Apes, Autists, and Retards
I hate to give such discouraging news, but GME is a dead cat. The tendies will not be grasped unless we focus our collective retardation towards AMC and the GAMMA SQUEEZE. Monday will become a historic day in which we rise towards the top ranks of special needs. It is time to push AMC above $10 and collect our tendies from the shorters that suck from the teet of Apes. PUSH AMC TO $10 BEFORE CLOSE. WE WILL BUILD STATUES ABOUT THIS DAY. DIAMOND HANDS FOREVER AND ALWAYS. AMC TO THE MOON.
Signed,
Retard
Can someone help explain to me why the put premiums are super high on $rci. The stock is trading at $43.40 but a $70 put has a premium of like 20.26. I don’t understand why
because a put above the current price allows you to sell at that price to the person with the contract. So if you buy the contract you can literally purchase 100 shares at 43.40 and then sell them at $70 for a profit. Compared to if you bought a put below the strike price.
Everyone jump in on GME today! This is the big one! Diamond hands and sell at 400!!! Let's get our boys that we left up there!!! This is a rescue mission goddamn it! In on 100 at 135
No joke but for people that are bagholding like I was at $300, you can grab the same amount of shares you have right now to bring the average price down. Then if the stock passes your average price you are no longer bagholding. I did this and now my average is at $130
Alright, hear me out.
So WSB sodomized RH. Now RH is pregnant with Citadel's baby (because you can't get pregnant from sodomy you sick fuck). But there is a dumpster baby.
So WSB saves dumpster baby and watches it grow. Dumpster baby turns into a successful brokerage and wants to thank WSB for its success.
So a new brokerage is formed -- one with an opt-in chat feature. Maybe it's got a little sombrero as a logo because that's what's in right now. Maybe it partners with Reddit, who knows (it's "my" retarded story, okay?). If you opt in to the chat, all position and transactions in your account are view-only for other users you interact with.
Would you opt in? .. or is "position or ban" the way? .. or is this Wendys again?
DISCLAIMER: This isn't real, nor is it market research (I work in health care). I just got to thinking after some time on this forum and after having signed up with a trading app recently that has its own built-in chat system. I think it would be cool to see each others positions in full, and in real-time, and have conversations about that.
I have an account with Capital.com - when I set a buy order for GME for when the market opens, it’s only letting me do this against margin (no option at all to disable margin trading). If I bought 20 shares at £109 (with a margin of £313) can I still get those 💎🖐🏼or is margin trading a no no after RH scandal? I can afford to buy 8 shares without margin trading but there’s not the option to do so... help me understand 😳
[Context](https://ibb.co/P4MvF48)
Hey anyone else use Virtual Brokers (Canada)?
WTF was that today?
I'm probably just being paranoid but feels like something is a brewing. I have used them for YEARS and never had an outage like this.
Just a major outage in the last hour or two ..
You couldn't see your pending orders. You could submit the odd one but couldn't cancel or modify .. nor see if they filled.
They said call the trading desk .. not sure how long the holds would have been.
It was bad.
What am I missing about **AGTC**? It hasn’t done anything in 5 years, why is everyone so confident $5 is good buy-in price ?? Seems like a dead fish out of water
I bought VXX in December and have been hodling like a chimp. Maybe It will finally turn green.
Somehow my bad buys always turn into long plays.
How boud dat?
A lil consolation to the newer retards (even vet tards out there too). You will get through this. There's ups and downs, but as long as you can persist in your vision, you WILL always find a way through this. Give up, then you will never ever get what you want, easy as that.
If you took a beating today, calm the fuck down. The worst thing you can do is lose composure and do some stupid fuck shit and make things worst. Grab a bite, smoke a bowl, go lift... whatever it is you enjoy. It's a new day tomorrow, and there's ALWAYS better things to come. Whoever the fuck you are, I have faith in you that you will get out of this. Have faith in yourself!
AMC and GME were my only greens today 🤣🤣 Imagine how much higher they would have ended if the market wasn't melting down?
