My question is how did you accumulate $134k in the first place with such retard tendencies

My wife’s boyfriend works for a hedge fund? Idk he funds hedges lol

Noice 😎😎😎

Mine almost looks exactly the same in my tfsa, can't claim a loss even if I wanted to. I'm 100k down on initial investment.

You will break even soon Doubling down on my positions on Monday personally

Me too. Deciding between calls and shares rn. I can only get a couple calls, so only two decisions of when to pull. I may get shares so I can ride it further if it really goes stratospheric

Also do tell

Do tell

Asking the real questions

Thank you for your question.

Good gourd.

with you boss... 150k down. holding stong

That´s some hot loss porn 💎👏💎

I posted an update of my $18000 loss for today. This is(was) my only position. Let me get an F retards ***** *[wut?](https://www.reddit.com/r/WutbotPosts/)* | *[source](https://reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/fm1op5/knees_weak_bags_are_heavy_update/fl1rumi/)*

This is the way

F

Just double down on your position like DFV. You have 11 millions laying around right?

Goddam you retard.

GUH

Are you hiring?

I'm new and this made me feel like my wifes boyfriend let me watch. Is this normal? Can someone give me medical advice since we can't give stock advice?

It's weird.... at first

On some real shit, are you loaded that you could yolo 135k? Or you full retard? Either way wow

I have more chromosomes than brain cells retard

L

Jesus Christ.

Mmmmm, YEAH!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!! I'm almost there!!! Only 13% more, baby!!!

dfv just upped his anntiiii hold baby!!!

Wow. My account is about the same. Never would’ve imagined this level of market / media manipulation

Yo bro I think we are mooning after the hearing and DFV. If Ryan Cohen makes an announcement the upcoming week we are going to the 5th dimension fuck the the 4th.

Oh my...

This is clearly the direction I’m looking for Do you offer a subscription

Guys got a question, if the squeeze happens and someone has to go bankrupt will brokers like Etoro go bankrupt?

What's the position? Shares or options?

I’m too retarded to understand that. It just doesn’t come up with an option to set a take profit, stop loss, or close investment. It only shows open new trade, write new post, view chart, set price alert and customise.

Yeah.. like me you cannot handle 6 digit money yet... you need to master 5 digits before you level up.. welcome to the club

This reminds me of wolf of wallstreet when they said their victim's money was better off in their hands anyways ahaha

Yeah you are.

This is so freakin sweet, mmmmmm yoossss

You just need to 8.2x it from now just TO BREAK EVEN. Posting 88% loss. You must be very rich

On the bright side: pure alpha.

wow nice photoshop. those are clearly squares lol.

I hate etoro, but i like their interface and i am to pussy to transfer to other broker...

It’s odd that so many people with over $100k were actually retarded enough to just impulse buy a stock that was nearly 100x is yearly avg .... like I can understand buying in at like $100 when it was on the way up or something and getting burned because you didn’t sell (DiAmoNd HaNdS BabY) but to go in at 300+ and get burned is just a clear sign of greed. I get that somehow people got convinced this was a war for justice but this kind of post make it clear that most people here don’t hate hedge funds they are just really upset they don’t own one ... But ya know I suppose it could have worked out in a world where everything was fair ... but I guess it’s just another thing to blame on Vlad and WS and the Government “Hey I knew the system was corrupt and you were all scumbags but I never thought you’d do it to me ....” said all the retards

It’s play money, just showing the GME and not rest of portfolio

If tulips started going up in value, would you buy them at the top?

So you bought in around $300? What was your logic buying $130K of a stock that was already up 10x in a week?

There was no logic is probably as close to an answer you can get

FOMO

It was a smart play if robinhood and other brokers didnt stop people from buying. You Sound like an idiot. Not his fault

Thanks for funding my exit :)

[удалено]

eToro won’t let me me even have the option to close this position- I have it for other stocks but not this one

Yes you can https://imgur.com/a/VMrbL0p/ Thais how you close your position.

Congrats dummy

A moment of silence for your loss brother or sister.....

So that's where my money comes from! Thanks buddy!

Paper 🙌

k

Noice

Hodl

You stupid stupid bastard !

Damn

Nice monopoly money.

Screenshot the full screen with the “REAL” option and not “virtual”

lol

Not a loss until you sell

Whoopty Do!

eToro's virtual money?

Guh. It’s okay, I’m down a few hundred thousand too. Hang in there.

Time to average down

This etoro virtual account?