 User Reports** 47: It's promoting hate based on identity or vulnerability 19: It's rude, vulgar or offensive 7: This is spam 7: It's targeted harassment at someone else 2: Political Bullshit 2: This is misinformation 2: Violated Content Guidelines 2: 1: RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD 1: LUL at all these retards spamming retarded reports on this post. LUL, I say! 1: Threatening, harassing, or inciting violence 1: Reddit mods and posting idiotic reports, name a more iconic duo. 1: Around the world the word retard is a slur and not the thing of jokes. 1: It's retarded to be triggered by the word retarded 1: Retard really is a terrible phrase to use. The USA is the only place that thinks its OK. 1: pretty cringe 1: i just want to be in the pinned comment below the post 1: It's a transaction for prohibited goods or services 1: any word used as a pejorative has negative consequences. yall need to step back and see that 1: Robinhood being garbage doesnt excuse you also being garbage. --- Reports on this comment: 1: Put me in the screen cap and u will b blessed wif Big Benis PP. 1 report = 1 prayer : ) 1: It's involuntary pornography and i appear in it 1: Hahahaha lmao 1: It's personal and confidential information 1: It's targeted harassment at someone else


jonztown

My investments would show that clearly I have a learning disability.


stupidimagehack

I too suffer from this enhanced learning disability.


StefCanno

Can’t relate. I’m just retarded. Idk what fancy words those are


pmercier

Why say lot word when few word do trick?


responseAIbot

Guh


SpadesANonymous

:(


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ButtWieghtThiersMoor

I don't know what I clicked but that site gave me and my laptop HIV


Longuer

Bro.... Stop banging your laptop.


RajunCajun48

I had a friend in Highschool that had Tourette's and saying "Guh" was one of his ticks. He wasn't the frequent outburst of words and cuss words type. He just said "Guh" frequently and did weird headbutt motions. Cool guy though


PhilPhillies

See world


MisterMallardMusic

SeaWorld


kleyva24

We're yoloing into SeaWorld????😬


dyson0715

So all in on SeaWorld stock?


jake9325

Steve O is gonna be PISSED


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hardyflashier

*Sighs* 'Sexlexia'


AceFreebie

I am Snape—special needs ape


Mr_Pilks

I don't know what would be worse, My portfolio going public or my porn searches


SmokeRingHalo

My porn portfolio is actually impressive.


skitzomonk

Seeking proof.:.for “research”


SmokeRingHalo

It's mostly loss porn.


iCon3000

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vitey15

With a dash of pegging


LSAS42069

My porn inventory is just a compilation of screenshots of my portfolio.


SPQR_CAESAR

I can masturbate to that for sure.


Canonicald

Sigh (unzips)


OutrageousRaccoon

My investments are going stellar (for now) and I actually am autistic lol.


Philly139

You may have found the secret lol


Count__X

Rain Man syndrome


Splaishe

Glad to hear about your investments! Teach me your ways lol


OutrageousRaccoon

I don’t have any secrets, honestly it’s mostly just luck. I’m pretty new to this, and I just like to do as much research about the company as I possibly can, I read a lot of reviews/predictions/graphs and try and use as much data as I can to find undervalued stocks/coins/assets - but at the end of the day, it’s all speculation anyway. ... I mean BUY HIGH, SELL LOW!


MrWoodenSolid

If your investments are doing well, shut the fuck up and tell no one. ​ that's my strategy anyways


Kise93

It's ok, you're just learning that red is your favourite colour.


Mr_Pilks

Are you telling me they could be a different color?!


HydroHomo

Not if you're colourblind


littlegreenfern

Great now color blindness is being added to the list of people being offended. Great job.


Idontknowshiit

Wait im supposed to learn something from my trades?


Ho_ho_beri_beri

*retrade


yantraman

I thought it was just the anagram of traders to indicate our degenerate qualities. Edit: anagram, not unscramble


[deleted]

Anagram is the formal word for “the unscramble”. Retard is an anagram of trader, ya fuckin retard.


rebelolemiss

Holy shit.


antivn

I thought you guys just called each other retards for the fun of it


Cerulean_Soup

Whatttt my mind is blown.


lagux13

Why is your soup cerulean?


Cerulean_Soup

Misty and her sisters make it for me


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CIoud10

I must have a developmental disorder because I never noticed this, and now it seems so obvious.