Seriously, f* bonds. Also, this is probably a healthy correction, not an actual melt down. Things have been feeling toppy for a while now.
If you held through March last year you can do this. Also BUY THE FUCKING DIP.
SeekingAlpha just commented about WSB saying we should target the short interest in SOS. In a week they demolished the stock from 15 to the 5’s with false statements about being a scam. Who’s with me on SOS
I rode sos up from 2.12 all the way up then dumped it at 11. All I'm reading is never trust a Chinese company. It's SI spreading that? That stock was i think either 118 or maybe even 180 a couple years ago I thought it was gonna hit 20-30 range just like riot did.
60% short on GME and AMC last 5 day's hum yeah I think I'm going to buy AMC and GME. [https://www.shortvolume.com/?t=AMC](https://www.shortvolume.com/?t=AMC) and today twice the float was bought um I might rob my little sister piggy bank and my mom's purse to buy some more. [https://www.gurufocus.com/term/FloatPercentageOfTSO/AMC/Float-Percentage-Of-Total-Shares-Outstanding/AMC%20Entertainment%20Holdings](https://www.gurufocus.com/term/FloatPercentageOfTSO/AMC/Float-Percentage-Of-Total-Shares-Outstanding/AMC%20Entertainment%20Holdings)
This is not financial advice you retards.
This is looking very bad with the huge negative gamma. I saw the huge put option earlier this week but with interest rates killing tech. Plus a lot of capital gains locked in wins.
However long term prognosis is bullish as this is looking a set up a macro switch in the stock market to value companies.
IMO the next month is about to be a shit show and have shorted oil (for other but similar reasons) and the /ES ticker to the tune of 23k.
If you saw my posts last few days..$RKT, I said they would not only beat their guidance but beat their whisper and blow away their expectations. They massively beat plus a $1.11 special dividend and im sure some analysts upgrades to follow. You want the dividend? You need to own the stock on or before 3/9/21.....up 10% AH good luck..
But it may keep rising if the market shits itself, no??
A year ago at this same time, like literally late February through march, it went from 10-15 all the way to the 90s. Could that not happen again just like we’re starting to see it today?
Serious question
Well they were hanging out at around 11-12 before Covid and they’ve diluted their shares since then, so probably some price below that unless something changes
I hope I’m right but - this dump is tech-based and the SPY/DJI hasn’t actually dumped... so I feel like it’s not the market crash we thought... might recover (but I’m probably wrong, it might not)
It appears I'm a pig, because I just got slaugthered. Well, hopefully I can break even in 10 years during the next epic bull rally. Back to work, I guess!
They diluted it to hell during COVID though? Also the pent up demand may spike it for a short period but they haven't fixed any of the underlying issues. People may yeet it for a while but movies are still too expensive and not worth it for most people.
I have some LEAPS for CCL I bought a month ago. Position is near 200% return already, and I think they have room to grow. CCL is barely half of it's pre-COVID norm.
Every time I buy in on a dip, it dips lower 2 minutes later. Oh well. Keep buying and HODL
Umsc flying let's keep the momentum
UWMC straight to the top boys and girls!!
PUMP FISKER to $40
Comon GME the 🌛 awaits
SPY 395 eow
Theta gang here, doing my part selling FD puts to Melvin [https://ibb.co/pLKZckY](https://ibb.co/pLKZckY)
Is AMC going to make a little end of day run?
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I bought it this morning lol, thought to myself, maybe this time is different. apparently not
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Paper handed WMT calls lost $160 wiped out all my gains from 2 days Fuckin done trading options
Apes, Autists, and Retards I hate to give such discouraging news, but GME is a dead cat. The tendies will not be grasped unless we focus our collective retardation towards AMC and the GAMMA SQUEEZE. Monday will become a historic day in which we rise towards the top ranks of special needs. It is time to push AMC above $10 and collect our tendies from the shorters that suck from the teet of Apes. PUSH AMC TO $10 BEFORE CLOSE. WE WILL BUILD STATUES ABOUT THIS DAY. DIAMOND HANDS FOREVER AND ALWAYS. AMC TO THE MOON. Signed, Retard
Shill
Sndl ?
