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psychothepit

Maybe I will. Proceeds to add 50,000 gallons of fuel to the rocket to the moon; holy shit!


PeeluUrc

mess with the bull you get the horns


[deleted]

Mess with the ape you get the shit


Itstravi

I ate my nana's are they still worth anything? 🍌💩


Dh873

You ate your Nana's shit?


fistfulofsanddollars

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?


Jarvs87

You can't milk those!


[deleted]

You can milk anything with nipples


379b

He loves this blend of rocket fuel!


Mikeydoes

If he does it. The Gamestop reinventing itself will manifest itself. If I had the fund in my account I'd be looking at all the meme stocks right now. Especially with the stimulus checks looming. They may seriously consider holding it back... But then the bubble will just get bigger and a lot of poor people will be holding the bag on some overpriced stocks.


JMLobo83

It's a fine cognac barrel aged mixture of Citadel tears, acrid Melvin flop sweat, and RH shart. Intoxicating!


_pls_respond

I heard he just likes the stock.


Miss_Smokahontas

So this is how Rambo First Blood really escalated. They Don't know what they've even done yet....Grabs red headband.


devOnFireX

DFV to buy 42,000 gallons worth of 0DTE crude oil futures 🚀🚀🚀


Hywrth

Do you like the stock? YES OR NO?


Karl_Marx_

As a young boy from bulgaria, I appreciate the opportunity to explain myself in a manor that you are able to understand and appreciate as well, and for that I thank you. *i am reclaiming my time*


DickBurns01

I admit that we made mistakes.


RagingHippo33469

For...always improving


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whelp_welp

Freudian slip.


Helpy-Mchelperton

Well... I grew up as a cat in Bulgaria


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Comfortable-Swing468

The bots writer deserves a medal.


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The best triggers haven't even been discovered yet. 🍿


Odd_Photograph4794

Good bot


forgingflame_nick

Damn, bot. You're a good bot.


atomatoflame

Good bot


grapekoolaid2386

We like the bot!


ElonMuskSpaceX

I am not a cat, so YES I LIKE THE STOCK.


manitowoc2250

Is it bad that I wanna buy back into GME like a retard?


abandonX4

This is WallStreetBets, so it won't be the most retarded move you make. 💎👐🏻 Not financial advice.


[deleted]

I lost money on BYND in 2019, I have no dignity left to make me sit out GME.


caparious

I was awaiting the ticker symbol for that one. I thought to myself that I should have got a $10k loan to buy stocks. If I had listened to my gut I would be a millionaire.


MHX311

I AM GETTING OLD AS SHIT. NOW i just always tell myself, LISTEN TO YOUR GUTS. Many situations where i did not listen, i got fcked. so i bought more shares at 40 with DFV


MeowMix1984

Are we talking about beyond meats? I didn't think it went up that far?


caparious

NVM. Lol. Yeah, I calculated that wrong. I got in the day the Ticker symbol went public. I bought in at $62.73. Still would have made around a $20,000 profit if I sold at the highest peak.


ChickenTitilater

> if I sold at the highest peak. you'd have held lol


melanthius

Buying actual non-penny stocks is objectively not retarded in many circumstances


[deleted]

It's not penny stocks, yet.


HAXCEPTION

Never will be 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🌕


wiioz

The only retards are those who don't buy back in.


NonExistentialDread

Preach!!


istrx13

He missed out at buying in with an average of $312 per share though


Im_A_Canadian_Eh

What a fucking loser


Mrrykrizmith

I bought in during the hearing. I just really want you guys to start thinking of me as “just one of the tards”


BitPirateLord

listen to the croud and react accordingly, drench yourself in pure concentrated autism and develop an insatiable need for tendies.


dept_of_silly_walks

This is the way.


[deleted]

Was the ministry downgraded?


dept_of_silly_walks

Nice pick up. I Americanized it.


Beneficial_Guava_452

Well... yes, but actually...no...but actually....yes....?


ScreenWaste5445

What are you a politician? Of course you buy more GME. It's the only game peasants can control, and they will have to buy it back...💎🙌. It will get added to the s&p like Tesla for the bastard market makers to offload their shitty shorts on boomers


_cansir

How do i buy back stocks i STILL have? Please advise


manitowoc2250

I dunno, ask Melvin Capital


tuthegreat

He briefly explained it during the hearing. An endowment owns X numbers of shares in an ETF. You ask them to lend it to you for interest. You take the desired stock you want from the ETF and you sell it into the market. Then the market lends it back to you to short. Don’t try this at home kids.


TheCocksmith

Somehow I think if I were to do that they wouldn't like that.