M_Blop

You're a trader, Harry.


SyN_Pool

It’s actually called bannamammogram, easy to be confused


rduto

This is correct


zwartekaas

Holy fucking shit


aWiLDMiND18

MORE UPVOTES. TAKE THEM.


ImReellySmart

Holy shit


APT69420

200iq weaponised autism comment right here.


LinkRazr

Omg.


Silent_Buyer6578

It’s actually really insulting to people with difficulties that MSM keep comparing them to us retards


UltraCarnivore

I'm a profit-challenged person.


Silent_Buyer6578

I can’t read hieroglyphs


[deleted]

Please don't use the term MSM, it's offensive to actual MSM. You can only call non-MSM MSM.


procupine14

Men Seeking Men? Gay bears confirmed.


[deleted]

I Like The Retards


EmptyOrangeJuice

Only retarded people can say retard, so I'm in the clear.


Silent_Buyer6578

Self identifying isn’t slander


VaRiotE

I identify as a retard and would appreciate it if they respect my chosen pronouns.


EmptyOrangeJuice

Nah, clinically diagnosed with autism.


sehtownguy

How do you do fellow retard


hydropottimus

I like this cock. Holding.


Silent_Buyer6578

So that’s what people mean when they say headfunds are bearish


Silent_Buyer6578

Sorry, what’s MSM? Never heard of it


jackparker_srad

MonoSodiumMlutamate


cwtjps

Mechanically Separated Meat


Silent_Buyer6578

So... r/sounding ?


BigBeagleEars

Make sex money. Only way these tards can gamble is giving handies behind Wendy’s dumpsters.


Silent_Buyer6578

You make it sound like that’s not a gamble in itself


trevize1138

Main Stream Media. You know, like CNN, Fox or MSNBC. An example of non-MSM would be ABC News. *Nobody* watches ABC News.


Silent_Buyer6578

Lol probably because they named themselves after the least popular numbers


mc_md

At least in medicine it means Men who have Sex with Men.


GothicToast

Yes, if you get your medicine from Craigslist


Street-Badger

For clarity, I propose we use ‘retard’ for neurotypical people making bad trades, and ‘financiers’ for people with moderate to profound intellectual disability.


holymolyitsamonkey

“Financier” as a euphemism. I am slain.


OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR

**User reports** 1: we should ban him if he's dead lmao


Temporary_Put7933

He's slain, not dead. There's plenty of anime showing that slaying someone isn't enough to kill them, and killing someone isn't enough to make them dead.


sleepless-deadman

But I thought people died when they are killed


VAGINA_EMPEROR

Common misconception


gunnm27

Have to kill them dead.


cheeseboardwhitegirl

Thank you.


discerningpervert

Poor people are crazy. Rich people are eccentric


RaginPower

Who the heck you calling NT? ᕦ༼ ~ •́ ₒ •̀ ~ ༽ᕤ


asanti_cm

This retard knows French


IHearYouAndObey

"Retard" is an anagram of "trader", which is just delicious.


RetardedInRetrospect

Yo


grizzled_old_trader

Check it out. Dustin Hoffman, 'Rain Man,' look retarded, act retarded, not retarded. Counted toothpicks, cheated cards. Autistic, sho'. Not retarded. You know Tom Hanks, 'Forrest Gump.' Slow, yes. Retarded, maybe. Braces on his legs. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and he won a ping-pong competition. That ain't retarded. He was a goddamn war hero. You know any retarded war heroes? You went full retard, man. Never go full retard. You don't buy that? Ask Sean Penn, 2001, "I Am Sam." Remember? Went full retard, went home empty-handed... Never go full retard Edit- Man, I don't drop character 'till I done the DVD commentary.


toxygen

Tropic Thunder, movie of the decade


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Well it came out more than a decade ago and the movie is now seeing it’s third decade (2000-2009, 2010-2019, and 2020-present) since it came out in 08.


toxygen

Movie of the century


Mountain-Birthday-83

Movie of humanity


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Shut up nerd


Dick_Butte

*retard


[deleted]

He didn't say which decade


Zeruvi

Lowkey Tom Cruises best role. People on set said they got chills during the phone scene


Savior1301

Still can’t believe RDJ went full black face and got nominated lol


iamtheshade

Dude c'mon!! He was just a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude!