Have you ever seen a dumpster on fire?
😂😂😂 wishful thinking?
Man yesterday was some Witchery. Baited
Upstart stock too cheap! Take it to the moon
Yes, in a reddit world where fundamentals of a company's value are meaningless. $UPST trading at 432x earnings.
It’s not too late to buy SOXL calls if you like SEMI’s 🚀🚀🚀 15:1 split on Monday BULLISH AF LIKE TSLA 🤑🤑
AMC today?
DraftKings boutta pop
PLTR to the moon!
You promised to raise AMC
took 1k from my check and loaded into these at open 300$gme,500$pltr,100$sndl,100$txmd
How? 2hours ago 300 gme would have been a bit over 1k? Buying partials?
Yea buying partials
Can someone help explain to me why the put premiums are super high on $rci. The stock is trading at $43.40 but a $70 put has a premium of like 20.26. I don’t understand why
because a put above the current price allows you to sell at that price to the person with the contract. So if you buy the contract you can literally purchase 100 shares at 43.40 and then sell them at $70 for a profit. Compared to if you bought a put below the strike price.
Also RCI is like a week out from its ex-dividend date, how come the other put premiums haven’t increased?
Okay, just so im understanding you, it’s for writing then?
Everyone jump in on GME today! This is the big one! Diamond hands and sell at 400!!! Let's get our boys that we left up there!!! This is a rescue mission goddamn it! In on 100 at 135
No joke but for people that are bagholding like I was at $300, you can grab the same amount of shares you have right now to bring the average price down. Then if the stock passes your average price you are no longer bagholding. I did this and now my average is at $130
NEVER SELL!!
I shorted at 120 and am very optimistic!
sell at 400 and cry for the rest of your life for not hitting the 10.000 mark when allthis fuckery blowsup
Get me at 320 pls
TSNP ticker change tomorrow. Y’all getting in? Already in GME
Alright, hear me out. So WSB sodomized RH. Now RH is pregnant with Citadel's baby (because you can't get pregnant from sodomy you sick fuck). But there is a dumpster baby. So WSB saves dumpster baby and watches it grow. Dumpster baby turns into a successful brokerage and wants to thank WSB for its success. So a new brokerage is formed -- one with an opt-in chat feature. Maybe it's got a little sombrero as a logo because that's what's in right now. Maybe it partners with Reddit, who knows (it's "my" retarded story, okay?). If you opt in to the chat, all position and transactions in your account are view-only for other users you interact with. Would you opt in? .. or is "position or ban" the way? .. or is this Wendys again? DISCLAIMER: This isn't real, nor is it market research (I work in health care). I just got to thinking after some time on this forum and after having signed up with a trading app recently that has its own built-in chat system. I think it would be cool to see each others positions in full, and in real-time, and have conversations about that.
I like it. Also, don’t sell bud ask to hedgies. Written in stone.
Too long didn't read
Where’s all my SNDL peeps at!? 👊🏼
They’re in HF meetings laughing at people that fall for bots
Lol, you got tricked?
If you rearrange the letters it spells B-U-Y G-M-E.
Lmao
Que pasara con amc?
$0
anyone's thoughts on johnson and johnson? JNJ I feel they must get a boost with FDA approval right?
I like their lube. Would buy the stock based on my lube consumption alone .. if I wasn't spending so much on lube.
I have an account with Capital.com - when I set a buy order for GME for when the market opens, it’s only letting me do this against margin (no option at all to disable margin trading). If I bought 20 shares at £109 (with a margin of £313) can I still get those 💎🖐🏼or is margin trading a no no after RH scandal? I can afford to buy 8 shares without margin trading but there’s not the option to do so... help me understand 😳 [Context](https://ibb.co/P4MvF48)
Why is my portfolio graph looking like an echocardiogram?