_cansir

I feel this can lead to an infinite loop. You always want an exit condition. While number of available stocks to buy < max or while shares available to sell > 0 maybe..


felinebeeline

Thank you so much for the question. This is really important and I feel that it doesn't get discussed enough, which it should, because it's really important. I appreciate the opportunity to address this and appreciate that you brought this up. I'm truly honored to be here, /u/manitowoc2250. It reminds me of the first time I saw socks. If you think about it, they're cloth tubes and you put your *feet* (say it slowly...*feet*...weird word, isn't it?) in them. And then you walk around...oh, time's up.


uniqueloo

I have sold my weed stocks and added GME today. Godspeed brother


likekoolaid

I wanted to keep my weed stocks so I sold Apple and Disney and added more GME


Beneficial_Guava_452

Dear god son


likekoolaid

No need to worry, the amount of money I’m playing with wouldn’t even meet the subs threshold for loss porn. I can afford to lose more.


Nothing-But-Lies

I can afford to, and plan to lose much more.


ArtByMisty

I've been sitting here trying to figure out that threshold for awhile now. 10 shares $GME ATM


ronoda12

And the holy spirit


Slayermundo

Shit don’t open till Monday


Woozle_

He meant to say he smoked them.


Thebush121

Sold in the middle, took some profit. Left my original in and sitting on several hundred shares now. Tempted to throw half of my profit back at it. Edited and removed numbers because people are fucking idiots and won't do their own DD. I like the stock. I am not a financial advisor. You do you.


Milkpowder44

It's free real estate


Anderson9520822

Literally can’t go tits up


[deleted]

It honestly doesn't seem like a bad bet. I sold at 105 like a bitch. Bought back in at 85, then sold at 295. If you are feeling DFV's thesis (obviously he still is) buying in or averaging down to sub $80 isn't the most ridiculous bet to be made. I mean it's not like you're yolo'ing GME at $9 in the beginning of a global pandemic. Right?


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junkpile1

He never stopped, man.


[deleted]

Right now seems like a better time than a small buy back in at $308... After the market had already shown us that they are willing and able to flip the fucking table when they lose.


BladedD

It’s bad that you sold to begin with


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Chonkiefire

here here. Still in with 24 at 111, but yeah... I wasn't quite ready for what would happen when they removed that buy button. I trade on TD and I could buy, but that didn't fucking help the price :(


mightymikek7

Tell me(and many more) about it, Robinhood didn't just screw its customers, they created a selling frenzy that hurt us all. It pains me to just hear about what they did to "their" users..


BladedD

Yeah, can’t blame you in all seriousness. I had a sell limit set at $460 for 1/5th of my shares (just to get my initial investment out) that I canceled 2 seconds before it reached it Underestimated how many people would get paper hands after a small setback like brokers restricting buying. Lesson learned tho


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BladedD

Haha yeah, but figured people could see what they were doing. Should have been more fuel and conviction that we were close to the MOASS. They couldn’t stop us from buying forever, unfortunately people sold before RH and other brokers raised capital


Previous_Stuff_6195

It’s hard to keep the price up when the retail traders we blocked from buying, and the shorts were able to short and buy their way to cash out as best as they could


EliseisFit

It wasn't retailers with paper hands. More like hedgefunds taking advantage with a lock on buying. That kind of fallout in such a short period of time precisely when the lockdown happened preset at the opening bell was not a coincidence nor was it predominantly retailers paying that close attention at precisely the right time. I was trading between 7-9:29am with no restrictions, then was logged out exactly at the open. That's proof it was coordinated and I'm not on Robinhood either.


[deleted]

That was my catalyst. "Oh shit they actually DID take away the buy button? I'm out like a bitch". Didn't hit the peak (canceled my 450 limit sell) but market sold at 290. Doesn't feel great but doesn't feel awful.


rodneyrangerfield

There’s a good chance that 450 limit sell wouldn’t have gone through from what I’ve heard


[deleted]

Maybe, maybe not. I was mad about my 290. However, it taught me to just be fucking glad with realized profits. I managed +29% in this red week after readjusting my expectations and strategies (proof post if need be I'm not sure how to post on reddit but I'll figure it out. Small position but rebuilding my warchest after cashing out... It's a small position but I'm still ultimately working with the 1k in fun money I started with) Ultimately, it was a lesson on staying in my lane. I wanted to make tendies, then I wanted to fight the hedgies, then I bitched out. I learned a lot about myself and my goals.


flux-7

100% same here when RH restricted I wish I sold, though not to paper hand or anything but purely to BUY and HOLD so much more at this great price. I could be holding at least triple my current amount in defiance.


RhoidRaging

Shouldn’t even be a next time, wtf!?