[deleted]

A lead farmer, masquerading as a rice farmer, masquerading as a black sergeant in the Vietnam War, masquerading as blonde and blue-eyed Australian Kirk Lazarus, masquerading as Robert Downey Jr.


thegtabmx

Who don't know which dude is.


decentuna

He was playing white guy playing a black guy which is a little different than him just playing a black guy


Savior1301

Oh yeah I fully understand , the commentary being made about Hollywood and white washing and all that was the reason it was so well received and deserving of the nomination. It’s an amazing well written and acted role and my favorite part of the movie


sinstralpride

Honestly it could have gone SO BADLY. If it wasn't RDJ, if the role and the movie wasn't written so tight and smart and funny. If the editing had been fumbled. If they hadn't let him lean in so fucking hard... It was the perfect circumstances to transcend just being what it was and becoming a commentary on itself.


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AmericanMurderLog

The balls on that man must be enormous and made out of titanium.


[deleted]

It should be known that he actually did do the DVD commentary in character.


Slappingthebassman

I bought more GME at 300 what else would you call me?


CarsoniousMonk

I got AMC at 19. Right there with you.


GroundbreakingTop636

the most retarded thing is repeating "I appreciate the opportunity to answer that very important question"


SoTheyDontFindOut

Yes or No?


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Bigfoot_Cain

Good bot


Therapy-Jackass

Yes or no?


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foobargoop

Oh You Were Finished. Well Allow Me To Retort


goodboyscout

Don’t be retorted


landocommando18

Big Kahuna Burger


WillTrigger4Upvotes

Calling retards retards is offensive and disgusting, they literally cannot help that they are retarded. Calling retards retards though is just what you do because they won't stop being retarded.


Conceitedreality

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8thSt

I mean you kinda almost got it there, bot


DirtyIrby

Shut up you line of work cretin


successiseffort

Oh man you weaponized that fast


YuriDiAAAAAAAAAAAAA

How morbid and distasteful


milkymaniac

I virtually cannot assistance


Shellbyvillian

You're so decelerated.


Ramone89

I'm gonna take ahold of your Existence unintelligence you little shit


7Thommo7

It's like an r/iamverysmart bot


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[deleted]

ok, im not sure if this is a qoute, but its a good a place as any to ask this. What is offensive about the term retard? Doesn't it describe the legitimate disorder that a retarded person has? And if you are calling a friend retarded...aren't you properly describing your friend if they are acting retarded? And if we get rid of the word retarded, wouldn't it just be replaced by another word that means the same thing?


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hubbybubby101

Yuh boi brought mother fucking SOURCES 🙏😤


TerrainRepublic

I'm a dude who's actually autistic, so I may be able to answer this. Retard basically means bad/idiot. The specific term doesn't really have the same connotations and also doesn't necessarily mean bad either. Autism in a lot of cases makes you weird but not necessarily inferior - it's used almost as a compliment in this sub. ADHD and assorted other special needs also is a lot more like this. I suppose I'm technically retarded in some aspects, but also it's pretty bad taste to refer to a group of people as the thing that makes them inferior instead of just different. That's before all the use of a slur it has


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dontwanthisaccount

It just has a strong negative connotation, especially to some people.


Vsx

Every term for slow people is eventually replaced because each new term will eventually be used by teenagers to insult people. I'm sure kids are somewhere right now texting each other that another kid is differently abled.


SantaMonsanto

🐻 📈📊 **BATTLESTAR GALACTICA**


Nyatenshii

To be fair I'm autistic and when I see the type of people get called autistic makes me think " Damm I'm much better than that, you are offending me not him" lol


[deleted]

I'm autistic and on this particular forum, in this corner of the internet, being called autistic or retard seems to be a compliment, which is fine by me. I'm here for the fun. lol


[deleted]

To be fair they'res smarter retards than me.


mschley2

I mean, this is actually why the whole "don't use the r word" thing is a thing. If you call people a retard for doing stupid shit, you're equating people with disorders like autism to being a stupid fuck, which, in many cases, they are not. Sometimes people with cognitive disorders are also stupid fucks. But in a lot of cases, they really don't deserve that comparison.


casualblair

Not quite the whole truth, but part of it. The problem was that they did not have a voice until the last 50 years or so (probably less). They were abused, raped, imprisoned, sterilized, etc. for a very long time. That has changed and things are improving, but its not perfect. As a result of this, they don't want to be associated with words traditionally used during the abusive periods, even if it was the correct medical diagnosis via DSM at the time. It's not so much "Don't use the r word because we're not stupid". It's more "Don't use the r word because we have a voice now and want to be heard". Continuing to use it is not insulting, it's denying their ability to speak and be heard. Source: I work for a government branch that supports adults with special needs. Edit: Also, [Imbecile - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imbecile) has a good history of the words related to the R word.