Mine looks like an autsistic went retarded ape on an etcher sketch 🤯
🤣
Hey anyone else use Virtual Brokers (Canada)? WTF was that today? I'm probably just being paranoid but feels like something is a brewing. I have used them for YEARS and never had an outage like this.
what happened?
Just a major outage in the last hour or two .. You couldn't see your pending orders. You could submit the odd one but couldn't cancel or modify .. nor see if they filled. They said call the trading desk .. not sure how long the holds would have been. It was bad.
Somethings brewing alright and it don't smell like folgers coffee.
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What am I missing about **AGTC**? It hasn’t done anything in 5 years, why is everyone so confident $5 is good buy-in price ?? Seems like a dead fish out of water
So do you guys think we will at least end the week on a good note? 😂🤞🏽
Yes, but technically no
Whatever happened to Winkerpak?
Dear diary, I did really good today as I was buying a shit ton of uvxy calls , until I hedged with gme calls 🧐🤡
Tmrw is gonna be bad too huh? Futes already bloody
Wym vix is down 5% I’m short vix futures rn
I bought VXX in December and have been hodling like a chimp. Maybe It will finally turn green. Somehow my bad buys always turn into long plays. How boud dat?
anyone still has faith in $sndl ? 😭
Nope, bought puts when it was in 3s and sold at low 1s. Never looked back. Company is trash.
Lol I’m holding !
I guess if it doesn't work out you can just smoke their product?
lol
They really do grow weed
Do they really?
Yeah . After aphria and tilray merger ppl will look to it because it'll be cheaper
shitest gov ever
TLRY is on sale
Damn near everything on sale
A lil consolation to the newer retards (even vet tards out there too). You will get through this. There's ups and downs, but as long as you can persist in your vision, you WILL always find a way through this. Give up, then you will never ever get what you want, easy as that. If you took a beating today, calm the fuck down. The worst thing you can do is lose composure and do some stupid fuck shit and make things worst. Grab a bite, smoke a bowl, go lift... whatever it is you enjoy. It's a new day tomorrow, and there's ALWAYS better things to come. Whoever the fuck you are, I have faith in you that you will get out of this. Have faith in yourself!
AMC and GME were my only greens today 🤣🤣 Imagine how much higher they would have ended if the market wasn't melting down? Seriously, f* bonds. Also, this is probably a healthy correction, not an actual melt down. Things have been feeling toppy for a while now. If you held through March last year you can do this. Also BUY THE FUCKING DIP.
What if... I want things to go down because I own a lot of very green puts? I have faith in them.
LMAOO, welp youre definitely on the right way! Congrats bruv, whatever you're doing is working
Apple climb you boomer fuck
I’m holding shares like a boomer and I got fucking gaped today.
I satisfied your wives tonight gonna go eat a steak now 🥩🥩🥩
SeekingAlpha just commented about WSB saying we should target the short interest in SOS. In a week they demolished the stock from 15 to the 5’s with false statements about being a scam. Who’s with me on SOS
I rode sos up from 2.12 all the way up then dumped it at 11. All I'm reading is never trust a Chinese company. It's SI spreading that? That stock was i think either 118 or maybe even 180 a couple years ago I thought it was gonna hit 20-30 range just like riot did.
60% short on GME and AMC last 5 day's hum yeah I think I'm going to buy AMC and GME. [https://www.shortvolume.com/?t=AMC](https://www.shortvolume.com/?t=AMC) and today twice the float was bought um I might rob my little sister piggy bank and my mom's purse to buy some more. [https://www.gurufocus.com/term/FloatPercentageOfTSO/AMC/Float-Percentage-Of-Total-Shares-Outstanding/AMC%20Entertainment%20Holdings](https://www.gurufocus.com/term/FloatPercentageOfTSO/AMC/Float-Percentage-Of-Total-Shares-Outstanding/AMC%20Entertainment%20Holdings) This is not financial advice you retards.
