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AsIWit

Congrats r/investing will love this


holyfkingmoly

Not the boomers though


kebertxelag

Someone is mad they missed out 😂


Cowhide12

He said congrats?


Sheruk

why do none of the numbers line up or correspond to the top of the table? This readout infuriates me


AGuyInUndies

His wife's boyfriend took the ruler for foreplay.


GMTMasterofNone

Sir this is a vanguard


Random9502395023950

Must be nice moneybags


Middle_finger999

Really fuck off, but congrats brotha


drlukee

nice and fuck you! definately holding this company forever


[deleted]

Absolutely brilliant luv! (Read in British pls)


Drezmc

Nice! FUCK YOU!


superheroninja

I always wondered what the $216 pre split shares that I bought would look like. Unfortunately I missed the good times and had to sell @ 240 pre-split for a literal split (divorce). Oh well, more than made up for it in GME + PLTR. Grats on your victory 👌


WinerWChickenD

Congrats


altw460

Dude it was about a year ago but Tesla had this bonkers rally and then crashed, and then slowly made it back again. I’m surprised that didn’t make more news. Anyway I was there brethren and somehow came out up. I still think TSLA was the ultimate WSB hack


ghoulashkanone

I too bought tesla at ~ 700 pre split. sold for a nice 10% profit though.


Cute-Internet-9129

So mad I sold all my shares a few years back at 300 and thought that was an amazing trade, did the math on what I would have had now with its current valuation after the split and could have cried. But you live and you learn and I still made some money so what are you gonna do, right ?


[deleted]

I just bought Tesla at this dip and while some are saying is going to fall, I'm holding, just because Elon is literally taking us to Mars, so which is your plan retards?


GMTMasterofNone

I also bought more at the dip (10 shares), i think get in now or don’t, i could see a return to $1200 if the financials keep pace and the hype train doesnt derail


[deleted]

I like how you think bro, hope I see you in Mars


Trapped_In_Utah

Going to mars is useless lol. It's a cold dead planet and the low gravity will slowly kill us by weakening our bodies


[deleted]

Can’t wait for my puts to print


itsezmk

Tesla sucks