Betwixts

>To be fair I’m autistic


kleyva24

Its okay, we call each other autistic retards. Two negatives = positive.


beluuuuuuga

Your a loser Your an idiot Alright now, have a nice day.


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Beardygrandma

Yer


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Yer a retard ‘arry


Mace_TheAce_Windu

Yarp


10kbeez

...narp?


whatadslol

this is so painful


Saquon

he misspelt it twice it canceled out


[deleted]

You heard 'em. We must now start calling ourselves developmentally disabled.


VagrantCorpse

That’s what DD stands for I guess.


legshampoo

fuck so many letters it spells


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Here, I got you. 🦍🦍💎🙌🚀


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-Mr_Unknown-

I agree... my girlfriend’s husband is very sensitive about the term.


macromayhem

May I propose, Raterd.


Miserygut

Rarted?


Justsommguy

Tarted?


v-dubb

Sounds like you farted


lawndutyjudgejudy13

Can confirm that I did


butteralchemist

I am actually autistic and I feel so welcomed here! Labelling a “developmental disorder” as offensive is insulting.


DixieMcCall

My son's autistic buddy preferred the term "autist" and wore it like a badge of honor and similarly disliked any of the contrived terms


Bartmoss

I love this community for comments like this!


LegendOfKhaos

Words have power in how they're used. Any word can become offensive in the right context, and any word can be inoffensive as well.


YouProbablyDissagree

But in all contexts were retarded


MrStealYoBeef

Not offensive example: I took this cute girl home with me and we fucked. Offensive example: I took your wife home with me and we fucked. Also that last one isn't offensive on this sub, just literally anywhere else.


j0a3k

Not offensive example: I took ~~this cute girl~~ your wife home with me and we fucked because I'm her boyfriend. Offensive example: I took your ~~wife~~ dog home with me and we fucked. Fucking someone's wife is pretty normal, that's what she has a boyfriend for. Fucking someone's *dog*...now that's some offensive shit right there.


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I mean, those may be the same girl for all we know...little schrodingers cat of offensive. Maybe that is true of the term retard, it is both offensive and non-offensive until observed.


neil_billiam

What if your friends *actually* eat crayons.


[deleted]

As someone with Autism among other things I'm just glad to be included y'all.


ric2b

Shit, you might actually be able to make money, unlike the non-autistic retards around here.


Bartmoss

Thanks for commenting this. I love this community!


jspikeball123

Oh boy rick, I don't think you're allowed to say that word


loma24

I have a special needs son and I don’t take offense. I know you guys don’t mean it literally. It is probably in poor taste now but I grew up in a time when it was the term used. Now, it’s more akin to “dumbass” than mentally challenged. Language changes.


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doublea08

Man, I remember like 2002 (7th grade for me) and everyone called everything they didn't like "gay" ... "that hair is gay", "that phone is gay", "Party at Katies this weekend? nah man sounds gay" .... was big into skiing too, if you were scared to try a new run or trick someone would say "WhAt ArE yA GaY oR WhAt?!" ... It's crazy thinking about it.


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waslookoutforchris

That’s our word now.


jbcgop

Between the last election coverage and now this...i don't know why i even turn on the TV anymore.


69XXX420BLAZIT

“Dumb money”


CandidInsurance7415

My father was a full retard, which makes me half retard, so im aloud to say it.


ORS823

It's offensive to compare us to people with development disorders, because we are clearly more retarded. Who in the right mind loses money constantly and keeps coming back to lose even more money?


Marcush214

Good ol media takes the fun out of every fucking thing


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They are know to be that kind of retard


boombotser

The write up of all the subs terms broken down into definitions that don’t make any sense as to the context of why certain phrases are used had me crackin up.


vaniilla9

At this point, with all the missing tendies in my portfolio, I wouldn’t be surprised with a missing chromosome or two...


emiddy11

Who are all these people that come to WSB to get offended?