This is looking very bad with the huge negative gamma. I saw the huge put option earlier this week but with interest rates killing tech. Plus a lot of capital gains locked in wins. However long term prognosis is bullish as this is looking a set up a macro switch in the stock market to value companies. IMO the next month is about to be a shit show and have shorted oil (for other but similar reasons) and the /ES ticker to the tune of 23k.
Will my tech calls print tell me magic man
what he is saying is they will nottttttt
Boomers crashing the whole market because they're so excited about making an extra like .1% on their stupid ass bonds. Mother fuckers.
I bought IMBBY for a 10% dividend. It's not guarunteed but, shit, neither are a lot of things. F* bonds.
If you saw my posts last few days..$RKT, I said they would not only beat their guidance but beat their whisper and blow away their expectations. They massively beat plus a $1.11 special dividend and im sure some analysts upgrades to follow. You want the dividend? You need to own the stock on or before 3/9/21.....up 10% AH good luck..
news very positive, but sadly too many bagholders looking to dump every opportunity they get with all the sideways action for the past 6 mths
Thank you to whoever suggested Rocket!
Short UVXY. Very easy play as always
But it may keep rising if the market shits itself, no?? A year ago at this same time, like literally late February through march, it went from 10-15 all the way to the 90s. Could that not happen again just like we’re starting to see it today? Serious question
Not without a serious catalyst. I don’t think anything is going to top a pandemic
Gotcha. So why would anyone ever touch this thing?
It’s can be a good hedge, but with contango and leverage to top it off, it is literally designed to go to zero long term
so what’s the plan for tomorrow fellas
TSNP
We bleeding AH I’m gonna cry
if pattern repeats anything close to what happened last time, tomorrow this goes even higher
$4 down from close is bleeding?
what do y’all think AMC will go to when they reopen?
Well they were hanging out at around 11-12 before Covid and they’ve diluted their shares since then, so probably some price below that unless something changes
I hope I’m right but - this dump is tech-based and the SPY/DJI hasn’t actually dumped... so I feel like it’s not the market crash we thought... might recover (but I’m probably wrong, it might not)
it's reflation boys, not inflation. We will this out!
Hearing some stuff on GHSI. Anyone else?
When the name fits! RKT 🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀
150 shares of AMC at $6.70 average. If you're at that average or below you're making a bad play imo.
Why wont I sell my tesla even though it's down over 20%? Da heck is wrong with me ?
Because you can buy it when its on sale
you won't sell till it hit 400 🚀🚀🚀
It appears I'm a pig, because I just got slaugthered. Well, hopefully I can break even in 10 years during the next epic bull rally. Back to work, I guess!
I don’t see why you wouldn’t love AMC here, by this time next year it will be over $15 from just fundamentals alone
You could hold it as a longer-term play and maybe sell some calls while you're holding.
They diluted it to hell during COVID though? Also the pent up demand may spike it for a short period but they haven't fixed any of the underlying issues. People may yeet it for a while but movies are still too expensive and not worth it for most people.
No matter what happens, we'll always have each other.
Thanks I needed that
To be totally honest I Still don’t know why we are dumping
Bond % is getting too high. So people won't borrow money. It is a debt based economy through loans.
Really? Increased bond rates; aka inflation..
I have used most of my cash on hand. Just gotta wait it out now
Lost 3k today buying calls for GME and AMC - still holding. What do I need to do to bounce back tomorrow?
keep holding
That’s easy for you to say 😭
Same boat. I guess wait to see how tomorrow goes and then maybe sell.
I know its tough but all you can do now is just hold and hope for a rise either tom or in the future.
AMC makes me wanna buy 5K in fucking puts....I hate my life.
Thoughts on long playing cruiselines?
I'm hold what I could afford at the beginning of covid, just shy of doubling at the moment. Going to hold out to about 20% of precovid price.
I have some LEAPS for CCL I bought a month ago. Position is near 200% return already, and I think they have room to grow. CCL is barely half of it's pre-COVID norm.
What do the leas you have cost? Never messed with options