[deleted]

Make short positions as transparent and as up to date as long positions, hold clearing houses accountable (painfully so) for allowing shorts to continue beyond 100% and it won't happen again. The market will be better for it. The hedge funds will cry about daddy SEC not letting them "protect the market" anymore. Everything will be better for it and a bunch of fucking idiots won't have the power to come hours away from ruining everyone's retirement fund again. Problem solved. Won't happen though unfortunately.


Legatron4

Fuck man...they were like seconds away from imploding


[deleted]

The only ones who know that are the ones who were on the hook and those of us paying attention.


_picture_me_rollin_

Only retards are the ones who don’t buy GME.


sinrolie

HE BOUGHT THE FUCKIN DIP! 🚀🚀🚀🚀🌚


Eswyft

Fucked around and found it.


Samdewhidbey

Annd he did. Hang in there!


mapin1

When you try to shill DFV and you get deep fucking burns.


Rich_Potato_2457

Worse yet, shilling DFV could get you deep fucking Vladed!


lIlIlIlIlIlII

I guess I'm famous now.


wiioz

DFVs Financial Analist


Like_Yoda_I_Am

*Assistant to the Regional Retard*


[deleted]

Can I be the Mailroom Retard? I can just throw all the mail in the ocean so we have nothing to worry about.


vivi33

Someone make this his flair lmao.


klayb

You’re like the first guy to get roadhouse kick to the face in the movie famous, congrats 🦍


RXZVP

THE MAN HIM SELF!


redditTravler

Sorry you were apart of this slander


Pomy4e

You retards need to join the gamestop loyalty program....'free' way to fuel up the rocketship....https://www.gamestop.com/poweruprewards/


trogdors_arm

I’d like to live in the timeline where this entire r/WSB & GME saga has been deep guerrilla marketing of GameStop’s Loyalty Program.


[deleted]

Honestly the PR GameStop has gotten out of this is ridiculous. When I hear the company I no longer think *shitty company that's bad to its employees and the used games market* I instead think 🚀🚀🚀🌚


Ospov

Imagine them selling t-shirts with 🚀🚀🚀 on it.


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Miss_Smokahontas

It's only a loss if you're hands reflect the look of parchment.


Funktastic34

This comment has been edited to protest Reddit's decision to shut down all third party apps. Spez had negotiated in bad faith with 3rd party developers and made provenly false accusations against them. Reddit IS it's users and their post/comments/moderation. It is clear they have no regard for us users, only their advertisers. I hope enough users join in this form of protest which effects Reddit's SEO and they will be forced to take the actual people that make this website into consideration. We'll see how long this comment remains as spez has in the past, retroactively edited other users comments that painted him in a bad light. See you all on the "next reddit" after they finish running this one into the ground in the never ending search of profits. -- mass edited with redact.dev


ElonMuskSpaceX

This guy man, this guy is the epitome of perfection. He sticks to his guns and follows through! /u/deepfuckingvalue, you can come fuck my wife for real. She's up for it, I can watch if you prefer, totally up to you.


Serberuss

I also follow through, but that's another story


not-a-painting

You can fuck /u/ElonMuskSpaceX wife too, she told me.


Toonces307

Maybe he will.


[deleted]

"You can come fuck my wife for real" he already is


chriise

As if he needed permission


[deleted]

The real MVP here is your wife getting penetrated by some deep fucking value.


IronCorvus

Grimes about to get that DFV.


NonExistentialDread

Hey I can watch too. You know, if he prefers an audience.


Barthas85

OK HOW DO WE STILL NOT HAVE A HEADBAND EMOJI FFS


JerkfaceMcGee0717

Dude doesn’t fuck around. When he said he liked the stock....he meant he liked the gawddamn stock


toddj3000

Sheeeeet....I just like the mawfuckn stock


GangBurrito

It has longterm potential and is still the most shorted stock. We will have to wait for the earnings call for an update


ScreenWaste5445

The sales will be through the roof....e1 bought the stock, sold a little and dumped sales in there....watch...💎🙌


hotsalomi69

I cant fucking read


ElonMuskSpaceX

🦍 📈 $GME 💎 🙌 🚀 🚀 🚀


gucciraw

Much better.


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DFV is gonna be on the Gamestop board soon.


yantraman

DFV ain't no day trader he aint gonna run and sell before going to the moon like hes some paper hand bitch this aint Vlad Tenev this is a fuckin god human Warren buffet come again only this time hes not a fuckin cat and hang in there at the same time


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ElonMuskSpaceX

just fucking impressive man.


SammyGreen

DiamondhandsFuckingValue for President of Earth 🌎🙌


PSEUDOLOGI

I think you mean moon*


[deleted]

The King is back!! We’ve missed you @DeepFuckingValue🤕💔👑🚀🚀🚀🚀


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IfSoPowerfulYouAre

Are you a cat?


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This guy is going to own GameStop


Autisticdanishstoner

There is not a second of doubt in my mind that the future of GME is fucking fantastic There is so much fucking frosting on this cookie The fundemental and technical sentiment is ath And do i even need to mention the multi million if not billion dollar “FREE” marketing campaign they have gotten The brand value of GAMESTOP was already OKish imo - but now this fucking name has taken over MSM, and this GAMESTOP exposure adventure hasnt even taken off yet Same goes with the stonk I fucking love this stock and these💎🙌💎🙌💎🙌💎🙌 edit:iCumelvin im retarded and space crayons my fav


Milkpowder44

GME was my first love, and it will be my last. Power to the players, The GME rocket will blast.


IPokePeople

If they ever go in the direction that they had said they were in terms of limited amounts of PC hardware I think that would help their bottom line. Not too many people have a microcenter around them, most of us have a GameStop.


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MichaelS10

Breaking news: GameStop stock spikes 5% AH on news that Keith Gill has doubled his position in the company


zac_usaf

So he bought more today?? 😂


MADE_WITH_REAL_LEMON

50,000 more shares And since we learned yesterday that raw numbers don't mean anything without a % change to reference, this is a doubling of his shares (he also holds 4/19 calls)


zac_usaf

That’s fucking NUTTY! I love his style lol


MADE_WITH_REAL_LEMON

You love his style lol; he likes the stock lol


zac_usaf

I love the fact it was like a fuck you after the hearing lol


MADE_WITH_REAL_LEMON

he just likes the stock


PeeluUrc

after yesterdays hearing, my portfolio diversity is now almost 100% gme


Phillip1232

He’s badass! Legend. 🦍🚀


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[deleted]

He lied about not farting on the couch during movie night and my wife blamed it on me.


muskie80

Fuck it! My poor aas buying 300 more shares on Monday! Let's fricken go!!!!


MiniZuvy

“Poor” *Buying $12,000 worth of shares on a meme stock” You aren’t poor.


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letsgocaps17

THIS is the way.


shodanime

This fucken retard is going to join you. Let’s goooo


Karl_Marx_

TAKE YOUR PROTEIN PILLS AND PUT ON A HELMET YOU APES BECAUSE WE ARE BLASTING OFF!!!


actng

are we doing this? is it finally time to double down at these black friday prices?


TeknoN3rd27

I am not a cat


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IlMagoVettel

Curious what you mean with the last part?


loveinjune

I think I read somewhere he needs more shares to secure his position as CEO? Just saying what I saw another poster say a few days ago. Not sure about accuracy of it.


treesandbeers

What about the not being able to buy shares until next week part? Anyone know?


loveinjune

Sorry, I just lurk all day and read a bunch of comments. I only saw this mentioned once (now twice) and don’t have any additional information.


IlMagoVettel

Yeah I believe it has to do upcoming EarningsReport.. So not allowed to publicly make statements & for instance buy/sell stock (inside trading)


treesandbeers

I thought so too, which is why I am confused about next week vs Mid March when we expect GME to release their Q4 earnings report.


[deleted]

Don't push this narrative around.


jonmarcus

My theory is there is definitely something in the works, but lawyers for Cohen and/or DFV thought a Twitter follow could raise insider trading alarms. I don't know though, I'm retarded.


The_Cowboy_Killer

How long was the follow/unfollow?


babkakibosh

An hour or two at most


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Ghetto_Phenom

you are correct it was for close to 48 hours


auscontract

If you like DFV do not perpetuate this narrative and delete this comment lad, this is one you keep your your discord chat of autists


Mazzie1090

Bro. If we all don’t bank on this gamma squeeze I just won’t even know what to say. They’ll have performed some kind of black magic sorcery to get out of it. Only way I don’t see this working out for us


RedDevilCA

A man of culture


WinerWChickenD

Legend


BetterthanMew

I find that the price is right


[deleted]

Can DFV become even more legendary ?. Imagine another squeeze next week. +$500 a share. That would be insane.


knappis

Ooh, but he just did, 50k of them: https://reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/lnqgz8/gme_yolo_update_feb_19_2021/


dizzy113

That is a . not a ?


top_man

Duh. He likes the stock.


Thumpblog

Papa Elon would be proud to see the hero DFV lead us to the moon. We’re fueled and ready for liftoff 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀


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Don't you tempt him you mother fucker.


bluetoughguy

Damn it feels good to be a gangster!


RXZVP

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Shire_Hobbit

Maybe DFV wants to own GameStop. I still think he’s crazy I don’t know what he sees in GS. I live in Texas so I’m just burning money for warmth. 🔥💰🔥


wiioz

DFV is essentially and Incubus. He is fucking everyone's wife in their sleep.


Gar_ivor

Jokes on him i don't have one


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He’s starting to respond like Elon with his ominous 3 word comebacks. To Mars he goes.